Pokemon the wrong way

(You should know the title of the chapter, sometimes you can’t fill it in when you suddenly have a brain hole..)

"(Ecstasy Eye, Curse Doll, Shelling Ninja, come back!)"

"(Iron Mask Ninja, use high-speed movement! Go to the direction of Yanmo Gym, find the intruder who caused the explosion, find out its movement and report back!)"

"(Digarex... um, no, come back... Storm Salamander! Let's go, let's go to the Yanmo Gym!)"

Immediately after discovering the explosion, Xiaoyou quickly took back the little elf who was ambushing nearby, and at the same time called out the storm salamander to walk instead, and sent scouts to the scene for reconnaissance, and he also took out the Dress Up Kit Ready for a Dress Up…

That's right, Xiaoyou just made a temporary decision, this time as Captain Lily Xiang, to arrest the perverted man in tights.

After all, as a trainer, even if you catch the bad guys, you won't get any real benefits. It's nothing more than being praised by Miss Junsha, and at most, you can get a commemorative medal for throwing it to the system store for less than a hundred dollars. ...and if the elite captain of the Rockets packs up the notorious criminals and throws them at the police station, it will undoubtedly be another good opportunity to improve the reputation of the Rockets in the Chengdu area-I believe a certain sharp-eyed crewmember Uncle will definitely not be stingy with generous rewards.

"It's precisely because of this..." Xiaoyou, who was standing on the broad back of the storm salamander, turned her head and glanced at the ghost elf who was still on the ground with a smile in the corner of her eyes. "So, Ah Xu, you don't have a chance to play this time—keep an eye on the tent!"

"Mouth, mouth, mouth!" Although he was jumping in anger, Geng Gui, who can only "float" by relying on the characteristics of ghost elves, is indeed much less maneuverable in the air than the real flying elves, the violent salamanders. After chasing in vain for a while, he could only grit his teeth and return to the previous camping place, and then showed his short claws at the tent left by Xiaoyou...

"Kou Jie Kou Jie Kou Jie! (Shadow Claw!)"

……

Standing on the back of the storm salamander and flying towards the Yanmo gymnasium for less than a minute, Xiaoyou saw a bright light ahead, and the next moment a super-sized ninja in the shape of a flying cicada hovered in front of him.The Iron Ninja's head, which seemed to be wearing a metal mask, kept shaking, making a creaking insect sound, and the meaning expressed was only understood by Xiaoyou, who has the ability to communicate with spiritual power...

"Oh! Xiao Zhuang from the Yanmo Gym is fighting an unidentified big man?" Xiaoyou nodded excitedly after listening to the "report" from the Iron Ninja. "What about the appearance? What does the man's appearance look like?

"Wear tights?"

"Wearing a mask?"

"Then it's impossible to attack by mistake!" Xiaoyou slammed a fist into the palm of his hand, "Storm Salamander! The target is the Yanmo Gym! Go forward at full speed!"

—————Destruction of Death Ray—————

In the backyard of the Yanmo Gym, the gym trainer Xiao Zhuang seems to be facing the biggest crisis in his life—or to be more precise, is her little elf Hack Dragon facing the biggest crisis of "dragon" life?

"Hun Dan, let me go!"

Although she asked such an imposing question, Miss Xiao Zhuang was tightly wrapped by the cloak of her cosplay suit at the moment, and was wrapped several times by a blue rattan and tied in a dead knot. On the tree, it was completely unable to match the momentum of the question.On the other hand, a loyal servant with the temperament of a generation of family members with facial makeup had a big swollen lump on the back of his head, lying motionless on the grass not far away—in fact, it was this old man who suddenly waved his sword during the battle. The broom broke in "heroically", and Xiao Zhuang, who was evenly matched with the attacker even in the face of a sneak attack, showed his flaws in desperation, and was slashed on the neck by a hand knife...

About ten steps away from the small pile, Hackron also fell to the ground and moaned weakly.A dozen or so green vines that seem to have grown from Hack Dragon himself are entwined around the slender body of the dragon elf, and flashes of red light from time to time (*1). From Hackron's painful expression, it was obviously not a health massage.In addition to the green vines, occasionally a few purple bubbles or light yellow electric arcs will appear on Hack Dragon's body - should it be said that it is indeed a powerful dragon elf?In such a state, I can still persist without losing consciousness...

Standing in front of Hackron are the "culprits" of this series of atrocities: a large pile of blue vine-like tentacles that are tangled in tangles... I mean a plump nearly two-meter-high tentacles composed of tentacle-like vines. Human form; five or six unknown egg-shaped objects with distorted facial features and making strange noises gathered together; three with big red eyeballs and messy U-shaped magnets and screws hanging on them A light gray iron ball... and a tall and muscular man who is comparable to a bodybuilder, but wearing a bright tights, a silk scarf around his waist and a wrestler's mask on his head...

And this strange man who will definitely be invited to drink tea by Miss Junsha within 3 minutes of walking on the street is using a kind of warm and dangerous eyes mixed with more things that he can't understand or don't want to understand. Concealingly looked at Hackron who was still struggling in vain: "Oh~ this wonderful body curve, smooth and delicate skin like silk brocade, and clear eyes that are still stubborn and unyielding in desperation... I have heard The sound of Cupid's arrow piercing my heart!"

It should not be mentioned that the man in the mask has a deep and magnetic voice, which gives the impression that the speaker must be a calm and reliable person, which makes the image of this guy wearing tights and a mask suddenly become ...it's even weirder.

"You, you soulless! What do you want to do to my Hackron!?" Xiao Zhuang has heard of the perverted madman who has recently become famous for attacking elves.But after seeing the performance of this tight-fitting masked man, the young miss, the gym trainer, suddenly found out in horror that her definition of "assault" in the news seemed to be quite different from the pervert in front of her eyes! ?

Cupid's arrow! ?Hackron! ?Xiao Zhuang almost scared himself to pee just by thinking about it for a while!

"Looking at your attire, you thought you were a fellow who could understand me, but in the end you are still an ordinary person whose soul is bound by worldly rules..." The masked man looked up at Xiao Zhuang, his eyes full of regret and regret. "People in the world superficially define me as an evil criminal through appearances, but they don't realize that everything I do is to pursue the true love in my heart!"

"Looking for true...true love?" Xiao Zhuang asked with difficulty as if being strangled by someone's neck.

"That's right! It's true love!" The masked man stretched out his arms and said loudly in a cadenced voice, "When I found out that only beautiful and pure beings like elves can arouse the love from the depths of my soul At that time, I embarked on the road of pursuing my destined true love without hesitation! Although this road is still rough and dangerous, and there are many short-sighted and vulgar people obstructing it, I will never give up! Because I believe that I Destined to succeed! I also believe that true love will fill this world one day!"

"...Don't be kidding me!" Xiao Zhuang, who subconsciously thought about it after following the masked man's words, almost collapsed his three views and shouted almost hysterically, "You are a human and Hackron is an elf! And haha Cron is... still male, okay!?"

"Ignorance! Even race can't stop the transmission of true love, let alone gender!" the masked man shouted righteously, and then strode towards Hackron, "I'll let you see now, what does it mean to treat an elf?" true love!"

"Wait, wait a minute! Hack Dragon... Hack Dragon just evolved not long ago! It's still a child, hey!!"

"No problem! I don't mind the mere age gap at all!!"

"I didn't ask you if you mind, Hun Dan!!"

"Woooo!!" Although he didn't quite understand what his trainer and the hateful attacker said, Hackron still instinctively sensed that something terrible was about to happen to him. Immediately struggled in horror, but under the suppression of poisoning, paralysis, and parasitic debuffs, it was still in vain...

"Come on! Hackron Sauce! Accept my love!"

"Don't ah ah ah!!"

……

"(Ecstasy Eye, use) Shadow Ball!"

"!?" The masked man used quick movements that didn't match his muscular body and did several backflips in a row to avoid the purple-black energy ball that hit him where he was just standing, and looked up in the direction where the energy ball flew.

I saw a huge cyan dragon-shaped elf, flapping a pair of wide blood-red wings, suspended in the air about 50 meters above the ground, and on the back of this elf, stood a A purple elf with crystalline eyes, and a young woman in a capable light gray uniform with long dark blue hair fluttering in the wind:

"The active culprit of the elves' continuous attacks, provisional number A-037, codename 'Sorrowful Wind'!" The girl raised her finger to the masked man on the ground, and then waved down imposingly:

"I want to attack you on behalf of Team Rocket!"

*1: Although the visual effect of parasitic seeds in XY has changed to "green pulsating" recently, the early parasitic seeds are still "red electrotherapy". .