The madman who eats all the money

Mom, Hongxia entered my online banking, how could she know the password of my online banking?

Ding Dong was startled, and quickly jumped up from the bed. Naked and not even wearing slippers, he ran to Hongxia in three steps at a time. He opened his eyes wide and saw that she had entered my body. Online banking, she is obviously growing vegetables online.

Hi, false alarm.At this time, Ding Dong's heart fell as if he was suddenly picked up by someone.

Hongxia let go of her grip on the mouse, and when she looked back, her brows were filled with joy, she stood up, bent over, and pointed to the pickled soft cucumber on Ding Dong's lower body, "Ha...ha... "Ha..." He laughed wildly.

Seeing Hongxia suddenly acting like a lunatic who escaped from a mental hospital, Ding Dong was shocked at first, feeling baffled, but soon he realized that he had been fooled by Hongxia.

It turns out that Hongxia's shock just now was deliberately designed. She wanted to frighten Ding Dong so that he would unknowingly drop the umbrella in panic.

This is called attention shifting.When Ding Dong thought that Hongxia had entered his online bank, he was terrified. Immediately, his physiology underwent a huge change. , the umbrella that had been open all the time automatically descended in an instant.

Miraculously, Hongxia was born amidst the screams, and Hongxia succeeded so effortlessly.

My God, Hongxia in front of her is like Zhuge Liang reincarnated. She is really scheming and elusive, making her hard to guard against, allowing her to complete the parachute in an instant, and obtained 150 million with such a simple method.

When Ding Dong was excited, he couldn't help thinking, hey, money is really a good thing, it can make people who are not very enlightened become so enlightened and smart in a short period of time.This also shows that as long as we continue to tap, human potential is endless.

Hongxia didn't know how she suddenly became smarter.She was thinking, would people get help from gods when they were desperate?Is it because I am obsessed with money to the extreme and become enlightened?Some people say that money is not everything. Hey, I think money is everything. Money can really transform people.

Thinking, thinking, for some reason, Hongxia suddenly became worried. She thought, if she continues to be smart like this and uses tricks to deal with Ding Dong, will he hate herself?Will he guard himself?Will he put himself into another book?

In fact, Hongxia's worries are completely unnecessary. Ding Dong very much hopes that the five beauties will become more and more beautiful and smarter at the same time. A gentle body and a smart brain create "surprises, surprises, and shocks" for yourself, so as to experience the splendor of life.

Agitated, Ding Dong bent down, lowered his head, and gnawed frantically on Hongxia's face.

After eating, he lifted Hongxia up and said softly: "My baby, let me surf the Internet for a while, you go and wash up, and we will go to Yanzui Peak to see the sea of ​​clouds after a while."

"Honey, you also like to grow vegetables on the Internet?" Hongxia gently grabbed Ding Dong's soft cucumber when she left her seat: "You are really cooperative, thank you, let me enter 150 so easily again Ten thousand."

Really, at this moment, in Hongxia's heart, she doesn't want to thank Ding Dong, but only wants to thank his cute and sensible little brother.

"What's the point of growing vegetables on the Internet?" Ding Dong patted Hongxia's meaty buttocks, and said, "I never play these low-end games. I have a soft spot."

As soon as Ding Dong said this, Hongxia became angry immediately, grabbed Ding Dong's ear, and said angrily: "Okay, you are still not convinced that you lost in the game just now, and you still try to belittle me in other ways, is it true?" no?"

While protecting his ears with his hands, Ding Dong begged for mercy: "Honey, I didn't demean you, I really didn't demean you."

"Then why do you say I have strong limbs and a simple mind?" Hongxia still grabbed Ding Dong's ear.

"It's just a joke, it's just a joke." Ding Dong continued to beg for mercy.

"Are you really joking?"

"Of course I'm joking." Ding Dong explained: "Don't think about it, you are definitely a person with a high IQ who won the parachute game just now. How could I be so smart? Call her 'simple-minded'?"

"Are you telling the truth? Have you ever coaxed me?"

"My baby, you can be more confident. To tell you the truth, I feel a little inferior in front of you these days. I'm worried that if you continue to be so smart, I won't be good enough for you."

"Okay, you're talking ironic again, aren't you?" Hongxia grabbed Ding Dong's hand with a little force: "Should I say it?"

"Pain! Pain! Pain!" Ding Dong yelled, "Okay, okay, I won't say anything! I won't say anything!"

"That's about the same." Hongxia let go of her hand holding her ear, and asked, "Then you want to watch news online?"

"What's so good about the news?"

"Then you are..."

Before Hongxia could ask further, Ding Dong squinted and smiled at Hongxia, and said softly, "I want to do something that is good for you."

"Something good for me?" Hongxia asked anxiously, "What are you doing? Darling, tell me quickly!"

"you guess!"

"Looking for tourist attractions on the Internet?"

"no!"

"Find me new styles of clothes online?"

"no!"

"Is that looking for cosmetics for me online?"

"Neither!"

"Then I won't be able to guess," Hongxia shook her head and said, "Honey, I won't guess anymore, you should tell me."

"Just now you didn't admit that you were stupid, how can you admit it now?"

"Stupid is stupid, there are more stupid women than me." Hongxia pushed Ding Dong's arm: "Honey, tell me quickly."

"Okay, okay, okay, let me tell you," Ding Dong said while stroking Hongxia's fleshy buttocks, "It's a reward for my baby!"

When she heard that it was a reward for herself, Hongxia was excited for a while, but she seemed to think of something suddenly, and immediately reminded Ding Dong: "Oh, dear, don't forget, there is still a sum just now."

"Baby, don't worry, I have a very good memory, especially remembering numbers, no, especially remembering money, I can't forget it even if I sincerely want to."

In order to further remind, Hongxia deliberately asked: "Then how much was it just now?"

"Hey, my money fan, don't worry, I will never remember it wrong." Ding Dong pinched Hongxia's fat buttocks gently with his hand: "It was 100 million just now, and now it is 150 million. 250 million in total, right?"

"Yes, that's right," Hongxia suddenly said with a flash of inspiration, "However, this number is too ugly, especially when it is applied to beautiful women, it is very uncoordinated."

"What's the matter?" Ding Dong didn't understand what Hongxia was talking about, so he asked anxiously, "Oh, as long as you have money, what's wrong with it? Why bother so much?"

"Honey, think about it, how can the number 250 be used on the beauty you like?" Hongxia stood behind Ding Dong's chair, her hands softly resting on his shoulders.

Ding Dong finally understood what Hongxia meant, but his mind changed, and he immediately joked with Hongxia: "Okay, the number 250 doesn't sound good, so let's change it to 200, baby, are you satisfied now?"

Hongxia didn't know that Ding Dong was joking with her, so she was very anxious, and said quickly: "No, you are a master of numbers, you should understand, the most reasonable way is to round up."