my evil sister-in-law
Chapter 744 Perverted Old Guy
Chapter 744 Perverted Old Guy
Chapter 744 Perverted Old Guy
"Jiba, how many years do you have now?" I recalled what Long Baoer said just now, and asked hastily. 【 】
Long Bao'er said that as long as a monster signed a life contract with a human and became a beast servant, the lifespan of the monster itself would disappear, and the owner of the monster needed to increase its life quota before it could survive.
Now that the signing is completed, I still don't know how to give it the life quota.
After finally getting such a powerful animal servant, don't be killed by my ignorance.
"I can live for another year. The master gave me a drop of blood, which has already given me a year of life." Jiba looked down at a spot on his chest, and carefully checked his life energy. , looked very satisfied, and laughed non-stop with his mouth open.
I was stunned.
Seeing that I was a little puzzled, Jiba smiled even more charmingly, and patted a small area next to his chest, and smiled at me: "From this place, I can see the life that the master gave me. I can see the lifespan at a glance. Haha, although there is only one drop, I still want to thank the master for the reward. Without the master, I will not be able to survive."
Jiba put his hand on that area, and bent over to me, very gentlemanly.
It feels very strange that such a burly monster should be so gentlemanly.
"It turns out that a drop of blood represents a year's lifespan, so it's very simple for me to give it a lifespan quota. However, my one-year lifespan is gone like this? This is too fast, and I don't feel it at all. Now, I will lose one year of my life? Although time flies, it can’t be so fast.” When I thought that I would die a year earlier than normal, I felt a little lost, and my heart was in a mess.
No matter who it is, knowing that one year's lifespan is suddenly lost, it will feel weird.
I also feel that this is a bit weird, and I think it is not reliable, and I can't accept the reality in front of me.
That's one year of life, a whole year, how can it be gone if you don't have it?
Can the life expectancy be given away if it is said to be given away, or reduced if it is said to be reduced?Not likely.
I have to say that right now, everything I experience is surreal.
If you tell what happened now, any normal person will shake his head and call me a lunatic.
Unfortunately, all of this is real.
Suddenly, I thought of a suspicious point, if a drop of blood lasts a year, then with so much blood in my body, wouldn’t it be possible to live for tens of thousands of years?This algorithm seems wrong, right?
I expressed my doubts to Jiba, and Jiba couldn't help laughing: "That's not the case, only the master's life-span blood will be useful, the master's life-span blood is the essence of the blood on the body, and the blood on the body The blood is different, totally different, the appearance of the blood drops is different,
"What does the blood of life look like?" I looked at Jiba's chest.
On Jiba's chest, except for the steel-like black skin shining with a bronze luster, nothing can be seen, and there is no so-called life-spanning blood at all.
"The blood of life is the blood essence of the human body. It is very precious. A drop of blood of life represents one year of life. The appearance of the blood of life is like puppies, very cute." Machine Ba said while staring at a certain part of my chest.
"Is life fixed, or can it change at any time?" I said while looking at my chest, but there was nothing, and I didn't know whether Jiba could really see it or was it a dream.
"The blood of life can be extracted from the energy obtained from food, it can also be extracted from animal pills, and it can also be extracted from some soul crystals and some treasures of heaven and earth. Therefore, they change at any time, you get A beast pill, if you eat it, your life blood will be greatly increased, if you are sick, you will consume your life blood to save your life, and your lifespan will be greatly reduced, this is a value that changes at any time. Talk, like a fortune teller, is diagnosing the mysteries of my life.
"I see." I kind of understood.
The blood of life should be the essence of the energy obtained in the body.
People with a good appetite generally have good health and a long lifespan. This is why the human body absorbs the essence of those energies and transforms them into life blood.
The more you eat, the more life blood you will naturally have, and the longer your lifespan will be.This is why people with good appetites live longer than those with poor appetites.
In the same way, if one eats soul crystals and beast pills and other heavenly and earthly treasures, he will gain more energy and extract more life blood, and his lifespan will naturally be much longer than those who only eat ordinary food .
"Jiba, what do you think of the blood of life?" I asked itchingly, really wanting to see what the blood of life like a puppy looks like.
"It's on my chest, can't the master see it?" Jiba asked suspiciously, looked down at his chest, suddenly, it seemed to remember something, and patted his head violently, Laughing loudly: "I see, the master must have not opened the third eye. When the third eye is opened, you can see it. Not only can you see mine, but you can also see the blood of the master's own life span? I can see it now. To our mutual life blood."
"I'll do it, I'm really depressed." I was very disappointed, and I didn't know when the third eye would open, so I could only watch it later.
I don't know when the Celestial Eye will be opened. After a few days to stabilize, I will enter the inside of the Devourer and look for some cheats. I hope it will be helpful for me to open the Celestial Eye.
"Jiba, can you see the blood of my lifespan?" I really want to know how many years I have left to live.
"Of course I can see it." Ji Ba smiled, and raised the shield in his hand to protect me from the wind and rain. He is a qualified bodyguard.
"Look quickly, how many drops of life blood I have." I said itchy, excited.
Jiba squatted down, lay on my chest, counted carefully, and said: "Now there are only eighty drops."
"Well, that is to say, I still have 80 years to live. Adding the current 18 years, I can live to be about [-] years old, and I can be regarded as a long-lived person." I am still very satisfied with my life span of.
After getting Jiba, Golden Ape and Black-clothed Meimei also ran away, my crisis is resolved, and I plan to leave here too.
Looking at Long Baoer on the roof, he was smoking a cigarette, looking at the dark clouds in the sky, wondering what he was studying.
"Jiba, what do you usually eat?" I looked at Jiba's huge body, such a big guy must eat a lot.
I don't know if I can afford it, I hope it won't make me poor in two meals.
Jiba smiled generously: "Master, I can eat anything, but meat is my favorite, just give me a meal of meat every few days. Of course, crystal energy like soul crystals is also my favorite. Ji Ba licked his lips, thinking of the scene of enjoying the delicious food, his saliva flowed down.
"Understood." I nodded, the habits of monster beasts are almost the same as those of demon spirits.
This is not bad. In the future, I will get food, and they will eat together.
"Then where do you live?" I saw that Long Bao'er was smoking happily on the roof, and my addiction to cigarettes also came up, so I also took out a cigarette and lit it up.
Jiba said: "I should have lived in the master's grid, it is more comfortable there. However, many of my descendants have been absorbed by the master's arms. I want to absorb energy from them and practice a kind of kung fu. As soon as possible to succeed in cultivation, I should live in the master's right arm. There, I will become stronger."
"Alright, you're tired today, go back and rest." I saw that there was nothing wrong with Jiba, so I let him go back.
Jiba nodded, and glanced at Long Baoer, the black light disappeared in a flash.
On my wrist, there is a black bracelet imprint, and the statue carved on the bracelet is exactly the majestic appearance of the machine fighter.
Long Baoer on the top of the building said with a satisfied smile: "Very good, it really is a great demon spirit awakener in the future. Others are very lucky to have a demon spirit. Not only do you have multiple demon spirits, but you have successfully owned one." A beast servant is enviable."
"All of this is done by the boss." I said very politely, and I was very excited.
With the super strength of Jiba, I am still afraid of who will come to trouble me.
Whoever provokes me, I will kill anyone.
After today's battle, my state of mind slowly changed, and I became more tenacious than before.
Because I have actually seen death.
As a person who has experienced collapse and death, there is nothing that can make my mood change too drastically.
I can perfectly keep my mind as calm as water, and the ancient well is not disturbed. This is something only those who are in their forties can barely do.I just, have done better than them.
I can now say without exaggeration that I am a master of emotions.
"Haha, it's still up to you. External force is always external force. If you don't work hard, all external force will be in vain. In the world, there are many idiots who cannot be supported. No matter how good the conditions are for them, it is a waste." Long Bao Er laughed, and with a wave of his hand, the pocket flew down, and Long Bao'er grabbed the pocket in his hand.
At this time, all the deadly magic machines in the sky had been put into that magical pocket.
Long Bao'er looked into the pocket, seeing so many dead zone magic machines jumping and struggling in the pocket, screaming in surprise, couldn't help laughing.
He patted his pocket and nodded with satisfaction: "What a good fortune, what a good fortune. I didn't go to the dead zone, but I caught so many dead zone magic machines at my door. It's really cool, kid , It's like catching fish at the door of the house, isn't it the most fun thing in the world?" Long Bao'er looked down at me and said.
"Of course, it's very fun, it's really fun." I said along with him.
Actually, I didn't think it was fun, I almost hung up, what a fart, this perverted old guy.
Chapter 744 Perverted Old Guy
"Jiba, how many years do you have now?" I recalled what Long Baoer said just now, and asked hastily. 【 】
Long Bao'er said that as long as a monster signed a life contract with a human and became a beast servant, the lifespan of the monster itself would disappear, and the owner of the monster needed to increase its life quota before it could survive.
Now that the signing is completed, I still don't know how to give it the life quota.
After finally getting such a powerful animal servant, don't be killed by my ignorance.
"I can live for another year. The master gave me a drop of blood, which has already given me a year of life." Jiba looked down at a spot on his chest, and carefully checked his life energy. , looked very satisfied, and laughed non-stop with his mouth open.
I was stunned.
Seeing that I was a little puzzled, Jiba smiled even more charmingly, and patted a small area next to his chest, and smiled at me: "From this place, I can see the life that the master gave me. I can see the lifespan at a glance. Haha, although there is only one drop, I still want to thank the master for the reward. Without the master, I will not be able to survive."
Jiba put his hand on that area, and bent over to me, very gentlemanly.
It feels very strange that such a burly monster should be so gentlemanly.
"It turns out that a drop of blood represents a year's lifespan, so it's very simple for me to give it a lifespan quota. However, my one-year lifespan is gone like this? This is too fast, and I don't feel it at all. Now, I will lose one year of my life? Although time flies, it can’t be so fast.” When I thought that I would die a year earlier than normal, I felt a little lost, and my heart was in a mess.
No matter who it is, knowing that one year's lifespan is suddenly lost, it will feel weird.
I also feel that this is a bit weird, and I think it is not reliable, and I can't accept the reality in front of me.
That's one year of life, a whole year, how can it be gone if you don't have it?
Can the life expectancy be given away if it is said to be given away, or reduced if it is said to be reduced?Not likely.
I have to say that right now, everything I experience is surreal.
If you tell what happened now, any normal person will shake his head and call me a lunatic.
Unfortunately, all of this is real.
Suddenly, I thought of a suspicious point, if a drop of blood lasts a year, then with so much blood in my body, wouldn’t it be possible to live for tens of thousands of years?This algorithm seems wrong, right?
I expressed my doubts to Jiba, and Jiba couldn't help laughing: "That's not the case, only the master's life-span blood will be useful, the master's life-span blood is the essence of the blood on the body, and the blood on the body The blood is different, totally different, the appearance of the blood drops is different,
"What does the blood of life look like?" I looked at Jiba's chest.
On Jiba's chest, except for the steel-like black skin shining with a bronze luster, nothing can be seen, and there is no so-called life-spanning blood at all.
"The blood of life is the blood essence of the human body. It is very precious. A drop of blood of life represents one year of life. The appearance of the blood of life is like puppies, very cute." Machine Ba said while staring at a certain part of my chest.
"Is life fixed, or can it change at any time?" I said while looking at my chest, but there was nothing, and I didn't know whether Jiba could really see it or was it a dream.
"The blood of life can be extracted from the energy obtained from food, it can also be extracted from animal pills, and it can also be extracted from some soul crystals and some treasures of heaven and earth. Therefore, they change at any time, you get A beast pill, if you eat it, your life blood will be greatly increased, if you are sick, you will consume your life blood to save your life, and your lifespan will be greatly reduced, this is a value that changes at any time. Talk, like a fortune teller, is diagnosing the mysteries of my life.
"I see." I kind of understood.
The blood of life should be the essence of the energy obtained in the body.
People with a good appetite generally have good health and a long lifespan. This is why the human body absorbs the essence of those energies and transforms them into life blood.
The more you eat, the more life blood you will naturally have, and the longer your lifespan will be.This is why people with good appetites live longer than those with poor appetites.
In the same way, if one eats soul crystals and beast pills and other heavenly and earthly treasures, he will gain more energy and extract more life blood, and his lifespan will naturally be much longer than those who only eat ordinary food .
"Jiba, what do you think of the blood of life?" I asked itchingly, really wanting to see what the blood of life like a puppy looks like.
"It's on my chest, can't the master see it?" Jiba asked suspiciously, looked down at his chest, suddenly, it seemed to remember something, and patted his head violently, Laughing loudly: "I see, the master must have not opened the third eye. When the third eye is opened, you can see it. Not only can you see mine, but you can also see the blood of the master's own life span? I can see it now. To our mutual life blood."
"I'll do it, I'm really depressed." I was very disappointed, and I didn't know when the third eye would open, so I could only watch it later.
I don't know when the Celestial Eye will be opened. After a few days to stabilize, I will enter the inside of the Devourer and look for some cheats. I hope it will be helpful for me to open the Celestial Eye.
"Jiba, can you see the blood of my lifespan?" I really want to know how many years I have left to live.
"Of course I can see it." Ji Ba smiled, and raised the shield in his hand to protect me from the wind and rain. He is a qualified bodyguard.
"Look quickly, how many drops of life blood I have." I said itchy, excited.
Jiba squatted down, lay on my chest, counted carefully, and said: "Now there are only eighty drops."
"Well, that is to say, I still have 80 years to live. Adding the current 18 years, I can live to be about [-] years old, and I can be regarded as a long-lived person." I am still very satisfied with my life span of.
After getting Jiba, Golden Ape and Black-clothed Meimei also ran away, my crisis is resolved, and I plan to leave here too.
Looking at Long Baoer on the roof, he was smoking a cigarette, looking at the dark clouds in the sky, wondering what he was studying.
"Jiba, what do you usually eat?" I looked at Jiba's huge body, such a big guy must eat a lot.
I don't know if I can afford it, I hope it won't make me poor in two meals.
Jiba smiled generously: "Master, I can eat anything, but meat is my favorite, just give me a meal of meat every few days. Of course, crystal energy like soul crystals is also my favorite. Ji Ba licked his lips, thinking of the scene of enjoying the delicious food, his saliva flowed down.
"Understood." I nodded, the habits of monster beasts are almost the same as those of demon spirits.
This is not bad. In the future, I will get food, and they will eat together.
"Then where do you live?" I saw that Long Bao'er was smoking happily on the roof, and my addiction to cigarettes also came up, so I also took out a cigarette and lit it up.
Jiba said: "I should have lived in the master's grid, it is more comfortable there. However, many of my descendants have been absorbed by the master's arms. I want to absorb energy from them and practice a kind of kung fu. As soon as possible to succeed in cultivation, I should live in the master's right arm. There, I will become stronger."
"Alright, you're tired today, go back and rest." I saw that there was nothing wrong with Jiba, so I let him go back.
Jiba nodded, and glanced at Long Baoer, the black light disappeared in a flash.
On my wrist, there is a black bracelet imprint, and the statue carved on the bracelet is exactly the majestic appearance of the machine fighter.
Long Baoer on the top of the building said with a satisfied smile: "Very good, it really is a great demon spirit awakener in the future. Others are very lucky to have a demon spirit. Not only do you have multiple demon spirits, but you have successfully owned one." A beast servant is enviable."
"All of this is done by the boss." I said very politely, and I was very excited.
With the super strength of Jiba, I am still afraid of who will come to trouble me.
Whoever provokes me, I will kill anyone.
After today's battle, my state of mind slowly changed, and I became more tenacious than before.
Because I have actually seen death.
As a person who has experienced collapse and death, there is nothing that can make my mood change too drastically.
I can perfectly keep my mind as calm as water, and the ancient well is not disturbed. This is something only those who are in their forties can barely do.I just, have done better than them.
I can now say without exaggeration that I am a master of emotions.
"Haha, it's still up to you. External force is always external force. If you don't work hard, all external force will be in vain. In the world, there are many idiots who cannot be supported. No matter how good the conditions are for them, it is a waste." Long Bao Er laughed, and with a wave of his hand, the pocket flew down, and Long Bao'er grabbed the pocket in his hand.
At this time, all the deadly magic machines in the sky had been put into that magical pocket.
Long Bao'er looked into the pocket, seeing so many dead zone magic machines jumping and struggling in the pocket, screaming in surprise, couldn't help laughing.
He patted his pocket and nodded with satisfaction: "What a good fortune, what a good fortune. I didn't go to the dead zone, but I caught so many dead zone magic machines at my door. It's really cool, kid , It's like catching fish at the door of the house, isn't it the most fun thing in the world?" Long Bao'er looked down at me and said.
"Of course, it's very fun, it's really fun." I said along with him.
Actually, I didn't think it was fun, I almost hung up, what a fart, this perverted old guy.
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