my evil sister-in-law
Chapter 745 Don't play hooligans on me
Chapter 745 Don't play hooligans on me
Chapter 745 Don't play hooligans on me
"So many magic machines in the dead zone are enough for my little monsters to eat for several years. [ ] Well, these dark clouds in the dead zone can't be wasted, although the energy concentration is not high and not pure. But, it is also There are a lot of useful crystals that can be refined, let’s collect them together.” Long Bao’er pointed the mouth of her pocket at the dark cloud, and said to the dark cloud in the sky: “Come in, come in, haha, hide The demon spirits in the dark clouds, I'm sorry too, come in."
Hurrah, the wind was blowing, and the torrential rain was getting worse. It couldn't be called rain anymore. It was as if a big hole had opened in the sky, and the Milky Way burst, and the water poured down like crazy.
At this time, I saw a very strange phenomenon, the dark clouds in the sky turned into black monsters one by one, like toads, croaking, jumping, scrambling to jump into the pocket.
Every time a monster jumped into it, the dark clouds in the sky became much less.
"What a powerful old man, this pocket is really good, if only I could grab it." Looking at everything in front of me, I couldn't help touching my chin, shocked, and at the same time, very envious.
However, I also know that it is impossible, with my current kung fu, I can't beat one Long Bao'er out of a hundred.
"Hey, brat down below, is there anyone talking about the boss behind his back?" Long Bao'er looked down from above.
"Boss, I'm complimenting you." I laughed hastily.
"Hmph, do you still dare to lie, thinking that I don't know your thoughts?" Long Bao'er shook her head and pointed to me: "Boy, you can sleep for a while, all this is over, have a good dream, forget What happened just now, forget all the horrors, your future is bright, the world will be under your feet, you are the king of this world."
While Long Baoer muttered to herself like sutras, a deep sleepiness hit me, and within a second, my eyelids became heavy and I couldn't open them no matter what.
"It's strange, how can I be so sleepy all of a sudden." I knew that in this situation, I must not fall asleep.
So, desperately resisting the drowsiness, he kept reminding himself: "Huang Fei, don't sleep, you must not fall asleep."
But no, in a blink of an eye, I could already hear myself snoring softly.
"I can't go on like this, I'm really going to fall asleep." I forcefully opened my eyes wide, but found that I couldn't open them anymore.
I snorted coldly in my heart: "No matter what it is, it wants me to sleep, but I won't sleep." Concentrating on it, I punched the Feng acupoint on my chest, bang, my body shook slightly, My spirit was shocked, and my eyes suddenly opened wide.
Feng's acupuncture point is an acupuncture point that is in charge of the excitement of the human spirit. Massage it every day, it will make the spirit surprisingly good, and you will no longer be sleepy every day.
When you have nothing to do, press it lightly, it will also shake your spirit, make you sleepy, and become very sober.
Of course, you can't use too much force. If you use too much force, you will be in a state of excitement for a long time, and you will not be able to sleep even if you want to sleep, which is not good for your body.
I punched hard now, and the power was already more than three times stronger than that of a normal massage.
I guess, after this punch, even if I don't sleep for three days, I won't have any problems.
"Huh? The boy's mental strength is really good. He can't help but stay awake. It should be related to the energy he absorbed to kill monsters. However, you must sleep, which is good for you..." Long Bao'er He snorted in surprise and waved his hand lightly to me. A small beetle buzzed to my side and landed on my head.
This time, I couldn't resist the drowsiness anymore, and fell into a deep dream.
Before going to bed, I was still thinking, what the hell is that beetle?To have such a powerful ability to make people sleep, could it be the legendary sleepy?
Although I fell asleep, my brain was still awake and very active, dreaming one dream after another.
Maybe, it wasn't a dream, because it felt so real.
Suddenly, Long Baoer disappeared, and I appeared in a pink room.
There was nothing in the room except a big bed.
It was a big bed that could allow three adults to roll around wantonly without falling to the ground. On the big bed lay a charming and youthful woman.
It was a woman with a delicate waist as white as lotus root, her satin-like hair was disheveled, her eyes were clear, and the stars were shining like a deep pool in the mountains, giving people a feeling of fascination.
She was smiling at me sweetly, stretched out her white index finger to hook it, and said in a soft voice, "Come on."
Immediately, I felt like a train was passing through my head, and I couldn't stop making bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang, my mouth was dry, the hot blood in my body made a gurgling sound, started to burn, started to surge.
The woman's body as white as creamy fat, her huge peaks and ridges, her round thighs, every part of her fascinates me.
This is the first time I have really seen a woman's body. Although I have seen small movies and some pictures before, they are fake after all, not as real and specific as now.
I blushed,
I couldn't help but pounced on it, pressed it hard, and kneaded it heavily.
At this time, I had a strange feeling that this woman was both familiar and strange to me.
I feel familiar, like an acquaintance, because the tight, extremely elastic body feels like I have touched it somewhere, very familiar.
At the same time, it felt strange, because I had never seen that woman's face before.
My memory is very good, I will remember people I have met once, and I will never admit mistakes.
The woman stretched out her arms and hugged me tightly, and the two equally smooth bodies were tightly pressed together.
Up to now, I don't care about whether I know this woman or not.
In fact, no matter how strong a man's concentration is, by now, he is on the verge of death and has no choice but to act.Like a stone rolling down a mountainside, it cannot be stopped at all.
This is definitely not a problem of concentration, but an element in the human body that is at work.
This element is the fire of passion~desire, once ignited, it can control all actions of human beings.
The woman's movements are in place, very wild, and her kung fu is very good.
Although I am still a standard virgin, this does not prevent me from judging the strength of this woman's kung fu from another angle.
Her movements are really good, very hot and exciting, and ingenious, many of which I have never seen in small movies.
Her body was so flexible that even those specially trained women's bodies would not be so delicate that they could bend at unexpected angles.
This woman teased me with such hot movements, which gave me a great refreshing feeling.
This feeling is like the feeling of drinking a cold soda in midsummer. The pores of the whole body are bleating cold air, which is very comfortable.
Since the woman's movements were so bold and crazy, I stopped being polite, and climbed up the mountain with both hands, and my body began to move crazily. It was a self-taught movement.
The woman was greatly stimulated, and she cried even more tactfully, her body twisted like a big fish in the water, it was greasy and wet, and in a short time, I sprinkled rain and dew all over the deep place.
Afterwards, I hugged the woman and fell asleep drowsily.
I don't know how long it took, maybe an hour, maybe only a blink of an eye, I slowly woke up.
When I woke up, I lay on my back on the ground, and when I opened my eyes, I saw the blue sky, the sky was cloudless, and a huge sun was emitting golden light, shining brightly on my face.
The sun is shining, driving away the thick darkness, and returning the world to light.
See, the blue sky and the sun, I have a feeling of returning to the world from the streets of hell.
Reborn from the ashes, Phoenix Nirvana.
In just two hours, it seemed like a lifetime away, as if several years had passed.
It is no exaggeration to say that what I have experienced in these two hours is more than what others have experienced in ten years.
"The point is to be comfortable. It's so comfortable. The world at this time is a beautiful world that makes people move."
I took a deep breath, and there was a faint freshness in the air, the fragrance of grass and trees. Breathing such fresh air made me feel very comfortable.
Look around, dark clouds, heavy rain, Long Baoer, monsters, collapsed buildings, all disappeared.
Even the ground under his body was very dry, not like it had just rained.
Moreover, the place where I lie is no longer an asphalt road, but a stone road paved with bluestone slabs.
The flat stone road emits a faint green light, and the surface of the blue stone slab is very smooth, giving off the greasy transparent luster that is caused by frequent friction.
Beside me is a high wall, a wall made of green bricks. When I saw the wall, I couldn't help being stunned for a moment.
These walls, obviously ancient walls, are now very rare.
"Where is this?" There was silence all around, and there was no sound, which made me a little dazed.
I sat up in a daze, rubbed my eyes, and saw that the Devourer was lying beside me, soundly asleep, with saliva flowing from the corner of his mouth, humming softly, not knowing what dream he was having.
I stood up and stepped on the Devourer's face, waking it from sleep.
The Devourer suddenly jumped up from the ground and shouted loudly: "Beauty, don't go."
He reached out and hugged one of my legs, and kissed my leg with his big mouth, making saliva everywhere.
"Damn it, doesn't this guy also dream about some beauties? Judging by its virtue, one beauty can't be like this, at least three or five beauties are going to be so crazy. But, I don't know who it is dreaming about." ? It can’t be the same group of people as I dreamed about.” As I thought about it, I kicked the Devourer far away.
"Master, so it's you." The Devourer jumped up instantly, looked at me shyly and said.
"You're fucking playing hooligans on me, and I'll destroy you." I yelled furiously.
Being molested by my own demon spirit really makes me depressed.
"Don't dare, don't dare, I thought you were that big beauty." Devourer said obediently, lying on the ground like a kitten.
"What the hell happened? Could it be that the things that happened before were all a dream? Where did I go in the dream?" I patted the dust on my body, and was horrified to find that all my clothes had become brand new .
Just now, in my memory, after a fierce battle, my clothes were already in tatters, especially the clothes on my arms, which were already in pieces.
Now, it has become new clothes again, brand new and well-dressed.
And I, after being washed by the heavy rain, also showed my original face, and the makeup has long been gone.
But now, I became that beautiful woman again, as if nothing had happened.
"Is everything really a dream? I didn't meet those monsters at all? Or am I still dreaming and haven't woken up?" I was completely at a loss.
I patted my face vigorously, and it hurt a little, which proved that I am not dreaming now.
It's not a dream now, which means that the previous ones are all dreams.
Of course, there is another possibility, that is, everything that happened before has already happened, and it is not a dream.
And now is not a dream, although it is not a dream, but I have actually traveled to ancient times.
I'm a little dumbfounded, I won't be so miserable, only one out of [-] million people will have the chance to travel through time, right?
If it's true, then I really want to greet Long Baoer who sent me to the crossing place.
Chapter 745 Don't play hooligans on me
"So many magic machines in the dead zone are enough for my little monsters to eat for several years. [ ] Well, these dark clouds in the dead zone can't be wasted, although the energy concentration is not high and not pure. But, it is also There are a lot of useful crystals that can be refined, let’s collect them together.” Long Bao’er pointed the mouth of her pocket at the dark cloud, and said to the dark cloud in the sky: “Come in, come in, haha, hide The demon spirits in the dark clouds, I'm sorry too, come in."
Hurrah, the wind was blowing, and the torrential rain was getting worse. It couldn't be called rain anymore. It was as if a big hole had opened in the sky, and the Milky Way burst, and the water poured down like crazy.
At this time, I saw a very strange phenomenon, the dark clouds in the sky turned into black monsters one by one, like toads, croaking, jumping, scrambling to jump into the pocket.
Every time a monster jumped into it, the dark clouds in the sky became much less.
"What a powerful old man, this pocket is really good, if only I could grab it." Looking at everything in front of me, I couldn't help touching my chin, shocked, and at the same time, very envious.
However, I also know that it is impossible, with my current kung fu, I can't beat one Long Bao'er out of a hundred.
"Hey, brat down below, is there anyone talking about the boss behind his back?" Long Bao'er looked down from above.
"Boss, I'm complimenting you." I laughed hastily.
"Hmph, do you still dare to lie, thinking that I don't know your thoughts?" Long Bao'er shook her head and pointed to me: "Boy, you can sleep for a while, all this is over, have a good dream, forget What happened just now, forget all the horrors, your future is bright, the world will be under your feet, you are the king of this world."
While Long Baoer muttered to herself like sutras, a deep sleepiness hit me, and within a second, my eyelids became heavy and I couldn't open them no matter what.
"It's strange, how can I be so sleepy all of a sudden." I knew that in this situation, I must not fall asleep.
So, desperately resisting the drowsiness, he kept reminding himself: "Huang Fei, don't sleep, you must not fall asleep."
But no, in a blink of an eye, I could already hear myself snoring softly.
"I can't go on like this, I'm really going to fall asleep." I forcefully opened my eyes wide, but found that I couldn't open them anymore.
I snorted coldly in my heart: "No matter what it is, it wants me to sleep, but I won't sleep." Concentrating on it, I punched the Feng acupoint on my chest, bang, my body shook slightly, My spirit was shocked, and my eyes suddenly opened wide.
Feng's acupuncture point is an acupuncture point that is in charge of the excitement of the human spirit. Massage it every day, it will make the spirit surprisingly good, and you will no longer be sleepy every day.
When you have nothing to do, press it lightly, it will also shake your spirit, make you sleepy, and become very sober.
Of course, you can't use too much force. If you use too much force, you will be in a state of excitement for a long time, and you will not be able to sleep even if you want to sleep, which is not good for your body.
I punched hard now, and the power was already more than three times stronger than that of a normal massage.
I guess, after this punch, even if I don't sleep for three days, I won't have any problems.
"Huh? The boy's mental strength is really good. He can't help but stay awake. It should be related to the energy he absorbed to kill monsters. However, you must sleep, which is good for you..." Long Bao'er He snorted in surprise and waved his hand lightly to me. A small beetle buzzed to my side and landed on my head.
This time, I couldn't resist the drowsiness anymore, and fell into a deep dream.
Before going to bed, I was still thinking, what the hell is that beetle?To have such a powerful ability to make people sleep, could it be the legendary sleepy?
Although I fell asleep, my brain was still awake and very active, dreaming one dream after another.
Maybe, it wasn't a dream, because it felt so real.
Suddenly, Long Baoer disappeared, and I appeared in a pink room.
There was nothing in the room except a big bed.
It was a big bed that could allow three adults to roll around wantonly without falling to the ground. On the big bed lay a charming and youthful woman.
It was a woman with a delicate waist as white as lotus root, her satin-like hair was disheveled, her eyes were clear, and the stars were shining like a deep pool in the mountains, giving people a feeling of fascination.
She was smiling at me sweetly, stretched out her white index finger to hook it, and said in a soft voice, "Come on."
Immediately, I felt like a train was passing through my head, and I couldn't stop making bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang, my mouth was dry, the hot blood in my body made a gurgling sound, started to burn, started to surge.
The woman's body as white as creamy fat, her huge peaks and ridges, her round thighs, every part of her fascinates me.
This is the first time I have really seen a woman's body. Although I have seen small movies and some pictures before, they are fake after all, not as real and specific as now.
I blushed,
I couldn't help but pounced on it, pressed it hard, and kneaded it heavily.
At this time, I had a strange feeling that this woman was both familiar and strange to me.
I feel familiar, like an acquaintance, because the tight, extremely elastic body feels like I have touched it somewhere, very familiar.
At the same time, it felt strange, because I had never seen that woman's face before.
My memory is very good, I will remember people I have met once, and I will never admit mistakes.
The woman stretched out her arms and hugged me tightly, and the two equally smooth bodies were tightly pressed together.
Up to now, I don't care about whether I know this woman or not.
In fact, no matter how strong a man's concentration is, by now, he is on the verge of death and has no choice but to act.Like a stone rolling down a mountainside, it cannot be stopped at all.
This is definitely not a problem of concentration, but an element in the human body that is at work.
This element is the fire of passion~desire, once ignited, it can control all actions of human beings.
The woman's movements are in place, very wild, and her kung fu is very good.
Although I am still a standard virgin, this does not prevent me from judging the strength of this woman's kung fu from another angle.
Her movements are really good, very hot and exciting, and ingenious, many of which I have never seen in small movies.
Her body was so flexible that even those specially trained women's bodies would not be so delicate that they could bend at unexpected angles.
This woman teased me with such hot movements, which gave me a great refreshing feeling.
This feeling is like the feeling of drinking a cold soda in midsummer. The pores of the whole body are bleating cold air, which is very comfortable.
Since the woman's movements were so bold and crazy, I stopped being polite, and climbed up the mountain with both hands, and my body began to move crazily. It was a self-taught movement.
The woman was greatly stimulated, and she cried even more tactfully, her body twisted like a big fish in the water, it was greasy and wet, and in a short time, I sprinkled rain and dew all over the deep place.
Afterwards, I hugged the woman and fell asleep drowsily.
I don't know how long it took, maybe an hour, maybe only a blink of an eye, I slowly woke up.
When I woke up, I lay on my back on the ground, and when I opened my eyes, I saw the blue sky, the sky was cloudless, and a huge sun was emitting golden light, shining brightly on my face.
The sun is shining, driving away the thick darkness, and returning the world to light.
See, the blue sky and the sun, I have a feeling of returning to the world from the streets of hell.
Reborn from the ashes, Phoenix Nirvana.
In just two hours, it seemed like a lifetime away, as if several years had passed.
It is no exaggeration to say that what I have experienced in these two hours is more than what others have experienced in ten years.
"The point is to be comfortable. It's so comfortable. The world at this time is a beautiful world that makes people move."
I took a deep breath, and there was a faint freshness in the air, the fragrance of grass and trees. Breathing such fresh air made me feel very comfortable.
Look around, dark clouds, heavy rain, Long Baoer, monsters, collapsed buildings, all disappeared.
Even the ground under his body was very dry, not like it had just rained.
Moreover, the place where I lie is no longer an asphalt road, but a stone road paved with bluestone slabs.
The flat stone road emits a faint green light, and the surface of the blue stone slab is very smooth, giving off the greasy transparent luster that is caused by frequent friction.
Beside me is a high wall, a wall made of green bricks. When I saw the wall, I couldn't help being stunned for a moment.
These walls, obviously ancient walls, are now very rare.
"Where is this?" There was silence all around, and there was no sound, which made me a little dazed.
I sat up in a daze, rubbed my eyes, and saw that the Devourer was lying beside me, soundly asleep, with saliva flowing from the corner of his mouth, humming softly, not knowing what dream he was having.
I stood up and stepped on the Devourer's face, waking it from sleep.
The Devourer suddenly jumped up from the ground and shouted loudly: "Beauty, don't go."
He reached out and hugged one of my legs, and kissed my leg with his big mouth, making saliva everywhere.
"Damn it, doesn't this guy also dream about some beauties? Judging by its virtue, one beauty can't be like this, at least three or five beauties are going to be so crazy. But, I don't know who it is dreaming about." ? It can’t be the same group of people as I dreamed about.” As I thought about it, I kicked the Devourer far away.
"Master, so it's you." The Devourer jumped up instantly, looked at me shyly and said.
"You're fucking playing hooligans on me, and I'll destroy you." I yelled furiously.
Being molested by my own demon spirit really makes me depressed.
"Don't dare, don't dare, I thought you were that big beauty." Devourer said obediently, lying on the ground like a kitten.
"What the hell happened? Could it be that the things that happened before were all a dream? Where did I go in the dream?" I patted the dust on my body, and was horrified to find that all my clothes had become brand new .
Just now, in my memory, after a fierce battle, my clothes were already in tatters, especially the clothes on my arms, which were already in pieces.
Now, it has become new clothes again, brand new and well-dressed.
And I, after being washed by the heavy rain, also showed my original face, and the makeup has long been gone.
But now, I became that beautiful woman again, as if nothing had happened.
"Is everything really a dream? I didn't meet those monsters at all? Or am I still dreaming and haven't woken up?" I was completely at a loss.
I patted my face vigorously, and it hurt a little, which proved that I am not dreaming now.
It's not a dream now, which means that the previous ones are all dreams.
Of course, there is another possibility, that is, everything that happened before has already happened, and it is not a dream.
And now is not a dream, although it is not a dream, but I have actually traveled to ancient times.
I'm a little dumbfounded, I won't be so miserable, only one out of [-] million people will have the chance to travel through time, right?
If it's true, then I really want to greet Long Baoer who sent me to the crossing place.
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