Pokemon the wrong way

In the evening, more than 200 participating trainers who had finished the day's battle gathered in the temporary elf central hall in the player's village, waiting for the selection results of the selection meeting.

The huge electronic screen in the center of the hall lit up, and the list and photos of the trainers who passed the selection test and became official contestants began to scroll slowly on the screen.Because the list is arranged in the order of the players' registration numbers, you can easily judge whether you have been eliminated from the list number, so there are laughter and sighs in the hall from time to time - the number of the latter is basically several times that of the former... …

Xiaoyou stood in the crowd with her hips crossed, neither arrogant nor impetuous, calm and composed, and cared about irrelevant information with a completely confident look:

"Well, Xiaomao is here... Oh, Xiaozhi is here too! Sure enough, no matter how unreliable these two guys are, they can't be eliminated in the preliminaries. It's really useless to worry..."

The reason why she seems so confident is that on the one hand, Xiaoyou's serial number is very late, and she will basically not appear until the end. It is useless to be nervous.On the other hand, the serial number of Kaoru who is "tie" with himself is very high, and has already appeared in the first two rows of the list...

So there is no need for me to worry at all...Ahaha...Ahaha...

"(Damn, are you kidding us! There are more than [-] lists out, why don't we have our name yet?)"

Xiao You, with a confident expression on her face, had already started to call out the divine beast in her heart.

"Eh? Why didn't I see Xiaoyou's name?" The voice of a hot-blooded idiot in the crowd was even more piercing in the ear of a fake girl...

"Isn't this scientific? There are at least forty or fifty people behind our serial number? But it doesn't make sense that Kaoru has passed, can't we pass?" Xiaoyou's face remained calm due to her acting skills, and she couldn't help it in her heart I started to panic, "What if I really lose the election? If my mother finds out..."

Even a certain puppet's recently overdeveloped associative brain power began to cause trouble again-of course, it wasn't bloody being chased and killed by Ayako's mother yelling "a trash who can't even pass the selection test!" but...

"Oh, Yu-chan, have you been eliminated from the preliminaries of the tournament? That's great!" Ayako hugged herself with a happy smile on her face, "Why don't you just take this opportunity to give up being a trainer and focus on inheriting the Busushima-style kendo! Mom will be fine! Alright! I will train you, Yuchan, into an outstanding swordsman!"

Seeing Ayako smiling and taking out a large pot of unknown paste with strange colors and bubbling bubbles and terrifying torture instruments of various sizes, uh, no... they are "training equipment", and Xiaoyou was caught before she could even scream Hold back collar and drag away...

"Start the basic exercise of the advanced chapter today! Start with 1 sit-ups, push-ups and leapfrogs each..."

"No! Help..."

Fortunately, brain supplements are just brain supplements after all, and Xiaoyou's name and photo finally appeared in the last eight positions of No. 40—it seems that it happened that all the players behind Xiaoyou were eliminated.Therefore, when dozens of unlucky people with the lowest serial number sighed together, Xiaoyou was able to calmly pretend to be thirteen by relying on his characteristics...

"I'm going to scare me to death! I almost thought Xiaoyou was eliminated..."

This is still what a big-mouthed hot-blooded idiot boy said at the scene, and it is definitely not a true portrayal of the heart of a fake girl.

……

After announcing the list of 48 official contestants, a wild shellless turtle immortal appeared in the hall at some point... Well, it was the little one named "Dama Lanqi" who appeared at the Kanto Conference. Secretary-General of the Elf United Nations... I mean the president of the Elf Union.There seems to be something wrong with this name. The old man announced the next game plan to the trainers who have advanced to the official competition-that is the official qualifiers.

Xiaoyou, who has just experienced the ups and downs of life a little bit and feels that this will be calm, said that she has never thought of throwing a compressed biscuit on Guixianren's face.

The 48 trainers will be randomly divided into groups of three for group battles, and the group battles will adopt a points system for three games, with a win of three points, a loss of zero points and a tie of one point. Finally, the 16 people with the highest scores in each group will qualify to form the official team. lineup...

Well, Xiaoyou shrugged.After all, they are the organizers, and I still understand the rule that "the final interpretation of the competition rules belongs to the organizers".So it doesn't matter if there are two consecutive knockout rounds and the top [-] as soon as the official match comes out, I just need to be a contestant in my own way, and I will kill all my opponents after the opening ceremony of tomorrow's conference...

There's no harm in learning Xiaozhi's stupid way of thinking once in a while.

……

Then the next day.

Because the Silver Tournament is about to officially open, spectators from all over the city flocked to Baiyin Town. The vicinity of the contestant village was extremely lively from early in the morning. Fireworks or salutes were almost non-stop in the sky, and they could be seen everywhere. Excited tourists and vendors hawking souvenirs.

It's a pity that the relaxing time of the day is not easy for Xiaoyou, because Xiaoyou has to go shopping with her mother Ayako who has had enough "playing" on Baiyin Mountain, and her sister Masako who came here this morning...

It’s not that shopping itself is a scary thing. After all, the shops near the Silver Conference venue also sell peripheral products related to elves, not clothes, bags, cosmetics and other things that make men turn their faces. It is also because of eating too much of Ayako's "nutritious meal", Masako will also give priority to those various snack bars when shopping.The problem is that……

Ayako and Masako usually wear trousers that are easy to move because they practice kendo. Today, they are also paired with jeans, hot pants and stockings.Then I walked with Xiaoyou who was in the same shorts...

Whether it's a mother-daughter group, or a sister group... In short, no one would think that there will be a male among these three people.

Therefore, Xiaoyou's complexion has not looked good since she went to the street for 5 minutes.

"I've said it, don't go with us if you don't wear skirts!" A certain puppet resisted in vain.

"Hahaha You-chan, don't be shy, Oupai or something...you will have it when you grow up!" Then he was brutally suppressed by his blushing sister's "Holding a sister in your arms (fog)" .

"How could it be possible! I'm a man!" Xiao Youneiu struggled in the position where most men "die with no regrets", and at the same time scolded the owner of the shop that sold liqueur chocolates just now. A hundred times——what kind of trouble are you pouring such genuine wine! ?

Masako has inherited her mother Ayako's wine quality, but her drinking capacity is at the level of her father's Yakumo...

As a result, Xiaoyou, who had been accumulating stress throughout the day, didn't recover until the opening of the conference and the trainers entered in the evening, so that she ignored some things that she would definitely notice...

It wasn't until the trainers entered the center of the conference venue that they realized that their "citizens" Xiao Zhi and Xiao Mao were nowhere to be seen:

"Uh, damn it. Why did you forget those funny comparisons..."

PS1: We actually know what Samaranch does. .

PS2: Some masters commented that it is a big disgrace for XY to complain about being boring and cheating on the number of words, so this time the 52nd chapter of Naruto. .

Keep cheating. .

Therefore, the Ninja Boy's Little Gang Frog completely embodies Ash's Little Gang Frog and is still in its initial form. .Xiaozhi ruined his life. .

Water escape water dragon bomb!But the elf of the rock department came out following the water dragon bomb! ?Oh, water attributes. .But the name Turtle Hand. .

Ninja boy's brother Ninja youth, your cross-dressing is worse than Turkey Man, did you make it?At least go get a change of clothes. .

But this group of ninjas really know ninjutsu!Really know how to do ninjutsu! !

Wife Na, are you a girl?Why is there no reaction at all when it is wrapped around the tongue. .

The Rockets are still playing tricks without explaining. .