The madman who eats all the money

Ding Dong, who escaped from the tofu stall in embarrassment, walked towards the hut where he lived with his head drooping and sighing.

Along the way, he was thinking, how could he be so unlucky, he rarely wanted to eat a bowl of tofu nao, but he happened to meet Master Chen, and after spending the money, he only ate one bite of fried dough sticks and two mouthfuls of tofu nao.

Nancheng is so big, we haven't seen each other for several years, why did we bump into each other this morning?Alas, I still carry too much!

Thinking about it, I have been lucky in the past few months. Three months ago, I only had a benign sarcoma, but it was misdiagnosed as terminal cancer by the chief oncologist of the provincial hospital, which cost me a billion yuan. His assets were given away in vain, and he ended up wandering around, eating and worrying about the next meal.

Yesterday afternoon, obviously I was trying to persuade Hongxia not to enter that dirty and dangerous place, but my good intentions were not rewarded. Instead, I was humiliated by her in public and kicked off by her pretty boy All fours.

Last night, I originally wanted to find a beautiful lady, Le Yile, to adjust my mood, but I ran into some crooked melons and bad dates, wasting my passion and my life-saving 200 yuan in vain.

Thinking about the many unlucky things in the past few months, I can't think about it for three days and three nights.

Ugh……

Ding Dong heaved a long sigh, shook his head, and said to himself: "Hey, did you do too many bad things in your previous life?"

After entering the hut, Ding Dong collapsed on the bed without taking off his shoes.

Just as he was closing his eyes and resting his mind, his stomach started to growl and growl.Only then did he realize that he hadn't had breakfast yet, so he got up quickly and prepared to make a pack of instant noodles to satisfy his hunger.

Unexpectedly, when I picked up the water bottle and shook it, it was empty, then I picked up another water bottle, and after shaking it, it was still empty.Oh, I forgot to boil the water yesterday.

He picked up the electric kettle and boiled water.He was impatient, before the water boiled, he tore open the package of instant noodles with a swipe, grabbed the dry instant noodles with his hands, and chomped.

It was the first time for him, who was once worth a billion dollars, to eat instant noodles dry.However, at this moment, eating instant noodles, he felt quite fragrant, and the taste was quite good.

The stomach is full, but Ding Dong's thoughts are on his body.He was worried about applying for the job, and it had been five days. Why didn't the Dahua Trading Company call? It seemed that he had lost his name this time.

That's right, I've been having bad luck recently, how could it be my turn for such a good job?

Ding Dong thought, he must be out of luck, he should not wait for this call, and find another way out, otherwise, he will not even be able to eat instant noodles.

Yes, it is difficult to find a decent job for a while, but I can let go of my airs first and find a job that is not decent and the salary is not high. This should be very easy.Anyway, now that I am still young and strong, I can find a "hard and dirty" job first, earn money to buy instant noodles, and then ride a donkey to find a horse and find another job.

With my mind and experience, it is impossible to find a good job, it is only a matter of time.And once I find a good job position, I will definitely use the advantages of the position to tap capital and make a comeback.

Ding Dong was full of confidence all of a sudden.He took out a pack of Hongtashan from his pocket, took one out and put it in his mouth, lit it with a "snap", took two deep breaths, and then exhaled a thick smoke ring from his mouth.

In the past, he would only blow out one or two smoke rings leisurely after a big order was negotiated, or when he was playing "fluttering" with Hongxia and her five sisters.

The thick and big smoke ring dissipated to Ding Dong's surroundings. When it was gone, he took two deep puffs of smoke, and then exhaled a thicker and bigger smoke ring than before.

Looking at the smoke ring that was getting farther and bigger in front of him, Ding Dong suddenly thought that his career after his comeback in the future would definitely get bigger and bigger.Ha, ha, at that time, don't worry about your five sisters rushing to embrace you...

When the cigarette is exhausted, the smoke ring disappears.At this time, Ding Dong also woke up.

He immediately gave orders to himself: "Ding Dong, listen to me, career and beauties are a matter for the future, don't think about it now, as long as you are still alive, there will always be beauties... The first priority right now is to find a job as soon as possible." You are not allowed to pick and choose for the work of subsistence, you can do whatever work you have..."

Ding Dong was quite obedient, locked the door, and obediently went to Nancheng Employment Agency.