Pokemon the wrong way

After defeating the three Yusanjia elves who seemed to be at the pillar level, Xiaoyou got three glass beads made into shrinking elf balls from the park trainer who was fighting as proof of victory.With these three small glass balls, Xiaoyou can exchange various prizes at the service desk when leaving the battle park.

But the so-called prizes are nothing more than commemorative medals, postcards, and candy and snacks, etc., worthless stuff—well, after all, they are living on relief subsidies, and then take out some incredible goodies as prizes If not, this park really doesn't want to go on.

However, Xiaoyou was not in a hurry to change things. Instead, she put away her elf and continued to wander around in the park. Like the people who watched her battle before, she went to watch other people and park trainers as tourists battle.

In the battle park, in addition to fighting with the elves you designate, tourists can also fight freely if they are interested.This kind of battle is not uncommon in the park, and the same kind of battle park can't make money, and naturally it is also for the desperate repair cost...

But that's beside the point.The point is that the Battle Park has a very large area, so big that after deducting those people who followed Xiaoyou all the way to watch the three battles, Xiaoyou can still find people in other venues who don't know the truth and are willing to be beaten by Xiaoyou. The children who are engaged in "battles full of enthusiasm and friendship"...

To start, approach the smug target who just won the park trainer with a friendly smile and an appropriate compliment:

"Ah la la, your armored Tyrannosaurus is very good, do you want to have a battle with me?"

"Well, it just so happens that the Iron Armored Tyrannosaurus is in good condition, so let's do it again."

"The fire elf's move of spraying flames just now is really wonderful! Please come to a battle with me too!"

"Ahaha, do you think so too? No problem!"

"It's a wonderful battle! Big sister, you and your Flying Mantis cooperate quite well, can you let me also experience it?"

"Hehe, yes, little sister. Is it here or another venue?"

And when the target puts down his guard and agrees to fight, the Great Demon King will show off his minions with a grinning grin...

"(It's Dazenga now! Use) the drill to hit straight!"

"Iron Armored Tyrannosaurus!!"

"(Gyarados, give it the final blow! Use) Watertail!"

"Ah! My Fire Spirit!!"

"(Digarrex, use) Fire Fang plus Crush!"

"Ya Butterfly! Flying Mantis!"

In this way, after going around the park and happily "playing" with more than a dozen children—although a small number of "children" are older than Xiaoyou, but Xiaoyou insists on using this title—there is no longer any People dare to fight against this girl (Mist) who looks very friendly with a smile.Even if there are newcomers who have just entered the park, they will automatically keep a distance from this big devil under the advice of well-meaning people...

"Ah, it seems that there is nothing to play."

After finding that the victim could not be found, Xiaoyou didn't stay here to waste time any longer, and left the battlefield with a lot of happy eyes of "this guy is finally gone", and went to the service desk at the door to exchange the prizes with glass balls Leaving the battle park.

The redemption prize is a set of three postcards of the Three Little Elves in the Imperial City, beautifully crafted and sincere, but basically useless to Xiaoyou who has a mobile communication device.However, the cheating system unexpectedly expressed its willingness to recycle these things - 300 yuan each...

"Although exchanging 300 (ticket money) for 900 is a good profit... But why does the system always feel that the side missions are replaced by money?" Xiaoyou, who left the battle park, felt a little belatedly. , "But forget it, anyway, the main purpose has been achieved, and then we will see how the effect is."

In all the battles in the battle park, Xiaoyou used the Gyarados, the Fossil Pterosaur, and the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus, the three elves that are related to "dragons", and the powerful elves in the challenge park and the later Beating up children is also a way to quickly increase your popularity, to attract a tight-fitting muscular man who has ulterior motives for a certain type of elf—

What is lacking in quality is made up for in quantity.Although it is neither a gym trainer nor a real dragon elf, there are three elves with "dragon" in their name here!

And now instead of huddling in the crowded elf center, I'm camping in the wild on the way to the next town!

No teammates, no vision, and the pawn line is very forward!

What are you still hesitating about?Come and gank us!

Then we were counter-killed! (*1)

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But nothing happened overnight.Even if Xiaoyou and the elf thugs who were ambushing nearby stayed up for most of the night with their eyes open, and finally couldn't hold on and fell asleep before dawn until they woke up at noon the next day... nothing happened.

"This is unscientific!?" Xiaoyou looked up and down the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus Rex who was in charge of the bait job, "This tall and burly figure! These muscles are as strong as granite! And this handsome, unrestrained and fierce face! There is no reason for that change - Will you look down on me?"

"..." The big super iron tyrannosaur looked down innocently at his trainer—although the feature of spiritual communication made the big drill elf understand that his pseudo-mother trainer was sincerely praising himself, but for some reason Just not happy at all...

"It seems that I took it for granted..." Xiaoyou yawned and took out the elf ball, and recovered the ambush elves one by one. "Maybe that sad man is too far away, even if he hears the news and wants to rush over, it's too late? But it's not right, that guy obviously just worked in the grass gym in Xiangye Town case, there is no reason to run too far away..."

"Ah, don't care! In short, just continue to increase the 'prestige value' along the way!" Xiaoyou decisively clenched her fist without thinking about the reason, "As long as the reputation of the three 'dragons' here is loud enough, that guy will Sooner or later, I will come here by myself! It will not be too late to take revenge for staying up all night!"

"Talk and talk!"

"Huh? 'It was already yesterday'? Don't worry about such details..."

Therefore, Xiaoyou took out the map attached to the alliance manual and began to study its next itinerary.No matter how painful the wild elves and wild trainers along the way will suffer, Xiaoyou's journey will continue...

*1: I watched a little more of the s4 finals recently. .

ps: Regarding the recent loss of integrity again. .It wasn't that an elderly relative was sick and hospitalized and had come out of intensive care, but he was playing an old man's temper and refused to ask a nurse to deliver three meals a day, nor was it that the boss issued a "duty list for the [-]th long holiday" as a benefit. .The real reason is. .

A certain tea completed the July episode "aldnoah.zero" that I had downloaded before but didn't watch. .

Then it was "healed". .

We are so naive. .Knowing that it was Xu Yuanxuan's original case, he was still so careless. .We thought Lao Xu would have graduated since "Garum Gandiya of the Emerald Star" had a zero-death reunion (Chamber is ai and has no human rights). .In the end, I watched the last episode with a relaxed attitude of simply watching the mouthless male protagonist use the old-fashioned antique mecha show operation to counterattack the enemy's alien black technology mecha. .Indeed, even the three-in-one omnipotent man of a certain scumbag Earl of the final boss was hanged and beaten by the hero. .But after. .

Nima eggs. .What is the rhythm of the main crystal of the base being pushed to explode but being eliminated by the auxiliary with double kills? .Don't tell me there's blood all over your head and it's just a scrape. .

By the way, this thing will definitely have a second season, right?Or because it's called "aldnoah.zero", it's a prequel like "fatezero", and this one will be published in the future, right?

Although if it really ends like this, after accepting this kind of setting, it might feel quite interesting. .But before accepting this samadhi, I was "cured" without any mistake. .

ps2: xy45 is a well-regulated, very common one-episode transition plot. .

Brothers who fell in love and killed each other, two cat elves who were in a long-distance relationship, and Nima of Strom's family were destined to have a love that would not bear fruit. .Even the Rockets didn't play, how underappreciated are you saying that. .

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