teach me how not to be the police

()July is the school holiday, and I will graduate from the Provincial Public Security College. I want to bid farewell to college life. My heart is full of nostalgia. It is nostalgia for college life, and it is also full of expectations. , I can finally end my life as a preparatory police officer, I can finally start a new chapter in my life, and I can set sail.

As we are about to graduate, the teacher has also relaxed the management of us. Although the team captain, instructor, etc. still insist on going to work in their office every day, they still go around in each dormitory, and they still see us. The students maintain a serious appearance, but their attitudes have changed a lot compared to before. They no longer stare at you every day whether you wear Jing uniforms, no longer stare at your clean and tidy housework, and no longer look at whether your quilt is stacked or not. into tofu cubes.

In the evening, the eight of us in the dormitory decided to get together and have a good celebration.

In the small restaurant in front of the school, we sat around a table.

The squad leader Ah Hua said: "Brothers, we came here from all over the world three years ago. At that time, we were strangers and did not know each other. In the past three years, we have loved each other like brothers, shared weal and woe, lived together every day, slept in the same room, and grew up together. During this period, there were quarrels and disputes, but more happiness, brotherhood, and friendship; now, we have to go our separate ways, go far and wide, and embark on a new journey. For this reason, I propose , although we say we can’t get drunk tonight, but we must have fun eating, having fun, and drinking well but not too much. Brothers, how are you?”

"Okay!" Everyone said in unison, "Drink well but not down!" They all laughed.

Ah Gang, who was in the lower berth, took out a pack of cigarettes from his body, and shared one with each of them.Artest, who can't smoke, also held the cigarette in his mouth. After taking two puffs, he coughed and his face flushed.

"Ah Tai, after three years, you still don't know how to smoke." Ah Gang said.

Artest eased his cough, and then said, "My family is poor, so it is not easy for me to study. Where can I have spare money to buy cigarettes? It's not like your family is rich, and you usually buy cigarettes to smoke secretly. Don't worry, wait for me After work, I have to learn to smoke first."

Class monitor Ah Hua: "You are too hopeless, the first thing you do at work is to learn how to smoke!"

"Brother, brother, you don't know, every time I see you smoking, I actually feel itchy! But I can't keep smoking your cigarettes, so I endure it and say no to smoking! When I work, I will have money Yes, of course I have to learn to smoke." Artest explained.

"What's unforgettable about your three years of college life?" Apo asked.

"I'll talk first, I'll talk first." A Ping rushed to say.

"The most memorable thing for me is the incident of being arrested when I came back late after watching the video." A Ping continued.

At that time, school life was very monotonous. We played cards on weekend nights, but playing cards every weekend would be meaningless if we played too much, so we decided to watch videos together.The school stipulates that the lights must be turned off at ten o'clock in the evening, and the school gate is locked after ten o'clock, and no entry or exit is allowed.

Some boys will ask, if you come back before ten o'clock, you will have nothing to do, won't you have no problems?

We also want to be back before ten o'clock, okay?But the very, very important thing is that the owner of the video hall does not show the video of the third-grade film before ten o'clock, saying that he is afraid of being investigated by the police station.He nnd, he has to wait until after twelve o'clock to show the tertiary movie!Do you think we can be back by ten o'clock?Can we come back?

We are working hard, we will rush over after dinner.The video hall is full every night, so I have to go early to get a good position, because I am afraid that if I go late, I won’t be able to grab a good position and miss the wonderful scene; let’s save money. It costs three yuan to watch a video, and sometimes there are good movies , the boss still needs to charge one or two yuan temporarily, this is our meal for one or two meals; we are worried, because we are also reserve police officers. ah.We are also very persistent. In the twelfth lunar month, our feet are numb from the cold, and we don’t go back even if we yawn endlessly; Coupled with the wind from the deadly electric fan above the head, how can it cool off the heat?However, even though we were sweating all over our bodies, even if it was extremely hot, we persisted and would not leave until we saw the film.

Therefore, when Ah Ping talked about watching the video, the crowd immediately became excited and everyone was full of joy.

Aping went on to say: "Do you remember the incident when we were collectively arrested?"

"Remember, how can this be forgotten?" We all said with a smile.

"That night, did we come back at two o'clock?" A Ping recalled.

"At 2:[-]." Ah Xian said.

The past is vivid in our eyes, floating into our eyes like a movie.

After watching the video, we talked about the plot, full of excitement, and passed through the school next door, climbed over the wall and entered the hospital. How could the low wall stop us from training every day!We have trained so many times, it is not a piece of cake for us!

However, as soon as all eight of us turned over into our school yard, the trainer was like a leopard that had been hunting for a long time. When he saw the prey coming out, he rushed out immediately and shouted, "Stop, all of you!" 'As soon as we heard the instructor's voice, we all stopped quickly.In this way, we were caught by the trainer; in this way, we became the prey caught by the trainer.well!

He stood us in a row, as usual.Then, he held the flashlight, and the bright light slid across our faces one by one. As the light moved, the instructor said, "Apo, Aping, Atai, Agang, Aliu, Afu, Axian, monitor Ah Hua is also here, so all of you in dormitory 119 are here, where are you Eight Immortals going so late? Did the Queen Mother treat you? Why didn’t he invite me for his treat?”

"We couldn't sleep, so we went to the street and turned around to see if we could catch any bad guys?" Hua replied.

A Ping looked at the class monitor and said, "Ah Hua, did you answer like that at the time? I found that you are so talented and reacted so quickly."

Ah Hua nodded with pride on his face.

"As a reserve police officer, you can think about serving the people so early, and take to the streets in the middle of the night to maintain the law and order in the provincial capital. I admire your behavior and value your enthusiasm. You have worked hard. But I am grateful Angry." The instructor said.

I knew that so many good things have been said before, there must be but.This is the consistent style of the instructor.

"I'm angry because, as the current preparatory police officer, the future people's police, you went out late at night to catch thieves, but you didn't catch a single thief, but now I caught you. Don't you blush? Are you ashamed? Have you reflected on it?" No matter whether you have or not, anyway, I reflected on it: Is our school, an institution that specializes in training police officers, educating such talents? Is it educating talents who are caught by others as soon as they make a move? That’s not the case The failure and misery of our education?"

As soon as the instructor said this, we wished we could find a crack in the ground and get in. Our faces turned red all of a sudden, from panic to redness.

"I don't care what you go out to do, but I ask you to remember one thing, you will be the people's police in the future, you must look like a policeman, do things cleanly, and wipe your ass clean! In the future, you will face a lot of competition. I am a perpetrator who is shrewd and a thousand times more cunning than me, if it is like this, how do you fight? How do you compete? How do you solve the case?" The instructor said seriously.

We also look serious and reflect deeply.

"That's all for today. Go back and think about what I said. Everyone will send a review to my office tomorrow. Now go back to sleep!" The trainer finally finished his lecture.

We ran back to the dormitory in a hurry, and got under the quilt after washing. We were frightened just now, and we couldn't sleep for a while, so we started discussing immediately.

The monitor, A Hua, spoke first, "We really lost our way today, the whole army was wiped out! This is the shame of 119! This is the shame of our Eight Immortals!" After speaking, he sighed softly again.

"Do you still want to watch this video?" Apo said.

This is a very real question, and everyone has their own opinions.

"Look, why don't you watch it? Every time you play cards, it's annoying, but watching the video is fun and exciting!" Ah Fu said.

"I also think we should watch it. You can't be too scared to watch it just because you were arrested this time. It's like a preparatory police officer!" Ah Xian said.

"There are difficulties, we have to face them! ** taught us: we have to overcome all difficulties, continue to watch the video!" I also said.

Everyone laughed and the atmosphere became lively. Some even got up and sat on the edge of the bed.

The following things are to discuss how not to be caught.

A Ping's voice: "Send something to the trainer so that he can spare us?"

"Do you have money? If you have money, please let us eat, if you have money, please let us watch videos?" Ah Xian immediately rejected this plan.

A Ping was silent, and as soon as he spoke about the plan, he had a miscarriage before discussing it.

"Let me tell you a plan, let's see if it works?" Ahua said.

"It's definitely not possible to turn over the gate. The guard on guard is smarter than a ghost. He will come out as soon as there is a noise. He guards us like a thief every day. There is no other way. We have to continue to turn over the courtyard wall, and it is from the beginning. Turning over where the trainer catches us is called getting up from where we fell." Ahua began to talk about the plan.

"Aren't you looking for arrest?" Apo said.

"Listen to me." Ah Hua said, and Ah Po immediately shut up.

"We can't climb over the courtyard wall so recklessly. Let's throw stones to ask for directions first, and see if there is any response. If there is no response, we will arrange one person to climb in first, and the others will wait." Ahua continued to talk about the plan.

"Then who is the person who climbed over the wall first? Whoever climbs over the wall first will be unlucky! I won't climb over the wall first!" Ah Gang said.

"One person at a time, take turns, it's fair." Artest said.

"It's a good idea, it seems to have a taste." Aping said.

"The person who turned over into the yard first investigates and investigates, finds out the situation, and after confirming that there is no danger, he learns how to bark like a dog. The people behind him turned in when they heard the barking dog. Isn't everyone safe in this way?" Hua said .

"Tall, really tall." It seemed that everyone agreed with this idea.

"What if the investigator didn't figure out the situation?" Ah Fu asked.

"What else can I do, do the sanitation of the dormitory for a week!" Ahua said, everyone finally agreed to this plan, and he didn't want to have a miscarriage because of this trivial matter.

"I think there is one more thing to add. He will pay for watching the video next time." Ah Gang said.

Everyone laughed again.

"Okay, okay, now that we've discussed everything, it's getting late, so let's go to bed, and we have to write a review tomorrow!" Hua said.

Thinking of the review, everyone fell silent and went to sleep.

After that, we came back late after watching the video, and we were never arrested again. ;