Pokemon the wrong way

Zhou Fangyou spent the night in the hospital overnight.

It wasn't that Zhou Fangyou's condition was so serious that he couldn't be discharged from the hospital, but that an accidental explosion occurred in the Pokemon Center, which was supposed to provide accommodation, in the evening, which was said to be caused by a few thieves stealing.

"...I said, don't you need to be so hard?" Zhou Fangyou, who was about to go to the elf center for the night, happened to witness the scene of the explosion. "This level is not so much an accidental explosion as a terrorist attack?"

Although the huge explosion did not cause the entire building to collapse to the ground, it effectively wiped out half of the building area.Apparently nobody expects it to be business as usual.

It's not that Zhou Fangyou doesn't have money to stay in a hotel, that monstrous cheap father gave Zhou Fangyou a sum of pocket money before leaving.But since it's called pocket money, the amount must be limited, and Zhou Fangyou had to use them to buy a set of clothes - the original one that was worn by the wind and rain and worn on the ground has basically come to an end.

So Zhou Fangyou turned around resolutely: "Ah... I suddenly felt dizzy, I'd better ask Ms. Joy to check again... Ah, why is there Ms. Joy in the hospital?"

———Mud Attack———

Early the next morning, Zhou Fangyou, who had put on new clothes, stood at the door of the hospital with a sore face—why did it hurt?Because come on Miss Joy, the new clothes I bought...

"Miss Joy! I said I belonged to a boy, why did you buy such clothes?"

"Ah, but Xiaoyou is very suitable for this suit, because Xiaoyou is so cute!" Miss Joy, who was being questioned, replied confidently.

Well, Miss Joy, are you naturally black...

White tight-fitting t-shirt, red half-length jacket and small vest, dark blue denim shorts, black elbow pads and knee pads, paired with the original black sneakers and fingerless gloves, Zhou Fangyou looks like a full-fledged sports girl... Ms. Joey also Friendship provided Zhou Fangyou with a short ponytail. If Zhou Fangyou hadn't resisted desperately, Miss Joey would have planned to tie a bow...

"Let's go, Gui Si!" Zhou Fangyou waved to Gui Si beside him, "Let's find new elves, and then you lick them to death!"

"Koujie!" Guisi yelled imposingly, and then decisively stuck his tongue...

——— Strange Light ———

Leaving Viridian City, there is a large forest with a fairly well-maintained ecology, and the name is very uncreatively called Viridian Forest.It is said that there are a large number of insect elves living here, as well as a middle two...

However, Zhou Fangyou's target is not the insect-type elves, because there is already a vivid example of ghosts.Since even the small spherical shape of Guisi can become the strange skull around him, what kind of weird shape does a group of bugs turn into? Zhou Fangyou really doesn't want to know...

Zhou Fangyou's goal was the reward from the Guisi intimacy mission.

A little free attribute point has been directly added to Zhou Fangyou's special attack—according to the system description, Zhou Fangyou's attributes are actually a bonus to his own elf, that is to say, the attribute value of Zhou Fangyou's elf is his own attributes plus Zhou Fangyou's Attributes——Although I haven't played the game, I know that it is definitely not a physics department when I look at Guisi's appearance. It should be right to add special attack.The point is the latter reward, which can specify the type of wild elf encountered next.

Zhou Fangyou decided to catch a super elf!In his vague memory, there is a kind of psychic elf who looks more like a human.Then, according to the law that monsters change into novelty hunters and humans become beautiful, this super-powered elf... we can look forward to it!

"Shusha..." The grass on the side of the road shook for a while, and then an elf came out.

A big, bright, lively, unicorn.

"..." The corner of Zhou Fangyou's mouth twitched.It is said that as long as the volume is enlarged a thousand times, any bug is a natural monster.Faced with this half-meter-long big yellow caterpillar that was shiny and fleshy, Zhou Fangyou really couldn't think of catching it.

"That's all..." Zhou Fangyou shook his head and looked at the sky, "The weather is so nice today~ I didn't see anything... Uh, what is that?"

I saw a strange dark cloud flying in the dense forest not far away... Take a closer look, it's swarms of large needle bees!Looking at the fierce shape, Zhou Fangyou can be sure that the act of poking a hornet's nest here is definitely not something that can be done just by being bitten...

"Jet, talk, talk!" Guisi on the side suddenly yelled.

"what!"

It turned out that when Zhou Fangyou was staring at the swarm of big needle bees in a daze, the unicorn beetle that appeared earlier rushed up without making a sound, and pushed Zhou Fangyou somersault with the spikes on the top of its head.

The so-called forest is big and there are all kinds of insects. There are cute green caterpillars like Zhiye that can be caught with full blood and full state. Naturally, there are also vicious unicorns that actively attack people.

Beep!Trigger side missions: First Battle: Defeat and capture the wild elves in this battle.Reward: Attack +1, Freedom +1; Penalty for failure: Chased by angry swarms of needle bees

What the hell!

The rare system task with punishment made Zhou Fangyou Sparta—they are planning to appoint a super elf who might be very eye-catching!

"You're looking for your own death!" Zhou Fangyou waved his little hand angrily, "Ghost, go! Lick it!"

"Kou Jie!" Guisi happily rushed forward and licked his tongue—the unicorn jumped up and avoided it!The spikes on the unicorns in mid-air glowed for a while, and then shot out a bunch of translucent purple needles—poison needles!Ghost, who underestimated the enemy and didn't prepare for the opponent's counterattack, was instantly shot into a needle bag...

"...Isn't it? Such a tiger caterpillar?" Zhou Fangyou's eyes almost fell out, "Hey! Ghost, are you okay?"

"...Knowledge!" It seems that because they all have poisonous attributes or because they have no entity, the poisonous needles seem to have not caused too much damage to Guisi, but have aroused Guisi's fighting spirit.

"Do it again, Guisi!" Zhou Fangyou tried to command Guisi to fight, "Let it jump up first, and you won't be able to move your tongue in the air!"

"Mouth!"

second round.This time, Guisi rammed directly towards the unicorn with his body, and the unicorn jumped to avoid it again, but was immediately caught by Guisi's long black tongue.

"Goodjob!" Zhou Fangyou waved his fist triumphantly, but then saw the unicorn worm that was still alive and well opened its mouth wide, "Ah? Why isn't it paralyzed? Doesn't it always have a paralyzing effect when licking me?"

The elf illustrated book on the waist of "Didi" made a sound, and Zhou Fangyou took it out and looked at it for a long time before he understood: the unicorn has a characteristic called phosphorus powder, which is not affected by the additional effect of the attack...

"Coach, the opponent fouled!"

"Since this is the case, then change to other moves..." Zhou Fangyou remembered to check Guisi's skills: "Black eyes...hate...hypnotism...I'll go! Why are they all status skills? Grab it!"

"Ahhh, don't worry about it! Anyway, licking your tongue is offensive!" In order not to be chased by the swarm of big needle bees, Zhou Fangyou was determined to go all out, "Ghost! Just continue to use the previous tactics! Use your mobility, Just be careful with the opponent's poisonous needle!"

"Mouth!"

……5 minutes later.

Zhou Fangyou looked at the elf ball in his hand with a small face.The unicorns inside the ball are naturally unicorns, but the unicorns were not knocked down by Guisi, but were knocked down by Zhou Fangyou after [-] rounds of fighting with Guisi and both sides were exhausted...

Beep!Sub-quests: The first battle is completed.Bonus Attack +1, Freedom +1.

Beep!Due to the special way of completing the task, extra bonus features: Unscrupulous lv1: When fighting against wild elves, the trainer can launch an attack alone and reduce the hatred value caused by it (in order to achieve the goal, the method is not a problem!)

Beep!Trigger the side quest: Growing Pains: Evolve the unicorn into a needle bee within a week.Reward free attribute +1, a random evolution stone

"...Although I feel that something subtle has been lost, at least the task has been completed." Zhou Fangyou shook his head. "But it seems that I need to add more knowledge about elves, such as the attributes and characteristics of elves. After all, today's battle is very embarrassing..."

"Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Guisi kept nodding on the side.

"Go, I don't want you, a skull, to teach me... By the way, I have to find out if there is any way to make the bug evolve faster-feed it to eat gold and rubbish?"

"Mouth?"

"No, that's not something important... By the way, did I forget something..."

ps: A big bug appeared!Miss Joy is a nurse at the elf center not a hospital nurse!Remedy: Well, Ms. Joy of the hospital is a retired senior from the Elf Center. With her superb nursing skills, she occasionally works part-time in the city's hospital!Well, that's it!This reason... I believe it anyway! (covers face and runs away)