The madman who eats all the money

When I arrived at the Nancheng Employment Agency, Ding Dong stood at the entrance of the lobby, thinking, I can't be bumped into by an acquaintance, if I am bumped into by an acquaintance, they will definitely point out to me: "Three months ago, it was a big group. The president of the company, but now he came to apply for a warehouse worker..." If that's the case, it's shameful.

Like a thief, Ding Dong poked his head out, widened his natural narrow eyes, looked around, and made sure that there was no acquaintance inside, so he swung his arms and walked in.

The hall is quite lively today. More than [-] units came to recruit, and there were quite a few people who came to apply for the job. It seemed that these people were doing rough work.

Ding Dong read all the recruitment brochures placed in front of the workbenches of each unit, and he knew that basically these units recruited similar types of jobs, not electricians, fitters, welders, lathe workers and other technical types, but warehouse workers, porters, etc. Workers, cleaners and other "hard, dirty and tiring" jobs.

Ding Dong knew in his heart that technical jobs such as electricians were out of his reach. It was impossible for other companies to recruit new people as apprentices. These "hard, dirty, and tiring" jobs could be applied for by themselves. You don't need to learn, just look at it, as long as you have a good body.

Hengye Garment Factory is recruiting 5 warehouse workers. This is a Sino-foreign joint venture. It is a star enterprise in Nancheng, and its benefits are quite good.Ding Dong thought, this unit is relatively better, and the wages may be higher than warehouse workers in other units, so he lined up in front of the recruitment desk of this company.

The job requirements for warehouse workers are very simple: male, under 40 years old, in good health, and with no education background (as long as I can fill out the "Registration Form for Applicants" by myself).

While queuing up for the interview, Ding Dong smiled wryly in his heart. Three months ago, he was a billionaire president, but now he is queuing up to apply for a warehouse worker. Hey, God can really be joking!

An hour later, Ding Dong was scheduled for an interview.

The recruiting staff looked up at Ding Dong, and asked in a long voice, "Are you a local?"

"Yes." Ding Dong nodded slightly.

"How is your body?" The staff looked at Ding Dong with wide eyes.

"Didn't you see it?" Ding Dong said to the staff with a half-smile, "It's very strong, full of strength!"

"Okay!" The staff handed over a "Registration Form for Applicants" on a piece of paper: "Just fill it out."

Ding Dong took the registration form and put it on the table, picked up the fountain pen on the table, and started writing.

To Ding Dong, filling out the registration form is simply what kindergarten children do, and it couldn't be easier.He quickly filled in the previous basic information, but when it came to the job resume, he stopped the pen in his hand and started to have difficulties.

Ding Dong was thinking, if he wrote out his resume, the staff would not believe it. How could the president of a group become a warehouse worker in just three months?Even if I explained the whole story, they would think I was making it up.Once they doubted my integrity, it was impossible for them to accept me.

Ding Dong thought, since he can't write, then let's not write.

He was about to pass the registration form with no resume filled in to the staff, when he suddenly thought, this cannot be done, if the registration form is not filled in completely, the staff will definitely think that there is something wrong with my attitude, and in this way, people will not take mine.

then what should we do?Ding Dong hesitated.

"Why can't you fill out the simple registration form?" The staff member said impatiently: "No way, you look so beautiful in your handwriting, you seem to be a literate person, why..."

Before the staff finished speaking, Ding Dong turned his head and said quickly: "Oh, that's right. I have done a lot of work in the past ten years, but I only remember the year, and I can't remember the month for a while."

"It's not important, it doesn't matter if you can't remember the month, you can just write down the year." The staff said.

Ding Dong knew that if he didn't fill it out, he couldn't pass the test, so he compiled a job resume and handed it to the staff after filling it out.

The staff took the registration form, looked at it at a glance, and said, "Okay, you have been admitted."

"Then when can I come to work in your factory?" Ding Dong was a little excited.

"You can report to the factory in the afternoon."

Ding Dong was about to get up and leave when suddenly someone patted him heavily on the shoulder: "President Ding!"

Ding Dong looked back, his face turned pale.