Pokemon the wrong way

With Xiao Zhi holding the torch said to be taken from the flame of the legendary elf Wind King and lighting the holy fire at the top of the main venue of the conference, and after the speech of the turtle fairy Damaranci, the Silver Conference officially opened. The 200 trainers who have fought their way out of 48 competitors will continue to love and kill each other in this clubhouse until the last person... er, it seems that the wording is not quite appropriate.

Well, regarding the question of why Xiaozhi lit the torch instead of the uncle athlete that was mentioned in the live TV broadcast before, Xiaoyou can only say that everything is possible under the operation of the phantom troupe's funny trio—anyway, Xiaozhi They all worked as torch bearers when they were in Kanto, so it's not uncommon to light a fire here in Chengdu.

In fact, Xiaoyou was a little curious about what kind of death Miaomiao and the others had done to bring about this situation - they had clearly confessed that they should not make trouble in this meeting, and honestly do business and sell peripherals to earn money ...

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The next morning, the group list for the qualifiers was announced on the big screen in the hall of the Elf Center.

Xiaozhi was divided into Group H, and his opponents were a little loli with braids, and a boy with a cockscomb who seemed to be quite stupid.

Xiaomao is in Group K. The opponents are two beautiful big sisters who make Xiaozhi's little friend Xiaogang gnash his teeth and envy him. They have proud European style and slender legs. It is said that Xiaogang seems to be planning to nail a scarecrow to curse Xiaozhi Mao failed, but was suppressed by Xiaoxia.

And Xiaoyou's grouping was in Group D, which was ahead of these two, but the opponent was...

A passerby who is not worthy of attention, and a red-haired tomboy girl Kaoru...

The result of such a grouping somewhat surprised Xiaoyou, and by the way, there was also a little disappointment: It seems that Kaoru's wish to play a full-court 6V6 with herself cannot be realized...

"..." Xiaoyou turned her head and tried to find Ah Xun in the crowd, but she happened to see the figure of the girl with Hongfa striding out of the center of the elf with an angry look. A handsome young man with an inexplicably unpleasant demeanor was walking towards him.

"Hello." The disgustingly handsome young man smiled at Xiaoyou with a somewhat contrived gesture and expression, "It's the first time we meet, you are the trainer Xiaoyou from Group D, right?"

"Uh, yes... May I ask who you are?" Xiaoyou asked politely, resisting the urge to throw a compressed biscuit on the other person's face for some reason.

"Oh, it seems that you, like the uneducated wild boy just now, didn't pay attention to the group announcement at all." The young man took advantage of his height and said with an expression similar to that of a city person looking at a country bumpkin. "I'm in the same group as you, Shinji, a talented trainer from Manjin City, the metropolis. Remember this name well, which is about to end your trip to the Silver Conference."

"Oh..." Xiaoyou probably understands why Kaoru left angrily just now, because he couldn't have a 6v6 battle with himself and met such a disgusting and stinky guy, Kaoru didn't release Nobunaga to spray This guy's face is already a well-bred performance of a child from a rich family.

So Xiaoyou didn't intend to entangle too much with this disgusting handsome man: "Then hello Shenji-kun, goodbye Shenji-kun..."

"Stop!" But the disgusting handsome Shinji-kun seemed to be planning to tangle with a certain fake girl, "What's your attitude? I think you are different from that wild red-haired monkey. You are a cute girl." I came here to say hello out of mercy, and I intend to let you lose face!"

"... Ah la?" Xiaoyou stopped in her tracks, and turned her head to show a "brilliant" smile, "So, we should thank you for your mercy, Mr. Shinji?"

"Hmph! It's too late to realize now! I've decided to teach—"

"(Ah Xu, you understand Shadow Fist...)"

"Kou Jie!" The sunlight that shot into the central hall of the elf in the morning caused Xiao You's shadow to be projected onto Shinji-kun's feet, so Geng Gui very smoothly and directly got out between the disgusting handsome young man's feet, with a single shot The clean and neat Shadow Rising Dragon Fist hits the "bull's eye" impartially!Then without any delay, he went back into the shadows and hid...

"Jee-ee-!!"

Shinji let out a strange scream with a different tone, rolled his eyes and fell to the ground like a shrimp and twitched.

"Oops!" Xiaoyou yelled "panicked", "I don't know why this trainer suddenly fell down! Go and call Miss Joy!"

—————Shadow Fist—————

On the third day, the day when the qualifiers started.

"Oh! Under the attack of Yula's freezing wind, the owl's mind power was knocked down before it could play a role!" In the second venue next to the main venue, the passionate voice of the commentator resounded throughout the venue.However, the familiar mouth habit can't help but make people wonder if there is a family similar to Joey and Junsha in the battle commentary world. "In this way, the first match in Group C has finally been decided! The winner is Ye Yue from Weibai Town, Fangyuan District!"

"This guy named Ye Yue, I seem to have seen it in the fire elf competition. He was the one who used the flame chicken to play [-]v[-] and got off..." Sitting in the player lounge, watching the live broadcast on TV Xiaoyou nodded and said to himself. "I didn't expect it to be quite powerful."

The schedule of the qualifiers is that all groups will have a match every day, so when the match in Group C is over, the match in Group D where Xiaoyou is in will follow immediately.After the 10-minute break, the commentator's voice sounded again:

"Okay! Then the first match in Group D of the qualifiers will be held next! Player Shinji from Manjin City will face player Xiaoyou from Zhenxin Town in the Kanto region!"

"Okay, let's go!" After hearing his name, Xiaoyou stood up, adjusted the baseball cap hidden in the miniature cardboard box, and walked towards the aisle of the stadium. "Go crush that disgusting handsome!"

"Huh?" In the game channel, Xiaoyou accidentally ran into A Xun who seemed to be waiting here for a long time.

"Although it's a pity that I can't have a 6v6 match with you, Xiaoyou, but there's nothing I can do about it." Kaoru, who was leaning against the wall, said with a calm expression, "But I didn't come to see you today for anything else. , but I have something to ask you..."

"Oh, you said..." Xiaoyou probably guessed something.

"Fix that nasty little boy for me!" Ah Xun waved his fist, "Go all out! Beat as hard as you can!"

... How badly did that disgusting handsome offend the rich girl?

Xiaoyou, who was so imaginative, stretched out her hand and made a "V": "No problem! Wrap it on me!"

In the player tunnel, he and Kaoru were delayed for a while, and when Xiaoyou walked out of the tunnel, player Shenji had already stood on the battlefield one step ahead.The other party's disgustingly handsome man, who didn't have a good effect on discerning people, caused many female audiences who didn't know the truth to scream at the scene under the influence of distance.

"Hmph, you're so procrastinating against me, Shenci!" Seeing Xiaoyou's appearance, Shenci immediately sneered, "I almost thought you didn't have the guts to compete, so you already abstained!"

Xiaoyou deliberately tilted her head and thought for a while, then asked with an innocent expression: "Excuse me, who are you?"

"You bastard!" The taunting effect seemed outstanding, and his disgustingly handsome face instantly turned the same seaweed color as his hair. "Hmph! You can only take advantage of the moment to be proud! I will teach you how to be a human right away!"

The trainers of both sides are in place, and the game begins.Under the signal of the referee, Shenci first took out the poke ball: "Hmph! Even if you start first, you still have no chance under absolute strength! Give it to me—Bangira!"

"Ho Ho Ho!!" With rock-hard turquoise skin, strong and simple limbs, a thick and powerful tail, a fierce head, and ferocious spikes protruding from all over his body, he is as big as a monster Godzilla. The dinosaur elf Bangira roared arrogantly as soon as he appeared on the stage, making the (girls) onlookers who didn't know the truth scream again and again.

"It's actually Bangira..." Xiaoyou, who owns a former cute little dinosaur and turned into a big cocoon, of course knows how powerful Bangira is, so her expression is a little cautious.

Xiaoyou tentatively did a "preparation exercise" of squatting, and the effect of the title unsurprisingly gave a hint of the red trump card: "It seems that this guy still has a little fart capital, so... Wait, what about the sandstorm that we talked about?"

Although her big chrysalis has not yet evolved into Godzilla, Xiaoyou also knows the famous characteristics of the elf Bangira.But the big turquoise monster in front of him has been showing off its power for a while, but it hasn't seen a grain of sand on the battlefield...

"Could it be..." Xiaoyou thought for a while, ignoring the other party, "Huh! A bumpkin that even Bangira has never seen!" mockingly took out the elf illustration book:

[Bangira, the armor elf.Rock + evil attribute, tension characteristic.Race value: HP 100, attack 134, defense 110, special attack 95, special defense 100, speed 61, total 600.Introduction: In order to build his own residence, he has the power to destroy a mountain by himself.He doesn't care about the surrounding situation at all, has a defiant personality, and wanders in the mountains in search of opponents in battle. 】

"Wow!" Xiaoyou almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

It turned out to be Bangira with a sense of tension!

Nine out of ten bangilari are all Yangshat. This powerful characteristic can automatically launch a sandstorm effect against the sky when the elves are fighting. It allows the elves except for specific attributes to continue to suffer damage and at the same time it can also serve as a shield The line of sight effect is quite a powerful feature.But this Benjira...what's the tension characteristic?

Who would take out a tree fruit and chew it in front of thousands of spectators on the battlefield of the alliance conference! ?

Xiaoyou, who originally planned to be safe and send some rock-type super iron tyrannosaurus, immediately changed his tactics and replaced it with a little elf who was easier to "show off" in comparison:

"Billy (monster power) - attack!"

The four-armed elf from the Department of Philosophy made his debut in a bodybuilding pose—of course, Shenji's ridicule of "You want to compete with my Bangira just because of strange strength?" was still ignored by Xiaoyou.

"Damn it! Bangira, let her see your power!" Obviously, the continuous intentional ignorance allowed Shenji to accumulate a considerable amount of anger, "Use sandstorm!"

And the opponent's nonsense when commanding undoubtedly gave Xiaoyou a chance: "(Billy, use) Bullet Punch!"

So just when Bangira raised his tail with a roar and was about to set off a large cloud of dust to cover the entire battle field, the philosopher Guaili had already rushed in front of Bangira with one stride, and waved his four arms together to shoot out. With a beautiful round of "Tianma Meteor Fist", Bangira was beaten back a few steps, and the activation of the sandstorm skill was forcibly interrupted.

"Damn! What are you doing, Bangira? Use the sandstorm!"

"(Billy, just use the explosive punch at zero distance like this)!"

At this time, the instructions of the trainers on both sides fully reflected the gap.Benjira shook his stupefied head under Shenji's scolding, barely stopped backing, and raised his thick spiked tail again, ready to repeat the old trick and forcefully cast the sandstorm again; There was enough time to protect his face with three arms, and the remaining right arm clenched the fist that was flashing red and ready to go, and punched Bangira hard in the stomach...

"BOOM!" The violent flame exploded directly in Bangira's abdomen.

"Ben, Bangira!? Uh... come back first, first!"

"(Billy! Just grab Benjira like this and throw it out! Then count the landing and shoot it) Air bomb!"

Bangira, who was dazed by the zero-distance blasting punch, fell into a state of confusion without any suspense. He was grabbed by the strange force without any resistance, lifted his hands and feet off the ground, spun around, and threw it out forcefully, with a muffled bang Then he fell heavily on the edge of the battle field—while passing by the red beam emitted by Shinji's Poké Ball.

Maybe the mere beating was not a serious blow to Bangira, who was so rough and thick, but before Bangira could recover, a shiny white energy bomb followed closely from the strange force. The direction is smashed...

"BOOM!" The big turquoise monster's bear's face was blurred by the energy bomb, and it fell out of the battlefield. Its big tail twitched symbolically twice and then remained motionless.

The referee on the sidelines saw it, and directly raised the flag in his hand: "Bangira lost his fighting power! Weird power wins!"