The Merry Man

Wang Chen smiled wretchedly at Yan Yunniang, and glanced at the deadly Gu worm that had just been sucked into the Yan Luo ruler.

Holy crap!What is this!

A bunch of red bugs resembling maggots are constantly arching around the inside of Yan Luochi, sometimes intertwined, sometimes...

I rub!

Wang Chen secretly roared in his heart!

What happened to the current girl, Nima? !Why does she want to go back with such a disgusting thing? !Wang Chen now feels that what he did just now has not only tarnished their ancestral Yan Luo ruler, but also tarnished his own pair of 24k titanium alloy dog ​​eyes...

But now that they've been collected...

Wang Chen walked up to Yan Yunniang's side and said, "Do you want it?"

Even Wang Chen felt that what he was asking was nonsense.

Yan Yunniang raised her head, stared at Wang Chen with her tear-filled eyes, and said, "I want it!"

Oh! ~

This is really wonderful!

Wang Chen grinned in the dark, a woman, delicate and tender, was so tender that water came out, and then with an innocent and ignorant expression on her face, she said "I want" to you in an embarrassing tone... Nima!What man can stand it!

"Want it?! Do you really want it?"

"I really want it!"

"Call me good brother!" Wang Chen is very cheap.

Yan Yunniang's original innocent expression became extremely angry when she heard what Wang Chen said, she stood up and shouted at Wang Chen: "Humph! People in the Jianghu! Don't bully others too much! "

Wang Chen was dumbfounded again, what does it mean to change face quickly! ?This is called changing faces quickly!

Eh!Eh!Where are the tears on her face?How did it disappear so quickly? !It won't be the same as Tingfeng's saliva!

After all, Wang Chen is also the little prince in the fable, what scene has he not seen in Zhaozhou City? !

How could he be shocked by this scene when he had beaten up ruffians on the way to learn knowledge? !

of course not.Otherwise, he wouldn't be the protagonist of the book "The Merry Man"...

He also put away the playful smile on Wang Chen's face, and replaced it with a calm face.

"I told you to let me go, but you still want to use Gu to hurt me. I broke the Gu, you asked me for it, and I told you, but you have to do what I instructed. If you don't do it, you will If you don't do it, you still want to threaten me..." The calmness on Wang Chen's face disappeared suddenly when he said the last few words, and the weird expression on Wang Chen's face made the atmosphere of the scene instantly cold down.

The domineering aura, the halo of the protagonist...haha, I have Wang Chen too!

"Is this the rules of your Gu masters?"

Yan Yunniang: "..."

"I'll give you back the fatal Gu worm you mentioned, and you'll give me back Xiaoshuang's soul. Liangqing, we don't owe each other, and I won't set foot here again in the future. Do you want this opportunity or not? ?" Wang Chen's expression was serious, because he didn't know what Yan Yunniang was thinking.

The veil on Yan Yunniang's face has already been removed by Wang Chen with the mysterious and yellow energy, so now Wang Chen can clearly capture every subtle expression on her face.

"What if I say no." Yan Yunniang lowered her head and said in a cold voice.

"Oh?!" He put away the serious expression on Wang Chen's face, and replaced it with a harmless sneer.

"Then don't blame me for being rude!" After speaking, Wang Chen rushed to Yan Yunniang...

At the last moment before Yan Yunniang's consciousness dissipated, he saw Wang Chen undressing...

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In the huge dry well where the evil spirits and Tingfeng stayed.

At this time, the water in the dry well had covered their knees.

"Ci'ao! Yaoxie, you said that our two peerless handsome guys are not going to be drowned in this dry well where people don't shit, birds don't lay eggs, ghosts don't fart!?" Yaoxie was complaining to Yaoxie.

Tingfeng had already developed immunity to Yaoxie's yelling, he completely ignored what Yaoxie said, and just played with his 'samsumg' smartphone there.

"The sword is out of the sheath, the grievance is over, who is laughing. I only ask for the present, to embrace you, to embrace..."

One after another popular songs came out of the eight large speakers on Tingfengna's smartphone with a super loud voice, accompanied by the unusually shining marquee, the atmosphere of the scene was strange.

"Nimma..." Yaoxie cursed secretly, and said, "Your broken mobile phone is so noisy! How come you still have electricity after singing for so long!?"

Tingfeng focused his gaze on Yaoxie, took off the electric board on the phone, held it in his hand, and said to Yaoxie: "9999 mAh large-capacity electric board!"

"Damn!" Yaoxie roared, leaning his back against the well wall behind him, thinking about how to get out of here.

"Rely on your sister!" Yaoxie stomped her feet depressedly, causing the water under her feet to splash everywhere.

'Boom'!

Yaoxie: "???"

Strange, is it hollow below here, why is the sound of "boom" after stomping?

Yaoxie tentatively stomped a few more times, and every time there was a hollow sound of 'dong', 'dong', 'dong'.

"Damn! It's hollow here, listen to the wind, did you hear it!" Yaoxie seemed to have caught some life-saving straw, his eyes were full of enthusiasm, as if he wanted everyone in the world to know that he had discovered The same as this secret!

"I heard it." Ting Feng's tone was very flat when he spoke, and he continued: "Damn it! I already knew it! What if it's hollow? We have nothing to pry it open! Why don't you use your holy doctor's needle? ?! Isn’t that nonsense!”

Yaoxie: "..."

Yaoxie is now in a terrible pain. He finally found a laughing detail that had been overlooked before. As a result, he had discovered that detail a long time ago.Bored, he stared at the phone in Tingfeng's hand again.

9999 mAh, why is the capacity of the electric board so large? !

Yaoxie was a little depressed.

and many more……

"Tingfeng, are you wearing a condom?!" Yaoxie asked Tingfeng a question without warning, enough to make him vomit several liters of blood.

Nima, what time is it, and you still ask me if I have brought that thing? !Are you gay? ! oh no!

Ting Feng tremblingly stretched out his hands to several pockets on his body, began to grope, and the eyes he looked at Yaoxie also became strange...

"Nimma! Don't be silly, if you still want to see Xiao Chenzi and the others, quickly take them out!" Yaoxie looked anxious at the side, wishing to rush over and take off all the clothes on Tingfeng's body, Search one by one.

[It will be easier to start working tomorrow, and I will start coding with all my strength.I will try my best to make up for what I owed before, um, try my best.Yes, you read that right. 】