Pokemon the wrong way

"..."

Facing the sudden attack and (at least it sounded) imposing declaration, the tight-fitting masked man "Sorrowful Wind" raised his head and stared at the intruder in mid-air with his eyes wide open. The look of being intimidated.

"Hmph..." Standing on the back of the stormy salamander, disguised as the elite captain of the Rockets, Xiao You, who appeared to be righteous and serious on the surface, was secretly happy in his heart. Two, but the effect is still outstanding! Even the metamorphosis was stunned..."

And the gym trainer Xiao Zhuang, who was also on the ground and was relatively close, could barely hear the whispered murmurs coming from the slightly wriggling mouth of the tights-changing man:

"What a strong and powerful body... What broad and thick wings... Noble and elegant lines... It is simply a perfect combination of strength and beauty... Ah, I seem to hear the sound of the arrow of Cupid hitting my heart..."

"Is your heart a part-time archery target? You just got shot 3 minutes ago!" The young lady who was tied to the tree shouted angrily, "The one who plotted against my Hakron just now, How long does it take to empathize with each other!?"

Well, it may be an emotionally unstable relationship, the focus of the complaint seems to be a bit off...

"Well, anything can happen on the road of pursuing true love." Hearing this, the perverted masked man turned around and gave Xiao Zhuang a thumbs up, "Don't worry! changed!"

"I'm not worried about this, Hun Dan!!"

"Uh..." Xiao You could hear Xiao Zhuang's roar in the air clearly, it was a blow to the cross-dresser who was feeling good about herself.Is there any tension in this metamorphosis?Miaomiao's enemy is currently YYing my baby storm salamander! ?

"Wake up! The criminal 'Sad Wind'! Your days of impunity will end today!" Annoyed, Xiaoyou shouted loudly again, "Your crimes will be sanctioned by our justice in the dark—Team Rocket !"

"Hmph, your Rockets are also worthy of talking about justice and sanctions?" Hearing Xiaoyou's second declaration, the perverted sad man sneered instead. "Do you think that no one really knows the real face under your disguise?"

Nani! ?Xiaoyou was startled when he heard that.

Now that the reputation has been earned for so long, the Rockets have already become an image like a dark hero or grand rogue in the eyes of most ordinary people in Kanto City and other areas who do not know the truth.But this image is mainly based on the struggle with the "emerging evil organization Phantom Corps".

But this tight-fitting perverted man had once been persuaded by the Rockets...

And the conversation broke down, and even got into a fight...

You must know that if a character like Sad Wind Man is successfully persuaded, 100% will be assigned to the Phantom Group, which is responsible for doing bad things and taking scapegoats... In other words, this guy might really know Team Rocket and Phantom The real relationship of the regiment! ?

Nima, there is also an excellent eyewitness like a first-line gym trainer of the alliance!

I go!Miss Xiao Zhuang, what's wrong with that expression of pricking up your ears ready to listen to gossip?Play your cosplay well and don't mix these complicated things, okay?

"(Storm Salamander, use Dragon Wave!)"

Under Xiaoyou's silent order, the violent newt opened its mouth wide and shot a green energy ball at the masked man—obviously, this pervert can't continue to break the news unscrupulously at this time!

"Giant vines, use energy balls!"

It's a pity that the masked man seemed to have been prepared for this, and immediately ordered the giant tentacles that stayed aside... I mean, the vine aggregate also shot a yellow energy ball to meet it.The two energy balls collided and exploded with a "BOOM" as a matter of course, without hurting the tights in the slightest.

"Ha! I knew it! You are afraid that I will tell the truth! Let the world know your evil true colors!" The sad wind man laughed loudly, "But I just want to tell it!"

"Damn..." Xiaoyou gritted her teeth after failing to kill the mouth, and began to consider whether it was suitable for a first-line gym trainer to kill the mouth, and what kind of impact it would have if she really did it...

"Oh..." Xiao Zhuang, whose curiosity was completely ignited, pricked up his ears without any sense of crisis, with an expression that I was looking forward to, and did not consider whether he would be buried in cement blocks and thrown to the Whirlpool Islands as a result. breakwater...

"I know that your Rockets have a secret base in the city! You are still cultivating elves there!" The sad man broke the news loudly.

This is obviously talking about Qingqingya!Xiaoyou gritted his teeth.This Hundan even knows such an important place?What kind of idiots are those responsible for the persuasion mission, to reveal such important information!

"(Storm Salamander uses Dragon Wave! Soul Eye uses Shadow Ball! Iron Ninja Attack! Use High Speed ​​Movement! Arbo Monster Attack! Use Poison Needle!)"

The huge flying dragon with blood-colored wings shot out a green energy ball again, and the strange ghost elf with jewel-like eyes also threw a purple-black energy bomb, and the large flying cicada and purple cobra that just jumped out of the ball also followed the instructions. It flaps its wings to fly high into the sky and opens its mouth to spit out a large purple poisonous stinger - all the targets are Sad Fengnan himself!Take this guy down before he reveals the really critical information!

"Giant vine, use the energy ball! Eggy, use the seed machine gun!! Three-in-one magnet monster, use the triangle attack!"

Regrettably, Xiaoyou's second wave of mouth-killing attacks still failed to work under the order of the long-prepared sad wind man: the energy ball released by the giant vine and the dragon's wave of the violent salamander once again died together; The shadow ball of the eye is in love with the triangular energy released by the three-in-one magneton; even the poisonous needle sprayed by the Arbor monster is intercepted by the seed machine gun issued by Dandan.Although the effects of these confrontational attacks are that the elves on Xiaoyou's side have the upper hand, but in terms of the results, they are meaningless...

The perverted man's revelations continued: "Although you seem to be simply taking care of and cultivating those little elves, in fact..."

This... even knows about the mass production of Yameng! ?

The hypocrite’s eyes were full of pity when she looked at the small pile on the tree——Uncle Sakamu couldn’t let the alliance know about the importance of the Qingqingya base. The probability of the Gym trainers being wiped out is as high as 99%...

Oh, and the old man lying on the ground with his dead body on his back, he probably will follow him to the bottom of the sea to accompany his eldest lady...

Do not!still have a chance!

"(Iron Mask Ninja, use Rip!)"

With the addition of acceleration characteristics and high-speed movement skills, the iron-faced ninja appeared behind the sad wind man like a teleportation, and the raised sharp front claws brought a white light without hesitation, and slammed on the tights - On the back of the head!

The sad man fell down with a plop before he could even scream.

"Huh..." Xiaoyou let out a sigh of relief, indicating that the silence was successful—as expected, one more elf would increase the odds of winning.

And the Cosplay lady below!Don't show off that sad expression that didn't hear the big news!We have just redeemed your tragic fate of arresting you together with an old man with a white beard to contribute to the cause of coastal defense in coastal areas!When you come to the gym tomorrow, remember to put water on us... well, forget it.

"(Storm salamander, ready to land.)" Commanding the temporary mount to lower the height, Xiaoyou said to the little stake still tied to the tree, "Let this guy be dealt with by our Rocket team, and I will call the police later Yes, you will be wronged for a while..."

"—But in fact, it is brutal and inhumane persecution!"

A middle-of-the-road roar sounded, startling Xiaoyou.Turning around to look, it turned out to be a sad change - the man stood up again!Although there is a big bag on the back of the head, it doesn't seem to have any serious impact...

How can it be repaired!I forgot that people here are more or less resistant to the skills of elves...

Annoyed Xiaoyou tried to make up the knife a second time, but the sad wind man had already hid among his elves, and the huge body of the giant vines provided an excellent cover for the tights to pervert.

"You don't allow the staff to fall in love with the elves! You cruelly strangled countless beautiful loves in your infancy!" The tight-fitting pervert raised his fists and shouted impassionedly, "Such a ruthless and evil organization has no right to talk What justice!"

Xiao Zhuang on the tree was speechless: "...That's, that's it?"

Xiaoyou in the sky covered his face: "We really thought that this guy would master some terrible shady..."

PS: XY49 with few slots. .

Chenglong Defense Group formed by a group of brats. .For some reason, I suddenly thought of a boy detective team with Wannian elementary school students. .But Xiaozhi, who is ten thousand years old and ten years old, is actually a primary school student. .

You Lijia's clothing settings always earn praise. .

Team Rocket's Carp King has been strengthened!Never have to step on a bicycle again!

And then it seems like that. . (I won't admit that I like the slanted eyes of the defense team LOLI!)

. .

Then I found that the progress bar was only 3/4 of an episode, so I thought there was some special episode and I continued to watch it. .

Then labor and capital were not moved at all!I don't own a 3DS anyway!Sinicization or not Sinicization has nothing to do with me!This kind of meaningless voluntary activity, I can't control my fingers suddenly %Hah a3S￥&%F8G54%^FJFahHfdAJ%#%...%...

(Zhou Fangyou: "Ahem.. What, friends who like Pokémon, please support the cultural petition in Pokémon games...")

makeawish./zh－hans (This should not be caught by the river, right?)