The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-11

There are not many opportunities to meet such an innocent girl to buy pirated discs. Wang Chen asked with a warm smile, "Sister, what kind of discs do you want to watch? Educational or film and television, everything you need. [~]"

This girl blushed even more from Wang Chen's stare, she didn't know where to put her hands, and said falteringly: "That...is there...that kind of movie?"

Wang Chen suddenly realized, and immediately understood, I said, why does this girl look so abnormal, so she came here with an ulterior secret.Who says girls are not hooligans?Just ask those peddlers who sell pirated discs or those who sell cucumbers and carrots. Once a woman becomes a hooligan, the hardened carrots can't stand it.

Wang Chen has seen this kind of girl come to buy that kind of disc a lot, but this is the first time he has seen such a shy and beautiful girl.Wang Chen opened the box sitting under his buttocks on the spot, flipped through it, and asked casually: "Sister, do you want those educational films, or artistic films, or those that are more appreciative?" Or something more exciting?"

Wang Chen dug out a large bundle from the box and said, "I have quite a complete range of movies, including European and American ones, domestic ones, and Nissan ones. Sister, it looks like this is the first time you've watched this kind of movie? Everything is difficult at the beginning, and the beginning of raw movies Cool, I suggest you buy two educational videos first, I’m afraid you won’t be able to take it if it’s too exciting. [~]”

Looking at the large piece in Wang Chen's hand, Qing Chunmei's face flushed, and she said, "Then...then we need to be educated."

"There are many kinds of education, there are domestic ones and Japanese ones. Small Japan can't do anything else, but this film is the best in the world. Hehe, you can tell from their country names. Japan takes Japan as its This kind of film is quite professional." Wang Chen saw the nervousness in the girl's heart, and deliberately said a cold joke, hoping to ease the awkward atmosphere.

"Then...then..." The pure girl's expression became even more terrified, she looked around while talking, and saw a middle-aged and elderly man not far from the road, preparing to walk towards here.Qingchun girl hurriedly grabbed a disc from Wang Chen's hand, and said anxiously: "I...I want this one."

Before Wang Chen could react, the girl dropped 50 yuan and ran away. Because the speed was too fast, he didn't even see what dish this girl was holding.She's so tough, this girl is even stronger than a sprint champion, and she's gone in the blink of an eye.

Wang Chen was confused, could this girl be a college student?This is what he judged from the appearance of the uncle who was walking towards him now.Wang Chen hurriedly stood up, greeted him with a smile on his face, "Professor Lin, are you here?"

Professor Lin is over half a century old, and those black-rimmed eyes represent that he is a high-level intellectual. This person is an old professor from nearby Zhaozhou University and Wang Chen can be counted as a friend who has forgotten the age. Has an interest that is close to masturbation. [ ~] It's a pity that this old professor is too old to masturbate, so I have to watch some movies to recall the years when he was young and crazy.

This person is very different from the general pedantic intellectuals. After knowing that Wang Chen is a student of Zhaozhou University, not only did he not talk about the four modernizations education because Wang Chen came out to sell pornography, but he praised Wang Chen very well.To borrow a saying that the old professor often said, the young people nowadays are too well-behaved, even those who are well-behaved are not like young people.If young people don't do something extraordinary, how can they do brilliant things in the future?

It can be seen that Professor Lin was not a very quiet person back then.

Professor Lin nodded and said, "Xiao Wang, are there any good movies recently?"

"Yes! All the good things are reserved for you. Let's talk about "Sailor Rider" first. You guessed it, this film is similar to the original cartoon Sailor Moon. They are all starring exquisite beauties. From From face to buttocks, one word, beautiful! From the beginning to the end, one word, cool!"

"The essence of this film lies in the word riding. Professor Lin, think about it, how comfortable it is to be ridden by so many beauties of all colors? This film is also very feminist, and it must be your favorite. like."

This Professor Lin is not very interested in those live-action films, but has an unimaginable love for these cartoons and animations.To borrow a sentence that the old professor often said, people have lived to such an old age, and they have never seen such a beautiful woman with bare buttocks.

Professor Zhang said with satisfaction: "Good! Good movie, Xiao Wang, it's a pity that you are not my student, do you have any idea of ​​changing your major, if so, how about I help you transfer to my major? "

Wang Chen smiled wryly and said: "Come on, Professor Zhang, it's not that you don't know my grandfather's temper, if he knows that I changed my major, he will slap me to death, I still want to live for two more years and sell more pornography. "

"Oh, yes." Professor Zhang sighed and continued: "Let's not talk about this, Xiao Wang, I'm going on a long trip recently, so you can choose a few more for me."

"Okay! Professor Zhang, please watch this "Big Big Wolf on the Beautiful Sheep" again. The live-action film of humans and animals is disgusting to watch, but once it is cartoonized, it will have a different flavor. This film uses the most popular now. Red Wolf, Big Big Wolf, Xi Yangyang, Mei Yang Yang and other characters, from the grassland battle to the straw bed war, are challenging our visual limit every second! The moves of the beautiful sheep are still waiting to be talked about, and the queen color of the red wolf."

"In addition to the various medicines refined by Village Chief Yang, in a word, there are all kinds of wonderful things! Especially the signature move of Big Big Wolf at the end, Pleasant Goat, I can ask for more, hehe, people can't help but look at it **Laughed out loud afterwards."

"Professor Zhang, please watch this movie again. This one is even more legendary. If you have to comment, there is only one word, and that is powerful! Absolutely powerful! This movie was written by the animation king of pornography, Yaoxie Youlei, The quality is absolutely passable! Professor Zhang, have you heard the story of Snow White? But you certainly don’t know the story between Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. It’s hard to describe all the twists and turns, all the excitement, sorry, I took the wrong film.”

Wang Chen chuckled, changed the film and continued: "This film carries forward the usual fairy tale style, and it has an aesthetic feeling from the beginning to the end. The simplicity of the seven dwarfs, the kindness of Snow White, the kindness of the queen Evil, Wang's elegance, and of course the usual funny style of fairy tales. The funniest thing is Wang's embarrassing expression when he found the seven holes in Snow White's hymen."

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By the time Professor Zhang left, the discs under Wang Chen's buttocks had already been reduced by one-third.Wang Chen counted the banknotes with a smile, and let out a sigh of relief.Wang Chen didn't realize that the innocent girl who asked him to buy porn just now didn't run away, but hid in a corner and eavesdropped on their conversation nearby.

This innocent girl was confused. What they were talking about was really the legendary porn?Why does it sound better than anime? Looking at the "Story of Seven Savage Men and a Woman" in my hand, the pure girl has an urge to take it home and watch it.

Unknowingly, the bottom of this innocent girl was already wet.