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()Chapter 47 Laughter exudes copper stink (3)

The crown text is more suitable, and the intercalation hair is also acceptable!

There is a kind of complaint and irony from Zhang Yi in this sentence.In the words, Zhou Runfa was suspected of being used as a backup.But adding the last sentence is a satire on Xu Guanwen's refusal of Zhang Yi's words that he had to leave first.

What's more, when Zhang Yi invited Fa Ge to play He Sanshui, he had already stated that he was looking for Xu Guanwen first.

Of course, those viewers naturally don't understand the truth.In the movie circle, Fa Ge still has those four words on his head, but Xu Guanwen is different. The movies he starred in are still very popular.

Guanwen is more suitable, and intercalated hair is also acceptable.Although there are some suspicions of being a spare tire, it also means to compare the two.And the current Brother Fa, compared with Xu Guanwen in the movie circle, is probably not close.

Cen Jianxun made a cameo appearance wearing an explosive headgear. Because of a straw, he uttered a bunch of inferences, and finally made a conclusion:

"I feel that my words have touched your souls. I don't need to say more, my lawyer will tell you!"

This sentence caused a burst of laughter, and some of the audience laughed and cursed: "A straw is so fussy, does this kind of person have a lawyer?"

Next, when He Sanshui persuaded Tire to take off the headgear, there was also an advertisement placement, and it was an advertisement placement without restraint.Because, the magazine that Tire read, secretly took, and He Sanshui said was a pornographic magazine.

During this period, He Sanshui also uttered a lot of classic words, why not:

The current situation is very serious!

If you wear a mask, you will prevent terrorism!

Of course, He Sanshui's persuasion failed, and in the end it was resolved by force.And when Tire took off his mask, everyone saw that it was Fatty Zheng who played Tire.And among them, it also explained why the two of them had to go back to the supermarket to ask for the bill.However, as He Sanshui said, it was a little different from what they thought.

He Sanshui asked Li Junwei to count the things eaten by the tires, and of course the advertisement placement was indispensable. Of course, the audience still didn't realize it, they just thought that He Sanshui was not a bad person.

In the office, the boring tire started to sing karaoke. Of course, the song is not the original version of "Two Butterflies", but corresponds to the non-repayment version of "Sweet Honey" sung by the proprietress just now.

The song is what Zhang Yi heard on the Internet before, it's the money-paying version of "Friends"!

"Friend, friend, have you ever thought of me, that year, you borrowed my money, please return it to me! Return it to me!"

These days, Waichang has not yet been born, or it has not spread. First, there is a non-repayment version of "Sweet Honey", and now there is a repayment version of "Friends", which is undoubtedly eye-catching.The previous one was an adaptation.But this time, it is completely original, at least in the eyes of others, it is Zhang Yi's original.

Of course, it's a bit shabby to sing!

"This song is good. When you go out to ask for bills, play this song first. After playing, if you don't pay back the money, you'll cut the fuck off! Let those people know that you are a gentleman, aren't you? ?”

One of the audience members of the mixed club said to the people around him.

"But brother, shouldn't you be able to buy this song?" The person next to him said.

"If you can't buy it, you can't sing!"

The man said angrily.

Fortunately, Zhang Yi didn't hear these words, otherwise the expression on his face must be wonderful.

Later, Tang Xiaolian, played by Hong Gu, used her wit to write a note to ask Li Junwei to report to the police, but it turned out to be a false alarm.

"Brother, can you sing a pop song?"

"Now the most popular songs are Zhang Yi's songs."

"I'm blind, what a good seedling. It's ruined, it's over, it's a pity, God is jealous of talents!"

It doesn't matter whether Zhang Yi's song is popular or not, the important thing is that the next song makes people have an urge to splurge.

The music is so beautiful, but the lyrics are a bit painful, and it's still a crooked singing of the money-paying version!

when a slap hits your face

I think you're about to change

cheated me of all my bills and house

went to someone else's bed

close your eyes and see the bank

that's where my money is kept

I avoid countless beautiful girls

turned out to be a lamb in your mouth

For you I become poor

For you desperately repay the debt

Because you don't have thick clothes

sing for you

can you pay me back

我 在 佛前 苦苦求 几千 年

If you don't pay me back I'm going to court

I hope you can avenge me...

Outside, Zhang Yi and Zhou Huimin made cameo appearances, Li Junwei's classmates, two bedrooms, two cars, and a woman, this undoubtedly makes people envious and jealous, but it's a pity that it's all an illusion, otherwise they wouldn't just slip away.

In order to comfort Li Junwei, He Sanshui played this part extremely brilliantly, especially the part that imitated the lines of Xiao Ma in "The True Story of Heroes".

"I have been waiting for more than two months, just to wait for an opportunity. I want to fight for it, not to prove how great I am. I want everyone to know that I must get back what He Sanshui lost!"

Of course, it definitely doesn't look like "The True Heroes" here, but it has a very comic effect, although "The True Heroes" has not yet come out.After that, when he heard that no money was given, Brother Fa's expression was extremely wonderful, especially the voice of swallowing his saliva, which made people couldn't help but laugh.The close-up shots fully set off Fa Ge's acting skills.

In the original movie, there is a song "Nunchaku", which is naturally changed here, and it is replaced with the song "I Will Love When I Die" in Zhang Yi's album.

Zhang Weijian and Zheng Zeshi yelled at the top of their voices, but they couldn't get up, so there was naturally some comedy effect.And when the tires are electrocuted, the original sound comes out and supports it, which is even more comical.

Outside, He Sanshui was bargaining with Li Junwei to discuss the issue of compensation. Zhu Liao showed up holding an electric baton to show off his power. The audience was actually a little worried about why Sanshui. For him, it's not worth it.

But when He Sanshui, played by Fa Ge, looked disdainful, put a longer electric baton in his pocket, and pressed Zhu Liao's stomach, a few close-ups came, showing He Sanshui, Li Junwei, Tang Xiaolian, and others. With Zhu Liao, the expressions of the four of them made people laugh.But I felt that I couldn't laugh, and I was a little depressed.I secretly exclaimed in my heart.

"Only you can sing Zhang Yi's song? Are you the most popular? Alright, then sing Zhang Yi's "Conquer" to me, kneel down and sing it to me five hundred times!"

Zhu Liao, the tireless ambition, forced him to sing "Conquer", and he was still kneeling, holding the rope with both hands.

But at this time, the president of the record company, who played a guest role in Huang Zhan, came on stage, with a cool outfit, accompanied by two bodyguards wearing sunglasses and suits, and those two bodyguards were very famous, and they were Cheng Long and Yuen Biao.

Because the door was not closed properly, the singing came out, causing Huang Zhan to open the door forcibly.And what I saw was Zhang Weijian kneeling and singing "Conquer".

conquered by you like this

my face is over

My dignity is buried

......

Grab a business card and almost do it.It is not the first time this technique has appeared in close-ups of each other, but it has appeared so many times in a movie, which undoubtedly shows that the shooting technique is different from other people's movies.

Huang Zhan held the name tag in Zhang Jianwei's hand, then smiled, and said, "I like your voice very much. The company recently cooperated with the TV station to hold a music talent show "The Voice" and invited Xu Guanjie, Luo Wen, Zhen Ni, and Xu Xiaofeng are the tutors. If you are interested, you may become a student of one of the four of them? This is a rare opportunity, remember to participate!"

"Jiayi Records Co., Ltd. CEO Huang Zhan! That guy is Huang Zhan! I've heard of it." Zheng Zeshi took the business card and said immediately.

"Okay! I met Bole!"

"This time buddy is really going to be popular!" With a crying voice, it is ready-made contrast with the previous "buddy is going to be popular this time".

This ad placement is somewhat obvious.Shao Daheng was the first to react, followed by Zou Daheng and others.But their moods are completely different.

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