Pokemon the wrong way

"Ho Ho Ho!!" A shuddering roar sounded suddenly, and the few unresponsive animals on the treetops were startled flying away.

The one that roared was a circle bear with a ferocious expression.The fluffy brown fur can't hide the powerful muscles, and the thick and sharp claws show the terrifying destructive power all the time. Its body is stronger than ordinary circle bears, which shows its identity as the leader of the group. The cross-shaped scar is even more a symbol of its battle-hardened glory... As the undisputed ruler of this forest, every roar of the circle bear represents one or more foolish attempts to challenge his dominance The unlucky guy has learned a painful lesson that he will never forget, and this time is no exception...

"Hohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

Hmm, the shuddering growl seems...a little out of tune?

The tall and strong body of the ruler of the forest lay faceless on the ground, his meticulously groomed fur glowed with bursts of unhealthy purple, one of his sharp claws that spread fear and despair was covered with a thick layer of frost and the other One was exuding the smell of barbecue, and the evil eyes that even the king of Nido dared not look at were streaming tears at this moment... A humanoid elf with blue skin was riding on its back, four thick The arms are firmly grasping the four limbs of the circle bear, and they are pushing towards the back with the momentum of challenging the joints to withstand the limit...

"Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

"Remember this lesson," Xiaoyou patted Xuetongzi's pointed, conical head covered with light brown long hair, and called Xanadu to use the healing wave. "When dealing with opponents who are stronger than you, don't be tough. Be a bit more wretched. Just blow it with fine snow from a distance. Don't rush up to play headbutts... You can charge up and use the shadow doll because it is a ghost attribute. , not afraid of ordinary attribute attacks, don't use it as a reference..."

Around Xiaoyou and his elves, there are "corpse piles" that are more than three meters high - the pseudo-girl trainer who hasn't "grew monsters and level up" for a long time found this large-scale wild elf settlement. At that time, he frantically took out seventeen elves for a cruel and crushing onlooker...

The strong adult circle bears are divided, surrounded, and beaten half to death by powerful elves with various AOE, and then caught one by one, and the elves who need experience value use various methods to "make up the knife"...even the young ones The bear baby also failed to escape... The most powerful family of wild elves in the forest ushered in its doomsday today...

"Ho Ho Ho!" When Xiaoyou was treating the injured Xuetongzi, a lively circle bear suddenly jumped out of the "corpse pile"!The "Corpse Lord" who bears the humiliation and hides in the pile of corpses has a very good plan. He should have the experience of fighting human trainers: no matter how powerful the enemy elves are, it will be no problem to kill the trainers directly. !

But... obviously that nasty human trainer stood there motionless with a frightened look, but the "Corpse Lord"'s long-prepared blow to cut it was still in vain!

The eyes of Xanadu next to Xiaoyou shone with a faint blue light, and the claws of the "Corpse Lord" stopped abruptly in mid-air and couldn't swing them...

The next moment, a huge dark brown claw with the texture of a stone pinched the head of "Corpse Lord", lifted it up high without hesitation, and then pressed it down heavily, smashing the boss's head on the not so hard ground. pit.

"...Well, Resentful Shadow Doll!" Calmly looking at the scars on the "corpse king's body", Xiaoyou called over the bed sheet ghost-like elf who was watching the excitement. "I've told you several times. After using the will-o'-the-wisp, you must carefully confirm that the opponent loses combat power. The method of confirmation cannot be simply to poke it twice with a branch, but to directly throw a skill to make it bear face! Now! Look, there is a fish that slipped through the net? This time, there are a lot of seniors to help you clean up, but when you are alone in the future, no one will wipe your ass for you..."

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

"It's so noisy! Billy, if you've had enough fun, let that guy be quiet!"

"Oh!" The cyan strange force nodded, and the ten arms snapped vigorously together, with a "click", the ruler of the forest finally passed out with relief.

The ordeal of the wild elves continues...

———————Billy’s Soap Throwing———————

"Together, Mannian Tony Xiannian sells auntie and washes the railway~~" The young trainer with a purple ponytail walked briskly on the forest path while humming a little tune happily, while the shadow behind him From time to time, it trembled strangely.

Perhaps as an elf trainer, Xiaoyou has already reached a good level, but some things also depend on talent...

like singing...

Although the voice itself is not bad, but the recipe ability is so poor that it breaks through the sky, so Xiaoyou's singing has the lethality close to Takeda Takeshi (Note 1)!Xiaoyou tried to sing karaoke alone when she was in Manjin City, but she sang for half an hour without spending a single dollar, and was given a red envelope of [-] yuan by the manager: "It's not easy to run a small shop. Please also raise your hand and change the store... If you continue to sing, the other customers will run away..."

Although she made money, Xiaoyou felt that her self-esteem was too hurt. In the end, she did not carry out her plan to visit all the karaoke shops in Chengdu, but only listed it as an emergency measure in case of bankruptcy.So now Xiaoyou only sings with her voice open when there is no one in the wild.In fact, when Xiaoyou's singing is played in the wild, it has a "monster attracting" effect no less than the luminous characteristics of gemstone starfish - yesterday's group of circle bears were woken up by a terrible sound of brain-piercing monsters to take a nap. I rushed out all at once and ended up on the road of no return...

"Ha Xiannian Death Rider Da Kuo Luo Gara Mo Oh Duo Guo Yi Xila Da Da~~"

"Kou Jie!" Geng Gui screamed and jumped out of Xiaoyou's shadow, slapped the elf ball on Xiaoyou's waist with a paw, and a red light absorbed himself into the elf ball——Xiaoyou The lethality of the singing has surpassed the death song...

"...strange?" Xiaoyou, who sang a few more lines, stopped in a strange way, "Even Ah Xu couldn't hold on anymore...there is no angry wild elf jumping out yet? Could it be that the voice is not loud enough?" reason?"

"Ah! What's that?" Just when Xiaoyou was considering whether to buy a multi-functional speaker from the store—anyway, it would be better to get it back from the karaoke shop after spending—this obviously unethical option , A bright and dazzling electric light passed through layers of branches and leaves and came into the eyes of the pseudo-girl trainer.

"No matter what it is, it must have something to do with the abnormality of the wild elves here... In short, there is nothing wrong with going to see it!" After thinking about it for a while, Xiao You immediately ran towards the direction of the electric light. "And this time there is no Xiaozhi! I will definitely not lie!"

Well, the reason why I say this is because Xiaoyou deliberately detoured a lot of long and inaccessible roads in order to "grease monsters and level up", and counting the time spent bullying wild elves, Xiaozhi should have arrived at this time. Kaji Town, it's time to challenge the gym.Of course, it's none of Xiaoyou's business whether it's a smooth sailing or a challenge once and once and once, until he becomes a trainer from now on.

Xiaoyou didn't even need to pant for breath after running a distance of several hundred meters. After passing the last few branches blocking the front, a wide lake appeared in front of Xiaoyou.However, compared to the natural landscape of blue sky, white clouds, clear water and green trees, a modified boat sailing slowly on the lake and a huge tyrannosaurus moving forward dragged by the net shot from the stern are undoubtedly more attractive to Xiao You eyeballs...

The Gyarados in the net is red!

There is a very obvious "p" letter logo on the modified ship!

Well, because it's more important... Fuck that Gyarados is red!

"Look, Ah Xu! The rare flashing tyrannosaurus! It's wild!" Two small flames seemed to ignite in the eyes of the pseudonym, she released Geng Gui from the poke ball, grabbed its head and smashed it towards the lake. direction. "The flashing Gyarados paired with the flashing Menus, it must be great when playing doubles, right? And it's red! The speed of this Gyarados is definitely three times that of ordinary Gyarados..."

"Koujie..." Geng Gui, whose head was slightly deformed by Xiaoyou's grasp, stretched out his claws, and pointed to the remodeled ship in front of the Gyarados—obviously, they have already taken the lead. ...

"There's someone... It's okay! Just change your disguise and grab it!" Xiaoyou waved his hand decisively after a moment of hesitation, "We are elite members of an evil organization! It's our job to do bad things!"

"Mouth, mouth, mouth..." Geng Gui sighed, and pointed his claws again to the prominent letter "p" on the ship's side—he and you are relatives of the same organization...

"Phantom Group...it's okay! Just change into a disguise and grab it!" Xiaoyou hesitated for a shorter time this time, "We are also the elf trainers of the alliance! We are duty-bound to uphold justice and fight against evil!"

"... Kou Jie, Kou Jie, Kou Jie?"——Then how are you going to explain to that sharp-eyed flat-headed man in the future that the flashing Gyarados snatched by an unknown trainer will run into your hands?

"Well, just tell Uncle Sakagi that when we were traveling, we met a funny trainer who used a flashing Gyarados, so he disguised himself as a phantom troupe and snatched it! When the uncle is happy, he will reward us with it Yes! Well, it must be so!"

"Knowledge..." - well, the little elf can no longer stop the trainer from delusional about the sparkling little elf...

Thinking of it and doing it, Xiaoyou went back to the woods without saying a word.A few minutes later, a boy with short golden hedgehog-like hair in an orange and black jacket and open-toed sandals jumped out: "I am Naruto from Konoha Town! If there are rare elves, I will catch them and be my Shinobi! Then The evil organization around! Look at my righteous iron--ahhh!?"

On the other side of the lake, another boy with a hedgehog head threw a poke ball at the flashing Gyarados caught in the net, releasing a small blue crocodile, and a girl with him also released a mosquito-repellent frog. Two water elves quickly swam to the Gyarados, trying to destroy the net and rescue the Gyarados...

The freshly baked "Naruto" children's shoes almost fell into the lake...

Nima Xiaozhi, didn't you go to Kaji Town? ?

On the modified ship, the phantom group that captured the Glitter Gyarados apparently also found the elves sent by Xiaozhi to make trouble, but they seemed to ignore the two elves at all, but put down the two speedboats and drove directly to Xiaozhi's place shore.However, the little saw crocodile and mosquito frog in the water suddenly became drowsy for some reason, and their combat power suddenly dropped to less than 5 points, so Xiaozhi and the others had to take them back into the poke ball...

"Damn it!" Seeing Xiaozhi and the others standing there stupidly even when the elves lost their fighting power, turning a blind eye to the speedboat of the Phantom Group approaching, Xiaoyou broke into a cold sweat. "What are those idiots doing? Don't run away!"

Click!Click!Click!

Three metal rings with unknown operating principles flew out, handcuffing the three of Xiao Zhi who were in a daze and acting cute.

"Ohno!" Xiaoyou covered her face in pain, "It's over! Xiaozhi was involved in the incident! The flashing Gyarados is out of the game... The idiot of the phantom group, what are you doing to catch Xiaozhi! A speedboat, I'm afraid he won't be able to escape..."

Uh, wait... The Phantom Group did release two speedboats just now, but Xiaozhi only has one...

Click.

"..." Xiaoyou looked down expressionlessly at the metal rings that were handcuffed to her body, and then looked up at the man in black with the letter "p" printed on his chest on the speedboat...

"Wait, I'm just passing by to make soy sauce..."

Note 1: If you don't know who Takeda Takeda is, Fat Tiger should know him. .

ps: I actually like the song that Xiao yooooo hums very much. .But when I sing by myself, my mother usually asks "what are you howling again". .