The madman who eats all the money

His wife grabbed Fang Qiang and was about to run into the bedroom: "Husband, let's go, hurry up, don't dawdle."

Fang Qiang was nervous for a while, thinking, this is over, he just finished firing the cannonball at Nana a few hours ago, if he wants to fire at his wife again now, it must be a squib or an empty cannon.If it's really a squib or an empty gun when they go to bed, then a big war will definitely break out in this peaceful home.

What should we do?Escape is already impossible.

When he was approaching the door of the bedroom, Fang Qiang had a quick wit, pretended to be a little uncomfortable, and said to his wife: "Wife, let me go, let me go."

"Let me let you go? What are you going to do?" The wife didn't let go of her hand, but she kept trying to drag him into the bedroom: "You want to slip? There's no door!"

"What are you doing?" Fang Qiang said hurriedly while breaking his wife's hand, "Let go of me, my stomach hurts so much, I'm going to the bathroom to make it easier."

"How can there be so many things," the wife said, pulling her face down, "I won't let you do that, and you don't want to do that. Are you sincerely against me?"

"Wife, what are you talking about." Fang Qiang quickly explained: "I didn't mean it, it's just a coincidence."

"Oh, you should have said it earlier, okay, okay, you go, you go." The wife let go of her hand and said, "But, you have to hurry up."

"What's the rush? I'm not going to the company today. Anyway, I have plenty of time. Besides, there's nothing special about doing this. It's fine to do it sooner or later."

"Aren't you in a hurry, what are you talking about?" The wife urged: "If you want to go up, go up quickly, if you don't go up, follow me into the bedroom."

"Okay!" Fang Qiang went into the bathroom while untying his belt.

Fang Qiang didn't really want convenience, he was delaying time, he was trying to figure out how to subtly refuse his wife's request.

What should I do if I get out of the bathroom?Fang Qiang is running his brain rapidly

After 3 minutes, Fang Qiang did not come out, and his wife yelled loudly at the door of the bathroom: "Husband, why is it taking so long? Are you peeing on cows?"

"What's the hurry, I'm just untying my hand, it's early!" Fang Qiang replied loudly in the bathroom.

"What a disappointment!" The wife sighed loudly: "I don't understand it early, I don't understand it later, but it happens at this time. Hey, it's so boring!"

After another 5 minutes, Ding Dong still hadn't figured out a way to refuse his wife to do that.

Before seeing Fang Qiang coming out, his wife was anxious and yelled at the door again: "Husband, why are you still not coming out? Did you fall into the toilet?"

"Staying in Germany for the past two months, I'm a little acclimatized and angry, so I'm a little constipated these days, and every time I go to the toilet, I find it very difficult." Fang Qiang said loudly in the bathroom: "Honey, the more you rush outside, I will The more you can't pull it down. Oh, I beg you, don't rush, okay?"

"No! You haven't reached the age of seventy, so it's so difficult." The wife still shouted: "Anyway, you have to hurry up."

"Today is not our bridal chamber wedding night, what are you in a hurry for?" In order to delay time, Fang Qiang joked with his wife.

"Hey, my husband, what's the matter with you today? Usually you have to do this thing, you are always in a hurry, and you can't wait for a second."

"To do that, of course you have to be in a hurry," Fang Qiang explained: "But there is something wrong today."

"What's the situation? Did you last night..." My wife became a little alert.

Before his wife could say anything, Fang Qiang immediately explained: "Wife, what are you talking about, I mean I have a stomachache, so I have to solve it, or forget it in the morning, let's do it at night, you know, I'm used to doing it at night, and it's exciting to do it at night."

Before his wife answered, Fang Qiang added: "My wife, I will definitely make you ecstatic and happy at night."

"No! No!" The wife insisted in a coquettish voice, "Honey, I want to do it now."

"Isn't it the same to do it at night?" Fang Qiang is still trying his best to persuade his wife: "Anyway, I will do it today."

"No, you know, to do this kind of thing is to strike while the iron is hot." The wife did not change her original intention.

Knowing that his wife didn't listen to his persuasion, Fang Qiang sat on the toilet in a panic, with beads of sweat rolling down his forehead.

There was nothing he could do, so he could only sit on the toilet and procrastinate, thinking, one minute of procrastination is one minute, and one second of procrastination is one second.

Seeing that Fang Qiang hadn't come out yet, his wife couldn't help but yelled again: "Honey, can you hurry up?"

"Okay, okay, soon! Soon!" Fang Qiang responded.

"Honey, listen to me. I'll give you the last three minutes. If you don't come out, I'll take revolutionary action. Don't blame me then." The wife issued an ultimatum to Fang Qiang.

What's wrong with my wife today?She has never been so active before, and she has never been so anxious. Could it be that she drank some refreshing soup in the morning?Could it be that she...

Fang Qiang was puzzled.

In fact, his wife didn't have such a strong demand in this regard, and she never took the initiative before. It's just that "contracting mistresses" has become popular in the society in recent years, and she began to feel uneasy, and she was not at ease with his rich husband. Now, she knows that there are no good preventive measures, and she can only "inspect the goods" skillfully when necessary, so that hidden dangers can be found and eliminated in time, so as to avoid endless troubles and get out of hand at that time.

Three minutes to the last five seconds, Fang Qiang, who was at his wit's end, thought to himself that he couldn't find any reason to refuse his wife to do that, so he walked out of the bathroom listlessly with his pants up, and was stunned. In the living room.

What should I do?

Fang Qiang scratched his head, lost his mind.

Just when he was at a loss, his wife dragged him into the bedroom.

The wife had no cloths on her body, which saved a cumbersome process of undressing, so as soon as she entered the bedroom, she kicked off the slippers on her feet, lay her feet on the bed, and yelled: "Husband, hurry up! Husband, hurry up!"

There was no way out, and Fang Qiang had no choice but to take off his clothes slowly while cheering for his little brother: "Hey, you must carry forward the fighting spirit of continuous combat and fear of powerful enemies, and you must not be defeated Come down and make a fool of me, otherwise, the consequences will be disastrous."

Seeing her husband taking off his clothes slowly, his wife couldn't help thinking about it, thinking of him not coming home last night, thinking of his refusal to come out of the bathroom just now, and thinking of him just now persuading herself to wait until night to do it, she thought again...

The more she thought about it, the more afraid she became, and the more afraid she became, the more she thought about it.

However, she quickly calmed down again, thinking, these are baseless guesses, and she is just troubling others, and she will have a clear answer only after she finishes the matter.

Strange to say, Fang Qiang's little brother seemed to understand his master's thoughts, and he was very upbeat. After the master finished taking off his clothes, in less than 30 seconds, he not only raised his head, but also straightened his waist like a hero. .

Fang Qiang subconsciously looked at his extremely tall little brother, and smiled knowingly.

He was a false alarm just now, and the heart that had been hanging in the air finally fell down.He thought to himself, if he knew that his little brother was so upbeat, he wouldn't have to wait in the bathroom to procrastinate, and he wouldn't have to rack his brains to think of countermeasures.

He never expected that his little brother would be so upbeat, so he regained his energy all of a sudden, thinking that he must use a perfect performance to dispel all doubts in his wife's heart, and make her feel that he is her husband. the only one.

In the expectation of his wife, Fang Qiang entered into the main drama of upside down.

His wife didn't inspect the product with her eyes, but she already knew that her husband's product was not a counterfeit, but a real one, at least not used within 24 hours.

Five minutes later, the entire bedroom echoed with shocking groans for a long time...

His wife felt the unique "stalwart" of a real man during the ups and downs, experienced the "uprightness" that a strong man should have, tasted the "pleasure" of harmony between husband and wife, and also verified her husband's "loyalty" to his wife.

An hour later, the wife with a face full of happiness sat up from the bed, kissed her husband twice on the face, and then, while slowly getting dressed, said to the other party in a childlike voice: "Husband, you You have worked hard, lie down for a while, and I will make you a delicious breakfast."

His wife was only 3 minutes away from the bed, and Fang Qiang, who was already carefree, quickly fell asleep.Also snored quickly.

He hadn't slept all night, so he was naturally very sleepy.

While making breakfast in the kitchen, his wife was thinking, luckily the goods passed the inspection, otherwise, she didn't know what would happen next.

Thinking, thinking, she laughed herself, laughing at herself for being too suspicious, laughing at herself for being too sensitive, but most of all she laughed at herself for being too happy.