Taoist Modern Merry
Chapter 38 Insulting the Turtle's Speed
Coming out of the principal's office, Tian Luzi let out a breath of foul air.No matter what the reason is, the sense of restraint of being calculated by others is not acceptable to him.
For others, this may be nothing, or even a joyous thing.After all, it is a good thing to be able to use chicken feathers as arrows.
But for Tian Luzi, who pursues Taoism and nature, this is like being raped, and the raper is still a pig chop.
"Forget it, let's treat it as being bitten by a dog this time." Tian Luzi comforted himself in this way.
Looking at the time, it was almost lunch time, so he walked towards the playground.
On the playground, the morning training program is basically over, and the freshmen have gathered together, following the order of the instructor, doing the movements of taking a break, standing at attention, and so on.
No, not all the freshmen, there were three guys running around the playground with their heads shrugged.Instructor Cheng Gaoyuan followed closely behind, and kicked someone who stopped when he saw it.
The three were none other than Han Feng Han Yu and Chen Gang who were late for military training again.
It's okay to be late for the first day of military training, but it's a bit unreasonable to be late the next day.What made Cheng Gaoyuan most angry was that the three local tyrants, Chen Gang and Hanfeng Hanyu, were several hours late the next day.
They don't regard the village chief as a cadre too much!Chen Gaoyuan felt that he had been slapped in the face, so there was a scene of practicing the three local tyrants himself.
At this time, the other freshmen had disbanded, but not many people left the playground, and most of them stayed on the playground to watch the show.
Tian Luzi smiled bitterly, and walked quickly to Chen Gaoyuan's side. Before he could speak, the three local tyrants who were panting in front shouted for help.
"Third brother, this time you can save brother in distress no matter what you say!" As expected of twins, Hanfeng Hanyu became in sync with each other, calling for help at the same time.
Chen Gang was even worse, shouting loudly: "Brother, kill the monster quickly. After the matter is done, I will invite you to go to the sauna and fly together!"
Tian Luzi's head was full of black lines. Although he didn't understand what Shuangfei and Sauna were all in one dragon, but his brother asked for help, he couldn't do nothing.
"Instructor, you see it's time for dinner now..." Tian Luzi was interrupted before he could finish speaking.
Cheng Gaoyuan said with a serious face: "Although I can't beat you, I won't listen to you. And as a brother, if you help them escape punishment, you are not helping them but harming them."
Tianluzi smiled wryly, nodded and said, "I understand what you mean, so let's continue."
"Third brother, we despise you!" Han Feng Hanyu and Chen Gang yelled.
Tian Luzi didn't care, and ran to the front of the three of them and said, "When you do something, you gain something, but you also have to pay the price. Because we are brothers, I can't help you escape, but I will run with you."
The three local tyrants were taken aback for a moment, but they were moved and stopped talking.They are not fools, how can they not understand Tianluzi's good intentions.There is no need to say too much between brothers, blessings can be shared differently, but difficulties must be shared.
Because Tian Luzi was leading the race, the three local tyrants seemed to have received a shot of chicken blood, and their running speed increased a lot.Cheng Gaoyuan saw it from the side, and nodded secretly.
"How many more laps?" Tian Luzi asked while leading the race.
"Five laps!" It was Chen Gang who answered, his voice was very hoarse intermittently, and he couldn't hear it clearly if he didn't pay attention.
Tian Luzi frowned. Judging from the situation of the three local tyrants, Chen Gang might be able to persist until the end, but he definitely couldn't persist in the cold wind and rain.
It's not about stamina, it's about their bodies.
"Look, I'll teach you Tai Chi steps now, follow me." Tian Luzi said, intending to use this to help the three local tyrants.
After finishing speaking, Tian Luzi didn't care whether the three local tyrants were watching or not, and began to perform Tai Chi Steps.Unlike when he was facing the enemy, this time he slowed down his footwork very slowly.
The three local tyrants knew that Tianluzi possessed special skills, so they dared not neglect him, so they put up all their energy and watched carefully.Even Cheng Gaoyuan watched it seriously, hoping to benefit from it.
I saw that Tianluzi first stood loosely and quietly, with his hands hanging naturally by his side, and the toes of his right foot were turned outward by 45°.The upper body is upright, the legs are slightly squatted, the center of gravity of the body is shifted to the right, and the knee leads the leg to step forward with the left foot.The heel of the left foot hits the ground first, and then the right foot kicks the ground with force to step forward.
Then shift the center of gravity to the left, step forward with the right foot, the heel touches the ground first, and use the strength of the left foot to take a big step forward.
The left and right feet cycle repeatedly, and the center of gravity of the body switches from side to side faster and faster, and Tianluzi's speed also becomes faster and faster.
In the end, Tianluzi was like a ghost, flying forward seemingly weightless.
The three local tyrants are all intelligent people. After reading it once, they understood the essentials, and they all followed suit.It looked easy, but it was very difficult to do. The three of them fell to the ground without exception.
"Don't be in a hurry to pursue speed, and then increase the speed after getting familiar with it." Tian Luzi's voice sounded.
The three local tyrants got up, and according to what Tian Luzi said, they only wanted to be in position and not speed.After several repetitions, they were able to walk forward with Tai Chi steps, but the speed was comparable to that of the tortoise.
No, if brother tortoise is on the sidelines, I'm afraid I have to say: Don't compare those three local tyrants with me, just compare them with their speed, that's an insult to me!
Time passed bit by bit, and there were many people standing in the vast playground, but no one made a sound. Ten minutes passed, and the three local tyrants only walked less than 10 meters.
"Haha, the way the four local tyrants walk is too funny, it's on par with Chaplin!"
"That's right, at their speed, I'm afraid they won't be able to finish five laps in two hours."
"Compared with them, I found that my home internet speed is not too slow."
. . . . . . . .
The freshmen onlookers were discussing and pointing from time to time.But their ridicule didn't last long, because the speed of the four local tyrants suddenly accelerated.
This time, the three local tyrants stopped slumping down the street, their bodies swayed regularly and rushed forward quickly.That speed was actually a little faster than their heyday.
Shocking the audience, everyone was dumbfounded.
Cheng Gaoyuan, who followed him, experienced it particularly deeply. He can stuff eggs with his mouth wide open, because his speed has broken through the limit that he has not been able to break through for many years.
Next, under the dull eyes of everyone, the four local tyrants ran five laps with ease.During the laps, they were like eggplants beaten by frost, but they talked and laughed happily, as if nothing happened.
After the circle was over, the four local tyrants ignored Cheng Gaoyuan and walked towards the cafeteria together.
Looking at the four figures of different heights and gradually receding away, Cheng Gaoyuan said to himself: "Because of that kid, the four local tyrants will definitely not be a thing in the pool. They can turn into dragons when they meet the wind, and they are probably talking about such people." It's just that such a person should not be unknown, what is the background of that kid..."
On the way to the cafeteria.
"Third brother, your Tai Chi steps are too good. When you run, your center of gravity swings from side to side, and your body seems to lose weight. You can still borrow strength from your legs, and you don't feel tired at all."
Chen Gang yelled loudly, while the cold wind and rain nodded repeatedly. Only those who have experienced it know the mystery of Tai Chi steps.
Tian Luzi smiled and said: "This is just superficial. There are many variations of Tai Chi steps, which can be used to fight against the enemy. If you practice to the extreme, you can even kick air bursts and walk in the air."
"Walking in the air? Could it be the legendary lightness kung fu?" Chen Gang felt his throat was a little dry, and subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of foam.
"It can be said that it is called Liangyi Yunladder in Tai Chi."
"You don't need to talk, just teach me."
"I'm afraid you can't practice now. The Liangyi ladder needs to use inner strength."
"That's such a pity, I was thinking about learning the Liangyi ladder and going to take a bath with Meimei."
. . . . . . . . .
In the cafeteria, the four local tyrants had a meal. Just as they were about to find a seat to sit down, Ji Yuxian waved at them not far away.
The four local tyrants walked over, and besides Ji Yuxian and her three hooligan roommates, there were two other men sitting on the table.One of them looked at Ji Yuxian from time to time when he was grilling rice.Everyone knows Sima Zhao's heart.
"Your friends?" Tian Luzi pointed to the two men.
"No." The four girls shook their heads together, then looked at the two men with sympathy.
Seeing the four girls looking at him 'affectionately', the two men thought there was something going on, so they all put on what they thought was the most handsome pose.
As a result, the next moment, they felt that the light in front of them dimmed, and a huge body appeared beside them, blocking the light.The two raised their heads subconsciously, only to see a modern version of Zhang Fei staring at them.
"Brother, what's the matter?" The two men stammered a little, obviously frightened.
"fine!"
Chen Gang opened his mouth wide and smiled, revealing his snow-white teeth. His arms were bent, showing explosive muscles, and he stretched out in front of the two men.
The muscles bounced and bounced, stimulating the optic nerves of the two of them.
The expressions of the two men changed, and they stood up knowingly and smiled apologetically, "It's the peak time for eating, so you must not be able to find a seat. Come, sit here with me, brother."
"It's not so good, you haven't finished eating yet." Chen Gang said with a coy expression, but he didn't know that his behavior was even more frightening.
The people around were contemptuous, this guy is too good at pretending!
"No, no, we're done eating." The two men stood up in fear, and after gesturing to Chen Gang, they both fled in despair.
In fact, they only took two mouthfuls of rice from their plate.
"Thank you, I know you are good people when I see you."
After finishing speaking, Chen Gang sat down and yelled at Ji Yu: "Hi sister-in-law!"
Tian Luzi and Han Feng Hanyu also sat down, but consciously or unconsciously kept a distance from Chen Gang, acting as if I didn't know this guy.
For others, this may be nothing, or even a joyous thing.After all, it is a good thing to be able to use chicken feathers as arrows.
But for Tian Luzi, who pursues Taoism and nature, this is like being raped, and the raper is still a pig chop.
"Forget it, let's treat it as being bitten by a dog this time." Tian Luzi comforted himself in this way.
Looking at the time, it was almost lunch time, so he walked towards the playground.
On the playground, the morning training program is basically over, and the freshmen have gathered together, following the order of the instructor, doing the movements of taking a break, standing at attention, and so on.
No, not all the freshmen, there were three guys running around the playground with their heads shrugged.Instructor Cheng Gaoyuan followed closely behind, and kicked someone who stopped when he saw it.
The three were none other than Han Feng Han Yu and Chen Gang who were late for military training again.
It's okay to be late for the first day of military training, but it's a bit unreasonable to be late the next day.What made Cheng Gaoyuan most angry was that the three local tyrants, Chen Gang and Hanfeng Hanyu, were several hours late the next day.
They don't regard the village chief as a cadre too much!Chen Gaoyuan felt that he had been slapped in the face, so there was a scene of practicing the three local tyrants himself.
At this time, the other freshmen had disbanded, but not many people left the playground, and most of them stayed on the playground to watch the show.
Tian Luzi smiled bitterly, and walked quickly to Chen Gaoyuan's side. Before he could speak, the three local tyrants who were panting in front shouted for help.
"Third brother, this time you can save brother in distress no matter what you say!" As expected of twins, Hanfeng Hanyu became in sync with each other, calling for help at the same time.
Chen Gang was even worse, shouting loudly: "Brother, kill the monster quickly. After the matter is done, I will invite you to go to the sauna and fly together!"
Tian Luzi's head was full of black lines. Although he didn't understand what Shuangfei and Sauna were all in one dragon, but his brother asked for help, he couldn't do nothing.
"Instructor, you see it's time for dinner now..." Tian Luzi was interrupted before he could finish speaking.
Cheng Gaoyuan said with a serious face: "Although I can't beat you, I won't listen to you. And as a brother, if you help them escape punishment, you are not helping them but harming them."
Tianluzi smiled wryly, nodded and said, "I understand what you mean, so let's continue."
"Third brother, we despise you!" Han Feng Hanyu and Chen Gang yelled.
Tian Luzi didn't care, and ran to the front of the three of them and said, "When you do something, you gain something, but you also have to pay the price. Because we are brothers, I can't help you escape, but I will run with you."
The three local tyrants were taken aback for a moment, but they were moved and stopped talking.They are not fools, how can they not understand Tianluzi's good intentions.There is no need to say too much between brothers, blessings can be shared differently, but difficulties must be shared.
Because Tian Luzi was leading the race, the three local tyrants seemed to have received a shot of chicken blood, and their running speed increased a lot.Cheng Gaoyuan saw it from the side, and nodded secretly.
"How many more laps?" Tian Luzi asked while leading the race.
"Five laps!" It was Chen Gang who answered, his voice was very hoarse intermittently, and he couldn't hear it clearly if he didn't pay attention.
Tian Luzi frowned. Judging from the situation of the three local tyrants, Chen Gang might be able to persist until the end, but he definitely couldn't persist in the cold wind and rain.
It's not about stamina, it's about their bodies.
"Look, I'll teach you Tai Chi steps now, follow me." Tian Luzi said, intending to use this to help the three local tyrants.
After finishing speaking, Tian Luzi didn't care whether the three local tyrants were watching or not, and began to perform Tai Chi Steps.Unlike when he was facing the enemy, this time he slowed down his footwork very slowly.
The three local tyrants knew that Tianluzi possessed special skills, so they dared not neglect him, so they put up all their energy and watched carefully.Even Cheng Gaoyuan watched it seriously, hoping to benefit from it.
I saw that Tianluzi first stood loosely and quietly, with his hands hanging naturally by his side, and the toes of his right foot were turned outward by 45°.The upper body is upright, the legs are slightly squatted, the center of gravity of the body is shifted to the right, and the knee leads the leg to step forward with the left foot.The heel of the left foot hits the ground first, and then the right foot kicks the ground with force to step forward.
Then shift the center of gravity to the left, step forward with the right foot, the heel touches the ground first, and use the strength of the left foot to take a big step forward.
The left and right feet cycle repeatedly, and the center of gravity of the body switches from side to side faster and faster, and Tianluzi's speed also becomes faster and faster.
In the end, Tianluzi was like a ghost, flying forward seemingly weightless.
The three local tyrants are all intelligent people. After reading it once, they understood the essentials, and they all followed suit.It looked easy, but it was very difficult to do. The three of them fell to the ground without exception.
"Don't be in a hurry to pursue speed, and then increase the speed after getting familiar with it." Tian Luzi's voice sounded.
The three local tyrants got up, and according to what Tian Luzi said, they only wanted to be in position and not speed.After several repetitions, they were able to walk forward with Tai Chi steps, but the speed was comparable to that of the tortoise.
No, if brother tortoise is on the sidelines, I'm afraid I have to say: Don't compare those three local tyrants with me, just compare them with their speed, that's an insult to me!
Time passed bit by bit, and there were many people standing in the vast playground, but no one made a sound. Ten minutes passed, and the three local tyrants only walked less than 10 meters.
"Haha, the way the four local tyrants walk is too funny, it's on par with Chaplin!"
"That's right, at their speed, I'm afraid they won't be able to finish five laps in two hours."
"Compared with them, I found that my home internet speed is not too slow."
. . . . . . . .
The freshmen onlookers were discussing and pointing from time to time.But their ridicule didn't last long, because the speed of the four local tyrants suddenly accelerated.
This time, the three local tyrants stopped slumping down the street, their bodies swayed regularly and rushed forward quickly.That speed was actually a little faster than their heyday.
Shocking the audience, everyone was dumbfounded.
Cheng Gaoyuan, who followed him, experienced it particularly deeply. He can stuff eggs with his mouth wide open, because his speed has broken through the limit that he has not been able to break through for many years.
Next, under the dull eyes of everyone, the four local tyrants ran five laps with ease.During the laps, they were like eggplants beaten by frost, but they talked and laughed happily, as if nothing happened.
After the circle was over, the four local tyrants ignored Cheng Gaoyuan and walked towards the cafeteria together.
Looking at the four figures of different heights and gradually receding away, Cheng Gaoyuan said to himself: "Because of that kid, the four local tyrants will definitely not be a thing in the pool. They can turn into dragons when they meet the wind, and they are probably talking about such people." It's just that such a person should not be unknown, what is the background of that kid..."
On the way to the cafeteria.
"Third brother, your Tai Chi steps are too good. When you run, your center of gravity swings from side to side, and your body seems to lose weight. You can still borrow strength from your legs, and you don't feel tired at all."
Chen Gang yelled loudly, while the cold wind and rain nodded repeatedly. Only those who have experienced it know the mystery of Tai Chi steps.
Tian Luzi smiled and said: "This is just superficial. There are many variations of Tai Chi steps, which can be used to fight against the enemy. If you practice to the extreme, you can even kick air bursts and walk in the air."
"Walking in the air? Could it be the legendary lightness kung fu?" Chen Gang felt his throat was a little dry, and subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of foam.
"It can be said that it is called Liangyi Yunladder in Tai Chi."
"You don't need to talk, just teach me."
"I'm afraid you can't practice now. The Liangyi ladder needs to use inner strength."
"That's such a pity, I was thinking about learning the Liangyi ladder and going to take a bath with Meimei."
. . . . . . . . .
In the cafeteria, the four local tyrants had a meal. Just as they were about to find a seat to sit down, Ji Yuxian waved at them not far away.
The four local tyrants walked over, and besides Ji Yuxian and her three hooligan roommates, there were two other men sitting on the table.One of them looked at Ji Yuxian from time to time when he was grilling rice.Everyone knows Sima Zhao's heart.
"Your friends?" Tian Luzi pointed to the two men.
"No." The four girls shook their heads together, then looked at the two men with sympathy.
Seeing the four girls looking at him 'affectionately', the two men thought there was something going on, so they all put on what they thought was the most handsome pose.
As a result, the next moment, they felt that the light in front of them dimmed, and a huge body appeared beside them, blocking the light.The two raised their heads subconsciously, only to see a modern version of Zhang Fei staring at them.
"Brother, what's the matter?" The two men stammered a little, obviously frightened.
"fine!"
Chen Gang opened his mouth wide and smiled, revealing his snow-white teeth. His arms were bent, showing explosive muscles, and he stretched out in front of the two men.
The muscles bounced and bounced, stimulating the optic nerves of the two of them.
The expressions of the two men changed, and they stood up knowingly and smiled apologetically, "It's the peak time for eating, so you must not be able to find a seat. Come, sit here with me, brother."
"It's not so good, you haven't finished eating yet." Chen Gang said with a coy expression, but he didn't know that his behavior was even more frightening.
The people around were contemptuous, this guy is too good at pretending!
"No, no, we're done eating." The two men stood up in fear, and after gesturing to Chen Gang, they both fled in despair.
In fact, they only took two mouthfuls of rice from their plate.
"Thank you, I know you are good people when I see you."
After finishing speaking, Chen Gang sat down and yelled at Ji Yu: "Hi sister-in-law!"
Tian Luzi and Han Feng Hanyu also sat down, but consciously or unconsciously kept a distance from Chen Gang, acting as if I didn't know this guy.
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