The madman who eats all the money

"Geometry?" Ding Dong rolled his eyes and stared blankly at Hongxia: "What do you mean?"

"Oh my God!" Hongxia was greatly surprised and exclaimed, "You, a brilliant student with a special talent in mathematics, don't know the meaning of 'geometry'?"

"Yes!" Ding Dong still looked at Hongxia foolishly.

Hongxia shook her head again and again: "I didn't expect it! I really didn't expect it!"

In fact, Ding Dong knew what Hongxia said, but in order to tease Hongxia, he pretended not to know what she meant, and said with a smile: "My baby, you have learned a lot recently, and I can't keep up with you." pace."

Hahaha……

Hongxia laughed proudly.

Ding Dong went on to say: "If this continues, it seems that I will give up the position of president to you."

Hongxia knew that Ding Dong was joking, and she said that she was not that material, so she turned the conversation back to the main topic and asked, "Honey, don't you really know what I just said?"

Ding Dong still shook his head and said, "I really don't know what you mean by 'geometry'."

Hongxia didn't know that Ding Dong was faking it, so she told Ding Dong what she meant: "Honey, I'm asking me how much reward you will give me for playing the parachute game."

"Oh, you're talking about money rewards." Ding Dong wanted to laugh, but he held back his laughter, put on a serious look, and stretched out his palms towards Hongxia: "My reward money is this amount."

"Is it 50?" Hongxia asked.

Ding Dong didn't open his mouth to answer, but nodded to Hongxia.

"Look, isn't this a little less?" Hongxia immediately smiled and turned her face into a charming red rose.

Ding Dong's eyes lit up, and he turned the back of his hand towards Hongxia, and said with a wink, "Okay, to thank you for your rosy smile, let's multiply 50 by 2."

Hongxia knew that this was the best time to bargain, and she should not let go of this great opportunity, she had to make an inch of it, so she grabbed Ding Dong's little brother who had been standing guard and shook her, and said in a coquettish voice, "My dear!" , you know, this is not an ordinary job, this is a technical job, you are a person with values, you just multiply the 50 by 3, right?"

Hey, she is becoming more and more good at bargaining, she really keeps pace with the times.

However, Ding Dong was not angry either, he thought that it is not a bad thing for a woman to add some wisdom.Besides, the times have changed, and the taste of men has also improved. Therefore, women nowadays are not enough to be beautiful and gentle. Only beautiful, gentle and intelligent women can win the favor of men.

Hongxia stared at her big beautiful eyes, waiting for Ding Dong's reply with a beating heart.

Once Ding Dong was happy, he replied: "Okay, I will give you a reward based on your glib tongue."

Hearing that Ding Dong agreed, Hongxia's eyes lit up, her heart was happy, and she couldn't wait to ask: "Honey, how much more?"

Ding Dong gently scratched the tender grapes on Hongxia's chest with his hands, and said, "Okay, then follow what you said, multiply 50 by 3."

"My dear, you are really considerate." Hongxia didn't have any intention of thanking Ding Dong in her heart, thinking that if you don't give me your money, you will be cheated by other women, but she still said sweetly: "Thank you! You are so kind to me!"

"My baby, if you thank me, you don't have to thank me. If you thank me, won't you be gone?"

"Yes, yes, yes, you can't see outsiders! You can't see outsiders!" Hongxia thought to herself, don't be sentimental, my old lady didn't want to thank you in the first place, your money is not free, and it is free.

If Ding Dong knew that Hongxia would think like this, he would definitely push Hongxia under the bed.

"Hurry up and start parachuting through the air." Ding Dong urged: "If you keep procrastinating like this, my little brother will automatically parachute by himself, and if you don't contribute, you won't be able to get the reward. "

"Okay, then I'll start the performance." Hongxia said with a cheerful smile, "Honey, then you are ready to pay for the reward."

"Oh," Ding Dong said suddenly, "but baby, I have to remind you."

Hongxia's heart tightened, and she hurriedly asked, "What do you want to remind? Tell me quickly!"

"This game should have a time limit. I limit you to finish it within 5 minutes. It's exactly [-]:[-]. If I don't have a parachute by [-]:[-], you won't get a penny of rewards." " Ding Dong said suddenly with a serious face.

"What? Is there a time limit?" Hongxia never expected that Ding Dong would do this. She was anxious and asked quickly, "My dear, why is there a time limit?"

"Baby, I didn't mean to make things difficult for you. Think about it, if there is no time limit, it's not a game."

"why?"

"Think about it, your game is a parachute from the air, and you are required to give me a parachute. If there is no time limit, then you are not needed at all. I will automatically parachute sooner or later. You should understand this physiological common sense Yes, are you right?"

"Okay, the time limit is the time limit." Knowing that Ding Dong was right, Hongxia agreed, but she asked again: "Honey, can you change the 'time limit of 5 minutes' to 'time limit of 10 minutes'?"

Ding Dong immediately shook his head: "No way!"

"Then 8 minutes?"

"no!"

"Then 6 minutes?"

"It doesn't work either!" Ding Dong insisted: "I said 5 minutes and it's 5 minutes. If you add more time, this game will be meaningless."

Knowing Ding Dong's temper, since he has made a decision, it cannot be changed, so she just nodded and agreed to Ding Dong's time limit: "Okay, 5 minutes will be 5 minutes."

In order to prevent Hongxia from being able to easily parachute through the air, Ding Dong is pampering his little brother with his hands, and deliberately thinking about some sexual images in his mind.

Ding Dong was thinking, is it Hongxia's ability to cool down the temperature better, or my skill at raising the temperature is deeper, let's wait and see, anyway, I won't let you succeed easily.

Hongxia originally thought that this parachute was a very easy thing to do, a gamble where only winners could be won but not lost, and as long as she endured it slowly, it would always come to fruition.Who knows, this big pervert is so bad, he doesn't want to get the bounty for himself, and set some time limit.

Hongxia was thinking, he doesn't want me to win, so I should give up?No!I will never give up, this is a reward of 150 million. 150 million can buy a luxury car, or you can buy a three-bedroom apartment.

So how can we do a parachute in the air within 5 minutes?Although Hongxia refused to give up, she had no clue at the moment.

Ding Dong was so used to his little brother's hand that he didn't stop for a second.

Seeing that Ding Dong kept singing against her, Hongxia was very anxious. She didn't want to miss 150 million.

She sat up, put on her underwear, got out of bed, sat on the sofa, and put on all the clothes she had taken off.She didn't want Ding Dong to heat up when he saw her body, she wanted to eliminate all interference.

She walked to the computer desk, sat down, turned on the computer, and connected to the Internet.

Ding Dong saw that Hongxia was concentrating on surfing the Internet, seeming to have forgotten her own existence, and was very puzzled, thinking, she wanted to get my bounty so much, why did she suddenly treat this money-making game as a joke?

He couldn't help asking: "My baby, you don't play parachutes anymore? Then you give up the reward of 150 million?"

Hongxia didn't answer, nor did she look back at Ding Dong.

Ding Dong felt inconceivable. Seeing her open eyes for money, how could she give up the 150 million so easily?This is a lot of money!

In fact, Ding Dong's rebellion is not because he is reluctant to part with 150 million, but because he wants to increase the difficulty of this game, so as to experience greater excitement and greater happiness.Therefore, he didn't want Hongxia to give up halfway, so he quickly reminded: "Now I announce that if you complete the air parachute this time, I will hold another prize quiz next time, and the reward amount will exceed 150 million."

Hongxia turned a deaf ear, still ignored Ding Dong, and went to her own net.

Ding Dong was puzzled, but there was nothing he could do about it, thinking, she might have retreated in spite of the difficulties.Then let her go, this is her choice, this is her freedom.

Playing, playing, Hongxia suddenly exclaimed: "My God, there is so much money in your account, this is an astronomical figure!"