The madman who eats all the money
Chapter 114
Ding Dong was alone, drinking mulled wine one after another.
Suddenly, a sweet female voice floated over with a strong fragrance: "Handsome guy, why are you drinking alone here? Do you want me to drink with you?"
Ding Dong, who had been drinking with his head down all the time, raised his head and took a sleepy look, wow!She is a 100% beauty, with a standard oval face, ruddy complexion, willow brows and phoenix eyes, a small cherry mouth, a wonderful figure, fashionable clothes, revealing as much as she can, and extremely sexy.
Ding Dong, who was downcast, saw the beautiful woman, suddenly regained his spirits, immediately put down the wine glass in his hand, and said in a long voice: "My wine is almost done, at this moment, I don't need to accompany the wine , but I want a companion to sleep with."
The beauty looked at Ding Dong with seductive eyes, and replied in a coquettish voice: "Handsome guy, I think you haven't finished your drink yet, why don't you let me accompany you to the bar first, and we'll talk about the rest after drinking the wine." Well."
Ding Dong looked at the beauty's phoenix eyes, shook his head, and insisted: "Beauty, I'm really drunk, I don't need to accompany you anymore, you should sleep with me, okay?"
Ding Dong immediately added: "Little sister, you don't know, I'm very good at it, I'll guarantee you a good time, really!"
The girl squinted her phoenix eyes and looked at Ding Dong, smiling without saying a word.
Ding Dong began to shift his gaze, and his two mouse eyes, which never opened wide, stared straight at the two sleeping peaks of the girl, and said lewdly: "Girl, if you don't speak, is it considered acquiescing? You know Is it? I'm really good at it."
Facing Ding Dong who had completely lost his composure, the girl kept flashing her long and black eyelashes, still smiling without saying a word.But she was thinking in her heart, hmph, you are so ugly, you don't need a mirror to look at yourself, you really want to eat swan meat, but, if you are a big money among the big money, this lady can consider it.
Ding Dong didn't know what the beauty in front of him was thinking, so he didn't give up, nor was he discouraged. He was about to use his trick, when a really handsome guy walked in from the door, and he made a move to the girl.
Seeing the handsome guy waving to her, the girl stood up and ran towards the handsome guy with a happy smile before she even had time to say hello to Ding Dong.
Soon, this beauty was hugged by the handsome guy who just walked in, and entered the VIP room.
Seeing their backs disappearing at the door of the VIP room, Ding Dong was extremely angry.
It was so disappointing, Ding Dong had no choice but to pick up the wine glass on the table again, and drank the dull wine alone.
As he drank, drank, Ding Dong's heart gradually became distressed. He thought, damn it, now I want to have a girl and I still have to listen to others, and I still can't get my wish. If I was still three months ago, don't It is a piece of cake to pick up one girl, but even pick up ten or twenty.
He continued to sigh again, hum, isn't it just handsome? What's the big deal? If I were still President Ding three months ago, let alone a handsome guy, even the handsome guy's father would be fine.
He drank and drank, and finally got drunk, but he was not drunk enough, and his consciousness was still a little lucid.He continued pouring the wine from the glass to his mouth.
Down, down, Ding Dong suddenly remembered, Fang Qiang only put down 2000 yuan for wine, and he had to count it and drink it.Although he also put down another 3000 yuan, it was the living money for my emergency.
He called a male waiter to his side, pointed to the empty wine bottle on the wine table, and asked, "Hey, do the math, how much did you drink?"
The male waiter quickly pointed to the empty wine bottle on the table and told Ding Dong: "Boss, you have already drunk 1804 yuan of wine."
The male waiter then asked again: "Boss, do you want to serve more wine?"
Ding Dong raised his head, opened his mouth, breathed out a mouthful of alcohol, and stammered, "Of course I'll do it again.",
The male waiter asked: "Boss, how much more wine?"
Ding Dong looked up at the male waiter, and continued to stammer: "Oh, one more, one hundred and ninety six yuan for wine, one, not a penny, not more, I, my business, let me declare in advance, many, Too much, no, no money."
The male waiter quickly brought the wine, put it in front of Ding Dong, and said politely: "Boss, the wine is here!"
"A lot, a lot, how much is the wine?" Ding Dong asked while drinking the wine.
"Oh, this is two hundred and two dollars." The male waiter replied politely.
"You, you, you kid are playing, playing with me?" Ding Dong suddenly roared loudly.
"Boss, I don't understand what you mean." The male waiter immediately said with a smile on his face: "You are our God, how can I play with you?"
"Then you didn't hear what I just said?" Ding Dong patted the table and asked the male waiter's nose with his finger.
"What did you say just now?" The male waiter was dumbfounded.
"Just now, I, I, didn't I say that I asked you to take a hundred and ninety six yuan of wine, one, not a penny, it can't be more, why do you still have more, more, more than Lu, Lu, Lu A dollar, are you sincere, sincere, sincerely thinking..."
Without waiting for Ding Dong to stutter, the waiter immediately explained with a smile on his face: "Oh, boss, it's like this, our lobby manager said that the [-] yuan after that will be waived, but you are welcome to visit us often s Bar."
"Oh, well, easy to talk about! Easy to talk about! Easy to talk about!" Ding Dong drank again, shaking his head.
After finishing the drink, Ding Dong stood up, stuffed the 3000 yuan on the table into his jacket pocket, grabbed the 2000 yuan on the side, walked to the bar counter swaying left and right, and sprinkled it towards the bar: " Here, drink money!"
The 2000 yuan bills were scattered on the countertop of the bar counter, and some bills were still floating on the ground. The cashier quickly picked up the banknotes on the ground with his lower body, and counted them one by one along with the bills on the countertop.
Before the cashier at the bar counted the money, Ding Dong stumbled out of the bar.
At this time, two middle-aged male security guards at the bar stopped Ding Dong immediately.
The security guard was about to drag Ding Dong into the bar, but the cashier at the bar had already counted the money, no more and no less, exactly 2000 yuan.She ran to the door and yelled at the security guard: "Oh, Xiao Li, the drink is good, let the guests go."
After the two security guards let go, Ding Dong staggered towards the road on the right, and cursed, "Damn it, you really look down on people and think I'm short of money!"
With 3000 yuan in his pocket, Ding Dong felt confident, and he was much more airy than three hours ago. When he saw a red taxi approaching, he raised his hand without hesitation.
After getting in the car, my brother asked, "Boss, where are you going?"
Ding Dong leaned back on the chair, waved his hands, and said loudly, "Go to the southern suburbs."
The brother was very patient and continued to ask: "Boss, where are you going?"
"You don't have long ears, do you?" Ding Dong said impatiently while panting heavily with the smell of alcohol, "Didn't I say I went to the southern suburbs!?"
"From your accent, you should be a local. You should know that Nanjiao University has gone to university. How can I drive without a specific location? Then you may say that I took a detour. Boss, please be more specific."
"I also couldn't tell what the name of that ghostly place was." Ding Dong slapped his forehead and said, "Oh, I remembered, that area is full of dilapidated low bungalows, and there is a brick factory not far away, what is it called? I can't remember the brick and tile factory."
"Oh, I see, you are going to Huluwang."
"Yes! Yes!" Ding Dong became excited: "It's Gourd Wang, it's Gourd Wang."
"Come on!" My brother stepped on the gas pedal, and the car roared to the south.
After only driving about two kilometers, Ding Dong hurriedly shouted: "Master, turn around! Turn around!"
My brother didn't turn around or slow down, and said while driving: "Boss, don't worry, I know the way to Huluwan too well, I went there yesterday, and now I can feel it even if I close my eyes."
The elder brother didn't listen to him, Ding Dong became angry, and while patting the back of the driver's seat with his hands, he shouted loudly: "Stop! Stop! Are you deaf? Didn't you hear?"
With a "squeak", my brother came to an emergency brake.
Brother turned around and asked, "Boss, what's the matter?"
"Don't go to Gourd Wang, go to Golden Bay Leisure Center."
"Okay!" The elder brother turned his head, stepped on the gas pedal, and drove eastward.
The car turned around, and my elder brother didn't feel bothered. On the contrary, he was happy, thinking, it would be good to drive all over the place, since the fare is calculated by mileage anyway.
The car had only driven about 200 meters, and Ding Dong yelled loudly again: "Stop! Stop! Stop!"
With a sound of "squeak", my brother came on the emergency brake again and asked, "Boss, what's the matter? Do you still want to go to Huluwang?"
The elder brother thought to himself, this guy must have drunk too much, and he didn't know where he should go.
Ding Dong was very clear-headed, he was afraid that the Golden Bay Leisure Center would not be open in the morning, so going there would be a waste of time, not to mention a waste of dozens of dollars in taxi fare.
He asked: "Hey, master, is the Golden Bay Leisure Center open for morning camp?"
Without even thinking about it, my brother replied, "This center is open 24 hours a day."
"Master, why are you so clear?" Ding Dong asked half-believingly, "There are so many leisure centers in Nancheng, do you remember it wrong?"
"I can't remember wrongly. I often send guests here."
"Really? You didn't lie to me?" Ding Dong had heard that some brothers would tell all kinds of lies in order to attract customers, so he was still a little worried.
The elder brother saw that the customer still didn’t believe him, so he said: “Let’s do this, after you get there and confirm that it’s open, you’ll pay for the car. Huluwang, Boss, do you think it's okay?"
"Okay! Okay!" Ding Dong was very happy when he heard the brother say this, and said repeatedly: "Hurry up! Hurry up!"
Ding Dong has been drinking for more than ten years, he must be released in time, otherwise he will be burned with lust...
At this moment, how much he hopes that the car can reach the Golden Bay Leisure Center within 1 minute.
Suddenly, a sweet female voice floated over with a strong fragrance: "Handsome guy, why are you drinking alone here? Do you want me to drink with you?"
Ding Dong, who had been drinking with his head down all the time, raised his head and took a sleepy look, wow!She is a 100% beauty, with a standard oval face, ruddy complexion, willow brows and phoenix eyes, a small cherry mouth, a wonderful figure, fashionable clothes, revealing as much as she can, and extremely sexy.
Ding Dong, who was downcast, saw the beautiful woman, suddenly regained his spirits, immediately put down the wine glass in his hand, and said in a long voice: "My wine is almost done, at this moment, I don't need to accompany the wine , but I want a companion to sleep with."
The beauty looked at Ding Dong with seductive eyes, and replied in a coquettish voice: "Handsome guy, I think you haven't finished your drink yet, why don't you let me accompany you to the bar first, and we'll talk about the rest after drinking the wine." Well."
Ding Dong looked at the beauty's phoenix eyes, shook his head, and insisted: "Beauty, I'm really drunk, I don't need to accompany you anymore, you should sleep with me, okay?"
Ding Dong immediately added: "Little sister, you don't know, I'm very good at it, I'll guarantee you a good time, really!"
The girl squinted her phoenix eyes and looked at Ding Dong, smiling without saying a word.
Ding Dong began to shift his gaze, and his two mouse eyes, which never opened wide, stared straight at the two sleeping peaks of the girl, and said lewdly: "Girl, if you don't speak, is it considered acquiescing? You know Is it? I'm really good at it."
Facing Ding Dong who had completely lost his composure, the girl kept flashing her long and black eyelashes, still smiling without saying a word.But she was thinking in her heart, hmph, you are so ugly, you don't need a mirror to look at yourself, you really want to eat swan meat, but, if you are a big money among the big money, this lady can consider it.
Ding Dong didn't know what the beauty in front of him was thinking, so he didn't give up, nor was he discouraged. He was about to use his trick, when a really handsome guy walked in from the door, and he made a move to the girl.
Seeing the handsome guy waving to her, the girl stood up and ran towards the handsome guy with a happy smile before she even had time to say hello to Ding Dong.
Soon, this beauty was hugged by the handsome guy who just walked in, and entered the VIP room.
Seeing their backs disappearing at the door of the VIP room, Ding Dong was extremely angry.
It was so disappointing, Ding Dong had no choice but to pick up the wine glass on the table again, and drank the dull wine alone.
As he drank, drank, Ding Dong's heart gradually became distressed. He thought, damn it, now I want to have a girl and I still have to listen to others, and I still can't get my wish. If I was still three months ago, don't It is a piece of cake to pick up one girl, but even pick up ten or twenty.
He continued to sigh again, hum, isn't it just handsome? What's the big deal? If I were still President Ding three months ago, let alone a handsome guy, even the handsome guy's father would be fine.
He drank and drank, and finally got drunk, but he was not drunk enough, and his consciousness was still a little lucid.He continued pouring the wine from the glass to his mouth.
Down, down, Ding Dong suddenly remembered, Fang Qiang only put down 2000 yuan for wine, and he had to count it and drink it.Although he also put down another 3000 yuan, it was the living money for my emergency.
He called a male waiter to his side, pointed to the empty wine bottle on the wine table, and asked, "Hey, do the math, how much did you drink?"
The male waiter quickly pointed to the empty wine bottle on the table and told Ding Dong: "Boss, you have already drunk 1804 yuan of wine."
The male waiter then asked again: "Boss, do you want to serve more wine?"
Ding Dong raised his head, opened his mouth, breathed out a mouthful of alcohol, and stammered, "Of course I'll do it again.",
The male waiter asked: "Boss, how much more wine?"
Ding Dong looked up at the male waiter, and continued to stammer: "Oh, one more, one hundred and ninety six yuan for wine, one, not a penny, not more, I, my business, let me declare in advance, many, Too much, no, no money."
The male waiter quickly brought the wine, put it in front of Ding Dong, and said politely: "Boss, the wine is here!"
"A lot, a lot, how much is the wine?" Ding Dong asked while drinking the wine.
"Oh, this is two hundred and two dollars." The male waiter replied politely.
"You, you, you kid are playing, playing with me?" Ding Dong suddenly roared loudly.
"Boss, I don't understand what you mean." The male waiter immediately said with a smile on his face: "You are our God, how can I play with you?"
"Then you didn't hear what I just said?" Ding Dong patted the table and asked the male waiter's nose with his finger.
"What did you say just now?" The male waiter was dumbfounded.
"Just now, I, I, didn't I say that I asked you to take a hundred and ninety six yuan of wine, one, not a penny, it can't be more, why do you still have more, more, more than Lu, Lu, Lu A dollar, are you sincere, sincere, sincerely thinking..."
Without waiting for Ding Dong to stutter, the waiter immediately explained with a smile on his face: "Oh, boss, it's like this, our lobby manager said that the [-] yuan after that will be waived, but you are welcome to visit us often s Bar."
"Oh, well, easy to talk about! Easy to talk about! Easy to talk about!" Ding Dong drank again, shaking his head.
After finishing the drink, Ding Dong stood up, stuffed the 3000 yuan on the table into his jacket pocket, grabbed the 2000 yuan on the side, walked to the bar counter swaying left and right, and sprinkled it towards the bar: " Here, drink money!"
The 2000 yuan bills were scattered on the countertop of the bar counter, and some bills were still floating on the ground. The cashier quickly picked up the banknotes on the ground with his lower body, and counted them one by one along with the bills on the countertop.
Before the cashier at the bar counted the money, Ding Dong stumbled out of the bar.
At this time, two middle-aged male security guards at the bar stopped Ding Dong immediately.
The security guard was about to drag Ding Dong into the bar, but the cashier at the bar had already counted the money, no more and no less, exactly 2000 yuan.She ran to the door and yelled at the security guard: "Oh, Xiao Li, the drink is good, let the guests go."
After the two security guards let go, Ding Dong staggered towards the road on the right, and cursed, "Damn it, you really look down on people and think I'm short of money!"
With 3000 yuan in his pocket, Ding Dong felt confident, and he was much more airy than three hours ago. When he saw a red taxi approaching, he raised his hand without hesitation.
After getting in the car, my brother asked, "Boss, where are you going?"
Ding Dong leaned back on the chair, waved his hands, and said loudly, "Go to the southern suburbs."
The brother was very patient and continued to ask: "Boss, where are you going?"
"You don't have long ears, do you?" Ding Dong said impatiently while panting heavily with the smell of alcohol, "Didn't I say I went to the southern suburbs!?"
"From your accent, you should be a local. You should know that Nanjiao University has gone to university. How can I drive without a specific location? Then you may say that I took a detour. Boss, please be more specific."
"I also couldn't tell what the name of that ghostly place was." Ding Dong slapped his forehead and said, "Oh, I remembered, that area is full of dilapidated low bungalows, and there is a brick factory not far away, what is it called? I can't remember the brick and tile factory."
"Oh, I see, you are going to Huluwang."
"Yes! Yes!" Ding Dong became excited: "It's Gourd Wang, it's Gourd Wang."
"Come on!" My brother stepped on the gas pedal, and the car roared to the south.
After only driving about two kilometers, Ding Dong hurriedly shouted: "Master, turn around! Turn around!"
My brother didn't turn around or slow down, and said while driving: "Boss, don't worry, I know the way to Huluwan too well, I went there yesterday, and now I can feel it even if I close my eyes."
The elder brother didn't listen to him, Ding Dong became angry, and while patting the back of the driver's seat with his hands, he shouted loudly: "Stop! Stop! Are you deaf? Didn't you hear?"
With a "squeak", my brother came to an emergency brake.
Brother turned around and asked, "Boss, what's the matter?"
"Don't go to Gourd Wang, go to Golden Bay Leisure Center."
"Okay!" The elder brother turned his head, stepped on the gas pedal, and drove eastward.
The car turned around, and my elder brother didn't feel bothered. On the contrary, he was happy, thinking, it would be good to drive all over the place, since the fare is calculated by mileage anyway.
The car had only driven about 200 meters, and Ding Dong yelled loudly again: "Stop! Stop! Stop!"
With a sound of "squeak", my brother came on the emergency brake again and asked, "Boss, what's the matter? Do you still want to go to Huluwang?"
The elder brother thought to himself, this guy must have drunk too much, and he didn't know where he should go.
Ding Dong was very clear-headed, he was afraid that the Golden Bay Leisure Center would not be open in the morning, so going there would be a waste of time, not to mention a waste of dozens of dollars in taxi fare.
He asked: "Hey, master, is the Golden Bay Leisure Center open for morning camp?"
Without even thinking about it, my brother replied, "This center is open 24 hours a day."
"Master, why are you so clear?" Ding Dong asked half-believingly, "There are so many leisure centers in Nancheng, do you remember it wrong?"
"I can't remember wrongly. I often send guests here."
"Really? You didn't lie to me?" Ding Dong had heard that some brothers would tell all kinds of lies in order to attract customers, so he was still a little worried.
The elder brother saw that the customer still didn’t believe him, so he said: “Let’s do this, after you get there and confirm that it’s open, you’ll pay for the car. Huluwang, Boss, do you think it's okay?"
"Okay! Okay!" Ding Dong was very happy when he heard the brother say this, and said repeatedly: "Hurry up! Hurry up!"
Ding Dong has been drinking for more than ten years, he must be released in time, otherwise he will be burned with lust...
At this moment, how much he hopes that the car can reach the Golden Bay Leisure Center within 1 minute.
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