Pokemon the wrong way

Although I have known Xiaozhi for a long time, and had one or two pleasant battles♂, this is the first time Xiaoyou has watched Xiaozhi challenge the gym as a "teammate" seriously.

The target of the challenge is Miss Tangerine from the Asacong Gym——different from Xiaoyou’s direct and efficient style of rushing directly to Asacong City to challenge the Gym to get the badge as soon as he left the Uzumaki Islands, Xiaozhi is still leisurely and leisurely after the Uzumaki Islands Contest Playing happily with friends old and new in various archipelagos, and by the way foiled the secret plan of "a mad scientist of an unknown evil organization"...so it has been dragged on until now.

So a group of people arrived in Asahi Onion City, rested in the elf center for one night, and went to the gymnasium together the next day.It's just that on the way to the gymnasium, I met a...a very suspicious-looking...Sure enough statue of Weng?

"This statue is used to pray before the battle, please put the elf on it..." Such an explanatory text was written on a small platform in front of the statue.

By the way, the size of the small platform where the elves are placed is just big enough to hold a Pikachu...

"This...uh." Before Xiaoyou could decide what to say, Xiaozhi put Pikachu on the small platform with a happy face.

So Xiaoyou began to think, Miaomiao and Xiaozhi, which side lowered which side's IQ?

Next, Pikachu was dug into the Ruan Weng robot disguised as a statue by a simple spring mechanism, and the trio who jumped out this time did not dare to delay because they discovered that Xiaoyou was actually in the team. After hastily leaving the classic opening remarks, he planned to leave directly.But unfortunately, on their retreat route, a gym trainer who accidentally took his own elf out for a walk was spawned...

Big Steel Snake’s Crushed VS Super-Hard Armor of Ruan Weng Robot (Cheap Version)——<——”

"It's such a nasty feeling—"

Xiaoyou: "Musashi, Kojiro, Meow, I'm sorry I can't help you...although I'm a little curious about where you got the budget for making robots..." (Note 1)

Pia flew to the trio of the phantom group, Xiaozhi and others stepped forward to thank Miss Mikan.But a figure rushed faster than anyone else...

"Miss Mikan! I'm sick after seeing your heroic figure fighting just now!" The squint-eyed teenager Xiao Gang who entered the estrus mode after seeing the beautiful big sister grabbed Mikan with both hands in front of his chest with lightning speed. , "That's right! It's your lovesickness!"

"This guy..." Xiaoxia thought about it and prepared to use the ear-pulling skill familiarly, but she didn't want Xiaoyou to move one step faster...

"Xiao Gang?" Gently patted Xiao Gang's shoulder, Xiaoyou showed a cute smile like sunshine to the squinting eyes who turned around.

"Well, Xiaoyou, what do you have - woo!?"

Profound Truth Sea Tiger Blasting Fist!

"I'm sorry to laugh at you..." retracting the fist that was deep in Xiaogang's abdomen, Xiaoyou nodded to the surprised Mikan, then grabbed the unconscious Xiaogang's trousers and slowly dragged him away...

"This..." Xiaoxia blinked her eyes, "Well, it would be great if Xiaogang can get rid of this problem."

……

Light Onion Gym Gym Battle.

"It's not fair..." Seeing the first elf that Miss Mikan took out, Xiaoyou's left eye started to twitch, "Why is Xiaozhi a magnetite and I am a three-in-one magneton?"

"It's unscientific..." Seeing Xiaozhi get rid of the fighting elves, Xiaoyou started jumping from the corner of his right eye, "Why use Pikachu... the second match is definitely going to be the big steel snake? Xiaozhi didn't Are you planning to play the second game?"

"This...Xiao Zhi probably wants to deal with Magneto first?" Xiao Gang, who had been resurrected, guessed.

"But to deal with small magnet monsters with steel attributes, it is obviously better to use the fire element... Hey, forget it." Xiaoyou, who wanted to complain about something, decided to shut up after thinking about it. Anyway, Xiaozhi had sent Pikachu out. Preaching also waits until after he loses...

On the battlefield, after "quickly dodging" several attacks from each other, Xiaozhi, the hot-blooded man, lost his patience first, allowing Pikachu to forcefully eat a round of electric shocks from Magneto, and then returned a more powerful move One hundred thousand volts.Since the effect of both sides was halved, neither of them came down, but Pikachu immediately used a quick move, knocked the little magnetism out of the field, and went to the city first...

Afterwards, Satsuma was no longer waterproof, and the main elf, Big Steel Snake, was dispatched.And Xiaozhi very passionately asked Pikachu to say hello to the big steel snake with one hundred thousand volts...

"..." Xiaoyou lowered her head, stroked her forehead, and didn't look at how Pikachu was blown away by the big steel snake's thick, long and hard steel tail.

After both sides lost an elf each, Xiaozhi finally dispatched the fireball mouse, which has more reliable attribute restraint.But Xiaoyou still has doubts: why not use a more powerful fire-breathing dragon?

Xiao Gang: "Xiaozhi's fire-breathing dragon is still practicing in Miss Ji Ke's fire-breathing dragon valley..."

Xiaoyou: "Uh, I forgot..."

After the start of the second round, the Fireball Rat's jet flames could not hurt the big steel snake that surrounded itself with sandstorm skills as a defense, and the digging attack and steel tail used by the big steel snake could not hit because of the flexibility of its small size. The Fireball Rat was dodging, and the two sides seemed to be at a stalemate for a while...

"It's like this... Kacha Kacha... But the Fireball Rat is actually at a disadvantage... Blindly evading physical strength is also more serious... Kacha Kacha..." Xiaoyou commented pretendingly outside the field, "If there is no new With an effective tactic, Xiaozhi will be in danger in this round... Kacha Kacha..."

"Xiaoyou, what you said makes sense..." Xiaoxia hugged the Eggshell Star with a black line on her face, "But what happened to that 'click'?"

"Oh, that's Ah Xu..." Xiaoyou pointed to Geng Gui, who was holding a big bucket of popcorn behind him and gnawing on it.

"..."

On the field, Xiaozhi had an idea and let the Fireball Mouse use the smoke screen to cooperate with the tunnel left by the big steel snake to launch a successful surprise attack, but the good times didn't last long. The snake's steel tail artificially created a "tunnel collapse", which drove the fireball mouse out of the hole, and hit the fireball mouse which was jumping in the air and couldn't avoid it, and directly sent it flying out of the field.

"Two former Gym trainers and Gym trainer candidates, may I ask..." Xiaoyou pointed to the fireball mouse that fell outside the battlefield circle and asked Xiaogang and Xiaoxia, "Falling out of the field is not considered a loss." Is it?"

"Well, there is no strict determination of victory and defeat in the rules and regulations," Xiaogang replied with a serious expression, "Generally speaking, whether or not the situation is judged by the local gymnasium trainer - such as my family's Nibi Gymnasium, if you fall off the court, you will not be judged as a loser."

"By the way, my family's Hualan gymnasium is a pool, so it's considered a loss outside the court." Xiaoxia added.

"I see……"

After being kicked out of the field, the severely injured Fireball Mouse still stood up again.Not only that, but it seems that the raging fire feature was also incidentally activated, which greatly increased the power of the jet flames. Coupled with the unreliable "communication" of Fireball Mouse and Xiaozhi, they finally broke through the big steel head-on with continuous jet flames. Snake's sandstorm defense.Under the continuous heating of the flames, the sand that originally protected itself became a shackle that restrained the big steel snake and caused additional damage...

"The Big Steel Snake loses its combat power, and the Fireball Rat wins!" The little Lolita Kexia who came from the Locke Gymnasium—this little guy sneaked back not long after returning home—raised the referee flag in his hand , "So the winner is Xiaozhi from Zhenxin Town!"

……

Outside the gate of Light Onion Gym.

"Then, let's go!" Xiaozhi bid farewell to Miss Mikan and Kexia Luoli who came out to see him off.

"Yes, be careful on the road." Mikan smiled politely.

But Xia was very energetic and only greeted Xiaozhi: "In the future, you must come to fight against my elf!"

"Well! If there is a chance in the future, I will definitely..." Before Xiaozhi finished speaking, a black whirlwind blew past him—the effect of falling into the estrus mode again, and once again grabbed the mandarin affectionately hand: "Ah, don't wait until later, Miss Mikan! We can have a love match right now—"

click!

"Sorry to laugh again..." Xiaoyou smiled and nodded to Miss Mikan who was covered in cold sweat, and grabbed Xiaogang whose neck was abnormally twisted at [-] degrees by the collar and easily dragged him away.

"That, Xiaoyou?" On the way, Xiaoxia looked worriedly at Xiaogang who was being dragged away with a crooked neck. She was subconsciously about to go up and pull her ears just now, but Xiaoyou took another step ahead of her. "You play like this, Xiaogang won't die..."

"No problem!" Xiaoyou replied confidently. "Before his body can't bear it, his instinct will first record this threat. This is the same as training conditioned reflex..."

"Oh……"

Note 1: If a fake girl observes carefully, it will be found that the inner layer of the armor of the Weng robot is painted with the color of the Gyarados. .