The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-12

"My concubine! Have you bought the film I want?" Han Wenwen just entered the dormitory when a sturdy voice rang out. It was as strong as those bustards in martial arts novels when they saw guests. Sentence 'Hey, sir, you can come, the girls miss you so much'. [~]

The innocent girl who went to Wang Chen to buy a movie just now is Han Wenwen, a freshman of Zhaozhou University.The girl who spoke just now is nicknamed Huniu, and her name is Li Suosuo. She is the head of their dormitory.It belongs to the kind of idol sister who has experienced wind and rain and seen rainbows. She just said to buy a pornographic movie. She suggested it.

"Huh! I won't be able to guess in the future, it's too embarrassing!" The blushing on Han Wenwen's face hadn't faded yet, she pouted and threw the piece on the bed before turning her head away angrily.

"My concubine, don't be angry. I would like to admit defeat. We just drew lots just now. You were too unlucky. Concubine, I said, this is only for a while. If the film you bought this time is wonderful, today How about turning over your cards tonight?" Li Suosuo reached out to support Han Wenwen's chin, and said affectionately.

"Go to hell!" Han Wenwen stomped her feet angrily.After all, she is also a black belt in Taekwondo. Even if she meets those hooligans who want to take advantage of her, she can easily deal with them, but she has nothing to do with Li Suosuo. ( ·~ )

"Hey! Stop flirting, you two, hurry up and bring the film, let's appreciate how wonderful this thing is." The other two members of the dormitory couldn't bear it anymore, and hurriedly interrupted the two of them Said.

"Two concubines, I see you are in a hurry. Okay, I'll give you the film." Li Suosuo threw the film over casually, and pulled Han Wenwen to sit beside her.Although Han Wenwen was a little embarrassed, she still wanted to see if these things were as good-looking as the disc seller said.

"The story of seven savage men and a woman? So tough? It's exciting just by looking at the name!"

I couldn’t wait to put the disk into the computer, and then clicked to play. With a burst of familiar melody, "Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven flowers on a vine. Don’t be afraid of wind, rain, ding dong dong dong. Gourd Baby, ding dong dong dong, great ability, la la la la. Calabash baby, gourd baby, great ability."

The plot is quite pure. First, there is a high mountain with a strong Chinese style. An old man is climbing the mountain, and then a snake appears to eat the bird. The old man saves the bird but falls down, and then the world is frozen. up.The old man rescued a pangolin, and the gourd baby was born.

What is unbearable is that the only snake spirit with a little enchantment in it has mosaics on its chest and buttocks. [Ye*][*] I don't know if this movie is exciting or not, but the expressions on everyone's faces are very exciting at the moment.

"This... Could this be the legendary Seven Cucurbit Brothers?" Someone asked in doubt.

"It seems to be the kind of mosaic." Another weak voice sounded.

"The crime of deceiving the emperor, the crime of deceiving the emperor..." Li Suosuo muttered to himself, then suddenly stood up and pointed at Han Wenwen and said, "My concubine, is this the kind of movie you bought? I asked you to buy a wonderful movie, but you bought a wonderful one, even a snake spirit has been mosaiced!"

"I..." Han Wenwen's tears of grievance were about to fall: "How did I know it would be a calabash baby?"

"You mean that the disc seller fooled you? No reason, no reason, sisters, let's go find the disc seller!" Li Suosuo waved his hand, and the queen's color was very strong.

"This..." Han Wenwen hesitated and couldn't speak. In fact, she was shy at all, especially when she saw that Professor Zhang in the school, she just took it and ran away when she was nervous. It's really unreasonable for the disc seller to deliberately fool himself.

Just as Han Wenwen was about to explain, the door creaked, and a beautiful woman in pink rushed in, and everyone stared at her.

Su Yanhong's face changed slightly, her brows frowned, and she asked suspiciously, "Why are you looking at me like this? Could it be that my mother is naturally beautiful, and even you are ready to change your sexual orientation and fall in love with me?"

"Die!" Li Suosuo angrily recounted what happened to Han Wenwen just now when she bought a film but was ignored by Hulu Brothers.

Su Yanhong was originally a lord who was afraid of chaos in the world. When she heard this, she couldn't bear it, so she made a decision and shouted angrily: "Let's go, let's go to Xuezhilu to find that unscrupulous peddler, how dare I even kill Sister Hong?" cheat!"

With Su Yanhong's intervention, Han Wenwen lost even the last chance to explain, so she had to follow with fear.Han Wenwen was originally a very introverted and timid girl, and she dared not say anything in this situation.

It's just that if the boy who sold the film knew that I brought people there, would that boy hate me?Such thoughts inexplicably appeared in Han Wenwen's mind, and they were quite strong.

This group of five beauties rushed towards Xuezhilu with a murderous look, as if they wanted to peel Wang Chen alive.But they don't know that Wang Chen is no longer at Xuezhilu's side.

After Professor Zhang left, Wang Chen's voice suddenly fell into a trough, but Wang Chen didn't feel any anxiety in his heart. He looked at the "Xuan Huang Jing" in his hand very clearly and didn't realize that time had passed.Not long after, suddenly, there was a chill in Wang Chen's heart, as if someone was secretly staring at him.

Wang Chen frowned slightly, put his hands on the book, mobilized the dark and yellow energy in his body to meet him.The two breaths came into contact, and a provocative smell came from the other's breath.The person who came was also a sorcerer, judging by his aura, he should be at the stage from the peak of the yellow rank to the entry level of the mysterious rank.

The opponent's aura is so blatant, it is natural that the comer is not kind, and if there is no fight, it will not be over.

Wang Chen is a little confused. He has been in Zhaozhou for two years. Except for a few colleagues who have been here, he is usually calm like a pool of stagnant water. What kind of wind did he have today? First came An awesome ancient martial arts master, now there is another colleague.

Since the opponent used his breath to provoke first, it naturally meant that he didn't want to do anything in the busy city.Wang Chen was also happy to cooperate, he couldn't let go of his hands and feet here, and secondly, just in case he caused some other troubles.

Although Wang Chen didn't like to cause trouble since he was a child, he was not the one who was afraid of trouble. He looked around with a smile, but he didn't find where the provocateur was. Forced to end.Wang Chen quickly packed up these pirated discs, and greeted several stall owners around, then got up and walked towards his small nest.