Taoist Modern Merry
Chapter 7
On the only way from Ningzhu Village to Yangcheng, a Santana was speeding on the asphalt road.I have to say that although Ji Changtian is a little older, he does not have the calmness of a middle-aged man when driving, but has the arrogance of a young man.
The car was driving at a speed of more than 100km/h, the sound of the engine roared past, and the scenery on both sides was constantly being left behind.In the car, Ji Yuxian fell asleep, while Tian Luzi unscrupulously looked at her plump breasts from the side with his eyes.
The car was trembling slightly, and the two lumps of soft flesh on Ji Yuxian's chest were also beating slightly, like two naughty big white rabbits about to jump out from under the clothes.
It's almost 36d.Tianluzi's lips were anxious and his mouth was dry, and such a thought flashed through his mind.Last night, he was cramming his common sense. He had a particularly good memory of women's measurements.
Suddenly, Tian Luzi's eyes narrowed.Because when the speed exceeds 100km/h, there is actually a car passing by, it is a BMW 320.You know it's not a highway.
Looking through the glass of the car window and onto the mirror of the car, Tian Luzi could see an Audi A4 clinging to the back of the car.
After the BMW 320 overtook, a right turn was blocked in front of Santana, and then slowed down slowly.Seeing this, Ji Changtian frowned. The car in front was obviously trying to force his car to stop.
"Damn it, bastard, I want to see what you guys want to do." Ji Changtian suddenly slammed on the brakes and stopped the car on the side of the road.
There was too much movement, Ji Yu woke up leisurely, rubbed his eyes and looked around and said, "Why did you stop? Are you here?"
Ji Changtian didn't answer, and angrily opened the car door and got out of the car to find the car in front of him.Tian Luzi said calmly: "Probably not yet. I'm afraid we may be in trouble. I'll go down and have a look. Sit in the car and don't move."
After finishing speaking, Tian Luzi also opened the car door and got out of the car, just bumping into Ji Changtian who was forced to come back.
There are three people on and off the BMW 320, two men and one woman.One of the men reached under the woman's clothes and rubbed them, while the other was playing with a knife.Behind, the Audi A4 car also stopped, and two people came down from it, both holding knives in their hands.
By this time, if Ji Changtian didn't know that he was in serious trouble, then he wouldn't be Ji Changtian.Immediately, he took out his mobile phone and wanted to call the police.
"That so-and-so, put down the phone. Otherwise, don't blame me, Yang Gui, for being cruel. You should know that I still have a lot of time to do a lot of things I want to do before the police arrive."
The one who spoke was the wretched man rubbing the soft flesh on the woman's chest. No matter in terms of voice or appearance, this guy was a bit similar to the ax gang in "Kung Fu".
Ji Changtian hesitated for a moment, but finally put the phone away, because he knew that Yang Gui's words were right.The police are reliable, the sows can climb trees, their duty is only to clean up the mess after the fact, and they can compete with the tortoise in speed.
"That's right, you're a local tyrant who understands current affairs. You don't have anything to do here now, just stay in the car and watch the show. Don't play tricks, it won't do you any good." Yang Gui said with a smoke ring.
"What do you want to do? Don't hurt anyone. If you want money, you can discuss it." Ji Changtian didn't get back into the car immediately, and said calmly.
Ji Changtian is also an old fox, he has a unique eye for people, so he immediately noticed that the man with the scar named Yang Gui is not a simple gangster.
Yang Gui ignored Ji Changtian's words, walked over and opened Santana's car door, kicking the latter into the car with his feet raised.He raised his foot and kicked it out, but he couldn't reach Ji Changtian.
Tian Luzi made a move, and at the critical moment, he grabbed Yang Gui's ankle.After releasing the strength to one side, he flicked his hand forward, and Yang Gui took several steps back uncontrollably.
The three younger brothers saw Yang Gui being beaten, and they all grabbed their knives and wanted to rush over, but they were stopped by Yang Gui.
"Little Daoist, you changed your clothes and cut your hair. I almost didn't recognize you. I've been a believer all my life, and now meeting the little Daoist is considered fate. How about we find a place to have a good chat?"
Yang Gui said it as if there was something really going on, people who didn't know thought he was very familiar with Tianluzi.
Hearing Yang Gui's words, Tian Luzi narrowed his eyes, thinking: I have already changed my Taoist robe, this is Yang Gui, how do you know that I am a Taoist priest?In my memory, I should have never seen this person.
Thinking about something in his heart, Tian Luzi said calmly: "If you want to talk, you can do it here."
Yang Gui threw away the cigarette holder, his eyes flashed fiercely, but he quickly hid himself.
He laughed and said, "Since the Taoist priest is so forthright, then I'm not hypocritical. Let's be honest, hand over the medicine powder and prescription on your body, otherwise my brothers may be rough on the Taoist priest." .”
Following Yang Gui's words, the three young men surrounded him with vicious expressions, playing with the small knives in their hands.
In an instant, everything was clear at a glance. Tian Luzi smiled and said: "Powder? Prescription? Brother, you are an idiot. You should go to the pharmacy or the hospital to find the powder and prescription. What is the use of you looking for me?"
The term "stupid" was learned by Tian Luzi in the Encyclopedia of Common Knowledge, and he is very good at learning and using it flexibly.No, it will be used immediately, and it is so aptly described.
Yang Gui has no patience, he is very cautious.Just when he was about to kick Ji Changtian into the car, he happened to see Ji Yuxian in the car calling the police with his mobile phone.
Although the efficiency of the police is not very good, they always come.So Yang Gui gestured to his younger brothers, obviously he planned to take Tian Luzi to a secret place by force.
Forcibly taken to a secret place?Yang Gui, what does he want to do?Does he want to explode Tianluzi's chrysanthemum together with his three younger brothers?
Brother, you think too much, Yang Gui just thought of a secret place to torture and ask about the medicine powder and prescription.
Seeing the three knives stabbing towards him, Tian Luzi still had a silly smile on his face.Suddenly he moved, and stretched his hands forward, clamping the wrists of the three gangsters together.With all his strength, there was a crisp fracture sound.
ah! ! !The three gangsters were just young men who had just dropped out of school. They couldn't bear the severe pain, and they all screamed out.Fell to the ground and rolled.
Yang Gui's complexion changed drastically, he had a discerning eye and saw that Tianluzi was the son of Lianjia.Now that the three younger brothers were beaten and disabled, he still had no intention of 'talking' with Tian Luzi, so he turned around and ran in the direction of his BMW 320.
His female partner saw it, and turned her buttocks with a pale face, and got into the BMW.
Not causing trouble doesn't mean being afraid of trouble. Since others have come to you, then you can't be soft.So Tianluzi moved, kicked the ground hard with his feet, and quickly chased after him with his strength.
At the moment when Yang Gui opened the car door and was about to get into the car, Tian Luzi arrived, and a pusher knocked him to the ground.Then the foot stepped down, and the crisp sound of fractures sounded again, followed by screams like slaughtering pigs.
Inside the BMW, the woman sitting in the passenger seat was terrified, her face covered with a thick layer of powder was full of horror, and her heavy makeup was washed away with tears, like a female ghost.
"What do you want? Don't kill me, don't beat me, I'll give you money. Me, me, me..."
The woman's words did not go on, because she was speaking with actions.She pulled down the neckline of her low-necked T-shirt, and two lumps of fat jumped out immediately.The big one is big enough, but it doesn't have the slightest elasticity, it sags badly, and the buds on the fat meat are already black out of shape.
Tian Luzi's eyes widened instantly, he didn't expect the woman to seduce him.Disgust flashed in his eyes the next moment, and he turned around to return to where Santana was. He didn't even have the interest to look at things like that.
Under the influence of ancient traditional thinking, Tian Luzi hated those profligate women from the bottom of his heart, and his virginity complex was deeply rooted.Although he has a bit of lust, he is definitely not interested in a whore who is as good as she can be.
After getting in the car, Tian Luzi happened to see Ji Yuxian's confused eyes, and the guy blushed, scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Yuxian, don't stare at me like that, I will be shy. "
It was Ji Yuxian's request to call her by name directly, and Tian Luzi, who pursued the way of nature, readily accepted it.
And he didn't resist in his heart to get closer to Ji Yuxian, because she was still a virgin.Tian Luzi can see this at a glance.Of course, this skill was also taught by his unscrupulous master Zhang Sanfeng.
In the driver's seat, Ji Changtian had the urge to kick this shameless Tian Luzi out of the car.Damn, I've seen someone who can pretend to be tender, but I've never seen someone who can pretend like this.
Realizing that he was acting tender a little too much, Tian Luzi said with a sneer: "Plowing the fields, let's drive."
Ji Changtian was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood. At that time, he just said "I am a farmer" because he was so angry, but Tian Luzi missed it.
Several times, he protested, protesting that Tianluzi stopped barking at that time, but turned around and said plowing the fields again.In the end, Ji Changtian simply resigned to his fate, since he was originally a farmer anyway.
"What kind of car are you driving? Such a big thing happened here, you, the instigator, want to run away?" Ji Changtian saw through Tian Luzi's plan at a glance.
"I can't drive. I called the police just now. For such a big matter, a statement must be made. If we just leave like this, who will make the statement?" Ji Yuxian said with an unhappy expression.
As expected of a child who came out of the countryside, how pure, blindly thinking about the uncle of the police, he is definitely a first-class citizen.
Originally, Tian Luzi planned that one less thing would be better than one more thing, but seeing that Ji's father and daughter disagreed, he had no choice but to give up.In fact, he can't do without giving up, unless he wants to walk to Yangcheng University.
The car was driving at a speed of more than 100km/h, the sound of the engine roared past, and the scenery on both sides was constantly being left behind.In the car, Ji Yuxian fell asleep, while Tian Luzi unscrupulously looked at her plump breasts from the side with his eyes.
The car was trembling slightly, and the two lumps of soft flesh on Ji Yuxian's chest were also beating slightly, like two naughty big white rabbits about to jump out from under the clothes.
It's almost 36d.Tianluzi's lips were anxious and his mouth was dry, and such a thought flashed through his mind.Last night, he was cramming his common sense. He had a particularly good memory of women's measurements.
Suddenly, Tian Luzi's eyes narrowed.Because when the speed exceeds 100km/h, there is actually a car passing by, it is a BMW 320.You know it's not a highway.
Looking through the glass of the car window and onto the mirror of the car, Tian Luzi could see an Audi A4 clinging to the back of the car.
After the BMW 320 overtook, a right turn was blocked in front of Santana, and then slowed down slowly.Seeing this, Ji Changtian frowned. The car in front was obviously trying to force his car to stop.
"Damn it, bastard, I want to see what you guys want to do." Ji Changtian suddenly slammed on the brakes and stopped the car on the side of the road.
There was too much movement, Ji Yu woke up leisurely, rubbed his eyes and looked around and said, "Why did you stop? Are you here?"
Ji Changtian didn't answer, and angrily opened the car door and got out of the car to find the car in front of him.Tian Luzi said calmly: "Probably not yet. I'm afraid we may be in trouble. I'll go down and have a look. Sit in the car and don't move."
After finishing speaking, Tian Luzi also opened the car door and got out of the car, just bumping into Ji Changtian who was forced to come back.
There are three people on and off the BMW 320, two men and one woman.One of the men reached under the woman's clothes and rubbed them, while the other was playing with a knife.Behind, the Audi A4 car also stopped, and two people came down from it, both holding knives in their hands.
By this time, if Ji Changtian didn't know that he was in serious trouble, then he wouldn't be Ji Changtian.Immediately, he took out his mobile phone and wanted to call the police.
"That so-and-so, put down the phone. Otherwise, don't blame me, Yang Gui, for being cruel. You should know that I still have a lot of time to do a lot of things I want to do before the police arrive."
The one who spoke was the wretched man rubbing the soft flesh on the woman's chest. No matter in terms of voice or appearance, this guy was a bit similar to the ax gang in "Kung Fu".
Ji Changtian hesitated for a moment, but finally put the phone away, because he knew that Yang Gui's words were right.The police are reliable, the sows can climb trees, their duty is only to clean up the mess after the fact, and they can compete with the tortoise in speed.
"That's right, you're a local tyrant who understands current affairs. You don't have anything to do here now, just stay in the car and watch the show. Don't play tricks, it won't do you any good." Yang Gui said with a smoke ring.
"What do you want to do? Don't hurt anyone. If you want money, you can discuss it." Ji Changtian didn't get back into the car immediately, and said calmly.
Ji Changtian is also an old fox, he has a unique eye for people, so he immediately noticed that the man with the scar named Yang Gui is not a simple gangster.
Yang Gui ignored Ji Changtian's words, walked over and opened Santana's car door, kicking the latter into the car with his feet raised.He raised his foot and kicked it out, but he couldn't reach Ji Changtian.
Tian Luzi made a move, and at the critical moment, he grabbed Yang Gui's ankle.After releasing the strength to one side, he flicked his hand forward, and Yang Gui took several steps back uncontrollably.
The three younger brothers saw Yang Gui being beaten, and they all grabbed their knives and wanted to rush over, but they were stopped by Yang Gui.
"Little Daoist, you changed your clothes and cut your hair. I almost didn't recognize you. I've been a believer all my life, and now meeting the little Daoist is considered fate. How about we find a place to have a good chat?"
Yang Gui said it as if there was something really going on, people who didn't know thought he was very familiar with Tianluzi.
Hearing Yang Gui's words, Tian Luzi narrowed his eyes, thinking: I have already changed my Taoist robe, this is Yang Gui, how do you know that I am a Taoist priest?In my memory, I should have never seen this person.
Thinking about something in his heart, Tian Luzi said calmly: "If you want to talk, you can do it here."
Yang Gui threw away the cigarette holder, his eyes flashed fiercely, but he quickly hid himself.
He laughed and said, "Since the Taoist priest is so forthright, then I'm not hypocritical. Let's be honest, hand over the medicine powder and prescription on your body, otherwise my brothers may be rough on the Taoist priest." .”
Following Yang Gui's words, the three young men surrounded him with vicious expressions, playing with the small knives in their hands.
In an instant, everything was clear at a glance. Tian Luzi smiled and said: "Powder? Prescription? Brother, you are an idiot. You should go to the pharmacy or the hospital to find the powder and prescription. What is the use of you looking for me?"
The term "stupid" was learned by Tian Luzi in the Encyclopedia of Common Knowledge, and he is very good at learning and using it flexibly.No, it will be used immediately, and it is so aptly described.
Yang Gui has no patience, he is very cautious.Just when he was about to kick Ji Changtian into the car, he happened to see Ji Yuxian in the car calling the police with his mobile phone.
Although the efficiency of the police is not very good, they always come.So Yang Gui gestured to his younger brothers, obviously he planned to take Tian Luzi to a secret place by force.
Forcibly taken to a secret place?Yang Gui, what does he want to do?Does he want to explode Tianluzi's chrysanthemum together with his three younger brothers?
Brother, you think too much, Yang Gui just thought of a secret place to torture and ask about the medicine powder and prescription.
Seeing the three knives stabbing towards him, Tian Luzi still had a silly smile on his face.Suddenly he moved, and stretched his hands forward, clamping the wrists of the three gangsters together.With all his strength, there was a crisp fracture sound.
ah! ! !The three gangsters were just young men who had just dropped out of school. They couldn't bear the severe pain, and they all screamed out.Fell to the ground and rolled.
Yang Gui's complexion changed drastically, he had a discerning eye and saw that Tianluzi was the son of Lianjia.Now that the three younger brothers were beaten and disabled, he still had no intention of 'talking' with Tian Luzi, so he turned around and ran in the direction of his BMW 320.
His female partner saw it, and turned her buttocks with a pale face, and got into the BMW.
Not causing trouble doesn't mean being afraid of trouble. Since others have come to you, then you can't be soft.So Tianluzi moved, kicked the ground hard with his feet, and quickly chased after him with his strength.
At the moment when Yang Gui opened the car door and was about to get into the car, Tian Luzi arrived, and a pusher knocked him to the ground.Then the foot stepped down, and the crisp sound of fractures sounded again, followed by screams like slaughtering pigs.
Inside the BMW, the woman sitting in the passenger seat was terrified, her face covered with a thick layer of powder was full of horror, and her heavy makeup was washed away with tears, like a female ghost.
"What do you want? Don't kill me, don't beat me, I'll give you money. Me, me, me..."
The woman's words did not go on, because she was speaking with actions.She pulled down the neckline of her low-necked T-shirt, and two lumps of fat jumped out immediately.The big one is big enough, but it doesn't have the slightest elasticity, it sags badly, and the buds on the fat meat are already black out of shape.
Tian Luzi's eyes widened instantly, he didn't expect the woman to seduce him.Disgust flashed in his eyes the next moment, and he turned around to return to where Santana was. He didn't even have the interest to look at things like that.
Under the influence of ancient traditional thinking, Tian Luzi hated those profligate women from the bottom of his heart, and his virginity complex was deeply rooted.Although he has a bit of lust, he is definitely not interested in a whore who is as good as she can be.
After getting in the car, Tian Luzi happened to see Ji Yuxian's confused eyes, and the guy blushed, scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Yuxian, don't stare at me like that, I will be shy. "
It was Ji Yuxian's request to call her by name directly, and Tian Luzi, who pursued the way of nature, readily accepted it.
And he didn't resist in his heart to get closer to Ji Yuxian, because she was still a virgin.Tian Luzi can see this at a glance.Of course, this skill was also taught by his unscrupulous master Zhang Sanfeng.
In the driver's seat, Ji Changtian had the urge to kick this shameless Tian Luzi out of the car.Damn, I've seen someone who can pretend to be tender, but I've never seen someone who can pretend like this.
Realizing that he was acting tender a little too much, Tian Luzi said with a sneer: "Plowing the fields, let's drive."
Ji Changtian was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood. At that time, he just said "I am a farmer" because he was so angry, but Tian Luzi missed it.
Several times, he protested, protesting that Tianluzi stopped barking at that time, but turned around and said plowing the fields again.In the end, Ji Changtian simply resigned to his fate, since he was originally a farmer anyway.
"What kind of car are you driving? Such a big thing happened here, you, the instigator, want to run away?" Ji Changtian saw through Tian Luzi's plan at a glance.
"I can't drive. I called the police just now. For such a big matter, a statement must be made. If we just leave like this, who will make the statement?" Ji Yuxian said with an unhappy expression.
As expected of a child who came out of the countryside, how pure, blindly thinking about the uncle of the police, he is definitely a first-class citizen.
Originally, Tian Luzi planned that one less thing would be better than one more thing, but seeing that Ji's father and daughter disagreed, he had no choice but to give up.In fact, he can't do without giving up, unless he wants to walk to Yangcheng University.
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