Merry Boy

"Dahu, you're good at it, have you lost your virginity?" Raising his eyebrows high, Zhang Xiaowu's expression was unbelievable. He didn't expect this idiot to lose his virginity so early. Damn, you can find eyes?

Sniffing proudly, Zhao Dahu shook his head and smiled, stretched his hands, and shouted, "Yes, I, Zhao Dahu, lost my virginity! Fuck, it's been 15 years, I'm not easy! Hahaha!!!..."

"Hey, shit, you sit down for me!" Because Zhao Dahu was too excited, Zhang Xiaowu was a little difficult to control his car for a while, and in anxiety, he could only stare and yell.

"Ah..." Closed his eyes slightly, stopped his body from fluctuating, Zhao Dahu breathed in the fresh air, kept shaking his head, and said softly, "Little Brother Wu, at that moment, I was really excited, like, It's like igniting chicken passion for one's own life, wow, when you go in, it's so comfortable."

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, before Zhang Xiaowu could speak, Zhao Dahu gestured with his hands, and continued, "You know, that feeling is completely different from our usual messing around, ah, it's like, My fire stick is like finding cool spring water, being washed by it, moistened by it, wrapped in it, this feeling..."

At this moment, Zhao Dahu realized that Zhang Xiaowu was staring at him with complicated eyes, and the bicycle had already stopped, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said with a naive smile, "Ah, that Xiaowu, I..."

After glaring at him, Zhang Xiaowu jumped out of the car, looked around for a while, and found no one, then turned to Zhao Dahu with a complicated expression, and said angrily, "Talk about it, now The evil fire in the body is burning, what do you think should be done?"

"Eh..." With his mouth half open, Zhao Dahu said with a dry smile, "I'm sorry, Brother Wu, or else I can give you a masturbation, so don't be angry."

"I'll hit you bastard!" Lightly hitting Zhao Dahu's still-healed head, Zhang Xiaowu glared and said, "It's not that I don't have long hands, just watch here, I Go and come." After finishing the words, he rushed to the woods below.

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Zhao Dahu pouted while rubbing his forehead lightly, "Damn, isn't it just talking, who knows that your evil fire is so strong, you can catch it as soon as you touch it."

In about seven or eight minutes, Zhang Xiaowu came out of the woods, glared at Zhao Dahu who kept his mouth shut, quickly stepped into the car, and continued on the road to the school.

"Hey, I said Dumb, who did you sleep last night?" Sniffing, Zhang Xiaowu asked with some doubts while riding hard on the bike.

With a smile, Zhao Dahu raised his head slightly, his eyes wrinkled slightly, and stared at the white clouds in the sky, as if the scene of his fierce battle with Aunt Sun last night appeared, so intoxicating, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and responded, "It's Aunt Sun."

"F*ck? Aunt Sun?" A cleverness almost led Zhao Dahu to the Western Paradise. Zhang Xiaowu exhausted all the strength in his body, finally managed to stabilize his BMW, and swallowed Saliva, continued to ask, "Dahu, is what you said true?"

"Cough, what did I lie to you for?" Sniffing proudly, Zhao Dahu closed his eyes, raised his head slightly, kept shaking, and said softly, "Ah, little fifth brother, you don't know, Aunt Sun If you live well, then it's fucking exciting, fuck me..."

"Fuck you, don't fucking talk about it." Turning his head, he glanced fiercely out of the corner of his eye. Zhao Dahu, who was making a fuss, turned around, Zhang Xiaowu's eyes wrinkled slightly, and he thought to himself: Although Aunt Sun She is average in length, but the two bombs on her chest can kill people. The old men who go to the supermarket to buy things are basically rushing to her deadly weapon.

"Damn it, Dahu, tell me quickly, how the hell did you hook up with Aunt Sun?" Although Aunt Sun has a hot body, she is usually a very serious host, and Zhao Dahu, an idiot, can fuck her gun?Zhang Xiaowu was very puzzled.

Coughing dryly, Zhao Dahu folded his hands in front of his chest, sniffled triumphantly, and replied with a smile, "I need to talk to you about this question, but the thing is actually like this..."

After listening to Zhao Dahu's detailed narration, the corner of Zhang Xiaowu's mouth twitched happily. He didn't expect his brother to have a way. However, this should be considered as shit luck.

"Hehe, I said Dahu, you really have a way. The woman your father loved once didn't get it, but in the end he let his son get it. Not bad." With a grin, Zhang Xiaowu slapped him haha.

"Cut." Glancing fiercely at the back of Zhang Xiaowu's head, Zhao Dahu folded his hands on his chest and said coldly, "This is called, father can't do it, son can do it, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each wave is higher than the next wave." , and finally slapped my dad on the beach."

With a haha ​​smile, Zhang Xiaowu nodded, almost bursting into tears, "You're right, you're right, but if your father hears this, I guess your father will end up in jail for domestic violence. "

"Damn, if you don't tell me, I won't tell you, the devil will know." Zhao Dahu pouted and said coldly after slashing at Zhang Xiaowu.

"Okay, okay, just kidding." With a long sigh, Zhang Xiaowu looked at the school not far ahead, heaved a sigh of relief, and continued, "Dahu, the two fruit knives you bought are on your body Is it?"

"Fuck me?" Zhao Dahu recalled after Zhang Xiaowu said that, slapped his head suddenly, and sighed, "Oh, I was too anxious when I came out in the morning, so I forgot the knife for a while, this, this His mother……"

"Okay, just forget it." Shaking his head helplessly, Zhang Xiaowu snorted coldly, "The fruit knife you bought is useless anyway, we are fucking self-defense, damn it It’s also because I bought it to cut apples, shit.”

"No, actually the quality of the knife is pretty good." Pouted, Zhao Dahu murmured softly, "Besides, I fed Aunt Sun enough last night, so she still gave me those two fruit knives for free."

"Okay, Black Dog and the others have been captured by the police. We don't need self-defense weapons for the time being. Let's talk about it later." Shaking his head, Zhang Xiaowu said seriously.

Frowning slightly, Zhao Dahu groaned for a moment, then said softly with a dignified expression, "Although the black dog and the others are no threat to us now, I'm afraid of Chen Feng and the others..."

"Chen Feng?" With a sneer, Zhang Xiaowu frowned, and said in a deep voice, "I don't think they dare to commit any criminal acts yet, don't worry."