The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-18

Wang Chen asked helplessly, "Okay, where do we start?"

"If you want to judge a woman, you must first start by understanding women. [~]" Tingfeng said tirelessly: "If you want to understand women, don't look at those penguin diaries. What women only want what, what women have moles on their chests?" , what kind of constellations and bird people with folded wings are all nonsense. No matter what kind of women they are, they are also women. Since they are women, they all have their commonalities. You are a professional magician, and you can judge whether a person is contaminated by facial appearance. Dirty things can also be judged, in fact, women can also be judged by their appearance."

Wang Chen was a little tempted, and asked: "So advanced, how do you judge?"

"Face is more complicated, it belongs to advanced knowledge. Today we only introduce and do not do research. There are two topics for today's research. The first is to judge the nature of this woman through actions and words, and the other is to identify girls, which is through Comprehensive observations give this chick a score."

"The first one is judged by actions and words. I say you listen." After drinking the wine in the glass, Tingfeng continued: "Actually, women are a very special kind of creature. Many times, they don't notice the good men around them." I asked, but I always dreamed of meeting a white horse king in my heart, but only regretted it when the man left. Of course, I said this not to say that women are pitiful, but to prove that most women are actually masochistic of.[]"

Wang Chen asked: "Masochistic?"

"Yes, you can understand this masochism as cheap. Such a woman is easy to deal with, that is to destroy her in all directions. She wants an Audi. You just drive a BMW to attack. She drinks 20 years of Lafite Well, you just opened the bottle for 30 years, anyway, so that she doesn’t have any pride in front of you. Also, be careful not to get too entangled, and run away immediately after a hit, then rest for a while, and attack again, basically It can be taken. After you take it, don’t go to the hotel, take it directly to the wild, and then you can decide what to do when you think about it.”

Wang Chen was taken aback and said, "So simple?"

"How complicated do you think women are?" Ting Feng gave him a blank look and said: "You have to figure out one thing, any woman who has a tendency to be a queen is actually a woman who has a tendency to be a slave. Once this kind of woman is pushed by you, she will immediately lose her Niao Yiren. But if you pamper her and spoil her, there is only one ending, that is, after you are ravaged to pieces, the other party scolds you for not being a man, and then puts on your pants and leaves."

"Then what else?" Wang Chen became very interested.

"These are all ways to pick up girls. Let me tell you something else. When a woman and a man get closer, so close that others talk about it, but she says that she is not afraid of the shadow. Then you can be sure, this woman The body is definitely very slanted, you don’t have to do anything to deal with such a woman, just take off your pants and put it on, I can assure you, there is absolutely nothing wrong. [~]”

Wang Chen asked curiously: "Why?"

"This kind of woman belongs to that kind of slut type, but she doesn't dare to act blatantly. She actually longs for a man to fill her empty hole. She is not afraid of the shadow? You think a woman can even face No more, where do you think her body can go?"

"I understand." Wang Chen only felt that he had learned the super cheats, and now he could kill all directions.

"Well, when I was young, I always felt that a woman is a noble creature, just like a white swan. If I can have one, I will definitely do my best to cherish it." Tingfeng sighed and said slowly: "There are too many women You will find that women are actually very dirty creatures. The more beautiful they dress up, the dirtier they are. However, there are still some good women in this world. It's a pity that today's shitty world makes people Become a creature of the sun dog."

Wang Chen hesitated for a moment and said: "Tingfeng, I feel that you are a little negative."

"It's not negativity, I just hope that there is a woman who can turn me back, but in today's society women are more promiscuous than me, it seems that I have to continue." Ting Feng shook his head with a wry smile , there was a trace of loneliness in the eyes, Tingfeng has dated more women than Wang Chen, but is Tingfeng really happier than Wang Chen?I am afraid that only the two parties will know the answer.

Tingfeng breathed out, his expression recovered and he said: "Okay, Xiaochen, what I just said was only a small number of women, but you have to learn to cover your face with points. Women are very simple to put it bluntly, and it is also very simple to pick up women. Many simple men just overcomplicate everything."

Tingfeng made a final concluding statement: "If a woman wants an apple, you don't have to bring a cart full of snow pears there, so if you want to seduce a woman, you must first understand her needs and essence."

Wang Chen nodded hastily, deeply agreeing.

Tingfeng glanced around the whole wine and said slowly: "Okay, now I will teach you the second point, appraising girls, the link of appraising girls is very important, for example, if you say that picking up girls is equal to catching ghosts If so, then appraising the girl is tantamount to judging what kind of ghost it is."

Wang Chen: "How to identify?"

"In this session, let's use the method of me asking and you answering. The first question, which girl in this wine do you think is the easiest to drink?"

"This..." Wang Chen was stumped by the first question. Wang Chen looked around the whole wine, and his eyes scanned the women who were twisting or drinking, little by little, from buttocks to After the face made the most comprehensive judgment, it pointed to a woman with dyed blonde hair who was dancing with a bald head and said, "It should be her?"

"Wrong." Tingfeng shook his head and said: "If you use dim sum, you can actually tell at a glance that this kind of woman is obviously someone who often hangs around in this place. Those who can hang out here for a long time are obviously of that kind." Typical old fritters, this kind of woman is easy to get, she smiles and moves as if she is hooking up with men, but when you really want to take off your pants and play seriously, you find that this woman has been teasing you .”

After Ting Feng finished speaking, he added another sentence: "To deal with this kind of woman, you have to maintain an unfathomable posture, don't take the initiative to attack, just wait for her to seduce you in turn. Skills, a rookie like you is obviously going to hit a wall."

Wang Chen: "Are you saying that this kind of woman is the legendary idol sister who was killed from the crowd of men?"

Tingfeng smiled disdainfully and said: "Idol is a fart, and the object of vomiting is similar. In fact, this kind of woman looks smart but is actually an idiot. She wants to catch a wealthy son-in-law all day long. I don’t understand, the number of times a woman’s body is used is inversely proportional to its value. Closer to home, you mistyped the first question, give me a warning.”

Wang Chen was so impressed, he learned new knowledge today.Wang Chen can find a way to lead her to bed with just one glance at a girl, and Wang Chen is naturally far beyond his reach.

"Now to answer the second question, find a girl with a comprehensive strength above 89% from these people. Remember, if it is a girl, in my life dictionary, as long as a woman is without that layer of film, she can only be rated as good. To [-] points." Ting Feng once again issued a very difficult task.