The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-09

"Niu, is that animal settled yet? Hehe, with my daughter Zhuge Liang, Sister Lulu will give you advice in person, let alone a blind date animal, even a male dog in heat, I can help you He was so scared that he ran away with his tail between his legs. ( ·~ )" While Wang Chen was talking to Master Bi, Bi Beibei quietly made a phone call.

When the phone was connected, a triumphant voice rang out instantly. If Wang Chen was present, his eyes would drop in shock, because the girl who was talking was the girl Bao Lulu whom he felt utterly hurt.

Bi Beibei snorted softly and said, "Sister, I'm sorry to tell you that all your coups have failed."

"What?!" Bao Lulu's voice obviously raised several decibels, and she yelled inconceivably, "It's unscientific. Could it be that your cousin is also an idol brother who came out of the road, and when he meets you, he is considered a hooligan. Seeing a hooligan Both eyes are watery? Or, that cousin saw that you are a little pretty, so he is going to stick to you?"

"None." Bi Beibei repeated all the conversations between her and Wang Chen, and finally said helplessly: "You said that my aunt said that she was gay, but in the end he made a fool of me." Sister Lulu, you are so merciful and compassionate to the living Guanyin, do you have any flirtatious girls in your hands now, let my cousin deal with it first."

Bao Lulu was silent for a moment, and asked a little puzzled: "Bi Beibei, stop first, why am I a little confused now? What you mean is that your cousin is simply acting to cooperate with you, and then finally turned back Playing with you? It's unscientific, although your beauty is a bit worse than my sister Lulu, but there are still men who can resist coquettishness?"

Bi Beibei yelled angrily on the phone: "Bao Lulu, shut your crow's mouth, do you think I'm a coquettish woman like you who flirts every day? And we're familiar with each other, don't talk like that again." I blame my old lady for suing you for slander! What else do you think is better than my old lady besides big breasts?"

"Cut! What's the matter with big breasts? It's called talent, it's called strength. The ancients said that being handsome is not as good as having big breasts. As long as a woman has big breasts, she is not afraid to travel all over the world. A woman with small breasts like you will never be afraid." I will understand the pride of us women with big breasts. [~] To be honest, do you think your cousin thinks your breasts are too small, so he didn’t like you? Isn’t it rumored on the Internet now? Find a woman with big breasts, It is responsible for the next generation.”

"Find a man to play with, don't you agree that my cousin is Liu Xiahui who can sit still?"

Bao Lulu said disdainfully: "Come on, it's impossible for Liu Xiahui, but it's quite possible that you met that bastard who wrote novels. Do you think that all men nowadays are as unfeminine as my old lady's Tang Seng?"

"Tch, Humei, you talk about your Tang Monk every day, when will you pull your Tang Monk out for a while?"

"Hey, it's full of tears when I talk about it. Let's talk about it when I take it down." Bao Lulu sighed, her tone changed suddenly, and she asked rather lewdly: "Little girl, what happened to the animal? Don’t say it, just get ready and forget about it? This is obviously not in line with your style. Do you have any revenge plan? Let me tell you Lulu sister. ( ·~ )”

"That's all? Impossible!" Bi Beibei replied decisively, gnashing her teeth and said: "Usually it's my mother who takes advantage of others, when will it be someone else's turn to take advantage of my mother? Humei, you who have big breasts are welcome." Use your little brain and help me to be careful, or else you will go out and seduce that Ruhua from your school, and we will disgust him?"

"The method is very wretched, but it doesn't work. How about pretending to love you little girl, and then wait until your cousin falls in love with you fiercely before getting rid of him?" Bao Lulu was very wretched on the phone. I came up with a bad idea.

Bi Beibei hesitated for a moment and said, "Isn't this a bit too cruel?"

Bao Lulu said without blushing, "Yes, you have to be kind, if you push your sloppy cousin to stab your grandpa, it's not a big deal if your grandpa gets angry, if you Grandpa married you in a fit of anger, then you are really playing with fire, so you should find another way."

"You still have to think about how to hook up with your Tang Seng. According to your bad idea, I will probably have to count the money after being sold. You have big breasts and no brains. The ancients do not deceive me!" Bi Beibei deliberately pulled Said with a long sigh.

"Cut! Is it useful to have a smart brain with my mother's big breasts? You are smart and you will live with me for 8000 years. Otherwise, the standard will be lowered and you can find a man like Tang Seng who is like my mother for a blind date? Girl, it's not my mother." I make things difficult for you, women are as smart as goblins, none of them can live happily ever after!"

Bi Beibei was silent for a while, and when the silence was over, Ni said indifferently: "What do you know, sister, I now have an epiphany. In a woman's life, no matter if she lives to be a hundred years old or 20 years old, as long as she has loved vigorously, If you made a crazy scene once, it's not a waste of time to visit this world. Well, my grandpa and the others are probably coming out soon, so let's stop talking."

"Hey! Little girl, don't be so literary, okay? I can't accept such a strong setting for a while. Don't go too far, be careful when the time comes."

"Okay, I get it, Humei, sister hang up first."

"Hey! Girl, what are your plans? Talking about it will make my sister happy... Hey! Hey! Damn, are you really dead?" Bao Lulu stomped her feet angrily at the phone, and she hadn't finished speaking yet. Beibei hung up the phone decisively.Bao Lulu thought bitterly that the little goblin would definitely pretend to be cute now, but she was full of ghosts in her heart.

Bi Beibei is indeed pretending to be cute now, but he is a little confused in his heart, because he saw his grandfather talking with his cousin, with a bright smile on his face.

How long has it been since my grandfather laughed from the bottom of his heart like now?It seems to be picked up from my own memory. Every time my grandfather saw me, although he smiled on his face, the sadness between his brows never dissipated.Bi Beibei knew that her grandfather's sad face was due to herself, so when she saw her grandpa smiling like this, Bi Beibei suddenly had the urge to cry, and this urge came so violently that it almost made her cry.

"Beibei, don't stand there stupidly. Your cousin is going back. You can drive your cousin off later." Master Bi waved his hand, interrupting Bi Beibei from his reverie.

Bi Beibei took a deep breath, and said sweetly, "Okay, cousin, wait a moment."

After a while, a red Porsche stopped in front of Wang Chen, the door opened, and a faint fragrance came out from inside the car.

"Wang Chen, you have to remember what you promised me, haha, I'll give you three years, if you don't make it in three years, then don't blame us old guys for not showing respect." Before leaving When it was time, Master Bi did not forget to remind Wang Chen.

Wang Chen smiled awkwardly and said, "Master Bi, I will try my best, try my best."

Sitting in the car, Porsche is worthy of being the world's top car, and the smooth driving is actually a little more stable than walking.Wang Chen suddenly felt like a dream, Porsche, he actually sat in the legendary Porsche once.

With the spring breeze of reform, many so-called rules of not being born in hidden families have gradually been broken. Many hidden families have also started to operate some industries in the society. After all, people in hidden families also want to eat, sleep and find girls.But the younger generation of a family can drive a Porsche. I'm afraid it's not just about running some industries. Could it be that my blind date this time is a little rich woman?

"Cousin." Bi Beibei hesitated for a moment and said, "What did you say to my grandpa in the room, seeing him so happy, I haven't seen him so happy for a long time."

"He's happy, but I'm still sad." Wang Chen whispered.

Bi Beibei frowned and said, "What did you say, I didn't hear clearly."

Wang Chen hurriedly said: "It's nothing, I just made an agreement with the master."