The Merry Man

Why does Yaoxie ask Tingfeng if he has a condom? This is a very connotative and profound question.

How could a veteran in love like Tingfeng not carry a few of those things with him! ?

Ting Feng groped his body for a long time, the shocked expression on his face could not be added, and finally, he said to Yaoxie: "No."

Yaoxie widened his eyes, looked at Tingfeng, roared loudly, and said, "Damn! How could you not have it on your body!? Quick, look carefully to see if you have it!"

"Damn it! Why do I have to have that thing on me?!" Ting Feng felt a little bit pained, he didn't have any part in good things, once this kind of thing happened, it all fell on him!

"Oh! Don't get entangled in this matter! If you have it, you can quickly take it out for me. If you have that, we might be able to go out."

"Damn! Contraceptives still have this effect?!" Ting Feng looked depressed, and after thinking for a few seconds, he said, "Damn! You don't want to blow that thing up as a balloon, and then blow that thing up Can you use the completed balloon as a kayak?!"

If this is the case, then Yaoxie can die!

"Nimma! You think I'm as wretched as you!" After finishing speaking, Yaoxie took a stride and rushed to Tingfeng's body at a very fast speed, and began to search every place in Tingfeng's body that could accommodate things.

Of course, chrysanthemums don't count.Even if chrysanthemum counts, Yaoxie will definitely not search for it.

"Nimma! Let me go!" Tingfeng roared, his voice full of legendary fear and anger.

He seemed to be afraid of something.

After a few seconds...

Yaoxie searched a pocket from the back of Tingfeng's trousers...

"Nimma! Tingfeng, you pervert!" The moment Yaoxie touched that thing, he already knew what it was, and it was wet and sticky...

"Oh no!" Tingfeng immediately covered his face with his hands.

"Ci'ao! Tingfeng, what are you doing with the used condom in your pocket!" Yaoxie has now squatted down, putting his hands in the water that has almost submerged their thighs, rubbing them constantly, thinking To wash off all the viscous liquid that just got on his hands!

Tingfeng knew that if Yaoxie leaked his secret, his life would be almost ruined...

"Evil..."

"You sister! What do you want to do!" Yaoxie's current mood is as if he ate Xiang while eating, and he can't swallow it, and he can't spit it out.

"Don't tell others about this..." Ting Feng spoke in a low voice, standing there like a child who has done something wrong, at a loss.

"Damn! Then tell me first why you put the used contraceptive condom in your pocket!" Yaoxie's hands were still rubbing in the water, and he wished he could put the contraceptive that had been with him for more than 20 years in his hand. The old skin was rubbed off.

"Uh... that..." Listening to Feng's hesitating, he was a little embarrassed to speak, but in order to prevent the secrets related to his future life from being leaked out, he had no choice but to continue: "When we flew to Yunnan in the morning , me and the stewardess... Since we were on the plane, I didn't throw it away, I put it in my pocket, and then I forgot to throw it away..."

What the hell……

From Zhaozhou to Yunnan, the flight time from there to here is only 3 hours.In such a short time, Tingfeng actually hooked up with the stewardess, and gave him a fucking slap!

"I'll wipe it!" Yaoxie roared in pain, and said, "Tingfeng, you've ruined me..."

"..." Ting Feng stood aside silently, not knowing what to say at this moment, but in his heart:

your sister!Touching my son and still being so disgusted, you really are so good at taking advantage of it!

"Brother Yaoxie, I beg you not to disclose this secret to the public. Playing with a flight attendant is not a shameful thing, but... putting a leftover in your trouser pocket... It is disgraceful to speak out, and it will insult my reputation as a listener." ah!"

"Okay, it's okay not to say it. But..."

but? !But your sister!Every time it comes to a critical moment, a but must come out!

"But you have to take out a brand new, unused condom!" Yaoxie roared, when he said brand new and unused, his tone was very heavy, obviously he hadn't recovered from the shadow just now walk out.

Ting Feng turned over his whole body meticulously, walked up to Yaoxie with tears in his eyes, and said, "Brother! I'm really gone!"

The expression on Ting Feng's face is called xx (how do you describe that word?), no matter how you look at it, it seems to be fake, but this time the expression is really not faked by Ting Feng.

When Yaoxie heard Tingfeng say these words, his heart was twitching, the feeling that the sea of ​​blood was churning, the feeling that the heart was free from the shackles of the body, and the feeling of swelling in the head, which was enough for him to remember for a lifetime .

Yaoxie sighed for a long time, and said: "Okay... Tingfeng, then you wash the thing that you used with the stewardess, and then put your mobile phone battery in it and tie a knot in the water. Listen obediently If I say it, I'll just pretend that nothing happened, maybe the two of us won't die here. But if you don't listen to me, then how big my mouth is, you will soon..."

"it is good!"

Before Yaoxie could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Tingfeng.

Tingfeng killed directly and decisively took out the contraceptive condom that was half pulled out by the evil spirits from the back pocket of his trousers, and without even looking at it, he squatted down, put the thing in the water, and swung it up and down.

A few minutes later, the thing was washed clean by Tingfeng...

A few seconds later, Tingfeng's 'samsumg' smart phone's 9999mAh super-capacity battery was inserted.

A few seconds later, the thing with the super-large-capacity electric board was tied with a tight knot by Tingfeng and thrown into the water.

For the sake of my future reputation, what is the use of a small mobile phone battery...

Ting Feng comforted himself.

In fact, Yaoxie regretted it very much now.Letting Tingfeng wash that thing here, doesn't it mean that all around him are Tingfeng's children? !

"Okay! Brother Yaoxie, tell me quickly, how can we get out?! I have completed the task according to your instructions!" Ting Feng said with a mean face.

"Ugh. Tingfeng, have you heard of the battery exploding?!"

The 9999 mAh electric board exploded in the confined space... Yaoxie could feel the power of the explosion just by thinking about it.

"You want my electric board to explode?! You want the impact force from the explosion to break through the underlying layer?!" Ting Feng seemed to have guessed something.

Yaoxie didn't say anything, just nodded slightly.This has already given Tingfeng the answer.

"Damn! You're so wretched!" Tingfeng made a contemptuous gesture towards Yaoxie.