Taoist Modern Merry

When Tian Luzi was playing bungee jumping on the bed, the door was suddenly pushed open, and Ji Yuxian appeared outside the door with a set of pajamas.Maybe it was because she was used to it at home, but she didn't even think of knocking on the door before entering someone else's room.

When he saw Tian Luzi playing and bouncing on the bed like a child, Ji Yuxian was sluggish, completely sluggish.Finally, she couldn't bear it any longer, and pointed at Tian Luzi and giggled loudly.

Hearing Ji Yuxian's laughter, Tian Luzi blushed and jumped off the bed.Embarrassed, said: "Well, this bed is very fun... Hehe..."

Seeing Tian Luzi's silly look, Ji Yuxian laughed even more wildly. After putting down his clothes, he squatted on the ground with his hands covering his stomach.She laughed so hard that her stomach ached and she couldn't straighten up.

It's not that she hasn't seen bungee jumping on the bed, and even she has done it, but that was all when she was very young.A big man doing bungee jumping on the bed like a gorilla is a very funny thing.If it can be on the news, it must be popular.

"This is your pajamas. So many things happened today, you should wash up and go to sleep after being tired. Hahaha!" Ji Yuxian pointed to the pajamas on the bed and walked outside with a big smile.

"Miss Ji, there's no water here, where can I go to wash?" Tian Luzi looked around, but didn't find anything like a bathtub, so he had to ask shamelessly.

Now, Ji Yuxian stopped laughing, she stared at Tianluzi with wide eyes and said, "Are you alright?"

"Don't worry, miss, I'm in good health, and the miss hasn't answered me yet." Tianluzi said.

"Now I'm sure you're a Martian. Come with me!"

Ji Yuxian said something depressed, turned around and walked towards the bathroom.I muttered in my heart: Where did this caveman come from? I don’t even know this.What crime did my sister do to get such a thing.

In the bathroom, Ji Yuxian demonstrated the action of turning on the tap and draining water, and patiently explained: "Did you see that? After filling the bathtub, you can lie down and wash."

Seeing Tianluzi nodding, she patted her forehead and wanted to retire.At this moment, she slipped and fell into the bathtub uncontrollably.

When people panic, they will unconsciously scratch their hands.So Ji Yuxian grabbed Tianluzi's Taoist robe, and when the latter was unexpected, they both fell into the bathtub.

There was already a lot of water in the bathtub, so it was fine for the two of them to fall down.The problem is that Tian Luzi's hands somehow climbed onto the twin peaks on Ji Yuxian's chest.The lips of the two were even more inexplicably pressed together.

Fragrant, sweet, fragrant and sweet, Tianluzi felt that he was going to sink, and subconsciously poked his tongue over it, wanting to get more sweetness.Soft, soft, Tian Luzi felt that he had caught the most wonderful thing in the world, so he rubbed it subconsciously.

The two of them maintained the posture of man on top of woman for a long time, until Tian Luzi's tongue stuck into his mouth, Ji Yuxian reacted and exclaimed: "Ah!!!"

The high-decibel soprano made her ears hurt, Tian Luzi realized it, and quickly got up from Ji Yuxian, and pulled Ji Meiren up by the way.

Snapped! ! !There was a crisp slap on the face, and five red marks appeared on Tianluzi's face, the slap was really hard.

Ji Yuxian ran out sobbing, while Tian Luzi stood there bitterly.It didn't take long for the bitterness on this guy's face to disappear, replaced by a look of endless aftertaste.

After reminiscing about the key point, Tianluzi can't help but lick his lips and say to himself: "Sweet, sweet, soft!"

After cleaning, Tian Luzi had just walked out of the bathroom when Ji Yuxian came in again at some point, holding two thick books in his hands.She has a cold face, like an angry beautiful hen.

"Miss Ji, it was an accident just now. But no matter what the reason is, if you do it, you do it, and I will take responsibility." Tian Luzi said very seriously. He is a traditional ancient man with a relatively feudal thinking.

Hearing Tian Luzi's firm voice and seeing his incomparably solemn expression, the anger and grievance in Ji Yuxian's heart suddenly disappeared, and there was even a faint sweetness in his heart.

He is a good man!Such a thought flashed across Ji Yuxian's mind, and the next moment she was startled, and quickly threw the thought out of her mind.

"Who wants you to be responsible? You must finish reading these two books tonight." Putting down the book, Ji Yuxian fled in a panic. She was afraid that she would do something unreasonable if she stayed for a long time. .

"But you have to be responsible to me, that was my first kiss." Tian Luzi said shamelessly.

bang!Ji Yuxian, who had just left the room, was unsteady on his feet and fell to the ground.I have seen shameless men, but I have never seen a man who can be so shameless.No, bastards!

The book Ji Yuxian brought was a encyclopedia of common sense. She really couldn't stand Tian Luzi, a Martian, and asked him to improve his common sense so that he wouldn't go to university to make jokes.

There was nothing to say that night, and the next day was only bright, and Tian Luzi, who had read common sense all night, walked out of the room.

After a night of cramming, he finally had a general understanding of the world 800 years later.At least there will be no more embarrassing incidents of treating the car as an iron box.

On the rooftop, Tian Luzi opened his arms, feeling the tranquility that belongs only to the dawn.After a while, he said helplessly to himself: "The aura in this world is too thin to speak of. This is not a good omen."

At this moment, a butterfly flew over, so Tianluzi moved.Tai Chi hit faster and faster, the butterfly was trapped by the shadow of the palm and couldn't fly out.The strength spread with the movement, and unexpectedly formed a Liangyi figure around his body.

After a long time, after finishing a set of Tai Chi, Tian Luzi closed his posture and let out a breath.The energy dissipated, and the butterfly was able to fly away.

"Come out!" Tian Luzi said suddenly.

Ji Yuxian walked out of the elevator room, and said with a little panic, "I'm sorry, I didn't want to peek, I didn't see anything, and I didn't want to steal..."

This little girl probably watched too many movies, and thought that if she saw Tianluzi practicing kung fu, the latter would kill her to silence her.Sure enough, movies have harmed a lot of people, it's better to read novels.

"Don't be afraid, I won't do anything to you. Besides, I practice Tai Chi, and I don't shy away from being seen by others. I still want others to learn it secretly. If you are willing to learn, I can still teach you."

Tianluzi's trip to travel this time was originally for the purpose of preaching, and the Tao to be preached also included Tai Chi, so naturally he didn't shy away from being seen by others.

"Really? Can I really learn it?" Ji Yu's pretty face was filled with excitement, like a child seeing a fun toy.But the next moment he was frustrated and said: "I'm stupid, I'm afraid I won't learn well."

Tian Luzi, who was on the side, was stunned by Ji Yuxian's inadvertent innocent girlish posture, and thought to himself: Women are indeed the most beautiful existence.

After a while, Tian Luzi came back to his senses, smiled and said: "You are not stupid, not at all, on the contrary you are very smart. I'm sure you can learn Tai Chi, it's just this world..."

"Just what?"

"Oh, nothing. What do you think of the Tai Chi I just did?"

Tian Luzi changed the topic, but he didn't say the second half of the sentence: In this world, the aura is pitifully thin, and it can't be cultivated into strength, so it can't play the profound meaning of Tai Chi, it can only have the effect of strengthening the body.

Ji Yuxian tilted his neck and thought for a while, then said: "It's very beautiful!"

Hearing this, Tian Luzi almost sat down on his buttocks.What he hit just now was the esoteric meaning of Tai Chi, and when he hit it with strength, he could kill people in an instant, but in Ji Yuxian's mouth, it became just a good-looking one.

For this reason, Tian Luzi came to a conclusion: never use your thinking to substitute a woman, because their thoughts are not understandable by ordinary people at all.

"You follow me, cross your legs, stretch your hands slightly forward..."

"..."

"Horse steps must be steady, and the state of mind must be peaceful."

"..."

"Sorry, I just want to correct your posture, I didn't mean to touch you."

"..."

On the rooftop, a man and a woman were doing Tai Chi in the morning light, their bodies were dyed a faint red by the morning light.The man is full of righteousness, while the woman is shy and persistent.

From time to time, butterflies flew by, and occasionally there were a few birdsong in the distance.This moment belongs to the youth of the two, if someone photographs it, it will definitely be a shocking work.

After breakfast, Ji Changtian drove his Santana, and Ji Yuxian went out for the first time, and he had to bid farewell to his mother Liu Fengcui with tears.When the children go out, the mother will always have nagging advice, but many people ignore it.

Under the strong opposition of Ji's family, Tian Luzi took off his Taoist robe and put on a shirt and jeans.The crescent crown on the head was also removed, and the long hair was cut off by Ji Yuxian.It is less simple, but more handsome.

Tian Luzi once objected, but the mother and daughter of the Ji family said, "You will only end up in two ways if you go out like this: one will be locked up in Qingshan Hospital, and the other will be treated like a monkey." ' grounds for dismissal.

Tian Luzi put the luggage into the trunk of the car, then opened the car door, bowed to Ji Yuxian and said with a gesture of invitation: "Miss, please get in the car."

Last night, he made up for common sense. In addition to knowing a lot of common sense, he also learned etiquette.It's just that his movements, no matter how you look at them, look like a routine, stiff and rigid.

"Thank you!" Ji Yuxian smiled and sat in.

At this time, Liu Fengcui's voice came from behind: "It turns out that Tianlu is so handsome, but I hate that my mother was born 20 years too early! Otherwise, I must make you a little boy and help me lick my feet every day."

Hearing this, Tian Luzi got a chill down his back, got into the car immediately, and urged Ji Changtian to drive quickly.Women these days are crazy, especially older women.