The madman who eats all the money

Fang Qiang pushed open the door and was startled. His wife hadn't slept all night, she was naked with only a bath towel on, and she was sitting on the sofa blankly waiting for him to come back.

Fang Qiang was guilty of being a thief, and felt uneasy.

But after all, he is a veteran, he immediately calmed down, reminding himself not to take it lightly, his wife is a woman with careful thinking, and she can't be dealt with so casually.He stroked his train of thought as quickly as possible, and thought of the words to deal with.

The wife's face sank, and she asked scoldingly, "Why did you come back?"

Fang Qiang didn't look directly at him, and answered the wrong question: "Honey, why are you sitting here naked?"

"Knowingly asking."

"Put on your clothes quickly, or you'll catch a cold."

"A cold is a cold, it's nothing special."

"My dear, a cold can hurt your body, so you should put on your clothes quickly."

"I won't wear it," said the wife, pulling off the bath towel from her body, "You're already home, so I don't need to wear it anymore."

"why?"

"Why do you ask knowingly again, what's wrong with you today? It seems that you only have the IQ of a three-year-old child."

Fang Qiang knew very well what his wife wanted to do, but now that the situation was special, he could only pretend to be crazy: "It's not morning, it's time to get dressed."

"Who stipulated that you must put on clothes in the morning?" His wife stared fiercely at Fang Qiang with her goldfish eyes.

Fang Qiang, who can speak well, argued hard: "Who should make the rules, this is common sense."

The wife is not a vegetarian either, so she retorted: "You still know so much common sense, so do you know that you should go home and sleep at night?"

In order to ease the atmosphere, Fang Qiang put the towel on the sofa back on his wife, and joked, "Wife, didn't you sleep too?"

"How will I sleep if you don't come back?" His wife pulled off the bath towel from her body again, and asked anxiously, "Quickly, what did you do all night?"

"I didn't do anything." Fang Qiang remained calm and said, "What can I do?"

"Why didn't you come back all night without doing anything?" His wife pointed at Fang Qiang's nose and asked, "Should I go to find..."

Before his wife could finish asking, Fang Qiang immediately smiled and replied: "I was going home for dinner before dinner yesterday, and I ran into Ding Dong on the way, so we went to the bar to drink and chat."

"Bah! Nonsense!" The wife said with a fierce look in her eyes, gnashing her teeth, "You guys are not gay, can you chat all night?"

"Did you know that something happened to Ding Dong. So, we chatted all night." Fang Qiang tried his best to keep calm.

"What? What happened to Ding Dong?" His wife asked with concern, "What happened?"

"Hey, the world is unpredictable. He is now a pauper who can't even pay for a taxi." Fang Qiang said "Oh", shook his head, and sighed: "It's really unpredictable."

"How is this possible? Don't confuse me. I'm not a three-year-old kid." The wife didn't believe it at all, and said, "He is a billionaire boss, how could he not even afford a car?"

"I didn't lie to you. I lied to you as a puppy. It's like this. He was diagnosed with advanced bone cancer three months ago. He thought he was going to die. He thought he was an orphan and no one would inherit his inheritance. It was a waste, and all the assets of one billion yuan were turned into cash, and all of them were given to Hongxia and her five sisters."

"My God, I'm only 30 years old, and I'm in such good health, how could I have cancer?" The wife continued, "However, he did the right thing. After all, Hongxia and the others are his lovers."

"Yeah, it's reasonable for him to do this, which shows that he is a kind and righteous person." Fang Qiang said while putting the bath towel on his wife again: "But he didn't suffer from cancer."

"Husband, you are confused," the wife asked, "Does he have cancer?"

"He must have cancer, but it was just a misdiagnosis." Fang Qiang said in one breath: "But the one billion that was sent out will never come back, so he is now a poor man."

"Oh my God, that's too much of a joke for God." His wife exclaimed.

"Who said it wasn't?" Fang Qiang also sighed.

The wife asked curiously: "He fell from the sky to the ground all at once, how could he bear it?" His wife stared at Fang Qiang with a pair of golden fish eyes.

"Yeah, his current situation is really horrible." Fang Qiang said with a serious face.

"Then how does he live now?"

"He wants to make a comeback," Fang Qiang shook his head and said, "However, he currently has no starting assets."

His wife is a smart person, so she thought of something at this moment, and quickly asked, "Husband, did he borrow money from you?"

"Yeah, who told us to be friends." Fang Qiang gave his wife a thumbs up and boasted: "Wife, you are really amazing, you can guess right."

"Did he really borrow it from you?" The wife's heart was pounding, and she asked anxiously, "How much did you lend him?"

Fang Qiang raised his head, and replied confidently: "I didn't lend it to him, I didn't lend him a penny."

"Really?" The wife didn't quite believe her husband's words, and asked with her eyes wide open.

"Of course it's true. He's already a poor man. How could I lend him money?" Fang Qiang said calmly.

"You are such good friends. If you didn't lend him any money, there must be an excuse."

"Of course, who is your husband?" Fang Qiang said with relish: "When I heard that he borrowed money from me, I reacted very quickly and immediately made up a reason why I couldn't borrow money."

The wife was very curious, and asked, "Quickly, what is the reason?"

"I said, it's like this..." Fang Qiang told his wife exactly what happened in the bar just now.

"Husband, you are so great!" His wife held his face and gnawed frantically.

After a while, his wife suddenly remembered something, immediately let go of her hand, and asked: "Then if he is desperate, will he come to borrow money from you again?"

Fang Qiang hugged his wife in his arms, kissed him twice, and said: "Wife, you can rest assured, even though he said some polite words when we broke up, Ding Dong is a person who wants to save face." , will never come to me again. Take a step back, even if he comes to me again, I will not lend him money, you know, I am a person with principles, "

His wife dragged him by the hand and said, "Then I'm relieved, let's go, let's get down to business."

"What's the business?" Fang Qiang understands what his wife is talking about, but he can't do that right now, so he can only pretend to be confused.

"Just to make up for last night's homework." My wife dragged Fang Qiang up and ran into the bedroom: "Come on, hurry up, don't dawdle."