The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-10

The process of going home this time was very uneventful, Bi Beibei sent Wang Chen to the gate of Zhaozhou University and left automatically. []

The chick didn't ask a lot of questions that gave him headaches, she didn't throw him halfway and ran away by herself, and she didn't even show up to the little hooligan who showed her power to the protagonist. In short, this kind of homecoming seemed nothing new.If I had to find something extraordinary, it would be that the little girl Bi Beibei actually left her phone number behind, and she was really planning to find two girls for Wang Chen to get to know each other first, so that they could have a romantic relationship when nothing happened. Do, love, whatever.

Ordinary places make people feel ashamed, and extraordinary places make people feel nonsense.

After getting off the bus and seeing Bi Beibei off, Wang Chen didn't go back to school directly but instead rushed towards his own nest. This blind date took a whole day, and now it's four or five o'clock in the afternoon, which happened to be his every day. Daily must-do stall time.

As soon as Wang Chen arrived at his nest, his father Wang Hao called.

"Small, did you succeed this time?" Wang Hao asked curiously on the other end of the phone.

Wang Chen smiled wryly and said: "Come on, I don't know where my soul is scared now. This process is too nonsense, I guess it will take me a while to digest it."

Wang Chen's words successfully aroused Wang Hao's curiosity: "So twists and turns? Let's hear it."

"Okay." Wang Chen also urgently needs someone to be a listener to tell the story of this nonsense. 【leaf*】【*】

Wang Chen sighed, calmed his thoughts and said slowly: "This one is quite legendary. When I first went there, I happened to meet a man who was caught by resentment. Father, you also know that once resentment is dragged It's easy to cause accidents if it takes too long. Originally, I was out of compassion, but when I accidentally hit it a little too hard, I beat the opponent into a pig's head."

Wang Hao asked in a daze: "So tough? Is it still a bit heavy? You can't convulse and beat Master Bi?"

Wang Chen shook his head and said: "No, but the identity of the person I hit is also very special, it happens to be Master Bi's son, that is, Bi Beibei's father."

Wang Hao was taken aback for a moment, then gloated and said, "Damn it! You are so cruel, you actually beat that bastard Bi Yinglong. Inheriting my father's career, I beat that bastard a lot back then. Later, Bi Yinglong What did that bastard say?"

"What a fart!" As soon as this incident was mentioned, Wang Chen couldn't help but burst into a swear word, which shows how depressed he was at this moment: "If it's just a pig's head, it's fine. The two accidentally started fighting, and I accidentally kicked him in the crotch."

"You...you kicked his balls? Damn! So cool?!" Wang Hao was shocked on the other end of the phone.

Wang Chen looked embarrassed, and said in a gloomy voice: "Grandma! You think I want to, I just want to kick his ass and put him down. Who knows why he is so coquettish when he moves, just a coquettish Turning around, my kick that kicked his ass hit the middle of his crotch."

The other end of the phone was quiet for less than a second, and then the crazy laughter exploded: "No way! Wahaha... You are old and I have always wanted to kick his balls, but I didn't expect you to make me happy in my life." The biggest dream, my dear son, is really good enough! Wahahaha... I laughed so hard, how is that bastard's egg now? Wahaha..."

Wang Chen was about to cry: "You are still in the mood to laugh, but I am crying now. 【叶*】【*】"

Wang Hao managed to hold back his smile and asked, "Okay, okay, stop laughing, what happened afterwards? Is Bi Yinglong's balls gone?"

Wang Chen said dejectedly: "No! The plot later on was bloody. Master Bi suddenly appeared, and I also saw that Bi Beibei. Father, let me protest first, why didn't you tell me in advance, that Bi Beibei Bei actually belonged to the legendary soulless man, so at least you prepared me a little bit."

Wang Hao said disdainfully: "It's for your own good. If you knew that Bi Beibei is a spiritless person, would you still go?"

Wang Chen was silent, knowing Mo Ruo's father, if he knew that the person of his blind date this time was a spiritless person, even if he wanted to go, he would definitely not go for the purpose of blind date.

Wang Hao curled his lips and said, "Small, sometimes you are too stubborn. Sometimes the principle is just a piece of shit. You hold it in your stomach and think it is a treasure, but when you release it, it is actually a bad smell."

"But people can't be without principles, just like no one doesn't fart!" Wang Chen weakly protested.

Wang Hao yelled angrily: "You know what a fart when you are young! I said small, our Xuanhuang Sutra is based on people and comprehends the world. This soulless person has a huge boost effect on the "Xuanhuang Sutra" handed down by our Wang family's ancestors. Maybe it's just right It's a chance for you to break through. I think Bi Beibei's chick looks quite fresh, why don't you accept it first, and we'll talk about it later?"

"Impossible!" Wang Chen's voice was as stubborn as a little girl facing a strange uncle.

Wang Hao sighed lightly, and continued: "Forget it, your little one is Yumu's head, I dare you! Even Yumu's head will probably be enlightened after seeing such a delicate beauty, you are deader than Yumu! Forget it, Let's continue, what about the later storyline, what is Bi Beibei's impression of you?"

Wang Chen's mood was inexplicably low, and there was an unexplainable sense of irritability in his heart. This kind of irritability was as if he had something that could change the world, but no one believed or understood it.

Wang Chen took a deep breath and shook his head and said: "That's it, anyway, I fell in love with me without even looking at it. Later, when I was talking to Master Bi, in order to appease Master Bi, I had to promise to find a solution to the soulless man within three years." If you can't find a way, then I will..."

Wang Chen didn't say what I said later, but Wang Hao has already guessed it.

Soul mutation is no longer just a problem in the warlock world. It is also a terminal illness in the medical world and ancient martial arts world. Find a solution within three years?Rather than saying this is hope, it is better to say that this is an excuse Wang Chen gave himself.In the 5000 years of China, a problem that countless strange people could not solve, how could a young man solve it in just three years.

"Have you decided?" Wang Hao's voice suddenly became calm.

Wang Chen said helplessly: "Then what can we do, this is a human life."

"Small, remember what I often remind you when you are old, you can't die by someone else's hands, but you will definitely die by your own hands in the end!" Wang Hao's voice was full of inexplicable ambiguity. Feeling: "But even if you die, you have to die behind the old man, don't think about letting the old man collect the body for you!"

"Don't get angry, take a deep breath, the weather is fine today, but you are so irritable, it's not good, it's not good." Wang Chen said with a chuckle: "It's not that things haven't developed to that point yet, even if it has reached that point, you Didn't the old man always want me to find a girl to have a hole in me, so I'm answering your call."

Wang Hao sighed and said: "Your grandpa said that you are like Liu Bang when you are old, but you are not as cruel as Liu Bang. I admit that Liu Bang has not yet practiced that cruelty. But your grandpa said that you are like Xiang Yu, but what is wrong with you? You didn't see any of Xiang Yu's advantages, but you showed all of Xiang Yu's sb shortcomings?"

Wang Chen knew that what he always wanted to see was not how many girls he had punched, but his attitude, and his attitude determined his fate.My grandfather also said, "If we want to survive, we Wang family must first be a ruthless person, and secondly be a good person." '

Wang Chen understands but can't do it, the current self is the truest self.If one day I really can push a beautiful woman after seeing a beautiful woman, if I see death and don't save it, if I use any means to improve my strength, then I am not myself.

"Small, I have trained you for 20 years, and I have taught you to be cruel and ruthless for [-] years, just to make you worthy of the four characters 'Smiling Yama' in my name! Remember, we are Beisha, we are Hades !” Wang Hao said coldly and hung up the phone.