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()Chapter 46 Laughter exudes copper stink (2)

"Nightclub" started in anticipation.

"Nightclub" is not affiliated with any film group, company (or studio). It is a film produced by Zhang Yi himself, and even written and directed by himself. In a sense, it belongs to "du li film".Therefore, in the opening scene of "Nightclub", there is no company logo, only four words: Zhang Yi's work!

As soon as the four words of Zhang Yi's work came out, there was no applause, cheers, or even some disdainful ridicule. A new director, but he has written the scripts of several blockbuster films. It is his first time to direct a film, and it is actually the first to appear. It is these four words.

"The next time I make a movie, I will also write the words 'Wang Jing's works'!" Wang Jing saw it and said immediately, "If you dare to do this, then I am more qualified."

Zhang Yi ignored Wang Jing and looked at Zhou Huimin next to him.

On the big screen, it has already begun. The first thing that appears is Tang Xiaolian, played by Hong Gu, is taking inventory of the goods. In the original version, it is just a silent recitation, but here, Zhang Yi once nakedly placed an advertisement.Ever since, Aunt Hong reported the names of several products in a row, and at the same time gave a shot of which products.

This ad is not expensive.When it is estimated that no one is going to advertise.But at this time, Li Junwei had a crush on Tang Xiaolian, and it showed through some subtle actions.

Wu Yaohan is a guest star of the very busy policeman, of course his dialogue will not be too busy.He came to the supermarket to sell drinks, so Zhang Yi made another change.

"Tang Xiaolian, what drink is better? Recommend one!" The policeman said after complaining about the freezer.

"xxx, that drink is good. It's refreshing and delicious, and it has a refreshing effect. You should try it!" Hong Gu at the cashier said casually.

This advertisement is somewhat obvious, and the price is relatively higher.

The realm of the police is very ordinary, but he left the big brother in his hand in the freezer, which foreshadowed the plot to follow.

The police left, and Zhu Liao, played by Zhang Weijian, walked in with dancing steps accompanied by explosive music.It is estimated that the Walkman in 83 is probably on the shoulders, and Zhang Yi directly made the soundtrack here.

"You know? It's going to be hot, buddy, it's going to be hot!"

This statement by Zhang Weijian was extremely comical. After the dubbing, the explanation of his identity was a trick, and the audience would smile heartily when he played either a dead body or a passer-by.

And when Zhu Liao left, he got the stockings, and Zhang Yi directly reported the brand of the stockings.

Up to now, the audience is still not aware of this, even the directors and producers in the film industry have not noticed it.

Zhu Liao left, and He Sanshui, played by Fa Ge, appeared on the stage. His appearance instantly killed everyone. Although everyone had seen Fa Ge's appearance in the trailer and had some preparations, when they saw it, it seemed that they were still Some couldn't accept it, and some viewers, especially some female viewers, directly lost their ladylike disguise and cursed.

Xu Wenqiang was turned into a bald and tarnished uncle by the director. Uncles can bear it, aunts can't bear it, men can bear it, women can't bear it!

In the theater, there was some noise. Hearing his fans scolding Zhang Yi, Brother Fa got up and seemed to want to say something, but was stopped by Zhang Yi.

Cursed and vented a bit, but did not leave, still watching.And here, He Sanshui bought cigarettes, and Zhang Yi placed an advertisement.

"What else?" Tang Xiaolian said impatiently.

"Mom packs cigarettes!" He Sanshui said with some resentment.

"What smoke?"

“Cheap and good!”

"XX cigarettes are cheap and good!"

After buying cigarettes, because of the smoking problem in the supermarket, there was a conflict, and then Zheng Zeshi came in wearing a hood, and Fa Ge and Fa Ge caused a burst of laughter in the theater on the issue of money grabbing and billing.

And then, because she mistakenly believed that Tang Xiaolian was calling the police, she smashed the phone, only to realize that she had misunderstood, and she was calling the proprietress.The expressions of the four of them, especially Fa Ge's He Sanshui's stupefied face with a little regret, immediately caused another burst of laughter in the theater.But more people want to laugh, but they can't laugh, holding back.

At this moment, Zhu Liao rushed into the supermarket with stockings on his head, took a small knife, and shouted "robbery". After Li Junwei and Tang Xiaolian were dumbfounded, He Sanshui looked at Zhu Liao with anger and disdain. and the knife in his hand.

And Zhu Liao and Tire's eyes met, and the ensuing conversation aroused laughter again, and the person who was holding back just now burst into laughter.Then Zhu Liao opened the freezer door like a supermarket door, bumped his head against the freezer and passed out, which also caused a burst of laughter.

When He Sanshui and the other two shut Li Junwei and the others into the office of the proprietress, and saw the jukebox inside, He Sanshui immediately saw the figure of the proprietress singing.And the singing voice is the same as the original version, and the "Sweet Honey" version does not pay back.Of course, here Zhang Yi will naturally not let go of the placement of advertisements.

The jukebox, that is, the karaoke machine, was a cassette tape recorder in the early days. In the late 70s, with the interview of the video recorder, it was upgraded to display images and lyrics at the same time, making it easier to follow the rhythm and lyrics.

However, this advertisement did not ask for money, because Zhang Yi is the merchant.Zhang Yi knows that ktv will become popular in later generations, and now Hong Kong has huge market potential in this area, so Zhang Yi will naturally not let it go.

Moreover, Zhang Yi is planning to open ten or eight KTVs in Xiangjiang, but this requires not only funds, but also black and white relationships.Funds may be insufficient to open ten or eight, but one or two is still enough.It's a pity that Zhang Yi has nothing to do with black and white, and this matter is just an idea.

"If you don't pay back the money, I just won't pay back the money! If you don't pay back the money, if you don't pay back the money, I just won't pay back the money!"

This voice is sung in Mandarin, and it imitates Teresa Teng's voice, which sounds very similar.

"Here, is this sung by Ms. Deng?" Zhong Yanhong listened and looked at Zhang Yi in surprise.

"No! Uncle Zhan asked someone to imitate it." Zhang Yi smiled and said.

"Won't cause trouble?" Hong Gu said worriedly.

"Ayi, I'm afraid there will be no trouble!" Wang Jing said with a smile.

The song is written by an Indonesian folk song. Even if there is trouble, wrangling will only increase the popularity of the movie.Therefore, Fatty Wang said this.

Later, Fatty Hong came on stage, and the actress Hu Huizhong who played against him was pulled by Hong Jinbao.

"Eat mine, drink mine, have sex with other women in front of me! Are you still human?"

This sentence directly defines Fatty Hong's cameo role. Using the words in the movie, it is: Inhumane!

While the audience was being treated coquettishly by Hong Jinbao's "Little Pepper" and Lei's outer scorching but inner tenderness, He Sanshui and Tire were regarded as disabled people. The expressions of the four made the audience burst into laughter.

And when He Sanshui was outside, in the office, Li Junwei woke up Zhu Liao with instant noodles, here Zhang Yi naturally placed the advertisement again without hesitation, but at that time the audience was in Zhu Liao's coma, confused There was constant laughter, especially when the tires came in and then changed their words when they were on the phone, which caused a burst of laughter.

"Hey, Director Zhang, I think Guanwen is more suitable for the role of He Sanshui, and intercalation is also fine. Yes, I've been too busy recently, too busy!"

Amidst the laughter, people seem to have forgotten that Zhang Yi's movie has so many advertisements that the whole movie stinks of money!

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