The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-24

Wang Chen was stunned, and said puzzledly: "Damn it! Is it Xiaoyan and the little girl picking mushrooms?"

"Brother has always been too lazy to talk to an uneducated person like you!" Jianlong stopped explaining, lay on his bed while tapping Erlang's legs, and continued humming, this time the nursery rhyme was directly transformed into a pop song, This popular song is worthy of being popular, and Wang Chen's unspoken tears flowed first when he heard it. [~]

"Suppress the beauty, lift the buttocks and speed up, x places, I have x places. The small hole is lonely, just like a pillar, x places, I am x places! The chrysanthemum intervenes, the small mouth eats and stays, x places, I x In this place, I can take the imported beauties as X. You said it was too strong, but she said it was worth it, and I will X you as soon as I come out."

"I'm going to fuck b, wearing sexy underwear, what I have to do now is to fuck you to death, whether I want it or not, it's both j and b, and I go to the party to fuck beautiful women. If you don't have money, j is strong, if you have money, b is beautiful, I The old man pushes the cart, and I’ll kill you right away. X places, I’ll take care of you toad and princess, x places, I’ll take x places, my jj universe can’t hold it!”

"Si Dapo! Stop!" Wang Chen interrupted Jianlong's song, he was afraid that if he listened to it, he couldn't help but go somewhere else.Wang Chen was a little confused and said: "Look at your complexion, why is it a little abnormal today, what's going on? Could it be that Ru Hua saw you while you were taking a bath, or did you accidentally see Ru Hua taking a bath?"

"Don't pay attention to this kid, this guy didn't come home last night, and he started flirting as soon as he came back this morning. This is already more than 30 songs he sang. [~] I don't know if this guy ate wrong last night Taking aphrodisiacs, the level of coquettishness is quite heinous. I seriously suspect that this guy either has sex or has changed his mind." The head of the dormitory who was reading an online novel next to him continued.

The head of the dormitory looks pretty good, he probably found a book of fairy grass in the literary world where poisonous weeds are rampant, and he is reading it with gusto.

Even Cao Lei, who was present, couldn't bear the torture of the humble dragon anymore, and complained to Wang Chen: "This guy must have bumped into a ghost last night, maybe it was the legendary female ghost. He's fucked all morning today, and he made a mess of it." I read English now, and Nima’s feeling is full of xx.”

As a representative figure of the magician world, Wang Chen can naturally judge that Jianlong must have not bumped into any dirty things last night. Since he did not bump into something dirty, the problem immediately became a big issue.Through a series of performances this morning, Wang Chen doubted whether this child had a mental problem.

"Tch, people like you who only know how to read novels and some English will never understand brother's happiness." Jianlong curled his lips and said, "Xiaochen, don't read it, and also mention you incidentally, What did you do these days, and you haven't come back for more than a week?"

Wang Chen said honestly: "I encountered some problems and went home."

"Go home?" Jianlong was stunned for a moment, couldn't help but sighed and said to himself: "Hey, I thought you were the only one in the dormitory who had a common language with brother, but I didn't expect that even you couldn't understand brother. The realm, the gap, the gap. [~] Xiaochen, it’s not you, Brother Long, I’m educating you. I’ve been selling porn for two years, but you haven’t even done a single beauty. Could it be that you’ve only sold porn in the past two years? Didn’t you sell a Renminbi after buying Renminbi?”

Wang Chen didn't understand anything yet, so he was educated by Jianlong first, and he really didn't know what words to use to describe his inner ups and downs at the moment.

Jianlong is still lying on the bed, with a look of complacency, this look is like seeing through the world of mortals, wrong, it should be a very coquettish wave in the world of mortals.I don't know why, Wang Chen actually saw a little shadow of Tingfeng from Qianlong's body, could it be an illusion?

"By the way, Qianlong, the school basketball coach came to see you last night and said he wanted to discuss with you about the school team's friendly game, but you were not here, so I asked you to call him first when you come back." The head of the dormitory suddenly remembered What, put down the phone and said, "I was too busy reading novels just now, so I forgot about this."

"Don't fight!" Jianlong's answer was quite sturdy.

"Damn! Aren't you very concerned about the friendship game?" The head of the dormitory stared at Qianlong in surprise, and didn't even care about reading the novel.

"What are you doing with that heart? Anyway, it's just a friendly match. Don't worry about whether you can lose if you have a brother." Jianlong knows that the coach is looking for him to discuss tactics in name only, and the rest of the shit is fine. .After all, where is the strength? My substitute players can completely abuse the opponent's main force. Under this posture, Zhaozhou University wants to lose to Du Xuan.

"Damn! You won't really take the wrong medicine today? Don't you still want to rely on this friendship match to break out and see if you can find a beautiful girl who admires you?"

The head of the dormitory was shocked. It was the first time he had seen such a man as Jianlong. The usual wretched Jianlong who peeked at beautiful women with binoculars was gone. It was replaced by a super hunk with his feet on the ground and his head in the sky. He shot for 3 minutes. ?Such a powerful transformation and setting suddenly made the dormitory director a little overwhelmed.

The cheap dragon snorted: "Never mind your business? Don't even think about it. Does a handsome guy like my brother still need to rely on basketball to find a beautiful girl? Now, my brother is relying on a beautiful girl and playing basketball at the same time. The gap can be described. scare you to death!"

This time even Cao Lei, who was present, was stunned. He put down his hands, looked Jianlong up and down, and said in astonishment: "It's not normal, it's too abnormal. Could it be that now that autumn is here, the spring of the cheap dragon Is it too late to come? Why do I see a broken and powerful aura from him?"

"Damn! Can you see this too?" Qianlong was taken aback.

Wang Chen also noticed at this time that Jianlong's body really had a sense of yin and yang coordination and completeness. It seemed that he really had sex last night, and he came more than once or twice, but what made Wang Chen puzzled was that in this yin and yang There is still a little vitality in the coordination, if Wang Chen is not careful, he can't see it at all.

Wang Chen asked quite confusedly: "Qilong, you won't hook up with a young woman?"

"Young woman? Young woman, your sister!" The cheap dragon gave Wang Chen a look of contempt and said, "Brother confessed to his goddess last night, but I didn't expect that my goddess really agreed to my brother, and then my brother pushed down fiercely that night. How about a goddess. How about it? You are a model of counterattacking the goddess, low-level **** like you can't understand the pride of brother as a high-level ****."

"What?!" Wang Chen was shocked.

"Impossible!" The head of the dormitory obviously couldn't accept this answer.

"Isn't your goddess Ruhua?" Cao Lei showed his powerful deduction ability.

Originally, Jianlong wanted to keep a low profile, but when he was so suspicious, he immediately broke out and said: "Mal Gobi, I only want you to watch the black fungus handjob, but I don't want you to push me to be a goddess? You Do you think brother is you, and you know how to look at Ruhua with a telescope all day long? I can tell you responsibly that brother's goddess is not only a virgin, but also a classmate of Shita University not far away!"

"This..." The head of the dormitory looked back and forth at Wang Chen and Cao Lei, and then said disdainfully: "Come on, I think you have hallucinations? You still attack the goddess, even if you are gay, no man can fall in love with you." Your chrysanthemum, if you want to lose your virginity, you have to spend money to find a lady."

"You know what a fart! A bunch of sluts like you will always only envy my brother. I won't play with you anymore, but I will continue to play with my own goddess!" Qianlong said this disdainfully, and then Under the astonished eyes of the three people, they slammed the door and walked away, leaving only Wang Chen and the three of them messed up in the wind.