Pokemon the wrong way

"Dakedakedakedakepolia~~kokoeokokokeo..."

"Oh, I misplaced the tape!!"

The corners of Xiaoyou’s mouth twitched as she watched Liu Lizi, the trainer of the Wutai Gymnasium rushing to the edge of the battlefield with her chest trembling (…), took out the tape from the tape recorder and stuffed it into her chest… and then Take out another tape from there and put it into the recorder—it feels that the four-dimensional milk-groove is easier to accept than the four-dimensional chrysanthemum in Zhanlan Gym...

That's right, Xiaoyou is now standing on the battlefield of Wutai Gymnasium.Add 8 small nets to the title of the book to see the fastest update

That's right!Of course Xiaoyou was not poisoned to death by the "very poisonous magic tranquilizing tea" in the Wutai gymnasium!Even if it is made of green and pollution-free pure natural medicine materials, following the secret witchcraft formula inherited from ancient times, and precision-made with advanced equipment under modern industrial conditions... A man who carries a system with him will not be so easily caught. Killed!Even if that man is only ten years old this year!

What?You said the point is not "ten years old" but "man"?Believe it or not, we sent Ah Xu to smash the windows of your house tonight...

……

Thanks to the character lv3 of Master Bei who is at the top of the food chain, Xiaoyou was not knocked down by the highly poisonous Ningshen Tea, so she was able to stand on the battlefield of Wutai Gymnasium smoothly.The refreshment effect of tea does exist, but it is more because of being frightened by the material... Compared with it, the system prompt is more realistic:

Gain new traits: Poison Resistance lv3: 100% increased resistance to poison effects, 99% reduction in poison duration. (Well, this red-spotted mushroom is so tender and tasty... oops, that little brightly colored frog is so cute...)

Should it be said that it is the perfect combination of ancient heritage and modern technology?Even the system is so stimulated that it will directly display the characteristics of lv3 as soon as it comes up...

So, Ms. Liulizi, we really don’t recommend you to include this Ningshen tea in the list of successful products... Ordinary people might really die if they drink it?

"Now begins the gym battle between a brave challenger who came from nowhere and Liu Lizi, the gym trainer of Wutai Gym! The rules of the game are one-on-one, and two elves are used. The elves lost their combat power..."

On the field, after changing a tape, the serious battle rules finally came out from the tape recorder—the sound was obviously also recorded by the girl who chanted the strange and unreliable spell just now.Although there is nothing new in the rules and it sounds weird when introducing the challenger, but this is a recording after all, so naturally there is no way to take care of every trainer who comes to challenge...so just let it go.

But why use recording...

"That's my sister's recording, she is the referee of this gym." Liu Lizi tilted her head and smiled while holding her cheeks, "She is also a part-time elf magician like me, so we sisters always They go out to collect materials in turn..."

That is to say, there will always be one of the gym trainer and the referee who is not in the gym?Then how can you play gymnasium battles happily?

"It doesn't matter. Anyway, as long as I am in the gym as a trainer, it's fine, and the referees can use recordings..."

Hey, so blatantly ignoring the alliance's recognized battle rules is also an important reason why Wutai gymnasium is a second-rate gymnasium?It's better to say that this gymnasium has not been banned until now, but it seems amazing...

Uh, wait.Could it be... the alliance prosecutors who came to ban the gymnasium were all killed by "peaceful tea" or something else! ?

What a scary gym!Coach, can I go home...

……

"My first elf is this—" Liu Lizi still took out an elf ball—of course the shrunken one—from the deep cleavage on her chest and threw it out, "Come out, Moon Elf!"

"Wow~~" The moon elf, whose hair was black and partly patterned with luminous effects, looked three parts like a cat, six parts like a dog and partly like a rabbit jumped out of the poke ball with a low growl.

"Axu..."

"Jie jie jie jie jie..."

"You don't need to fight against the evil elves... and you don't stay in the elf ball, put away the envious expression on your face..."

After stepping back on Geng Gui, who had poked his head out from the shadow at some point, Xiaoyou decisively threw the poke ball that he thought was more appropriate: "Heracross, attack!"

"Heracross," Xiaoyou called softly, and in front of the blue unicorn who turned back when she heard her voice, she used her fingers to draw the shape of a maple syrup jar in the air, "You understand, right? If we win..."

"Hera Hera Hera!!" Heracross, who was encouraged (you) and danced (huo) by the material reward, directly entered the pseudo-Zerg alarm mode...

"Very good, Heracross, that's the momentum!" Xiaoyou was very satisfied with the state of the big beetle, "Million Horn Strike!"

The y-shaped unicorn on the top of Heracross's head erupted with dazzling light green light, and its volume more than doubled in an instant.In this way, Heracross stretched out his unicorn with a large circle, spread his back carapace, flapped his wings, and rushed towards the moon elf in a straight line.

"The head is placed too low, so you can't see the front, and it's easy to be avoided..." Looking at Heracros' charging posture, Xiao You was thinking in his heart. "However, it doesn't matter if you miss the greeting skill at the beginning. The important thing is momentum anyway. Heracross's one-on-one experience still needs to be honed... and considering the attribute resistance, the moon elves should use shadow balls or ordinary ones after dodging. A skill that allows Heracross to take the next step and counterattack with the momentum..."

"Moon Elf, use the wave of evil!"

……Eh?

Under Liulizi's order, the Moon Elf opened its mouth on the spot, and spit out a large string of black circular energy fluctuations towards Heracross.It's just that [-]% of these black "onion rings" are blocked by Heracross' horn that has grown in size to the point where it can almost be used as a shield, and the remaining energy hitting the big blue beetle will also have half the effect Under the effect of resistance, it appeared to be neither painful nor itchy, and it did not play a role in blocking its charge at all.Then……

Boom!Unsurprisingly, the Moon Elf was headed off by Heracross.

Uh, what's the situation?

Obviously having the upper hand, Xiaoyou felt a little restless instead.After all, Million Horn Strike is such a high-end, high-end, powerful insect-type ult that even many horned elves who are not insect-type are using it, and Heracross will use it not only with outstanding effects but also with its own skills Bonus... Why does Miss Liulizi, who is a trainer in the gymnasium, choose to let the Moon Elf face it?That is a "monster hunter" who can hunt "materials" such as the carp king's beard and Benjira's carapace... Could it be to hide some special tactical intention?But it's not impossible to be accidentally dropped in seconds like this, so how can we talk about any plans...

"Hey——" What was even more surprising was that Liu Lizi, who was on the opposite side of the battlefield, seemed even more surprised than Xiao You, and he pulled out a notebook from his chest in a little panic—it was really a four-dimensional nipple—— —Come to open it... "Why is this happening? It's clearly not like this in the records..."

"That..." Although subconsciously told himself to ask this question, he might be struck by lightning, but Xiaoyou, who was besieged by curiosity, couldn't help asking. "May I ask Miss Liulizi, what do you mean by the record...?"

"This... is the record from the previous experiments on new magic development..." Liu Lizi didn't hide anything, and read the contents of the notebook aloud to Xiaoyou. "August 8th, the development of new hairdressing magic...the third step, adding the carapace of Heracross and the saliva of the moon elves, the reaction was violent, out of control, explosion, the experiment failed...so I was thinking, what if it happened just now? If Heracross reacts to this degree, Heracross will definitely be blown up, so that Heracross' attack can be resolved, and at the same time, the moon elves can take the opportunity to pursue..."

"..." Xiaoyou's face was covered with black lines.Miss Gym Trainer, are you really a real man with such brains in battle?

Don't take the results of the weird experiments in the lab as experience and apply them here! Hundan!Now it's Pokemon Battle!It's not right, Heracross and the moon elves were thrown into the cauldron, no... they were thrown into the beaker to boil!And your experiment notes said that it exploded in the third step, who knows what weirder things you threw into the beaker before...

"I'm very sorry!" Liu Lizi could probably guess what the pseudonym trainer was thinking when he saw Xiaoyou's green and green face, "Because it was an experiment just done a while ago, so the impression is quite deep. These two little elves unconsciously thought of going over there...I, let's continue fighting..."

"Well, okay..." Anyway, Xiaoyou, who made a profit, didn't have much opinion on this.Although it feels a bit of a waste of expression, it's better to be a funny opponent than "Monster Hunter"...

The interrupted game restarts.Liu Lizi first issued an order to try to recover from the previous mistake—it should be said that fortunately, although the Moon Elf looks small, it is actually a defensive elf with thick skin and thick flesh, so it was not faked. Zerg alarm mode The next Heracross's million horn blows were instantly dropped.

"Moon Elf use Shadow Clone! Then use Moonlight immediately!"

Facing the Moon Elf who separated seven or eight shadow clones and prepared to use the shameless blood-increasing skill, Xiaoyou very calmly instructed Heracros in the middle of the battlefield to flap his wings and jump up: "(use while falling) Earthquake... ..."

ps: xy38..

I didn't pay attention to 37 before, but the beginning changed again. .The producer, how much does your team attach importance to this theatrical version? .I don't know if the grass-type Yusanjia is the trainer of the villain character, she is really "flying with the sword". .

Doubles battle. .Führer, you only have two elves in total, so don't hesitate to pretend there. .As for the fighting process. .Digging rabbits is the greatest tragedy. .Your Popularity runs out when you fight the Robot Führer. .

Appeared!The jet flame of the grass elf!People - Wife Na goodjob. .

Xiaozhi was dragged into the grove by the tentacles!Bad (gan) bad (de) (hao)!but. .Xiaozhi, the first thing you do when you wake up is to take out the illustration book. .

Uh uh uh. .That genie tree is immune to the way the wrestling eagle's flying knee kicks. .very. .indescribable. .Incorporealized and still grabbing Xiaozhi, dear?

Trailer for the ending theatrical version. .We just want to say that you really don't need to watch the theatrical version if you keep spoiling it like this. .

And the next episode preview. .The Shenma Guandong Yu Sanjia and the rival trio are all floating clouds. .Don't change your hairstyle, Musashi! ! !