Pokemon the wrong way

The breakfast in Zhanlan gymnasium is terrible!

A large group of people and elves sat on the tatami mats, gathered around a long, low table.The table is full of all kinds of food in large bowls and plates that don’t look very delicate and attractive, but are definitely full of sincerity, and the wife of the beer-bellied martial arts uncle, a young and beautiful aunt named Sanae, is still there. Keep bringing more food out of the kitchen—although I don’t know why, but Xiaoyou still thinks that this name, like Aunt Qiuzi in the Locke Gym, should be a stronghold of combat power in a certain sense ...

I also don't know why, after seeing that there is no bread or other food on the table, Xiaoyou breathed a sigh of relief...

"Okay, let's eat!" The gym trainer Ah Si, who became energetic before and after sitting at the dining table, announced loudly, "Let go of your belly and eat! Eat as much as you can! Eat until you are full! Only when you are full can you have the strength to train and train." fighting!"

"Uh..." Xiaoyou looked at the staple food in front of her with three black lines hanging on her face.This is a small washbasin container rather than a large bowl, which is piled up high like a hill... Unidentified object, the whole is a white to yellowish sticky paste, Xiaoyou can barely distinguish from the appearance According to the judges, its main ingredients should be rice with oatmeal and batter, and then mixed with various finely chopped meat and vegetables, and some "mysterious things" that Xiaoyou couldn't recognize. Ingredients"……

...At least it doesn't seem to emit a strange smell or light, and it shouldn't look like the kind of dark cuisine used for assassination.

"You're welcome, why don't you eat more?" Aunt Sanae, who walked by Xiaoyou with a large bowl of vegetable salad, said with a smile, "There's still a lot."

Xiaoyou, this is not a polite word - just look at the big pot in the middle of the dining table, which is comparable to a small bath tub, and it is still full of white unknown objects.It's just that the inexplicable pressure revealed by Aunt Sanae's sunny smile made Xiaoyou start to sweat again—that inexplicable sixth sense that if you don't obey, you will definitely die miserably!

Are the federation ms really all monsters! ? (Readers who don’t understand, please interpret the “federal ms” in this sentence as “the wife of an uncle-type gym trainer”...)

Under the pressure of survival, Xiaoyou obediently picked up the small washbasin in front of her, scooped up a spoonful of unknown objects with a large wooden spoon, and put it into her mouth after hesitating for a second—anyway, other humans at the table Both the elf and the little elf seemed to be eating happily. Even if the taste of this thing is not very good, it will not be so bad. No matter how bad it is, I still have the characteristics of Mr. Bei as the backing...

"……Um?"

This mellow and rich taste, the taste that melts in the mouth, and the chewiness of the unknown ingredients mixed in it...

Xiaoyou resolutely began to eat like everyone else at the table... Even Geng Gui couldn't help the aroma of the food poking out his head, it was just an extra small washbasin on the table... …

Zhanlan secret mixed rice: using a variety of ingredients, a mysterious food made with a unique formula. It has the characteristics of high protein, low fat, and easy absorption. It can quickly replenish the physical energy consumed after strenuous exercise—now added to the system Luxury lunch list!

……

After a ridiculously rich breakfast, it’s time for exercise, and according to Ah Si, a martial artist with a beer belly, a fight between elves after a meal is one of the best ways to digest food.So Xiaoyou dragged Geng Gui's back - this foodie died again during the breakfast time before, and ate up the rest of the staple food mixed rice in the "bathtub" in the middle of the dining table by himself. In the state of suspended animation caused by overeating—following Uncle Ah Si and his disciples, they came to the battlefield of Zhanlan gymnasium.

The challenge rules of Zhanlan gymnasium are still one-on-one, and the number of elves used is limited to two. Only the challenger can replace the elves. These standard general gymnastic battle rules.Xiaoyou took a look, and the Haoli who was duel with Ah Si in the morning was standing behind the uncle at the moment. If nothing else, it should be one of the scheduled contestants, and the other elf didn't need to think too much. It's also only for fighting.

"..." There are quite a few elves in Xiaoyou's hands that are suitable for fighting against the fighting system, but Geng Gui, who just did a good job just now, obviously can't be counted on. It seems to be pretty good, but it seems nothing new to do this kind of thing... After thinking about it, Xiaoyou decided to send other elves out to continue to brush up the sense of existence.

So Xiaoyou took out an elf ball: If you use it...will the fighting elf on the opposite side cry?

"Of course the elf I want to use is Haoli, and... the hot monkey!" On the other side of the battlefield, Ah Si has already thrown his first elf ball. It seems that Haoli is going to be the second elf appearance...

But Xiaoyou said with shame that the uncle was wearing a pair of Taoist trousers with no pockets, where did he put the Pokéball?

Could it be that it is as famous as the legendary Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket...four, second, element, chrysanthemum, flower! ?

"Squeak!" Well, there's no time for irrelevant issues that can seriously affect morale.A pig-nosed elf with thick limbs has already jumped out, chatting loudly and viciously.

"Uh, Fiery Monkey...wait..." Seeing that the opponent is Fiery Monkey, Xiaoyou seemed to think of something, and hurriedly pretended to be a novice trainer and took out the elf illustrated book, and read the unreliable introduction with the illustrated book stick At the right time, I quietly called up the detailed illustration book of the reliable version of the system and took a look...

Then he quietly stuffed back the elf ball with the shelling ninja in his hand: "Sure enough, it has evil skills... Fortunately, the gym trainer released the elf first..."

Originally, Xiaoyou planned to use the strange characteristics of the shelling ninja to tease Ah Si's fighting elf, but unexpectedly, the uncle with a beer belly came up with a guy who was proficient in several evil skills. As far as the blood-skinned bug shell is concerned, the skills that can hurt oneself are all fatal skills, so the hot monkey is really not a suitable opponent...

So Xiaoyou made some tactical adjustments, and threw out the Poké Ball of Lord Chongke's "body": "Let's attack, Iron Ninja!"

"..." Compared with the high-profile fiery monkey, the giant cicada with a metallic head only silently sharpened its pair of sharp front paws, showing a noble and glamorous temperament... probably.

"Fire Monkey, use Crazy Grab!" At the beginning, Uncle Ah Si launched the first attack.The Fiery Monkey squeaked, and hopped up, waving its specialized thick paws that looked like gloves.

"(Iron Masked Ninja, use) Shadow Clone!" Facing the attack of the Fiery Monkey, Xiao You didn't panic.With a quick sway of the Iron Ninja's figure, seven or eight identical clones appeared in the air.The fiery monkey rushed forward without hesitation and swiped its claws, but was unlucky, and just scattered one of them into a puff of smoke...

"Squeak!" As if feeling fooled, the Fiery Monkey's cry became even more irritable, and he turned around and grabbed another shadow clone with a sharp claw—crazy scratching was not just a single attack.

But Xiaoyou will naturally not let the hot monkey slowly wipe out the shadow clones: "(Use it immediately) move at high speed!"

The Iron Ninja, together with five or six clones including the main body, flew together. With its natural super-high-speed street acceleration characteristics and the blessing of high-speed movement skills, it seemed that there was only a fiery monkey and a little elf left on the battlefield. Only the black shadows and howling noises flashing in the air can prove the existence of the Iron Ninja.

Faced with this kind of situation, generally speaking, the most effective countermeasure is to use the AOE skill that can cover the entire battle field, and give the Iron Mask Ninja a out, but the problem is that Fiery Monkey is a fighting elf... and a fighting elf He is notoriously powerful in one-on-one duels, and hard to beat in group attacks...

So Fiery Monkey could only growl and slap its claws in vain, scratching the air.At this time, Xiaoyou still used mental power to communicate and quietly issued an order: "(The shadow clone continues to disturb, the main body uses sword dance...)"

"Hot Monkey, use digging!"

When Xiaoyou's Dazhi began to quietly use Sword Dance to buff, Uncle Ah Si, the trainer of Hot Monkey, also issued new instructions.The chubby, pig-nosed monkey with mixed hair flew its paws, and dug a hole in the ground in an instant and burrowed in—since it couldn't attack the opponent accurately, then it just made it impossible for the opponent to attack itself!

This is really effective. After all, the Iron Ninja himself does not have any suitable skills to attack the fiery monkey hidden in the winding tunnel, and the shadow clones flying in the air are also slightly at a loss. speed.

"..." Xiaoyou rolled her eyes a few times, and gave the order with a serious expression on purpose. “(………) Yan Hui!”

The five or six iron ninjas in the air flapped their wings and rushed into the cave one by one with white light. Only one iron ninja remained in the air, flying cautiously in circles.

The one left must be the main body!Uncle Ah Si's eyes flashed all of a sudden: "Good opportunity! Come on, Hot Monkey!"

"Squeak!!" With an ugly roar, the fiery monkey broke through the ground with a crash, and rushed out from under the iron-faced ninja in mid-air. A pair of iron claws full of anger grabbed the unprepared Dazhi... …

puff--

A burst of blue smoke drifted away.

"What a horse!?" Ah Si opened his mouth wide, "It's not the real body!? Fire monkey, be careful of the hole!"

"Iron ninjas are also good at digging holes..." Xiaoyou showed a tricky smile on his side.

Behind the blank-faced Fiery Monkey who was gaining momentum and hitting nothing, another smaller hole exploded, and the iron-faced ninja flew out of it, with two sharp forelimbs erected in front of him, stabbing hard at the ground. He got behind the Fiery Monkey's buttocks, and with the screams of the pig-nosed elf, pushed the Fiery Monkey all the way up, until the Fiery Monkey bumped into the beam of the roof...

"Fire Monkey!" Uncle Beer Belly yelled nervously as he watched the Fire Monkey fall down after knocking the roof beams out of a shallow pit. "Cheer up, Fire Monkey! Show your momentum!"

But the Iron Ninja was buffed secretly after all, and the fiery monkey who fell to the ground rolled his eyes without much struggle...

"Fire Monkey has lost its fighting power!" The gym disciple who was the referee on the sidelines raised the flag in his hand, "The Iron Ninja wins!"

ps: As a former house with a preference, yooooo have never seen several works of K Club. .So I can only say that I have a vague impression of some of the more famous things. .Like bread. .The dictionary is amazing. .