Pokemon the wrong way

"Woo... Hot Monkey, you've worked very hard!" On the battlefield, Uncle Ah Si was so moved that his face was full of tears, he choked up and took out the poke ball to take back Hot Monkey who had lost his fighting power. "Rest well, the old man will never forget your contribution!"

"..." Xiaoyou looked around, and found that the disciples of the gymnasium watching the battle were all acting as they should. Obviously, it was not the first time that Uncle Ah Si behaved like this.

Well, Mr. Ah Si is an uncle with too many emotions... Although the fiery monkey can basically be said to be perfected by the iron ninja...

Xiaoyou is a rational person most of the time, so these words are just talking in his heart.

"Then, it's finally your turn to play, Haoli!" Put the hot monkey's elf ball behind him (Xiaoyou: So where is that elf ball? Is it really a four-dimensional chrysanthemum? !?), Uncle Ah Si wiped away his tears, turned around solemnly, and said loudly to Hao Li behind him. "Let's make a move! Use a hand knife!"

"Oh!" Ah Si's Hao Li yelled, and then a clean hand knife...slashed on the chest of the beer belly uncle?

"Ah... ah!?" Xiaoyou blinked his big eyes blankly, watching Haoli keep greeting Ah Si with a hand knife one after another, and although the uncle was beaten blue, his mouth However, he was still yelling "These are nothing! Show your momentum!" and so on...

"Um...excuse me, what's the situation?" Xiaoyou stretched her neck and whispered to the gym disciples who were watching from the sidelines—these disciples were still sitting there calmly, as before.

"Ah, this is a ceremony for Master Ah Si to improve his fighting spirit." An onlooker disciple enthusiastically explained to Xiaoyou, "The master said that by experiencing the power of the elves' skills like this, the trainer and the elves' hearts can be refreshed." Combine two into one. However, none of us disciples are as powerful as Master Ah Si, who can withstand so many attacks in one breath..."

...That is to say, have you all tried such a wonderful method of "improving fighting spirit"?Xiaoyou's eyebrows kept shaking and shaking.what is this?A big shaking m cultivated a group of small shaking m?

Think about that street bully gym in Kanto that is also a bit weird... Sure enough, it is not ordinary people who can open a fighting gym?

……

A few minutes later, it is estimated that the trainer will lose his fighting power immediately if he continues to fight, Ah Si and Hao Li finally stopped the behavior of "improving fighting spirit".The referee waved the small flag in the hands of the disciples, and the battle continued.

"Go, Haoli! Use the hand knife!" At the beginning of the second round, Ah Si's elf was still the first to attack.

"...(Iron Ninja, use) Yan Fan!" Xiaoyou also issued an attack command.

Originally, Xiaoyou planned to let the Iron Ninja use the relay skill to end the game, passing the buff of speed and attack power to the next elf.But because Ah Si's method of "enhancing fighting spirit" is too unimaginable... As a result, Zhou Fangyou, a ground turtle trainer who has never seen the world, forgot the original plan for a while...

"It doesn't matter, anyway, Yan Fan also restrains the fighting system, and its power also has the bonus of sword dance..." Xiaoyou, who had already spoken the words, quickly found a step for herself, "Moreover, you can also use this to test Haoli Isn't it the characteristic of it... It doesn't matter if you use it in the next round of relay or something... eh?"

Under the high-speed movement and characteristic bonus, the iron-faced ninja, whose speed is already terrifying, turned into a dazzling white flash as soon as he received Xiaoyou's order, rushing across half of the battlefield in an instant with the momentum of a thunderbolt, and slammed into the muscle On brother Gui Haoli's strong pectoralis major...but when the first half of the iron ninja's one-strike escape tactic was successful and the second half was about to be implemented, he was slashed on the head by Haoli's hand knife-originally The speed displayed by Haoli should be an impossible task, so Uncle Ah Si's Haoli can at least be sure that it is defenseless...

If it was just a hand knife, it wouldn't make Xiaoyou speechless. The point is Ah Si's heroic next move: while slapping the iron-faced ninja in the air for two and a half weeks, Haoli made The knife-like palm of the hand bent and grasped the iron-faced ninja firmly, and then jumped up high in Ah Si's loud cry of "determining the victory with momentum", and turned the iron-faced ninja head-to-head with both hands and legs in mid-air at the same time. It was firmly fixed, and then it rotated at a high speed with its own spine as the central axis and smashed down...

Well, Xiaoyou said that he didn't sweat as much in any gymnasium as in Zhanlan gymnasium-is this shit cast on the earth! ?This nima is really not the famous "Russian big ass" of a famous hair-chested man named Uncle Sangilev! ?

Coach, this is unscientific!The Iron Ninja is just a cicada!How dare you deal with it with such a cruel trick!

"Bang!" The battle field of Zhanlan Gymnasium has proved itself to be a non-tofu dregs project that can stand the test. There is only a small shallow pit on the ground, and in the center of the pit is a lifelike ninja bug. Face……

High-speed movement increases speed, sword dance increases attack, and Iron Ninja's defense is still a bit...

So the referee decisively raised the flag: "The Iron Ninja loses his fighting power! Haoli wins!"

"Woooh! Haoli! Well done!" Uncle Ah Si on the opposite side resolutely burst into tears again, "I am so touched! Hot Monkey... Did you see it? Your Qiu Haoli has rewarded you!"

(Hot Monkey: Squeak! Please don't make it sound like I'm dead!)

"Uh, my relay..." Xiaoyou's mouth twitched. "I made a mistake... I didn't expect this Haoli to be the same as our family's Weili. It is so good at the combo of the opponent's knife turning and grabbing and then wrestling moves..."

Remnants belong to remnants, the battle still has to continue.Xiaoyou started to take out her second elf...

The "gift" of the Iron Masked Ninja is still not considered - Xiaoyou's strange power is proficient in the "Farmer's Three Punches", and the Flame Fist is not just "a little sweet" for the Shelling Ninja...

In terms of strength, if there is no defense to fight each other, the victory is very sure-after all, the ability value is unconditionally crushed and there are two more hands, but I always feel that doing this seems a bit boring...

"How do you say that Haoli also got a shot from the Iron Ninja... Well, you can try..." After thinking about it, Xiaoyou threw out the poke ball: "Let's attack, Heracross!"

"Hera!" The majestic blue unicorn beetle jumped out and yelled energetically.

"Oh, the morale looks good, very good!" Xiaoyou nodded, "take" from the backpack—actually "buy"—take out a can of maple syrup, open the lid and put it on the ground...

"Hera?" The unicorn on the top of Heracross's head trembled twice, and he turned his head with a swish, his eyes shining.

After putting down the maple syrup jar, Xiaoyou kept taking out the spliced ​​metal wooden knife from the backpack and assembled it, slammed it on the side of the sugar jar, and then smiled "you know" at Heracros...

"H, Hera!" Heracross shook his whole body slightly, nodded his head very vigorously...

Hercules' morale is on the rise...probably.

"Battle begins!"

"Go Haoli!" Ah Si, who had just won the next round, was also very motivated, "Use the cross cut!"

"Heracross, you go too!" Xiaoyou also yelled loudly, "Use the horns! (Aim at Haoli's lower body! Then use patience immediately!)"

Haoli strode forward with his arms crossed on his chest, while Heracross lowered his head and flapped his wings. The two elves collided with each other seemingly without any tricks.The big horn of Heracross hit the joint of Haoli's right leg, and at the same time, Haoli's double-upgraded hand knife attack also hit the head of the big beetle...

Judging from the criticality of the strike position alone, it seems that Haoli took advantage of this fight.

"Haoli! Momentum!" Ah Si yelled again, "Show your momentum! Just use hell roll like this!"

The muscular brother immediately repeated his tricks, clasped Heracross's shoulders skillfully with both hands and knives, and suddenly overturned the big unicorn, rolling quickly on the battlefield.As for Heracross, it seemed that he was immobilized by his opponent's wrestling skills, but in fact, there was a dark red light under the blue carapace...

After Haoli took Heracross around the field and threw the big beetle forcefully, Xiaoyou quickly ordered: "(Now! Heracross! Use) counterattack!"

"Nani!?" Ah Si, as the gym trainer of the fighting gym, immediately changed his face when he heard the name of this skill. "Be careful, Haoli!"

I saw Heracross fell heavily to the ground after being thrown out, but turned over cleanly and got up without saying a word. The wings under the carapace on the back spread out, and the stubby and powerful legs kicked on the ground violently, bringing a The bright red light rushed towards Haoli.Although Haoli heard the warning from the trainer, he stopped in place because of the side effect of the hell rolling skill that also caused damage to himself, and the "horn" in his knee earlier caused his movement to be slow, and he was rushed over by Heracross The unicorn was hit in the chest, and it was knocked hard and flew out.

"Hao Li!" Ah Da yelled to cheer up his little elf, "Show courage and power! Stand up!"

Hao Li, who was knocked to the ground, struggled for a while, but in the end he couldn't survive the accumulation of old and new injuries. He rolled his eyes and fell down again...

"Haoli loses his fighting power, Heracross wins!" The referee held up the small green flag representing the challenger: "So the winner is Xiaoyou from Zhenxin Town!"

This is a natural result, said a certain pseudo-mother.Hit by the Sonic Cicada's Sword Dance Yanhui, the Unicorn Immortal's "broken tendon" horn, plus the counterattack with double the power of his own hell rolling, if he didn't kneel, he would just take off the fat times and the golden belt to cosplay. Forget it...

P made an s: By the way, we seem to be poisoned by pm recently. .When I read other fan fictions and saw that the main character was called "Sapophis", the first reaction in my mind was Kojiro's prickly prickly pear "Saponaia". .