School Grass Immortal Doctor

After trying to poke his head out a few times, Liu Yuxian finally looked at the "beast".The beast's head was as big as a bucket, its eyes were like lanterns, and it was several feet long. It was looking straight at her. She stared at the beast for two seconds, and finally couldn't resist the powerful aura of the "beast". Shrunk, and hid behind Zeng Shuai.

"Zeng Shaoxia, what kind of beast is this? Why is it so long and big? Where did it come from?" Liu Yuxian asked in fear, hiding behind Zeng Shuai.

Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "Is this considered big? In fact, it's just a little snake. It's very cute. It doesn't bite, and it can even kiss you. How about letting it kiss you?" After falling, the red flame python immediately swam towards Liu Yuxian.

"Ah—" Seeing that "beast" crawling towards him, Liu Yuxian screamed immediately, and quickly shouted: "Don't let it come, don't let it come, let it go, let it go!"

Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "It's okay, it's very gentle and cute, especially when it meets beautiful women, it will be even more gentle and cute."

"Hiss... hiss..." As if responding to the master's words, the red flame python hissed.

Unexpectedly, Liu Yuxian didn't think the giant red flame python was cute at all, she actually pulled out the sword in her hand with a "clang clang", and guarded against the giant red flame python vigilantly.

The scarlet flame python was full of gentleness, but seeing Liu Yuxian was so unfriendly, he immediately straightened up, raised his head, looked down at Liu Yuxian coldly, and made a posture of vigilance and attack.

Seeing this, Zeng Shuai hurriedly said: "Miss Liu Yuxian, how could you do this? A little snake shows its kindness to you, but you turn your sword against it. Isn't that too hurtful? Besides, let me tell you, this The outer skin and scales of a giant red flame python are very hard, even if you cut it with a sword, you won't be able to hurt it. Instead, it will irritate it, and even swallow you in one mouthful, and then digest it into a pile of poop and pass it out! You don't think so, do you?"

"The devil wants that!" Liu Yuxian hurriedly said, "Then what should I do?"

Zeng Shuai said: "What should you do? First, put away the sword in your hand, and then tell it. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

"Ah?" Liu Yuxian asked doubtfully, "Is this okay? Can it understand me?"

Zeng Shuai smiled lightly, and said: "Of course I understand, it has lived for hundreds of years, and it is very human."

"Oh..." Liu Yuxian heard the words.After thinking about it, he finally put away the sword in his hand, and said to the red flame python: "Brother Snake, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, please forgive me!"

"Hiss... hiss..." Finally, the red flame python was no longer vigilant.Instead, he lowered his head obediently, with two dark eyes hanging on his bucket-sized head, he was looking at Liu Yuxian faintly, and kept spitting out the black core in his mouth.As if waiting for the other party to continue to express their views.

Seeing that terrifying head, Liu Yuxian couldn't help asking Zeng Shuai: "Young Xia Zeng, what is it trying to do? Didn't I already apologize to him?"

Zeng Shuai smiled and said: "Didn't you just resolve the conflict? The Red Flame Python wanted to shake hands with you, but it didn't have hands. So I wanted to kiss you to express reconciliation."

"Huh?" Liu Yuxian was startled, "Let him kiss you?"

"That's right. Is there any problem?" Zeng Shuai asked lightly.

"What's the problem?" Liu Yuxian said with grief and indignation: "It's not just a problem, it's a big problem. How can I kiss a snake?"

"What's the point? It's not a kiss, it's just a kiss on the face." Zeng Shuai said with a smile.

"Kissing the face is not enough. If it kisses the face, I will be disfigured, right?" Liu Yuxian refused.

As soon as Liu Yuxian finished speaking, the red flame python immediately raised its neck and looked at Liu Yuxian with hatred.

Zeng Shuai shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "See, as long as you don't want to kiss it, it means that your apology just now was not sincere enough. If you didn't apologize to it sincerely, it will always be ready to attack you." School Grass Immortal Doctor 366

"Then what should I do?" Liu Yuxian said anxiously: "Zeng Shaoxia, tell me, what should I do in this situation?"

Hearing this, Zeng Shuai smiled lightly, and said: "What else can I do? I have to give it a kiss, otherwise this red flame python won't stop."

"Ah?" Liu Yuxian bit her lip, thinking of the terrifying appearance of the giant python, Liu Yuxian couldn't help getting goosebumps all over her body, and now she wants to ask her to kiss the giant python, which is tantamount to letting her die!

Just when Liu Yuxian was in doubt, Zeng Shuai spoke again, and he said with a serious face: "Actually, if you think the red flame python is too terrifying to swallow, then I can replace it."

"What?" Liu Yuxian was taken aback, and then said: "What do you mean by that, do you mean that I can't kiss you? Are you too thick-skinned? Is this your real purpose?"

Zeng Shuai said with a serious face: "You think I want to be kissed by you? I was able to offer myself to let you kiss because I could withstand the jealousy and pressure from many wives at home. You still don't want to kiss? That's just right, I don't want you Kiss me, you can just kiss the red flame python! I'll go first." After finishing speaking, Zeng Shuai turned around and left.

Seeing this, Liu Yuxian quickly stopped Zeng Shuai and said, "Young Xia Zeng, wait, I didn't mean that."

Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "But, that's what I mean." After finishing speaking, Zeng Shuai still wanted to leave.

Seeing this situation, Liu Yuxian gritted his teeth, kissed Zeng Shuai directly on the cheek, and then said to the red flame python: "I've already kissed you, what else do you want?"

The red flame python looked at Liu Yuxian, then at Zeng Shuai, the latter sighed, and said very sadly: "Hey, it's not guaranteed at the end of the day, anyone can treat me lightly at will, it's really... hey, that's all, That's all, little snake, go play somewhere else, don't scare people here." After finishing speaking, Zeng Shuai waved his hand, and the red flame python really turned his head and walked away. After a few seconds, he disappeared from Liu Yuxian's sight within.

Liu Yuxian saw that the red flame python listened to Zeng Shuai's words so much, and the red flame python appeared so suddenly just now, Liu Yuxian suddenly understood something, and couldn't help saying: "This snake listens to you so much, could it be yours?"

Zeng Shuai nodded and said, "Yes, what's the problem?"

"Of course there is a problem!" Liu Yuxian said with grief and indignation: "You actually used that snake to scare me, and then threatened me to kiss you, Zeng Shaoxia, how could you do this!"

Hearing this, Zeng Shuai smiled and said: "Miss Liu Yuxian, you are wrong. First of all, I didn't want to scare you with that snake, but you asked me to put the 'beast' in front of you for you to see. In the end, I I put it out, but you were scared; secondly, I did not threaten you to let you kiss me, you can kiss the snake, I let you kiss me, in fact, it was to save you; lastly, don’t kiss me just because you kissed me. I want to be responsible for me, I don't need it, I let you kiss me, just to help you out. Okay, I'm done talking, do you have anything else to say?"

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