Merry Boy

"Twenty?" With his eyes wide open, Zhao Dahu glanced at the two fruit knives on the counter that were not too long and not too sharp, then raised his head to look at Aunt Sun with a complicated expression, and frowned Asked, "Aunt Sun, are you blackmailing me?"

"I hate you jb." Glaring at Zhao Dahu fiercely, Aunt Sun gritted her teeth angrily, the cannon on her chest fluctuated wildly, teasing the kid in front of her, swallowing her saliva, "Do you love me?" Whether you want it or not, twenty."

Looking at the deadly cannonball on Aunt Sun's chest, Zhao Dahu gulped down his saliva, and then said casually, "Why are you blackmailing me!?"

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The two were speechless for a while.

Since Zhao Dahu had been focusing on the two jumping white rabbits on Aunt Sun's chest just now, even though he heard her words just now, he hadn't thought about it.

Just like that, Zhao Dahu followed his stinking mouth and just said one sentence. As soon as the words fell, he came back to his senses. Under the embarrassment, he had to apologize quickly, "I'm sorry, Aunt Sun, I, I have no other meaning, I really... ..."

"Okay, don't talk about it." Waving her hands, Aunt Sun interrupted Zhao Dahu's words, glared at him coldly, and said angrily, "You and your aunt opened and shut your mouth, this time, Whatever you say, I will also tell your father, let him teach you a good lesson, hum!"

"It's not Aunt Sun, that j..." Zhao Dahu, who had said it again, saw Aunt Sun's stern look, and quickly stopped his words. After careful adjustment in his mind, he continued, "I mean, you said this dirty word first?"

"Me?" Mei Mou stared, seeing Zhao Dahu nodding non-stop, then Aunt Sun remembered, because she usually quarreled with men when she was in a hurry, and when she quarreled, it was useless to scold him for being a jerk, the reason why, now she had no intention I have already formed a hobby that is a bit like spoken language.

"Uh." After coughing dryly, Aunt Sun straightened her breasts, looked at Zhao Dahu quickly, and said quickly, "Even if Aunt Sun said it first, you can't return it, you know?" Don’t you know seniors?”

"This..." Lowering his head slightly, Zhao Dahu became a little irritable at this time. Although his father had a kind face, but when he got angry, it was called a fucking domestic violence. If he knew that his son said jb to Aunt Sun Two words, it is estimated that he will speak with a big mouth.

Besides, Aunt Sun was still the goddess he had been supporting since he was young. Thinking of this, Zhao Dahu couldn't help swallowing his saliva, then raised his head, and said with a naive smile to Aunt Sun who looked a little weird, "That Aunt Sun, look at this Well, you were the one who said the swearing first, and then I put it up. In this matter, both of us are at fault. In my opinion, don’t tell my father. I apologize to you. Okay?"

You bastard, if this doesn't work, I'll pick up the knife on the counter and stab you to death, and then I'll rape you, and fuck you a hundred times!

"There's no need to apologize, I don't need to tell your father, but I have one condition." Aunt Sun gave Zhao Dahu a wink, her face full of ecstasy.

"En?" Seeing Aunt Sun's mysterious expression, Zhao Dahu frowned, his eyes fluctuated, and he thought to himself: She, what does she mean by this?

Just when Zhao Dahu was still puzzled, Aunt Sun sniffled her jade nose, coughed dryly, and said with a charming smile, "Since we talked about this black dick thing, why don't you let your little brother make auntie black, how?"

"Uh, this..." With his mouth half open, Zhao Dahu stared at Aunt Sun's seductive look, and said in his heart: Damn, it turns out that Aunt Sun is also a flirtatious bitch. , which is great.

"Why, Dahu, you don't want to?" Seeing Zhao Dahu's strange expression, Aunt Sun frowned, and then snorted coldly, "Tell you Dahu, if you don't agree, auntie, what will I say tonight?" Tell your father about it too."

"No, it's not." Damn it, I dream of being teased and teased by a young woman like you. After swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Zhao Dahu said quickly, "Aunt Sun, I didn't mean that, I meant that you didn't Are you kidding me?"

"Hey, are you kidding me, Auntie?" Pointing a slender finger at the bridge of his nose, and glaring at Zhao Dahu, Auntie quickly walked out of the counter, came to him, and stretched out her hand to his crotch. Grabbing, "Wow, Dumb, you are quite plump here."

Aunt Sun's fair little hand grasped even the cock and eggs, Zhao Dahu raised his brows and stared at him, while the weak little brother suddenly straightened up like a spear!

"Oh." Aunt Sun, who was startled by this sudden change, staggered back two steps, staring at Zhao Dahu's crotch with her beautiful eyes, she couldn't help covering her mouth and exclaiming, "Ah, Dumb, that guy is not small."

"Huh, let me tell you, I'm actually..." At this point, Zhao Dahu suddenly paused his words, rolled his eyes, and continued, "Aunt Sun, to tell you the truth, my second child is here. Among the friends I play with, that is the biggest!"

Damn, if you tell the story of Little Fifth Brother's eldest son, how can I, Zhao Dahu, survive in the future?

Taking a deep breath, Aunt Sun came to Zhao Dahu again, looked at the upright crotch, swallowed a mouthful of perfume, and said with a coquettish smile, "Dahu, your Uncle Sun has gone out to do errands these two days, Why don't you come to my place tonight, we..."

"Eh..." Rolling his eyes, Zhao Dahu nodded again and again, "Okay, no problem." Haha, I, Zhao Dahu, finally lost my virginity this time, even though it was my first time giving to a young woman, it was worth it Otherwise, if you come to wait for your beloved to lose their virginity, then you will have to pay a terrible price of time, and you can't wait for your physical needs!

.........

At around seven o'clock in the evening, Zhang Xiaowu had just finished dinner with his grandfather and was clearing the table when the phone rang in the living room, which didn't ring very often.

Jingle Bell……

"Hello." Picking up the phone and sticking it to his right ear, Zhang Xiaowu frowned slightly, with a puzzled look on his face. He and his grandfather had no relatives outside, and people in the village rarely called. Who could this guy be tonight? ?

"Hey, Brother Xiaowu is me, Dahu." There was a burst of distasteful words on the phone for Zhang Xiaowu.

Exhaling a long breath, Zhang Xiaowu rolled his eyes, and then asked coldly, "Damn, it's you, an idiot, that made me wonder for nothing, damn, what's the matter, hurry up Say, I'm afraid of radiation."

"Don't be angry, Brother Fifth, I have nothing to do, I just want you to lie for me." The voice from the phone was a little excited and mysterious.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaowu was taken aback for a moment, and after a while, he frowned and spoke angrily into the phone, "Damn, is it okay to lie to you? You..."

"Okay brother five, the phone bill is too expensive. To make a long story short, you call my home and tell my dad that I'm sleeping at home. It must be like this. Thank you in advance, bye." This disappears.

"No, you, hello, hello..." Zhang Xiaowu gritted his teeth when he heard the beeping sound inside, "Damn it, this idiot, I don't know where he went crazy again, rub it."

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Xiaowu frowned slightly, his eyes fluctuated, and he thought to himself: This Dumb seldom doesn't come home, this time, what important matter does he have?

Cough, forget it, listening to the tone of that kid, there must be something good, even more important than his life, heh, couldn't it be that he went to spend the night with Big Mouth Girl, right?

It doesn't make sense, Dumb doesn't like her very much, could it be that this guy can't stand loneliness anymore?Maybe, thinking of this, Zhang Xiaowu had no choice but to pick up the phone and dial Zhao Dahu's home...

Because Zhang Xiaowu had a very good relationship with Zhao Dahu, so his father didn't ask too much, just like that, this kid stayed outside mysteriously for a whole night.

The next day, after simply washing up and changing into a set of clean clothes, Zhang Xiaowu scratched his hair in front of the mirror, and at the same time murmured, "Damn, let your hair grow longer, next time Keep a handsome haircut."

After tidying up everything, Zhang Xiaowu took the extra five hundred yuan from his grandfather, and then rode on his own BMW and headed towards the outsider in the village. At the same time, he was still thinking about what the grandson Zhao Dahu was doing last night. What.

Arriving at the head of the village, Zhang Xiaowu looked at Zhao Dahu who was waving his hand not far ahead, snorted coldly, and murmured in a low voice, "Looking at his boy's state today, he must have really messed with a little girl last night."

"Morning, little brother five." Stepping into Zhang Xiaowu's rear seat swiftly, Zhao Dahu folded his hands in front of his chest, with a mysterious expression on his face, and the corners of his mouth were raised so high that it almost split open.

Riding the bicycle vigorously, Zhang Xiaowu looked ahead, coughed dryly, and asked quickly, "Hey, I said Dumb, where did you sleep last night, kid? Tell me the truth."

Sniffing proudly, Zhao Dahu laughed and said, "Guess."

"I guess you bastard, hurry up and tell me, or get off my BMW, it's fucking overloaded." After slashing at Zhao Dahu fiercely, Zhang Xiaowu cursed angrily.

"Uh." With a dry cough, Zhao Dahu took a deep breath of the morning air, and after he let it out slowly, he said unhurriedly, "Actually, I didn't do anything last night, just, I did some small things to help the heavens."

"Do justice for the sky?" Frowning, Zhang Xiaowu's eyes fluctuated, and he said in his heart: If there is a b, don't fuck, if you see a b, fuck it, do justice for the sky, me?