The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-17

"Then did this guy die under the catastrophe?" Wang Chen asked urgently. www [~]

"The world is so beautiful, beautiful girls are so enchanting, but you are so irritable. This is not good. Xiaochen, calmness is the most important thing in a harmonious society. Why do you care more about picking up girls than picking up girls?" Ting Feng continued dissatisfied as he tapped on the table Said: "Things are not as bad as you think, otherwise, why would I still be in the mood to stand here with you? This big guy is also very miserable. Although he didn't die, it is almost the same. I heard that he has been seriously injured. He will recover in a short time." But come."

Wang Chen frowned tightly, sat down and said, "Then tell me honestly, how much injury did this guy suffer?"

Tingfeng smiled slightly and said: "I don't know, but it should take decades to fully recover. After decades, I would have put my beard into the coffin, so no matter how powerful this guy is, what does it matter to me? It was flooding."

Wang Chen asked with some doubts: "Since this guy has suffered such a serious injury, why haven't I heard anything about it? Could it be that no one organizes to take advantage of this guy's injury to wipe him out in one fell swoop?"

Tingfeng said a little dissatisfied: "Mie? Who started this? I said Xiaochen, after others know that this guy was born, they are afraid that they won't be able to avoid it. Wouldn't you be ready to push up like a fool? Don't be kidding, this The guy is very unusual, a big guy at the Sanxian level has seriously exceeded the imagination of us shrimps, and it is easy to kill people. [~]”

Wang Chen frowned slightly: "But some things in this world still need people to do."

"Hey, what do you want me to say about you!" Tingfeng sighed and said helplessly: "Is everyone in the Yan Wang family so stubborn? I heard from my master that your grandfather was so stubborn back then. , almost became the public enemy of Jianghu. I have met Uncle Wang, he is very individual but also stubborn, and he is also stubborn when it comes to you."

Wang Chen was silent for a while and said: "Perhaps it's hereditary. People from our Wang family are famously stupid in the Jianghu. Otherwise, we wouldn't be called Beisha."

"Stupid? Stupidity can scare the whole world?" Tingfeng smiled disdainfully: "Hehe, those who call you stupid are the real stupid ones. If it weren't for you lifeless stupid existence, this world would have been destroyed It has been destroyed seven or eight times. My master once told me that if everyone becomes smarter, the world will be stupid."

Ting Feng ordered another glass of wine, and the rather unsentimental cow took a sip and continued: "I think our grandpas used their lives in exchange for this peaceful and prosperous world, but look at these people now, everyone is like a dog What kind of thing is that? I only seek the interests of the time, and leave all the disasters to my grandchildren, a group of self-righteous bastards, Xiaochen, do you believe that our peaceful and prosperous world will be harmed by these bastards sooner or later? .[~]"

Wang Chen asked in confusion: "It's a bit abnormal today, Tingfeng, when did you become so angry?"

"Okay, let's not talk about this." Tingfeng waved his hands and said seriously: "Xiaochen, I don't have many brothers in Tingfeng, and it's just you, Yaoxie and Crazy, so I don't want the three of you An accident will happen to anyone. To be honest, although grandchildren are rampant in today's world, I don't believe that you will fall into the hands of those grandchildren. The only thing I am afraid of is that you will fall into the hands of women, so today I will tell you, how Look at the woman."

"Looking at women?" Wang Chen was confused: "Why are you so serious, what's so good about women?"

"Don't underestimate women. Mr. Jin said that there are three kinds of people in the world that you can't provoke, one is children, one is beggars, and the other is women. The ancients also said that only women and villains are difficult to raise Also. Xiaochen, women are a subject of knowledge, if you can thoroughly study women, it is equivalent to entering the martial arts room, ordinary people can't easily hurt you, you should read this first. "

As he spoke, Tingfeng casually handed Wang Chen a blank sheet of paper, on which each date was followed by a girl's name.

Wang Chen's head was full of question marks: "What is this?"

"schedule."

Wang Chen was taken aback: "Damn, don't you usually advocate freedom the most? When did you get used to making a schedule? I said you aren't planning any big plans recently?"

Ting Feng took a sip of wine and answered Wang Chen's question: "The plan is quite grand, and I started writing it later. Do you know what the schedule means?"

Wang Chen said: "Arrange the order and content of the activities according to the date, right?"

"It's too one-sided. We can't look at the problem on the surface, but learn to dig out its deep meaning from the surface." Tingfeng shook his head and began to teach Wang Chen: "Look, the three words of the schedule are actually very connotative. , His role is of course to arrange the sequence and content of activities, but you have to know what activities and content to arrange."

Wang Chen became more and more confused: "What activities and content are arranged?"

Ting Feng turned into a philosopher in an instant, and talked to Wang Chen: "In fact, as long as anything reaches a certain depth, you will find that it will return to the original, which means returning to the original. There are three things in this schedule. The same is true for words, if you read each word separately, you will immediately understand what he means."

Wang Chen: "How to interpret it separately?"

"Damn it! Your primary school Chinese will not be taught by the physical education teacher? If someone asked me such an idiot question, I would have slapped me by now." Ting Feng took another sip of his wine, and patiently said: "Look This schedule is divided into three characters. Let me help you interpret it first. The table naturally means a form. There is nothing wrong with this. The problem appears above the schedule. The schedule is the sequence and content of the activities. Look at the previous word again. Do you understand? "

Wang Chen pondered for a long time before he suddenly said: "Oh, Tingfeng, do you mean that the deep meaning of this schedule should be reflected in the word "日"?"

Tingfeng patted Wang Chen on the shoulder and praised: "Correct answer! The deep meaning of the schedule is actually a table of the order and content of the scheduled activities on the day."

Wang Chen made an inference: "So, the duty watch, calendar, and diary all have their profound meaning?"

"Of course, the duty table tells you when it's your turn. The calendar can be interpreted as a memoir, which tells about the historical events and future plans of the day. As for the diary, it is better to explain. Of course, the diary is a record of lonely men and widows. The story of a bright day in a sunny day."

Wang Chen suddenly realized, and felt that his knowledge of Chinese characters had improved several levels.

Tingfeng continued: "Okay, I have to eat every bite, and the girls have to have sex one by one, you study my schedule first, and then we will drink in this rmt, find two girls to practice, smell the fragrance Woman, today I will teach you how to judge a woman with her nose and eyes."

Just as Wang Chen was about to shake his head, Tingfeng interrupted him and said, "Don't refuse, the society is so complicated now, and you are so simple, if you can't even handle women, wouldn't it make me Tingfeng handsome without face?"