teach me how not to be the police

() Everyone is still reminiscing about watching the video, Ah Hua said, "Don't think about it, the food is here, let's eat!"

"Will you drink beer or liquor today?" Ah Fu asked.

"Why do you still drink beer? You are about to graduate and drink baijiu!" Ah Xian's voice said. He is a mountain native who likes to drink baijiu, and he is also very good at drinking baijiu.

"I drink beer." Ah Ping said weakly.

"Beer is your head, drink liquor! You drink beer every time, beer is more expensive than liquor, don't you know? Is our little money enough for you to drink beer with your belly open?" Apo's voice.

"Ah Ping, you can also drink white wine." I persuaded.Apping nodded.

"Boss, serve liquor." Artest said.

The boss rushed up and said, "Oh, police officers, the leaders of your school specially greeted each of our small shops, telling you not to drink liquor, for fear of getting drunk."

"There are so many of us, just two bottles, okay?" Ahua said.

The boss looked up at us and saw that there were eight people. Two bottles should be no problem, so he said, "Only two bottles?"

"Only two bottles!" Ah Hua affirmed.

"That's good." The boss went down and brought up two bottles of white wine.

The food is here, the wine is here, and the official drinking begins.

The atmosphere at the wine table was lively, as usual, everyone was talking, bragging, drinking liquor, and soon, the two bottles of wine were gone.

"Boss." Ah Hua called again.

The boss ran up again, "Police officer, what's the matter?"

"Two more bottles of white wine." Ahua said.

"Didn't I agree, just two bottles of liquor? Don't hurt me, okay, if you drink too much, the school won't let me run this shop next year." The boss grumbled.

"Boss, we won't drink too much. We have drank four bottles before, and we have never been drunk. Just pretend that we are from other schools, and just say we don't know each other. In fact, you don't know us either. , right?" I said.

The boss nodded, as a default.

"Besides, this is our graduation party. Just this time, we may not see each other for many years. It's rare that we are all happy. You can take two more bottles." I said.

The boss looked at me, thought for a while, and said, "I'll take two more bottles to make you happy. If you drink too much, don't say you drink it from me."

"Okay, no problem." I replied.

The two bottles of wine came up quickly, and the wine was also full.

However, I feel that the atmosphere is not right, no one talks, no one drinks.

"It's over? Didn't you say you want to drink? I called up, why don't you drink?" I asked.

Ah Fu's eyes turned red, his nose twitched, and he began to cry, first softly, then loudly.

When he cried, he cried a lot.

The boss ran up in a hurry, "Did you drink too much?"

Ah Hua waved his hands and said without raising his head: "It's okay, you go down." The boss went down after seeing that no one was drunk.

"Why are you crying? You look like a girl. It's not about life and death. We both work in the public security system, so we're afraid we won't have the chance to meet?! Stop crying and drink!" I said.

Still no one raised a glass.

"Okay, then I said something wrong just now. I shouldn't have brought up this topic. I touched your sensitive nerves and fragile hearts. I was wrong, okay? I will drink a glass of wine as a fine." After finishing speaking, I picked up The wine glass dries up in one gulp.

I filled the wine again, held the glass in my hand, stood up, and said, "I also apologized just now, and I will hold the glass again, whoever doesn't drink is not my brother!"

This was so useful that everyone stood up immediately.

Ah Hua also regained his composure, "Aliu is right, we shouldn't cry, we should be happy, happy, and cheers to our future! Cheers to friendship!"

The atmosphere became lively again, and for the rest of the time, we talked and laughed, and no one mentioned the topic of parting again, for fear of causing sadness again.You hug me, I hug you, you give me a toast, I toast you a glass, talking and drinking, it seems that there are endless topics to talk about.

At the end of the banquet, the wine was over, and it was already late at night.

We supported each other and went back to school.

This time, we didn't turn over the courtyard wall, and went back to the school directly through the gate.When passing the school gate, the gate guards who usually check every student entering and leaving seriously like soldiers, saw us coming, and immediately opened the gate.

Seeing that we were obviously drinking too much, he didn't ask or say anything, as if we were transparent, and directly ignored our existence, turned his face to one side, and didn't even look at us.We deliberately walked up to him, stopped for a while, and looked around him. Apo said, "Brother, it's hard work for you to be on guard so late. Do you want to smoke?"

He didn't pay attention to Abo, and didn't even look at us. He raised his eyes high and looked at the sky. When I looked up, the sky was dark.What's so good about it!

We laughed and left proudly.

When we passed the toilet, we all went in, and the smell of alcohol was so strong inside. The urinal was full of vomit, and we all smiled heartily. This must be the masterpiece of our district team students.After urinating quickly, we escaped from the toilet.

Back in the bedroom, we didn't bother to wash and went straight to bed.

The topic unfolded again.

"In the past three years, what I suffered the most was that I didn't fall in love." A Ping said.

"If you fell in love, I guess you wouldn't go to watch tertiary movies." Ahua's voice was teasing.

Aping laughed.

"It's not good to go to the police school, you are not allowed to fall in love." I also said.

"Even if the school asks you to fall in love, who do you talk to? We have too many monks here! How many women are there in our district team? How many are eight? How many men are there? How about 32? One to four, how do you talk? ?” Ah Fu said.

Under the influence of alcohol, this topic spread rapidly.

"Of course it's with our dormitory. Our Eight Immortals, and the Seven Immortals add one more, just right." Apo's voice.

Everyone roared with laughter.

"Squad leader, I think Ajuan is very interesting to you. She came to our rented house to look for you if she has nothing to do?" Axian's voice.

"Don't talk nonsense, we are in a working relationship." A Hua quickly defended.

"Who are you lying to? It's just your work relationship? She is a district committee member, and she has a fart work relationship with you, a small squad leader." Ah Xian was merciless.

"Brother, you have to hurry up. If you don't confess your love, you won't have a chance." I said quickly.

"Hey, three years have passed, and you still confess your love! Don't talk about me, Apo, how is your hot girl and you?" A Hua changed the subject.

"What my hot girl?" Apo was wary.

"What are you pretending to be, girl from Sichuan, Boda?" Ahua said.

"I have nothing to do with her. I just play badminton with her sometimes. Don't think about that." Abo hurriedly explained.

"Play badminton with her? We asked you to play badminton, why don't you go?" Ah Gang said.

"Then I don't have time." Apo explained again.

"You have time to play badminton when you are with the hot girl. If we call you, you will have no time. You really value sex over friends!" Ah Gang asked back.

"Okay, Apo." Artest joked.

"From your height, she returned to Sichuan after graduation. We are far apart, how can we go from here?" Abo said.

All of a sudden, fell into silence again.The few of us secretly rejoiced that we didn't fall in love, otherwise this graduation season would be so uncomfortable.

After a while of silence, I heard snoring and fell asleep.

After that, we were busy saying goodbye to our classmates and fellow villagers every day, and we were busy saying goodbye to our teachers and packing our luggage, so we never got together again.

A few fellow villagers also set up a table of wine to see me off. Every year our fellow villagers welcome the new and send off the old. This is the rule.I didn't drink much that day.

I also took the time to go to the corners of the campus and the riverside where I had wandered many times. ;