Pokemon the wrong way

In a certain mountain range with a devious name, Xiaozhi and others were shrouded in an unusually sudden thick fog. A beautiful woman wearing a Chinese-style retro costume and carrying a nine-tailed woman appeared from the fog with a lantern, and brought Xiaozhi and others into the fog. A mansion in the mountains.The woman named Luo Ke was inexplicably fond of Xiao Gang among the group, and she warmly invited Xiao Gang to stay here and never leave...

However, this is not the rhythm of the squint-eyed boy's counterattack!

In fact, this is the ruins of a mansion that was abandoned 200 years ago. Everything, including the beautiful girl Luke, is an illusion created by the little elf Nine Tails!And Xiao Gang, who looks very similar to the owner of the mansion, is being targeted by Kyuubi, intending to use it as a substitute for his late master!

After a thrilling and bitter fight—probably to the extent that the little saw crocodile was knocked down by magical powers, and a group of people were chased wildly by jet flames—after that, Xiao Gang used the old-fashioned elf ball 200 years ago to put Kyuubi into In the ball, Kyuubi's resentment was suppressed by this, and Kyuubi, who finally opened his heart, left the ruins that were no longer worthy of protection, while Xiaogang was in the pain of "a girl who was willing to turn upside down turned out to be a phantom" Memories, continue to embark on the journey with Xiaozhi...

Well, why did Xiaoyou understand the situation so clearly when she clearly said earlier that there was heavy fog?That's because there are already more efficient tail-line tools than multi-purpose high-powered telescopes...

That's right, the trio of Phantom Troupe finally finished their part-time jobs and came from Yuanzhu City!

However, they are not like Xiaoyou who can calmly maintain the telescope tracking mode. They are eager to start the Pikachu snatching operation, and they can't wait to catch up with Xiaozhi and his group. In the end, they also fell into the fog in the mountainous area with a vague name and entered the nine-story building. In the mansion transformed by the phantom of Tail.But the trio, who are defined as trespassers, first tried to find a treasure trove in the seemingly luxurious mansion, but found warehouses full of biscuits, popcorn and potato chips - all made of leaves, of course. hallucinations.

And Miao Miao and the others almost happily ate all the way...

So now I have severe diarrhea...

"Didn't you think about it calmly at that time, whose warehouse would pile up snacks on the ground like that?" Xiaoyou squatted in a bush ten meters away from the windward place, and loudly exposed Xiaojiro's head to the bush Asked, several years instructed Xanadu to "pass" the specific medicine for diarrhea bought from the system with his thoughts. "Take it, medicine, it will be better after taking it..."

"Because we have been working part-time before," Kojiro forced a smile on his pale face due to continuous diarrhea, "During that time, in order to save money, three meals a day were a piece of bread and tap water in the park, so it was delicious. I can’t help but eat snacks…”

"Since I have been working for so long, the economic situation should have improved, so why is my life so miserable?" Xiaoyou couldn't help asking.

Kojiro immediately showed an expression like a coffee table: "Originally, we planned to have a good meal after finishing our part-time work, but on the way to the restaurant, we ran into an old woman who claimed to be a poacher from the Phantom Group! She, she actually told We said that Musashi and I have been expelled from the Phantom Group because we have not paid the dues! So in order to rejoin the organization, we handed over all the remaining salary after repaying the debt to make up the dues..."

"Uh..." A big drop of cold sweat rolled down the puppet's head.So the Rockets still have dues?I don't know what to say...

(Uncle Sakagi, who appeared in the distant sky, showing twelve shiny teeth compared to his thumb: "Don't worry, Youjun's membership fee has been deducted from the mission reward early in the morning!")

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In fact, Xiaoyou has recently begun to have doubts about his tail-line play so far. Although it seems that Xiaozhi has encountered many incidents, but thinking about it carefully, it seems that he has not benefited from it at all. ——In competitions where there are prizes, Xiaozhi will mostly win the championship because of the magical effects of various unscientific auras, and the rare elves...

The Nine-Tails who can use powerful illusions and superpowers in the ruins of the mansion on the mountain with a confusing name?Although it looks very powerful, but after all, he is an old monster who has lived for more than 200 years. He even said that he would be injured by a small saw alligator of Xiaozhi after living for more than 200 years. His strength is only so... and When the Nine-Tails untied its knot and left the mansion to become a wild elf, before Xiaoyou could decide whether to capture it and send it to Team Rocket, Xiaoyou's own Nine-Tails jumped out of the elf ball automatically, staring Looking at himself with a pair of watery red fox eyes with a pitiful expression.

Xiaoyou had a black line on her face at that time: What kind of trouble is your little daughter-in-law expression that seems to be abandoned...?

As for the earlier **** Balan, although it seems to have great potential, it can't even beat humans... Although it knocked down two of its own evolutionary forms, it can't even beat humans... Anyway, Xiaoyou said this I have no interest in this kind of elf who can't even beat humans... Even if I catch it, I will definitely be taught to death by my mother...

In short, there is no elf to start with.Xiaozhi, aren't you an unscientific boy, just wandering around in the woods and then jumping out of the grass, wild Yandi or five flash elves should be the normal rhythm?But the actual situation is that not only no wild elf jumped out of the grass, even if he took the initiative to sneak into the grass, it was rare to find one... Could it be that Xiaozhi's aura not only attracts unreliable events, but also Repelling idlers... Do we mean that the spell of repelling wild animals won't work?

In fact, this is the key point. It is bearable to follow Xiaozhi who walks on two feet at a slow speed, and it is also bearable to sneak around with a telescope and imitate the idiot uncle all day long, but the wild elves you meet in a day are beyond I really can't bear five of them!Without wild elves, you can’t form a group to brush monsters and level up. If you can’t level up, you can’t do daily tasks. If you can’t do daily tasks, you won’t have a source of money. Because of Uncle Sakagi’s bonus, he is very well off financially, but it’s quite painful to watch the amount of deposits decrease every day... Uh, wait a minute, in this way, Xiaozhi and the others don’t have system daily tasks to provide financial support, so why? survived in the wild?

(Mr. Shuo Yakumo, who had a "chat between housewives" with Aunt Hanako: "Yes, our Xiaoyou is very self-reliant. When traveling outside, he does odd jobs by himself, and he never asks me to send living expenses. This child, Sometimes it’s too worry-free, but it makes people a little uncomfortable... ")

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In short, after watching Xiaozhi and his gang obviously got lost with a crooked map and walked into a remote valley, and interacted with a group of local mountain people who practice cult worship, and their mutual friendliness increased, they were poured Xiaoyou, who was drenched in the heavy rain and almost washed away by the mountain torrent, finally decided: he really can't live on these days, and he should go his own way...

There are still no precious elves. The only three natural birds who are worshiped as idols, can make weather forecasts, and look like a snake in their mental state, also use teleportation before the flood arrives. Wherever he went, even the large pile of valuables left behind by the evil cultists were submerged to unknown corners by the mudslides that came with the mountain torrents. If they have time, come here to dig treasures.Anyway, they seem to be quite good at digging holes...

Oh, by the way, speaking of Musashi Kojiro and Miaomiao, Xiaoyou finally completed the task of preventing the trio from being sent flying by pia.

In the previous fights between the trio and Xiaozhi, Xiaoyou had tried this task, but no matter whether he used the flying elf to stop them in mid-air or used the super power elf to pick them up at the "falling point", They were not judged by the system to have completed the task, which seemed to be because the fact of "flying by pia" had already been formed the moment Musashi and the others yelled "what a nasty feeling" into the air.But this time, Xiaoyou made the first move just before the trio planned to have an armed conflict with Xiaozhi and his gang again, using two strange hand knives and his own crit to kill the three directly. Put it down and drag it away... I just didn't expect that this method, which was just a random attempt, actually passed the system's judgment-no matter what, the few of them were indeed not flown by pia this time, but were just dragged away... …

[Sub-quest: "Don't hate the feeling!" Completed, reward: Free attribute +3]

ps: Attending someone’s birthday on May 5, because I ate too much cake and caused cream allergy and protein poisoning, I was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment, so there was no time code. .Well, it's just lazy. .

ps2: XY on the 31st turned out to be two consecutive episodes on the 29th and 30th!What a solid animation. . (side head)

"At the moment when science opens up the future, Strom's special gear is on!" I just found out today that Mr. Strom also has a fixed line of death. .

Change op slightly. .Uh, no, the OP screen has been changed. .However, in the new OP, the two brats with Miao Frog Seed and Charmander in the Kanto Yusan family, did you make a mistake in your position? .The background color is wrong. .And the skin god is indeed the skin god!Iron tail cuts shadow balls!

Kojiro's version of Tomoya is indeed more handsome than the deity, but the married woman's version of Musashi is much worse. .

A bleak scene in the Pokémon Center: the Poké Balls of the three trainers can't make up a six-pack tray!Xiaozhi is almost [-] chapters away, just grab something on the side of the road to make up the upper limit, dear!

combat phase. .Xiao Zhi, how far do you need to be 9 to send Pikachu when the Rockets release Pokemon that are obviously restraining the electric system and the quality (initial stage) is absolutely guaranteed?All said, hurry up and grab some cats and dogs to form a six-person team. .And the Lizard robot is worthy of being produced by Mr. Strom, a blasting genius. It is a gorgeous explosion of goodjob. .By the way, Mr. Strom's various breakdowns and facial expressions are also quite good. .

Poor Team Rocket, your long-cherished wish has come true by turning the teleportation tube around the corner. .

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30 words. .Flywheel girl... girl debut. .Also a Gym trainer. .It is said that the gym trainers don't know each other. .

Lucario vs Pikachu!Super gorgeous sword dance!In the past, the flying mantises who circled in circles all committed suicide!You are so weak!

Lucario hits Pikachu!Floating Combo!

However, none of Pikachu shows the strength of Pikachu!The three-shot sword dance is unstoppable even with a bone stick!This would be an ordinary elf, not to mention Pikachu or Raichu, which would be smashed into pieces. .

Have a meal. .I don’t think so when I’m wearing a hard hat, but after taking off the hat, the girl’s hairstyle looks weird. .And that gray coat that I wore was so ugly. .

Cover streak handprints. .From Kanto to Carlos, Pikachu's love for ketchup remains the same. .

Team Rocket, you captured Luca and Pishen and escaped in a hot air balloon, so you don't want that truck. .No wonder you are always in so much debt. .

2v2..Another gorgeous floating chase!The little werewolf is well received!

Another trailer for the theatrical version. .reiterate. .We are still not interested in the theatrical version. .

The three trainers of the Yusanjia that appeared in the trailer.The owners of foxes and frogs are both ugly and non-mainstream. .Sure enough, Carlos Grass is the real son. .