Pokemon the wrong way

———————————————————————————————————————————————————— of this chapters of the special -level brain hole full version: Jiantong Shencai players of Manjin City are actually not born in Manjin City, but they moved from Dongmu Town to Manjin City because of their hometown. The family has a cute younger sister who is not related by blood. Although Yimei has plans for her younger sister, but because of a strict grandfather, she has never succeeded. So she participated in this silver conference to try to get a ranking... Woohoo! (The author was dragged away after being hit by a short sword kidney..) ————————

"Damn! How dare, dare to give my Bangira to..."

Obviously, the disgustingly handsome trainer Shenji is the kind of guy who only relies on Bangira to engage in attribute crushing tactics. As a result, after his "trump card" is defeated, not only the psychological defense line is shaken, but the elves sent out after connecting seem to be completely It never crossed my mind:

With a huge body about ten meters long, ferocious and sharp metal spikes all over the body, a huge and vicious shovel-shaped head, and a signature iron chin protruding from the upper jaw-the Big Steel Snake is indeed a very powerful elf, with a body as strong as steel. The defensive power and the amazing power brought by the huge body are also the yellow mark of the main force in Xiaoyou's eyes after "preparing for exercise" again... But the strange power gentleman from the philosophy department has not been replaced yet, Shenji-kun, you Is it really a man to send it up in such a hurry?

"(Such a superficial direct attack...Billy, use the crosscut after dodging)!"

"(Okay! Just use it directly) Flame Fist!"

"(Billy, give it the final blow! Use the) melee punch!"

The Big Steel Snake lost its combat effectiveness and played for 17 minute and [-] seconds...

"It's, even a big steel snake... How can it be repaired! You forced me to show my real skills!" Shinji-kun jumped angrily while saying ruthless words that were completely unconvincing, and then took out the third small one. Elf:

Under the wrinkled pink skin is a large amount of fat that supports the whole body into a spherical shape. The stubby limbs and tiny claws look completely intimidating. The thick, long and thick red tongue that is good at licking tongue skills, and it is constantly emitting heat and dripping saliva...

[Big tongue licking, licking the elves all over.Ordinary attributes, egocentric characteristics.Race value: HP110, attack 85, defense 95, special attack 80, special defense 95, speed 50, total 515.Introduction: The evolution of the big tongue, the long tongue is always dripping with saliva.Saliva contains ingredients that dissolve objects and tingle upon contact. 】

"..." Xiaoyou glanced at the elf illustrated book and was too lazy to do squats... In fact, Xiaoyou really wanted to go over and pat the other person on the shoulder and ask earnestly how did you pass the previous selection meeting? It's... Could it be that the three opponents are very lucky and are all nympho girls who are fascinated by that disgusting and handsome face?

Nima is the last little elf. If you lick it out with a big tongue of the normal type, isn't it restrained by the strange force?At the beginning, we just wanted to win some gorgeous points, but we really never thought that a little elf would pierce through it directly!

But since the opponents cooperated so well, of course Xiaoyou would not be polite.

So Big Tongue Licking, a signature skill, licking his tongue and licking it over, was avoided by Wei Li sideways, grabbed it and threw it out like a meteor hammer; followed by a rolling attack, but was hugged tightly by Wei Li's four arms Taking advantage of the trend and adding two words, it turned into a hell rolling; in the end, he desperately fought and directly used billions of shock waves on the spot to try to make a comeback, but the speed was slow and the attack route was too direct, and the strange force fell down on the spot. Tongue licking rushed directly from the top of his head, and then he was thrown by the strange force Shi Shi ran over to the ♂ ball within the freezing time...

The referee directly raised the flag and pronounced the verdict: "Big Tongue Licking loses combat power, and Wei Power wins! Therefore, the winner is Xiaoyou from Zhenxin Town!"

"Oh! It's an overwhelming difference in combat power! This is the first 1v3 match since the start of the Silver Tournament qualifiers!" The commentator of the radio station also made up the knife on the spot in a timely manner, making Shenji's face turn red and turn black Yes, as ugly as it is...

And what makes Shenji-kun even more unbearable is the vicious and mocking expression on Xiaoyou's face opposite him, as if he is stabbing himself fiercely at the foot...

"Ah! Damn, hate, hate! Remember it!" So Shinji-kun ran away very strongly—without tears!At least I didn't cry on the spot...

(Xiaoyou: It’s his imagination. I didn’t do anything. It’s normal to smile after winning the battle..)

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Because there is only one match per day for each group, Xiaoyou can sit leisurely in the audience seats dedicated to the players and watch the battles of other Zhenxin Town teenagers in the next match.

Xiaozhi, who was ranked in Group H, faced a flat-chested girl with a shofar braid in the first match. This washboard girl with a dialect accent was the first to send out the fire-type elf lava worm, and Xiaozhi was second-hand. They sent a water-type little saw crocodile to deal with it—it is said that this little saw crocodile that likes to jump around has not evolved after being tamed by Xiaozhi for so long, Xiaoyou said that it is really unscientific...

At the beginning of the battle, the lava worm first used the shadow clone to successfully hit the little saw crocodile with a blow of flames, but the little saw crocodile immediately responded by shooting the lava worm with a water gun.Seeing that her own fire element had suffered a lot from the opponent's water element, the girl at the airport immediately used the elf exchange right to take the lava worm back, and then released a furry and fierce electric elf Zap, ready to reverse the situation. Beat the little saw crocodile with attribute advantages... But what I didn't expect was that Xiaozhi changed back to the little saw crocodile in a similar manner, and replaced it with the ground-type little elf of the Zhengke electric system...

"No way!!" Xiaoyou in the auditorium almost peed in fright, grabbed Geng Gui's head and shook desperately. "Xiaozhi actually knows how to use attributes to restrain himself!! Isn't this the right rhythm to lose!? Oh my God, Xiaozhi will be eliminated if he can't even make it to the official competition..."

Whether or not this theory of "Smart's superiority is sure to lose" is reliable or not is not mentioned... On the battlefield, the electric shock beast did not believe in evil, and it was a situation where one hundred thousand volts of volts did not even scratch the oily skin of the little elephant. In this case, the highway girl can only reluctantly waste the exchange right to replace the lava worm again, but the ground-type tricks are also effective against the fire-type elf, and the lava worm that was replaced was also rushed by the little elephant. The "zombie (combat power)" fell to the ground cleanly, and the only effective damage to the little elephant came from the side effect of the little elephant's own dashing skills...

Next, the third elf sent by the aircraft carrier girl was the fire rock rat. Although it was also a fire elf, its combat power was much higher than that of the lava worm.When Xiaozhi sent the little saw crocodile again, the tablet girl directly used the last exchange opportunity to replace it with the electric shock beast, and directly killed the little saw crocodile with the lightning fist.But Xiaozhi's last elf is only the Squirrel who is also of the water type...

"Huh... the attribute is against the wind, Xiaozhi should be fine." In the audience, Xiaoyou let go of the hand that killed Geng Gui's head, "Uh, no! The opponent also has a fire rock rat! Water is against fire. Xiaozhi still has the upper hand..."

Well, don't pay attention to the various entanglements of a certain pseudo-girl... On the field, Squirrel was the old main elf in the Kanto region. Even if he didn't evolve, he still killed the electric shock with a water gun and a rocket head hammer. The beast proves the law of "those who go against the little wise prosper, and those who follow the little wise perish".The same is true for the final battle of the last elf between the two sides. The fire rock mouse with inferior attributes in turn suppressed the Squirtle with superior attributes.The final result is that the Jenny Turtle accidentally fell down and the turtle shell landed on the ground, using the "five-party water cannon spiral shuriken", which can no longer be called a water cannon skill, to achieve a Jedi counterattack and successfully knocked down Fire Rock Rat narrowly won the first game...

"So Xiaozhi shouldn't play any attribute restraint tactics..." Xiaoyou commented during the game break, "If you shut the door and release Pikachu without thinking when you come up, maybe you will be killed three times..."

After the two fights between Xiaoyou and passers-by in groups I and J, it was Xiaomao's battle in group K.Unlike Xiaozhi's opponent, the rare resource girl, Xiaomao's opponent is a beautiful big sister with a "big omen", so that the cheering and solidarity of the audience on the field is obviously polarized-more than [-]% of the male audience They are cheering for the Oupai Yujie contestants, but most of the people cheering for Xiaomao are the female audiences around the male audience...

By the way, Xiaoyou with sharp ears can bet Geng Gui's dinner tonight that among the voices cheering for Oupai Yujie, the loudest voice is undoubtedly Xiaogang.

It's just that the battle is not a campaign, and the outcome depends not on which side has more supporters, but on the strength of the trainers and elves.Although the big sister Oupai is not weak, and the few elves on the field can be regarded as well-trained, they are still not the opponents of Xiaomao's "husband and wife" Nido King and Nido Queen, and finally defeated Nido Later, he was defeated by King Nido who ran away because of the "pain of losing his wife"...

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After the day's competition, Xiaoyou was shopping alone in the market of the contestants' village. As a result, she came across a miraculous scene: the poor-breasted girl who lost to Xiaozhi in the group match in the morning was carrying A lava snail is talking to Xiaozhi affectionately, because Xiaoyou can only vaguely hear "the crystallization of love" and "date extension" because of the distance...

"Na, Nani!?" Because the amount of information in the few words he heard was a bit large, when Xiaoyou, who was stunned, came back to his senses, Xiaozhi and his group were no longer visible in the crowd...

—————An unscientific spiral water cannon—————

Day two of qualifying.

Because the match in Group D this day was about Kaoru vs. Nasty Shuai Shenci and there was no such thing as a fake girl, so Xiaoyou held a big bucket of popcorn and drinks early on, and carried the little girl provided by the Meow Meow trio. The elf box egg sat in the audience.

The trio of the Phantom Group seemed to wake up after being flown by Xiaozhi Pia once on the opening ceremony day, and since then they have been doing business as honestly as they did at the Quartz Conference.In addition to the elf box eggs that Xiaoyou came up with before, commemorative badges made by Kojiro were added as the new main product this time. As a senior collector of soda bottle caps, Kojiro unexpectedly understands the psychology of collectors very well. The supply of commemorative badges is in short supply, which makes the egg box business a foil.So in order to increase the sales of boxed eggs, Xiaoyou specially brought a set of samples to the venue to advertise...

In fact, this day's game was quite boring for Xiaoyou.Because according to the order of appearance of the players in the qualifiers, the first day is A vs. B, the second day is B vs. C, the third day is C vs. A, and then the fourth day is reserved for possible tie-breakers.So this day's game is not only for Xiaoyou himself, Xiaozhi and Xiaomao will also not play...

Therefore, Xiaoyou watched the game of the day with the mentality of watching the whole process:

In the second game of Group D, Kaoru played against Nausea.

Probably absorbing the lesson of the chaos after the failure of the first trump card, Shinji-kun seems to have saved Bangira for the finale this time.But unfortunately, Kaoru probably thinks that the duel with Xiaoyou is in the group qualifier anyway, and there is no need to reserve strength for the official match, so the log-in elves are Nobunaga, Yoshimoto, and Nagamasa This "three big names", and Shenji's elf pool is obviously not deep enough, and the lineup just lacks water-type elves, so he was abused to the point of being abused. When he finally counted on the ace Bangira to come on stage to reverse the situation, he saw the flame chicken Nagamasa Like a kung fu superstar yelling "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

So the current score in Group D is Xiaoyou 3 points, Kaoru 3 points, and Shinji 0 points. The disgustingly handsome Silver Tournament has come to an end—even if the match between Xiaoyou and Kaoru on the third day is a draw, It is also a decisive battle between the two, and it has nothing to do with Shenci.

Then Shinji-kun cried loudly, "Grandpa, please forgive me, it's not my fault, it's really not my fault", and was dragged away by the back of the neck by a gloomy bald old man.

This guy is going to be badly repaired when he gets home - like thrown into a pile of green caterpillars that fill a basement... but that's none of Xiaoyou's business.

In the second round of Group H, the flat-chested girl vs... funny comparison.

Xiaoyou said that she absolutely did not intentionally insult this cockscomb-headed boy named Chunyi, but this guy is really a joke: it’s fine to wear a big cloak that doesn’t match the casual clothes on the field, and the commentator It’s alright to stand in front of the camera and grab the shot when introducing yourself, but when the battle progressed to the crucial tiebreaker where only one elf was left on both sides, this guy stepped on his cloak and died because of his handsome pose. As a result of the fall, his mosquito-repellent frog was unsuspectingly blown out of the arena by the fire rock mouse of the flat-breasted girl with a full blown move... Counting the points, Xiaoyou feels that Xiaozhi has already won tomorrow's game halfway through...

The second round of Group K, a charming duel!European parties have beautiful legs... No!but... uh... is...

Well...Xiaoyou admits that she doesn't remember the names of the two contestants at all...it's the European party with beautiful legs...

Even though his ears were swollen to the size of the long-tailed monster's hand by Xiaoxia, Xiaogang still insisted on howling from the beginning to the end...

Well, as for the competition...the strength of the two beautiful big sisters is not much different, so the battle can be called exciting in a sense.In the end, the big sister Oupai defeated the big sister with beautiful legs with a loss ratio of two to three. Considering the dialectical relationship between Xiaomao's victory over Oupai and Oupai's victory over Meileg, Xiaomao's match tomorrow seems to be sure...

After the game, go shopping as usual.

For the Phantom Group, the business of the trio has changed from a temporary illegal building built from crates to a formal store with its own booth and signs because of the great sales of elf peripheral products mainly featuring badges.And with their fully ignited energy, it seems that they intend to continue to expand the scale. Xiaoyou even suspects that if they just leave it alone, they might be so crazy that they will directly build a department store next to the contestant village, so they decided to start from Starting today, I will take half of Miaomiao’s operating profit for the day and “keep it” in case of emergencies...

Well, this is all for the sake of Meow Meow and their good words.

After wandering around, I didn't encounter the hot-blooded idiot dating a flat-chested girl that Xiaoyou likes to see, but I ran into Kaoru on the way back to the dormitory of the contestants village...

Then the red short-haired...girl said to the purple ponytail...nian very sincerely, "I have a heartfelt request..."

PS: We have tried our best not to use water!The chapter of the two-day competition has been compressed!