Taoist Modern Merry

In the cafeteria, the table where Tian Luzi was sitting was extremely lively.Ji Yuxian's three hooligan roommates started playing hooligans again:

"Gorilla, you have taught us a lot. It turns out that there is such an advantage in having a large body." Chen Rou covered her mouth and laughed.

"Gorilla, hello man, I adore you so much, show me your muscles." Ouyang Yingzi looked at Chen Gang with 'blurred' eyes.

"You are so tall and big, so you should have a lot of money as a man. Hmm...you have to feel it!" Li Xinran was even more aggressive, making gestures to probe Chen Gang's lower body.

Ji Yuxian was already used to the hooligan behavior of her three hooligan roommates. Tian Luzi had also seen it before, so he didn't think it was a big deal.Don't look at them as slutty, in fact, the three are clean little virgins.

Tian Luzi could see this at a glance.

Tian Luzi and Ji Yuxian didn't think there was anything wrong, but Chen Gang couldn't do it anymore, and he didn't care about eating, and he tightly covered his three o'clock with his hands, his rough black face flushed.

The two of Han Feng Han Yu snickered and watched the show.

"Don't be like this, please, I will be shy." Chen Gang said with a coy expression because he couldn't stand the harassment of the three female hooligans.

As soon as these words came out, everyone felt cold, and goose bumps all over their bodies on a hot day.

In the distance, many spectators put down their chopsticks and dumped the two mouthfuls of food into the leftovers bucket.Because they only feel that the stomach acid reflux is so bad that they have lost their appetite.

On the contrary, the three female hooligans laughed even more happily, slamming the table and laughing loudly: "No, we can't, gorilla, can you stop being cute..."

Orangutans can be cute, even the goddess can't resist!

Ignoring the three female hooligans to tease Chen Gang, Tian Luzi said to Ji Yu: "You are thinner, are you tired from military training?"

"It's not tiring, it's fun, but the female instructor is a bit strict." Ji Yuxian shook her head sweetly in her heart and said, "Is everything resolved?"

Although Ji Yuxian didn't say it clearly, Tian Luzi knew that what she was talking about was about the Han family.

"Well! If you lose weight, eat more meat, otherwise the plowing will say that I have neglected my duty."

Tian Luzi nodded without saying anything, and put a piece of meat pie in Ji Yuxian's bowl.Some things, he thinks it's better not to let Ji Yuxian know.

Ji Yuxian was extremely intelligent, knowing that Tianluzi didn't want to talk too much, she didn't ask too much, picked up the meatloaf and lightly bit it.She didn't even think it was wrong, or that she took it for granted.

Suddenly, a voice came from the side: "I have two tickets for Nan Ruxin's guqin concert here, and I want to invite you, classmate Ji, to watch it together. I wonder if I have the honor?"

The one who spoke was a well-dressed man, holding a concert ticket in his hand and handing it to Ji Yuxian.

The cold wind, cold rain stopped eating, Chen Gang stopped coddling, and the three female hooligans stopped making trouble. Everyone looked at Ji Yuxian and that man with strange expressions.

Only Tianluzi seemed as if nothing had happened, he was eating his meal wholeheartedly.

The moment Ji Yuxian saw the concert tickets, a blaze flashed in his eyes, and he subconsciously turned his head to look at Tianluzi who was concentrating on eating.Then he smiled and said, "Sorry, I don't like listening to Nan Ruxin's songs, and I have something to do tonight."

The man put on a disappointed look on his face, said 'Excuse me', and left in frustration.

When the man walked away, the three female hooligans began to bombard Ji Yuxian:

"Sister Yuxian, didn't you say yesterday that you liked Nan Ruxin's song very much? Why didn't you like it so quickly?"

"That's right, I don't know who ran in line to buy a ticket yesterday, but they didn't get it, and they came back and threw a tantrum with a piggy pillow."

"I seem to remember someone said that there is nothing to do tonight."

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Women's hearts are deep needles, they are born with a talent for deceiving people.

Chen Gang and Han Feng Hanyu were eating together, and suddenly felt a little sympathetic to the man just now.In order to buy that concert ticket, he must have spent a lot of effort, maybe he ran to line up before dawn.

Ji Yuxian's lies were exposed, her pretty face flushed and she lowered her head to eat the meatloaf. She is really a kind woman.

The three female hooligans did not intend to let Ji Yuxian go, and they bombarded him again:

"Sister Yuxian, you're really willing to refuse, that's Nan Ruxin's concert ticket!"

"That's right, you don't even think about how many people lined up to buy it, but they didn't buy it in the end."

"Actually, you can accept that handsome guy's invitation. Isn't it just to go to a concert, and it doesn't mean anything. The guy in your family probably won't care."

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Hearing the chatter of the three female hooligans, Tian Luzi suddenly asked, "Is Nan Ruxin famous? Why do you all know her?"

When Tian Luzi asked, Ji Yuxian, who knew his ignorance, was better off, but the three female hooligans all looked at him like monsters.The three local tyrants looked contemptuous, and they almost said that I didn't know this guy.

"Yu Xian's family, don't tell me you don't know Nan Ruxin." Chen Rou said with a strange face.

"No, I know her. I'm friends with her. I just don't understand why you all seem to know her." Tian Luzi wondered.

"Hehe, she is a popular star born in Yangcheng. It's strange that we know her. There are not many people in Yangcheng who don't know her. She is the idol of women and the goddess in men's hearts... ."

As Ouyang Yingzi was talking, she sensed something was wrong, and asked in surprise, "What did you just say? Are you and Nan Ruxin friends?"

Tian Luzi nodded, and said seriously: "Yes, it's a friend."

Chen Gang couldn't sit still anymore, and took the lead in saying: "Third brother, do you know what will happen if the cowhide is blown to the extreme? It will explode!"

When the others heard this, they nodded one after another, and despised Tianluzi's whole body, front and back, left and right, and inside and out, it was hundreds of times.

"I'm not bragging!" Tian Luzi smiled.

The three local tyrants couldn't see, and the three female hooligans simply covered their eyes.It's too embarrassing, this guy is too bragging, it's my shame to know this guy, don't tell people that I know this guy when you go out.

Based on Ji Yuxian's understanding of Tianluzi, a caveman, and his knowledge that he didn't even know what a car was, the possibility of him knowing the star Nan Ruxin is infinitely close to zero.

For this reason, she also felt that Tian Luzi's bragging was a bit too much, so she said softly: "Tian Lu, bragging is not good."

Tian Luzi was depressed, what happened to this man today, no one believed him when he told the truth, even Ji Meiren, who had never doubted him much, didn't believe him anymore.

"Yuxian, I'm really not bragging, I really know Nan Ruxin." Tian Luzi said depressedly, he suddenly felt that he understood Du Fu's feeling that his talents were not appreciated.

This time the three female hooligans and the three local tyrants didn't despise him anymore, they booed directly.

Ji Yuxian took a serious look at Tianluzi's face, then reached out his hand to touch his forehead, and then said with a serious face: "It's strange, I'm not sick, why are you talking nonsense."

This time, everyone laughed out loud.This 'young couple' is so good at spoofing, it would be a waste of talent not to be a comedian.

Tian Luzi looked resentfully at the friends around him who were laughing heartlessly, and felt so depressed that he was about to vomit blood.Suddenly, he thought of something that could prove that he was not lying.

"Ignorant people, never underestimate anyone's ability, you know?"

Tianluzi said coquettishly, and took out the envelope containing ten concert tickets from his pocket and put it on the table.With the envelope facing up, the words 'Sender Nan Ruxin' stood out prominently.

The three local tyrants and the three hooligans stopped laughing, and Ji Yuxian's eyes widened with disbelief.Because they all knew clearly that the signature on the envelope was indeed written by Nan Ruxin.

Ji Yuxian was the first to react, picked up the envelope and opened it, and took out the ten concert tickets inside.Immediately, her breathing became rapid and her heart beat faster. . . . . .

Ji Yuxian has heart disease?If you think too much, she is just excited.

"It's really Nan Ruxin's concert ticket, and it's a VIP." Ji Yuxian said excitedly, his voice broken.

With one word, the three local tyrants and the three hooligans snatched the tickets, their faces full of shock, which was very exciting.

Seeing everyone's shocked looks, Tian Luzi was very satisfied. He only realized now that being in the limelight is really a good thing.

"Well, now you believe it." Tian Luzi smiled.

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The evidence is there, and everyone can't believe it or not.Besides, is this the time to discuss the topic of belief and disbelief?

"Third brother, there are as many as ten tickets, you young couple can't use that many, right?" The three local tyrants said in a tacit understanding, their faces were full of flattery.

"From Yuxian's family, you give us three tickets. As a reward, we will report to you in detail all the actions of sister Yuxian in the future."

Under the lure of concert tickets, the three female hooligans became traitors without hesitation.

"You three little bastards, you betrayed me for a concert ticket, are there any of you?" Ji Yu scolded with a smile.

"Just to make it clear, it's Nan Ruxin's concert ticket. If it's someone else's concert ticket, we won't sell you out."

"I can see your character clearly."

"Tch, if you were us, would you betray us for tickets?"

"Do you still need to ask this? I must have betrayed you from head to toe. What are girlfriends used for? They are used to sell. Character? How much is a catty of character?"

Sturdy!It was so tough that the four men shrank their necks.Rather offend villains than women, the ancients are sincere and do not deceive future generations!