The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-24

Jianlong is very proud at this moment, he feels that he is the protagonist in the online novels who can spread all over the world and can stud the world. www []

What is the main character?

The protagonist is what you can't do, always do it, and the beauty you can't do, always do it.

That's why Jianlong was quite arrogant when he left. Anyone can see this, because even when the head of the dormitory, Cao Lei and Wang Chen don't believe him, he can still push the door open with a slight smile and leave. , leaving only a deep back to make everyone's eggs hurt.

Jianlong was very passionate when he left, but not many people can see this.This sudden passion naturally has a story behind it, Jianlong felt that what he had suppressed for 20 years exploded at this moment, this kind of explosion was like when he was about to ejaculate last night, it was a mess.

Back then, in the era when he could ejaculate even in his dreams, Jianlong hadn't watched porn, nor had he peeked at Ruhua with a telescope, and he would blush even talking to girls.

At that time, Jianlong chased after a girl ignorantly, but the girl said: "I don't fall in love with baboons" and hit him badly.Those words were like a slap in the face, breaking his first love to pieces.At that time, Qianlong's world was gloomy. He still believed in love, but he didn't believe that a girl would fall in love with him.

Generally, teenagers know how to pick up girls when they are in junior high school, but Jianlong has been suppressed until college. In the past few years of suppression, you can imagine how many rolls of toilet paper wasted by Jianlong. [ ~] Under this kind of pressure, if you don't fall in love, you will fall in love. This love is bound to be vigorous and absolutely earth-shattering.

Just last night, he was in love, really in love.

For a long time, Jianlong has always felt that he is a very inferior person. For example, he is a top-notch basketball player, his literary talent is also super good, and he even sings like a star, but he always feels that he is not as good as others.He is used to comparing his own weaknesses with others' strengths, which results in him getting more and more inferior.

Jianlong also feels that he is a very proud person, but his pride is not understood by others, so he is a little lonely in his heart. For example, when he entered the university, he fell in love with a girl named Zita from the nearby Shita University. Ting's girl, but never told anyone.

Originally, he thought about telling the head of the dormitory and Wang Chen, asking them to help out, but in the end he backed down again.As a man who has been in love for a long time, has no successful experience, and the pain of failure has gone away, he naturally understands that such things like toads eating swan meat may not necessarily happen even if they are said. Substantial help, maybe it will become an after-dinner joke for a few animals in my dormitory.

If this is the case, it might as well not say that the simple dragon has always been resolved by itself.

The saddest thing in the world is to rely on yourself, one person with one hand, one night with one roll of toilet paper. In the past few years, Qianlong has come here like this. For a while, the appearance of Zi Ting appears in his mind, and for a while, it appears that he once chased her by herself. The girl who passed by, and then kept on being on her own.

Even when relying on himself, Jianlong feels like a failure. He has heard of many strong men with six or seven inches under him, and it is quite durable. One day is one night, and even if his bottom is as hard as it is, it is only about three inches. , and every time he did not come twice, even Zi Ting's appearance was not clear, so he ejaculated. ( ·~ )

This makes him feel sad every time he recalls it, and it makes him feel that even if he is a pervert, he is not qualified. To attract the attention of the opposite sex, let alone attract the attention of Zi Ting, the best character among the opposite sex.

Jianlong feels that the relationship between himself and Ziting should be a dream, and when he wakes up from the dream, nothing will be left except the wet sheets.But no one thought, not even Jianlong himself, that he met Zi Ting last night, and a very passionate story happened.

This plot made Jianlong directly upgrade from relying on himself to relying on Ziting.

The story begins last night.

Last night Jianlong received a call, the content of the call had nothing to do with him, but to inform him that the little girl he had a crush on at the beginning was getting married, and the girl was said to be a rich second generation, but she was a little older.Jianlong felt very sad, as if he had lost his love, so he found a tavern and planned to have a drunk.

After drinking half a bottle of beer and getting drunk, Jianlong took the remaining half bottle of beer and came to the nearby small river. Of course, this guy didn't want to commit suicide. Blow the cold wind and relax.It's a pity that within a few minutes of walking, an accident occurred.

"Are you sick!"

The crisp voice came from a rather innocent girl. The girl saw a wretched man rushing towards her, and seemed to be shaking three times. He also swayed to the left, and was about to bump into her.

This made this rather innocent girl couldn't help but swear.

Jianlong opened his eyes in a drunken haze, and suddenly felt even more hazy.

The girl in front of her looks like a Sailor Moon, and her graceful body is more pure against the background of the white school uniform.This girl is none other than the class flower of the school, Zi Ting, whom Jian Long has been secretly in love with.The girl who had been in love with him for more than two years suddenly appeared in front of him, which made Qianlong feel quite dreamy. You must know that many romantic loves start from bumping into each other on the road and then meeting each other on the bed.

"Purple... Ting"

Jianlong moved his mouth, and said the name that he kept shouting in his dreams.

"You know me?" Zi Ting asked curiously, frowning slightly.

"No... I don't know." Jianlong only felt like a deflated ball, he lost all confidence and became at a loss all of a sudden.

From this, we can also see that Jianlong is a typical nerd, and in such a romantic atmosphere, he actually uttered such a disastrous word, and this sentence blocked all the next words he was planning.It is estimated that only an otaku who only knows how to rely on himself can perform so poorly when facing the goddess in his mind.

"There's something wrong."

Zi Ting only left such a sentence and let Jianlong stay on the spot foolishly and left.

Of course, the plot will not end so simply.

Jianlong felt that his world collapsed, and he didn't know whether it was because of his psychology or because he was strong and cowardly, but Jianlong followed him with half a bottle of beer.Naturally, with the courage of a cheap dragon, he can't do such a great thing as a strong sword, but he is a little confused in his head now.

What is Zi Ting doing here at night?

Zi Ting walked for about 10 minutes, and suddenly a BMW stopped beside her, and a middle-aged man came out of it, and the middle-aged man wanted to pull her into the car without saying a word.Zi Ting kept resisting, but it was a pity that her weak resistance seemed so powerless under the strong insistence of the middle-aged man.

Seeing that she was about to be pulled into the BMW by this man, Jianlong appeared with half a bottle of beer in hand. Without saying anything, he threw the beer bottle round at the middle-aged man on the head.

The wine bottle was broken, and Jianlong was also dumbfounded, seeing the blood falling down instantly.

Jianlong was at a loss for a moment, it was the first time he realized that he was so brave, but soon he realized, looking at the blood on the middle-aged man's head, Jianlong had no fear in his mind but was very calm.

Did you kill yourself?

The cheap dragon doesn't regret it, he feels that if he meets his goddess again and is pulled by another man, he will still rush forward.

"Maybe this is the first and last thing I do for her." Jianlong sighed slightly in his heart.