School Grass Immortal Doctor

"Expansion?" Zeng Shuai nodded and said: "The idea of ​​expansion is exactly what I want, I agree, you can just figure it out, but we can change places for our new residence of Shuaimen, not to mention moving to Xianshan Fudi , but at least you have to find a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters? Find the location yourself. The construction of Shuaimen’s new residence must be high-end and atmospheric, but don’t build it underground anymore, understand?” It's easy to find, and there are few places with beautiful mountains and rivers and good environment. ◎Literature Museum r />

"Understood, understood!" Liu Dalong nodded again and again, paused for a moment, Liu Dalong said again: "Also, there is another matter to report to Shuai Sheng, that is, the new handsome ancient warriors want to meet Shuai Sheng once. , I hope to get your advice, I wonder when Shuai Sheng will return to the sect?"

"Well, I will come back when I have time," Zeng Shuai said, "Now, I want to give Shuaimen a task, which is to wipe out the foreign supernatural beings who are wreaking havoc in the Western Regions. I will tell you about the basic activities, you arranged for the handsome brother to complete the task and report to her husband, and read the full text of the application for divorce! You tell everyone that after the task is completed, there will be a lot of rewards, and I will go to see you when the time comes."

"Understood, I promise to complete the task!" After Liu Dalong promised solemnly, he hung up the phone respectfully.

Zeng Shuai returned the satellite phone to Liu Yuxian, who answered the phone and said with a smile, "Young Xia Zeng, you are too narcissistic."

Zeng Shuai asked blankly, "Why do you say that?"

Liu Yuxian smiled and said, "If you're not narcissistic, how could you call yourself handsome?"

"Oh..." Zeng Shuai smiled lightly, and said, "Look carefully, isn't this the truth?" As he spoke, his eyes fixed on Liu Yuxian.

Liu Yuxian looked at him for a few seconds, then her pretty face blushed suddenly, and her gaze immediately shifted to another place.Spit: "Of course it's not the truth, but you are narcissistic."

"I heard that people blush when they tell lies," Zeng Shuai said with a smile, "Your blush."

"Ah..." Liu Yuxian quickly touched her face, didn't she, her pretty face was red and hot at the moment, she quickly said: "What does my blushing have to do with lying? Isn't it all because of the weather?" It's too hot."

Zeng Shuai laughed.Said: "Really? It's hot? Look at the mountains in the distance, there is still snow, are you still hot?"

"I feel hot myself, can't I?" Liu Yuxian said after glaring at Zeng Shuai.

Zeng Shuai chuckled.Said: "Hot? Could it be that your blushing is caused by the heat in your heart?"

"That's right, I feel irritable and stuffy in my heart, so I blush." ​​Liu Yuxian said hastily.

Zeng Shuai laughed, and said: "Haha, your heart is so hot, maybe it's because you saw how handsome I am. That's why you've got some extra thoughts in your heart, right?"

"Bah, bah, bah, bah!" Liu Yuxian's pretty face turned even redder, and she spat, "Who is tempted? Who has any wrong thoughts? Don't talk nonsense."

"Am I talking nonsense? You know it in your heart, right?" Zeng Shuai laughed.

"Of course you are talking nonsense, I know it very well." Liu Yuxian said, and said quickly: "Okay, I'm too lazy to argue with you, let's go, let's go back quickly, we have to return to Yunv Peak before the sun sets Go up. Otherwise, after nightfall, the mountain road will be even more difficult. And there may be beasts appearing."

"Beast?" Zeng Shuai asked calmly, "What beast?"

"Lynx, wild wolf, wild boar, etc., in short, there are many." Liu Yuxian said seriously.

"These are called ferocious beasts? They are all national wildlife protection animals, okay? Such cute little animals are also called ferocious beasts?" Zeng Shuai pursed his lips and shook his head.

"The lynx is very fast, its claws are very sharp, and its eyes glow golden at night, which is very scary. I don't need to say anything about wild wolves. Their teeth are very sharp and they are full of wildness. As for wild boars, you haven't seen them yet." However, they are fat and strong, and their speed is not slow. If they bump into them head-on, people can fly away! These are not called beasts, so what are they called beasts?" Liu Yuxian asked.

Zeng Shuai smiled lightly, and said, "Compared to real ferocious beasts, the ones you just mentioned are all weak animals, not worth mentioning."

"What?" Liu Yuxian said: "Then point it out to me, what is a beast? Tell me, tell me."

Zeng Shuai shook his head and said, "I told you, you don't know."

"You don't tell me, how do you know if I know?" Liu Yuxian rolled his eyes at him, and said, "If you don't know, then don't play tricks or brag, the beasts I mentioned, but I I've seen it with my own eyes."

Zeng Shuai smiled lightly: "Of course I'm talking about the car I've seen with my own eyes that makes coal fly."

"Tch, if you don't tell me, how do I know what you have seen with your own eyes?" Liu Yuxian said, "If you have the ability, just show it to me, who can't brag?"

"Look in front of you?" Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "You really want to see it?"

"Of course!" Liu Yuxian had a smirk on her face. Zeng Shuai was empty-handed, and he would never look like he could take out any beast, so she said again: "I know you can't take it out, so as long as you tell it, you can tell it." If it looks good, it sounds real to me, so that’s fine.”

"Hey..." Zeng Shuai sighed, shook his head and said, "It's a pity, I'm not very eloquent, I really can't tell any decent stories, and I can't describe the situation of the beast either. so……"

"So? So you don't have to make it up. With your eloquence, I wouldn't believe it." Liu Yuxian suppressed a smile. She suddenly found that she liked seeing Zeng Shuai speechless and embarrassed, which gave him a sense of accomplishment.

"Hey," Zeng Shuai shook his head and said, "In that case, I'd better show you to see it with my own eyes, otherwise you really won't believe it."

"Huh? What are you looking at?" Liu Yuxian asked in confusion.

Zeng Shuai pointed at her back and said, "Look at the beast, it's behind you."

"Tch, don't lie to me." Liu Yuxian looked disbelieving, but she still turned around, only to see a huge bucket-like head appearing in front of her, only less than a foot away, and it was still open. With a bloody mouth and a long wick, she almost "licked" her nose. She was so frightened that her hairs stood on end, her beautiful eyes widened, and she let out an earth-shattering scream.

"what--"

Liu Yuxian screamed, then turned around and jumped into Zeng Shuai's arms, her head was pressed tightly against Zeng Shuai's chest, her arms were tightly wrapped around Zeng Shuai's neck, trembling all over, looking very scared look.

Seeing this, Zeng Shuai laughed, and said, "Miss Liu Yuxian, look at you, what are you doing?"

Liu Yuxian hurriedly said: "What is that, get rid of it quickly! Hurry up!"

Zeng Shuai smiled lightly, and said: "This is what I call a beast? In fact, it is just a small snake, which is far from what I call a beast. It's a pity that you want to see it now, so I have to get one." Let me show you a small and fierce beast. You see, it is actually quite gentle and cute, take a look again."

"No, I won't watch it, I won't watch it! It's too scary! It's too scary! It's too scary!" Liu Yuxian shook her head quickly and said, her pretty face rubbed against Zeng Shuai's chest, and her rapid breathing made Zeng Shuai The chest is hot and itchy.

Hearing this, Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "Even if you don't look at it, you can still get off of me, right? It's said that a man and a woman can't kiss each other, so you threw yourself into my arms! Did you deliberately take advantage of me? As I said earlier, my title of Handsome Sage is by no means a vain name, it is definitely well deserved, look, are you tempted? Can't you bear it? Can you take this opportunity to take advantage of me?"

"Bah, bah, bah, this is my instinct to survive after encountering danger!" Liu Yuxian argued.

Zeng Shuai chuckled and said, "I've already told you that there is no danger. You still don't believe me, but you want to throw yourself into my arms and refuse to leave. Are you taking advantage of me and taking advantage of me?"

"Bah, do you think I'd like to lie in your arms?" Liu Yuxian glared at Zeng Shuai, thinking that lying on his body felt really good, and she didn't know why she had such a feeling, anyway, that feeling was very comfortable .However, after a brief enjoyment, Liu Yuxian got down from Zeng Shuai's arms, and then quickly hid behind Zeng Shuai, she was obviously still very scared.

Zeng Shuai chuckled and said, "I told you, don't be afraid, look, it's very gentle."

Hearing Zeng Shuai's words, Liu Yuxian gritted his teeth, and finally poked his head out from behind him.

[ps: Lao Lan is still taking care of his wife in the hospital, the update is unstable, I hope everyone understands!support! 】