Pokemon the wrong way

"Huh—" Standing on the edge of the forest, looking back at the dark forest due to the lush branches and leaves, he couldn't help shouting: "Finally he came out with a meow—"

Because of a certain embarrassing battle, because both the ghost and the unicorn consumed a lot of energy, Zhou Fangyou decided to avoid the battle and go directly through the Viridian Forest.

Fortunately, someone (it was Master Zhi) lured away the largest group of bees in the forest.Without the most aggressive swarm of elves in the Viridian Forest, what remains is either a harmless green caterpillar pupae or a powerless unicorn beetle.At the same time, probably because he had already caught a unicorn bug, he encountered sporadic insect-type elves and did not trigger any missions, so Zhou Fangyou ran out of the forest without much effort.

"Let me see...the map shows that the next town is Nibi City." Zhou Fangyou took out the magical elf illustration book (which has all kinds of functions) and looked at it while walking. "Huh? It shows that there is a Nibi Gym here?"

Beep!Trigger the side mission: kick the pavilion!Defeat the trainer in the Nibi Gym and get the gray badge.Bonus attack +2, defense +2, free attribute +1

"Sure enough..." Zhou Fangyou has gotten used to the system's tricks and tricks, "But this time the rewards have a total of five attribute points, so it's worth the effort."

boom -

"What's that sound? Ghost, go and see!"

"Kou Jie... Kou Jie!" Gui Si, who was sent by Zhou Fangyou to explore the way, seemed to have discovered something.

"Uh, what's the situation?" Zhou Fangyou, who ran a few steps to catch up, only saw a huge pit in the middle of the road, and walked in to see that there were two people lying on his stomach inside.Oh, and it also comes with a pixie.

The two men, a man and a woman, seemed to be members of some organization, wearing white uniforms of the same style.As for the elf, it looks very familiar, but I can't remember it for a while, so Zhou Fangyou decisively took out the illustration book:

"Meow, the cat demon elf, I like shiny things the most, especially gold coins. If I find them, I will hide them somewhere."

"Oh, it's Meow Meow." Zhou Fangyou stroked his chin, "I remember that he often appears in animations, no wonder there is an impression."

"Ugh..."

Seeing that the two people who were in a coma seemed to have woken up, Zhou Fangyou lay down on the edge of the pit and shouted, "Hello——do you need help?"

"Ah, thank you so much!" Among the two, the young man with blue ear-length hair responded with a moved face. "There are tools and ropes in the grass by the side of the road, please use that to get us—ah!"

"Idiot!" The red long-haired young woman yelled and punched the young man on the head fiercely, "If you say that, isn't it the same as telling people that this trap we dug is a trap!"

"That's right!" The young man who came back to his senses punched his palm, "Then the other party will know that we have fallen into the trap we dug ourselves!"

"These two idiots..." Miao Miao, who was between the two, covered her face with her paws as if she couldn't stand it any longer.

"...Then you two," "Can I ask why you fell into the trap you dug yourself?" Zhou Fangyou, who watched the two talking cross-talk, was already a black line above.

"Well, of course it's because our traps are so perfect that we can't find them ourselves! Oh, oh, alive and well!" the red-haired young woman covered her mouth with a smile, but a drop of cold sweat on her forehead probably betrayed her ...

"Oh, that's it." Zhou Fangyou nodded, "But why do you dig traps in the middle of the road?"

"Uh, that's because... this..." The two people in the trap broke out in a cold sweat.

"Dig a trap in this sparsely populated place, but it is the only way to the city..." Zhou Fangyou stood by the trap and walked around while muttering, "And the digging is still enough to fall into the size of several people. ..."

"..." Both of them were sweating profusely.

"Don't you guys..."

"..." Both of them were pale.

"Are you planning to capture some rare large elf?"

"...Huh?" The two of them are alone...囧.

"Ahaha, there's nothing to be ashamed about!" Zhou Fangyou seemed very happy to meet a fellow who "has the same characteristics as himself" (...), "As long as the elf can be captured in the end, the method and means are secondary." Well! You wait, I'll get the rope!"

"Is that kid... an idiot?" the red-haired young woman asked her companion.

The blue-haired young man seemed to be thinking more: "No, I think that little girl... Maybe she agrees with the existence of the spirit of our Rockets!"

Not long after, a rope was thrown down from above the trap: "The surrounding trees are not very strong, the lightest of you should come up first and help fix the rope together!"

"Huh... I'm saved." So which one came up first.

"Meow, right? Come and grab the rope together."

"I know, leave it to me, meow!"

"Be careful not to cut the rope with your claws."

Meow meow:"……"

Zhou Fangyou: "..."

"Ah... aren't you surprised that I can talk, meow?" Finally, Meow could not help but ask.

"Ah, can it be that Miaomiao can't talk?" Zhou Fangyou asked in surprise.

"What! Is there anyone else who can talk besides me!" Miaomiao asked even more surprised.

"Nani! Do you mean that you are the only one who can speak?" Zhou Fangyou asked even more surprised...

"Crack——" "Ah——" "Boom——"

Because Zhou Fangyou and Miaomiao were too surprised, they couldn't help but let go, the sound of the branch being pulled off; the sound of the red-haired young woman who climbed halfway up screaming; and the sound of the blue-haired young man falling on the bottom, above.

After another flurry, both of them finally climbed out of the pit.

"Ah, it really helped a lot!" The young man who climbed up finally thanked Zhou Fangyou with a smile.

"Where, like-minded people should help each other." Zhou Fangyou also said with a smile, "I am Zhou Fangyou from Zhenxin Town, who are you?"

Clang——! !

As if some switch was pressed, the two youths burst out with astonishing aura——

"In order to prevent the world from being destroyed!" The young woman turned sideways and made a pose.

"To maintain world peace!" The young man took out a rose out of nowhere and put it in his mouth.

"Practice love and truth!"

"Cute and charming villain!"

"Musashi!"

"Kojiro!"

"We are Team Rocket traveling through the galaxy!"

"White hole, white tomorrow is waiting for us!"

"That's it, meow!" Meow jumped between the two of them.

"Okay, that's amazing..." Zhou Fangyou couldn't help clapping his hands and applauding lightly, not because he thought the other party was so handsome, but seeing that the Rockets duo could still make such a shocking opening statement in the three-dimensional, from I admire the perseverance and cheekiness of these two people from the bottom of my heart...

"Oh!" Seeing Zhou Fangyou's reaction, the Rockets were extremely excited, "Sure enough! Sure enough, someone agrees with our taste!"

Well, what I agree with is not your taste... Zhou Fangyou hesitated for a moment, but decided not to say it.

"Ah!" Meow Meow yelled suddenly, "We've been wasting so much time here, that kid with Pikachu might have already run ahead of us Meow!"

"Ah!!" Musashi Kojiro and the two of them immediately looked like they were struck by lightning. "Almost forgot!"

Without further ado, the two jumped into the grass by the side of the road. After a while, a hot air balloon in the shape of a meowing head slowly rose up under Zhou You's dumbfounded gaze—the grass was where Zhou Fangyou held the rope. There are only some simple tools and raw materials. How did these two people put together a hot air balloon in 20 seconds?

"Girl! We still have an important mission to complete, so we have to say goodbye here!" Kojiro stepped on the frame of the hot air balloon basket, and threw down the rose in his hand, "See you someday if there is a destiny! "

"Huh..." Looking at the hot air balloon going away, Zhou Fangyou breathed a sigh of relief. "Finally get rid of this group of older junior high school students, let them continue pestering Xiaozhi..."

Beep!Side quest: Team Rocket's good impression completed.All attributes +1, branch task: the selection trigger condition of light and shadow is completed.

good!As early as when Zhou Fangyou saw the introduction of Miaomiao in the illustrated book, he had already thought of their identities—after all, they were super villain characters who have been running through several works.And almost at the same time, the system reluctantly sent a task: to avoid the battle with the Rockets and leave a positive impression on the Rockets duo.For the sake of generous rewards, last week Fangyou pretended to be Xiaobai and offered to help the Rockets.

Oh oh - what a sinister and vicious child to deceive the feelings of two grown men and women and an elf!