Pokemon the wrong way

Xiaoyou sat in the reception living room of the Wutai Gymnasium, accepting the hospitality of the gymnasium trainer.

The interior decoration of the gymnasium is generally dark, and the candles on the surrounding walls and the honest chandeliers hanging from the roof intensify this gloomy feeling.In the living room, books of different sizes and styles are placed in a mess, but there are not more than a dozen books in the cabinet. Instead, there are glass, ceramic, plastic transparent and opaque jars of various sizes and shapes.In addition, there is a large table full of alcohol lamps, test tubes, beakers and other things in the corner of the living room...

Wait a minute... why test tubes and beakers?

A certain hypocrite who came to the gym inexplicably felt that rather than beakers and test tubes, it would be more appropriate to put some crucibles, crystal balls, and draw a hexagram on the table?

"Sorry for the long wait..." This is the gym trainer of the Wutai Gym who had been standing by the table just now and came to Xiaoyou with a plate. "Please use tea~"

"Uh, thank you, thank you..." Xiaoyou forced a smile, and took the small beaker filled with lavender transparent liquid from the gym trainer...

By the way, can this thing really be called "tea"?This thing is purple, huh?Still bubbling?etc!Just for a moment, a human face appeared in it, hey! !

"..." The blue-faced Xiaoyou raised his head and looked at the other party's expectant eyes full of "Taste it quickly, this is his masterpiece!"... Could it be that the Wutai Gymnasium is just because of repeated challenges? Because of the food poisoning incident, it has always been a second-tier gym?

……

I have to explain.The gym trainer of Wutai Gymnasium is not the white-haired wretched middle-aged man squatting on the back of Miao Frog Flower as Xiaoyou imagined, but a mature and sexy royal sister-type woman:

The bright, smooth, reddish-brown and waist-length hair is enough to make short-haired girls like Xiaoxia ashamed enough to hang herself; the good looks exuding mature charm and lazy temperament are enough to make yellow-haired girls like Xiaoxia feel inferior Hitting the wall and committing suicide; the 1.7-meter-five lordosis and back-curved sexy body, especially her super plump breasts that almost defy gravity, are enough to make airport girls like Xiaoxia desperate enough to take poison before committing suicide by throwing herself into the sea (Xiaoxia: for It’s always me!!)…and the slightly curved black pointed wide-brimmed hat and the off-the-shoulder, low-cut, high-fork long skirt that I never took off indoors are even more like a wretched middle-aged man who likes to summon toads in my imagination The difference is [-] kilometers... Of course, this sexy outfit that combines mystery and exposure can also make a local girl like Xiaoxia so depressed that she will lie on the track... (Xiaoxia: You give me a little bit!!)

I don't know why I always feel that this big sister named Liu Lizi should be surrounded by a skeleton soldier or something... Uh, no, that's not the point!

In short... this Yujie Gym trainer with a visual charm value of at least 5 Xiaogang (Note 1) has no need to go out to collect materials, right?Isn't it enough to look in the mirror by yourself?

Apparently, under the influence of a migrant worker's animation, the interpretation of the word "source" in Xiaoyou's head is to take voyeuristic tou photos in public places such as women's bathhouses, women's hot springs, women's swimming pools and women's changing rooms, and even steal fat. Just a criminal act...

"Ah, you mean the material?" After Xiaoyou asked this question—of course Xiaoyou would never admit that she wanted to mix up this cup of "tea"—Miss Liulizi just said replied with a smile. "It's still like this~ In addition to running the gymnasium, our family is also an elf magician~"

"Huh?" This answer made Xiaoyou a little bit confused, "Elf... magician?"

Although both the shape and interior decoration of this gymnasium and Miss Liulizi's dress are indeed in harmony with magic, witches, etc. - there is a classic curved question mark in the cloakroom at the door, which is probably "Fa Staff"... But isn't it a little unscientific to add magic to the setting of Pokemon?And if it's really magic, can you please put away those test tubes, beakers, retorts and other scientific experiment equipment on the table first?Mr. Science is crying...

Well, although elves, creatures that can be put into poke balls and can be teleported, have already made the scientific gentleman burst into tears...

"Well, Xiaoyou, did you say that you are from the Kanto region? So it's normal not to know elf magic..." I don't know if the suspicious look in Xiaoyou's eyes is too obvious or I have seen too many similar ones. In response, Liu Lizi naturally explained to Xiaoyou further. "The so-called elf magic is a method of using various natural materials related to elves to help in life. Although it looks like magic in legends, it is actually a kind of application of natural science , It’s a very scientific thing!”

"Uh, it's like... something like alchemy?" Xiaoyou thought for a long time, and came up with a description that might be closer.

"Well! That's right! Just like alchemy, it is the originator of modern science!" Miss Liulizi seemed very happy with Xiaoyou's reaction, "And it is because there are many materials that need to be used in elf magic. There are certain requirements, so I have to go out often to collect fresh materials in the wild, which has caused the evaluation of the gymnasium to fail..."

So it's not bathroom peeping...

"Well," Xiaoyou asked, raising his hand, "may I ask, what are the so-called elf materials?"

"There are all kinds of materials." Liu Lizi tilted his head and replied after thinking for a while, "The simpler ones include soft hair, scales of the carp king, milk in a big milk tank, etc..."

"Oh..." Xiaoyou nodded—after all, they were all weak or docile elves.

"The more troublesome ones are the moss on the back of Rumbling Rock, the jug brewed from sour pear fruit, the tears of the long-tailed monster's hand, etc..."

"Hmm..." Xiaoyou continued to nod, indicating that it was understandable—I don't know what happened to the long-tailed monster hand, but it is difficult for elves like Longlongyan who are afraid of water to grow moss that needs a humid environment, and It is obviously not easy to find pots carrying specific berries in the wild...

"The more difficult ones are the beard of the tyrannosaurus, the rust of the big steel snake, and the sand grains in the gaps in Benjila's carapace..."

"Uh uh..." Xiaoyou nodded in a cold sweat—collecting these materials has basically entered the realm of death, right?There is already a monster who is playing a game of cruelty...

And in this way, being able to collect such materials shows that the strength of Wutai Gymnasium is actually not weak?

"Although collecting materials is troublesome and hard work, it's worth it for the research of elf magic." Liu Lizi clenched his fists firmly, and a pair of sky-defying beings who ignored gravity shook with his movements. "My ideal is to popularize elf magic and make it a part of daily life that ordinary people can use at will... Just like this cup of tea, it is to apply a kind of magic that can refresh your mind and concentrate your attention. Oh, the magic!"

"Uh..." Xiaoyou, who was about to applaud the scene just now, turned pale, why did she go back to this cup of tea...

"Listen to me so much, Xiaoyou, you must also want to try the magic of elf magic, right?" Liu Lizi stared at the puppet trainer with a bright smile that blinded people's eyes, "Come on, you're welcome, although Try this cup of magic tranquilizing tea!"

Xiaoyou really wanted to say weakly: I just came to the gymnasium...

But if I don't drink this tea, the human world won't fight with me in the gymnasium, it will be swollen...

No, anyway, we have the characteristics of lv3 Pei Ye!Fight!

Little You gritted her teeth, closed her eyes and picked up the beaker——

goo go go go...

Ok?

The taste is not bad?And I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but after drinking it, it seems that it really refreshes people's spirits and makes them feel brighter!

"How about it?"

"Well, it's pretty good!" Xiaoyou admired sincerely, "What kind of elf material is this made of?"

The hypocrite who asked this question soon regretted it:

"Let's think about it... It should be added in order of the diluted Arbor solution, the venom extract of the agate jellyfish, the phosphorous powder from the moth's wings, and the poisonous powder and pollen of the frog flower. mixture……"

Every time Liu Lizi said something, Xiaoyou's face turned purple...

No wonder this tea is purple... Nima's ingredients are all poison-type, does it matter!

And Miss Liulizi, what are you writing in the notebook?What does the "new magic development test record" on the cover of that book mean! ?

Coach... send, send me to the doctor...

注1。。x小刚：小精灵世界中御姐系女性的魅力计量单位。以小刚见到该女性后连续陷入发－情模式的次数为测量依据。举例来说，tv版中出现的大多数出场戏份仅一话的女性角色魅力值为1到2小刚，高人气角色如希罗娜等为6到8小刚，武藏、大和（亚马托）之流为0小刚……

ps: The image of the trainer of Wutai Gymnasium, please do your own "Dragon Crown Witch". .

ps2: We don't even know when the cover was changed. .Obviously just arrived in Chengdu to shut down what happened to Yuan Penguin. .