Pokemon the wrong way

After successfully signing up for the Silver Conference, on the journey from Ruoye Town to Baiyin Town where the conference was held, it was rare for Xiaoyou to not go alone——Xiaoyou's heroic fighting power was overwhelmingly majestic and majestic... This time, Ayako Busujima, the swordsman and drinking master's mother, accompanied Xiaoyou.Therefore, this road cannot be called a journey, but a "practice"...

On the first day of practice, on the road.

"Since it's the first day, let's review the previous homework first..." Ayako threw an elf ball casually with a calm expression, "Come and compete with this elf, let me see if your skills have become dull Bar."

"Uh, this... Mother?" Xiaoyou, holding the metal wooden knife tightly in both hands and posing in a kendo posture, looked at the elf ball that flew out of it. Ayako just caught it from the wild elf community that had been wiped out a few minutes ago. Little elf, his forehead was covered with cold sweat. "Is this a bit high? Otherwise, let's lower the difficulty a little bit, how about changing to a unicorn?"

"Of course not." Ayako's mother smiled softly, "Big needle bee, don't hold back your hands, attack with all your strength."

"Hiss, hiss!" With three thick and long huge spikes, the half-human-sized giant hornet made a strange call. Although Xiaoyou, who has the characteristics of spiritual communication, could not directly understand the meaning, but seeing the big The needle bee respectfully raised its forelimbs to salute, and even guessed and guessed, it was nothing more than "obey the queen" or "yes your highness".

So, mother, what did you do to the group of big needle bees...

"Crack!"

"Uhhhh-"

……

On the second day of practice, on the road.

"Judging from yesterday's test results, although you, Xiaoyou, have not completely abandoned the achievements of your past practice, but it is still a little short of what I expected." Ayako walked in front, and kindly helped Xiaoyou carry it backpack. "So this practice should start with the basic skills...first is endurance."

"..." Xiaohu followed behind silently, his legs were covered with lead weights just like when he was training in the back mountain of Zhenxin Town, and he dragged a large waste tire with a rope behind him, the difference from before was to increase the difficulty This time, Xiaoyou's own two elves sat on the tires, the gloating Geng Gui and the innocent... Super Iron Tyrannosaurus.

The effect is undoubtedly outstanding, at least the consumption rate of waste tires has tripled.For the first time in his life, Xiaoyou felt that it was a stupid decision to give the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus the unlicensed calcium tablets of Miss Joey...

……

On the third day of practice, the elf center in a certain town.

"Yes, a double room." Ayako stood at the front desk negotiating with Ms. Joy, "But we don't plan to eat in the restaurant, can I borrow your kitchen? My son seems to be in poor health recently, so I'm going to make him a special nutritious meal...well, that's right..."

after an hour.

Relying on her incredible acting skills, Xiaoyou was able to face (nei) bring (niu) slightly (man) smile (mian) to put a big bowl of dark green sticky paste——Budao Liu's secret nutritional meal v4.23 .[-]——Fastly poured it into the mouth: "Mmm, my mother's craft has improved again!"

Of course, if Xiaoyou dares not to violate her conscience and say "unpalatable", Ayako, who is good at accepting criticism with an open mind, will never be angry, but will re-enter the kitchen (PS1) with [-] points of energy, and then bring a big pot " More delicious" "improved products" come out...

"Hehe, don't rush to eat, there is still more..." On the other side of the dining table, Ayako poured another large bowl of purple-black sticky paste (special version for elves) into Geng Gui's throat with a smile on her face. In the funnel of this guy—this guy has healed his scars and forgotten his pain, and dared to sneak into the kitchen to steal snacks while Ayako was making a nutritious meal...

Geng Gui: "￥#~#*&+%$..."

Xiaoyou: "(It feels good to have a back pad...)"

……

Practice No. 11 days, camping in the wild.

"Well, the journey went smoothly." Ayako called her husband (po) Yakumo using the communication notebook "seized" from her son, "Xiaoyou? He's training... It's okay, Xiaoyou. The potential is very good... um, I know how to measure..."

"..." Not far away, Xiaoyou was sweating profusely, gnashing her teeth and doing push-ups on her hands. Although it seemed that there were no compulsory measures or the supervision of Ayako's elf, in fact, Xiaoyou was the center. The surrounding ground has been densely covered with invisible and poisonous traps formed by the two poisonous water chestnut skills - by the way, these poisonous water chestnuts are all provided by Xiaoyou's own armored shellfish, and the iron armored shellfish will be being used by Xiaoyou You supported it with two feet.

"(Tiejiabei! You won't have dinner for three months after this practice is over!)"

"Jet and jerk! (I was forced!)"

"(Who told you that you don't even turn on the water—) Ahhhh!!"

……

Practice No.20 for two days, in the forest on the outskirts of Yanmo City.

"What's going on here?" Ayako looked at the large group of wild elves surrounding herself and Xiaoyou inexplicably, "It seems that the eyes are not friendly? Xiaoyou, have you done anything here before?"

"I used to stay here for a while, and I used the wild elves here as training targets..." Xiaoyou looked around with bloodshot eyes and looked pale with thick dark circles under her eyes. After watching it, he said weakly, "It seems that some of them have evolved, and then they plan to take revenge when they see that my condition is not very good..."

"Oh, so that's the case." Ayako nodded with an "I understand" expression, "But you are doing basic practice these days, Xiaoyou, and it's too early for actual combat... Let me help you solve it."

"Oh, okay..." Xiaoyou nodded, then closed her eyes and covered her ears...

The sounds of sharp weapons breaking through the air, bones breaking, carapaces collapsing, liquid splashing, and all kinds of horrific wailing are all hallucinations caused by the exhaustion of special training these days... Well, that's it.

……

30 days of practice, outside Baiyin Town, Baiyin Mountain is beautiful.

"Finally... to the venue of the Silver Conference..." Looking at the eye-catching conference hall that has been built from a distance, Xiaoyou almost burst into tears. "Finally I can rest..."

"What are you talking about, Xiaoyou? The practice has just begun." Ayako ruthlessly broke Xiaoyou's slightest fantasy, "There is still more than a month left before we leave the curtain, and we will live in Baiyin during this time. In the mountains, use the wild elves on Silver Mountain to exercise your actual combat ability."

"No! At least... At least let us sleep peacefully for a day!"

"The road of practice is like sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat. You can't give up halfway!" Ayako grabbed Xiaoyou's clothes by the back collar and dragged her away neatly, "Let's go! Go up the mountain! Today, let's try to challenge the circle bear alright!"

"Wait a minute! Even the big needle bee was named before... Isn't this level jumping a little faster!"

"It's okay! After these days of training, your foundation has been solid! You will definitely not die!"

"What do you mean you won't die... Help!"

PS1: After Xiaoyou's mother and child of the opposite sex left, the Elf Center was paralyzed for a short time. It is said that all the chefs in its affiliated restaurants refused to step into the kitchen for unknown reasons, which caused the Elf Center to stop cooking... …

PS2: I finally remembered XY51. .

Is this an elf drama or a song and dance drama aside, why does Mao want to use Blue to play the heroine?

Nima elf sprained her foot and sent it to the elf center for two or three days before it can be cured!Elle Duo, aren't you a stage actor or a football player? ?

It's good that Musashi's actress soul is ignited. .But your stage makeup!This stage makeup!I almost freaked out!Sure enough, Musashi's most beautiful time is when a bucket of water is poured down from the top of his head to wash away all the make-up and hairspray. .

Battle with Team Rocket. .Wrestling Eagle and Flash Wrestling Eagle's even yarn. .Pikachu's actor-level acting skills are the real highlight. .