Joining the Army for Father: Lieutenant Colonel with a Black Belly

Xie's mother and Sun Beibei just finished tidying up, Beibei went to the bathroom to wash their hands, Xie's mother was still in the living room.Beibei was careful, afraid that Xie Daquan would not know how to use the radio, so she taught Xie's mother how to use it.

A simple button will work after you teach it. Mother Xie was afraid that she would forget, so she restarted the machine and adjusted the audio. The singing voice came from the radio, and Mother Xie listened leisurely.

Lin Lele, who presented the treasure, rushed out of the master bedroom, came to the living room, and shouted happily: "Grandma, look, I can blow up balloons..."

Mother Xie remembered when she saw Lin Lele. The girl wasn't watching TV in the living room just now, so she went to the master bedroom.I don't know what the kid is doing after staying in the master bedroom for so long. He definitely can't do anything good.Xie's mother glared at Lin Lele: "Lele, why did you go to aunt's room and rummaged through things?"

Lin Lele was afraid of being criticized by her grandmother, so she quickly explained: "Grandma, I didn't rummage through things..."

It’s true that I didn’t mess around, so I took a balloon and blew it...

"Then where did you get the stuff in your hand?" Mama Xie pointed to the 'balloon' in Lin Lele's hand.

Uh, it’s a bit contradictory, I found this from my aunt’s room...

However, this balloon is so fun, Lin Lele continued to present treasures and show off: "Grandma, there are a lot of balloons in my aunt's room. Look, it's so fun, this balloon will get bigger when you blow it up. Haha, I can blow up balloons..."

Xie's mother looked at the balloon in Lin Lele's hand. It was long, but she didn't care. She just taught her habitually: "Don't run around in aunt's room to rummaging through things."

"En. Grandma, do you want to blow up balloons? There are still many balloons in here..." Lin Lele waved the box in the other hand in front of Xie's mother.

Why does this box look familiar?

"Lele, show me..." Mother Xie reached out to Lin Lele for the box.

Lin Lele thought that grandma was also interested in blowing balloons, so she smiled innocently: "Grandma, you blow one too, it's fun..."

Mother Xie took the box and looked at the other side of the box, her old face turned red, and then turned blue again.

The cover of the box is a picture of half-naked men and women making out, and Xie's mother blushes when she sees it.

Mother Xie was illiterate, and she would blush just by looking at the cover, but because of the cover, she also understood what it was.

It stands to reason that she had never used a condom before, so she probably didn't know about it.It happened to be such a coincidence that she had gained knowledge a few years ago and was popularized as a family planning product.

This was a few years ago, when she went to the town to go to the market and helped Xie Cuihong buy sanitary napkins in the supermarket, somehow touched the condom displayed on the cash register, was inexplicably paid for, and took it home.

When giving the things to Xie Cuihong, Xie Cuihong saw a box of condoms, and the girl even used it to tease Mama Xie.

"Mom, did you buy this too?"

"Hey, why is there an extra pack of cigarettes, I didn't buy cigarettes for the old man..."

Look at how pure Mama Xie was before!

Xie Cuihong was in love at the time, and she blushed when she saw the condom, but she smiled and said to Xie's mother, "Mom, didn't you have a ligation, why do you still use this? Do you think Dad didn't wash it clean after taking a bath..."

Xie's mother was confused when she heard it: "The old man really can't wash it clean, he always smells like sweat..."

"Haha... Mom loves to be clean!" Xie Cuihong laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Mother Xie was puzzled.

"Mom, you are really advancing with the times..." Xie Cuihong joked.

Xie's mother was terrified by her daughter's laughter, and pressed her repeatedly. Xie Cuihong told her that this is a condom for family planning, which can not only make the married life easy and clean, but also prevent pregnancy.

Mother Xie was so ashamed that she criticized her daughter for molesting her.

Later, afraid that people would say that she was as lustful as a young man at such an old age...she wanted to buy that shameful condom too much, so Mama Xie hurriedly threw the unopened box into the garbage dump, and then selectively Forget about this embarrassing thing.

However, such a embarrassing thing, with such a deep impression, can only be kept in the heart at most, as long as you pull a thread, you will remember everything.

Now looking at such a familiar box, Xie's mother blushed when she thought of that embarrassing incident.

Thinking of so many condoms in her son's room, she finally understood why the couple had been married for so long and hadn't had children.

It turned out that I thought they didn't meet often, and they had no chance to complete the act of having a baby.

I'm so stupid to think...

The son is so strong, and if he sleeps with his wife for one night, he will definitely win the lottery. If it is not for deliberately contraceptive, how could it be possible that he has not moved yet.Finished again.

Mother Xie thought of the sex scenes she heard every day these days, and felt very sad.

The son and daughter-in-law only care about the process, not the result. They are so affectionate and affectionate every day, but only for the momentary happiness, and they don't even think about passing on the family line.

Xie's mother became more and more angry, and the more she thought about it, the more sad she became.

These two couples treat themselves so well on the surface, and they promised to have a baby quickly, but they didn't expect that they were all dealing with themselves.

Tie Wa is so old, and he likes children so much, he would not refuse to have children.

There is only one possibility, and that is that Beibei doesn't want to have children.

Mother Xie remembered the TV she watched in the afternoon, and for a moment, she was really worried that Beibei would really fall in love with another man, so she refused to have a baby with Tie Wa.

Although Mama Xie was sad, she didn't follow this road to the dark. She thought Beibei was so good, and she didn't want to use bad words to mislead Beibei.

However, the thoughts that had just been absorbed, started to think wildly and speculate wildly again.

These days, she has seen and heard the love between Bei Bei and Tie Wa.If Beibei didn't love Tie Wa, would he be able to toss hard in bed with him?

Alas, the more Xie's mother thinks about it, the more confused she becomes, the more uneasy and irritable she becomes...

When Sun Beibei washed her hands and walked out of the bathroom, she saw a very scary scene.

Lin Lele took the balloon and blew it vigorously in her mouth. When she blew it up, she squeezed the air out vigorously, and repeated it again, having a great time.

Sun Beibei took a closer look at the balloon and almost fainted. It looks so familiar to her own brand!

My God, where did this girl get a trick... a trick!

Sun Beibei was so shocked by Lin Lele's creativity that his whole body was sweating.Why is Lele so weird that she can use a condom as a balloon?

But now is not the time to praise the niece's imagination.

The question is, where did this condom come from.

Sun Beibei remembered that every time Xie Tiejun used a condom, he would wrap it in a tissue and throw it into the trash can.The reason why it's so troublesome is because Lin Lele is afraid that Lin Lele will run into the master bedroom and dig out treasures from the garbage dump to play, and there will be trouble...

Sun Beibei covered her mouth, afraid that she would not be able to help telling Lin Lele that it was not a balloon.

Sun Beibei really wanted to go and grab Lin Lele's balloon and exchange it for a toy for Lele to play with, but with her mother-in-law present, she had to be careful.

Sun Beibei secretly glanced at her mother-in-law.This glance made her darling almost pop out.

O my mother!

what happened!

Who was blowing the evil wind, which made everyone's nerves messed up.

The small ones are messy, and the old ones are even more chilling!

Sun Beibei twisted her face and looked at her mother-in-law.

At the moment, Mama Xie is holding the condom box and studying it very seriously. The smile on her kind face has long since disappeared, and her face is unpredictable. That way, people will think that she is studying the profound issues of sustainable development of human society. .

Sun Beibei's scare was not light, she really wanted to rush over to grab the box, don't let Xie's mother study thoroughly and know the secret of their couple's contraception.

But she didn't dare, wouldn't that be a cover-up and make her mother-in-law suspicious?

Facing her mother-in-law, Sun Beibei felt guilty, but her mother-in-law was very kind to her, and praised her every now and then, which made her feel very ashamed.Even though she has decided to change her past and face the matter of having a child seriously, she still dare not let her mother-in-law know about the contraception.I am afraid that my mother-in-law will be sad, and that my mother-in-law's perception of her will go from heaven to hell.

Sun Beibei was originally a simple-minded person. When she loved someone, she must love vigorously. If she loved her man, she would also love the house and black, and love the person her man loved. .

Therefore, she dared to disobey Lin Aiying, but she always respected her mother-in-law.

Unexpectedly, the peace that has been maintained is afraid that this bad thing will destroy Lele.I was too careless, my mother-in-law would not enter the master bedroom casually, why didn't I guard against this little kid...

Now that she doesn't know how far her mother-in-law has researched, Sun Beibei can only bite the bullet and walk over awkwardly, with a flattering smile on her face.

"Mom, what are you doing?" As expected of an actor, Sun Beibei was clearly terrified in her heart, but she smiled relaxedly and walked towards Mama Xie, pretending not to know what Mama Xie was holding.

Xie's mother was brought back to her senses by Sun Beibei. In fact, she wanted to ask Beibei why she used this thing instead of having children.But facing Beibei's fairy-like smile, he couldn't say anything harsh.

Mother Xie was very sad, but she was afraid that speaking out would hurt the peace of her mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Being so sad that she didn't know how to deal with the current predicament, Lin Lele rescued her grandma who was at a loss for words: "Grandma, why don't you blow it up. Auntie, I found a balloon in your room. This balloon is more fun than the balloon at home... ..."

Sun Beibei's face turned blue with fright.

Tong Yan Wuji, Tong Yan Wuji!

I hope that Xie's mother's thinking will follow Lele, and also use the condom as a balloon, then she will escape the catastrophe.

Sun Beibei recited Namo Amitabha silently in her heart, God bless mother Xie not to be too smart, to see through the fireworks in the world at a glance, and see through the secrets of...

Although it was a temporary hug, it was rare for her to be loyal to the Buddha at a critical moment, and the Buddha really did what she wanted.

Mother Xie didn't ask about the secret of the Pandora's box, but just glared and played as Lin Lele educated, concealing her depression: "You kid can make trouble, I told you earlier, it's rude to rummaging through things... ..."

Seeing that her mother-in-law was making trouble for Lele, Sun Beibei hurriedly defended: "It's okay, there is nothing in the house. Lele is small and ignorant, so don't talk about her, Mom. If she likes to play with balloons, let her play." ..."

Sun Beibei felt that she almost flicked her tongue when she said this.Now I can only pretend to be a fool, fooling around with Lin Lele, treating condoms as balloons, and mother Xie as an illiterate antique.

Xie's mother felt even more sad seeing Beibei still covering her like this.Fooling myself for ignorance, I continued to use condoms, not knowing when I would be able to hold my grandson.

Mother Xie really wanted to pierce the paper on the window, but she couldn't get the words out of her mouth.

After much deliberation, I finally felt that it would be more appropriate to find an opportunity to have a good talk with Tie Wa.

Xie's mother also imitated Sun Beibei's understanding and pretended to be confused: "The balloons in this city are really different from those in the countryside. See how happy Lele is, and take a few back to play with the neighbor's children..."

Mother Xie intended to get rid of all the condoms in the house. Although it is very convenient to buy this thing, in case... She thought very lucky, in case the young couple sent her to the train at night and went home directly, Forget to buy it.Then... at night, the son and his daughter-in-law will definitely have a good time on the bed, maybe... there will be a chance to sow seeds.

This idea is too evil, and the simple mother Xie also risked it in order to have a grandson as soon as possible.

It's just that the excuses she made were not ordinary horrors... Taking the condoms in the city back and using them as balloons for children, just thinking about it, makes people feel chills down the back.

This is originally talking indiscriminately when the mind is in a mess.However, Lin Lele naively believed it was true, and replied very happily: "Yes, yes, there are still many in Auntie's room. Auntie, can I take a few more?"

Sun Beibei was tongue-tied and her eyes widened, not knowing how to answer.

If this matter is stopped, the mother-in-law will definitely become suspicious, which will eventually cause the mother-in-law to be sad, and there will be suspicions between the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in the future.

If you agree, woo woo... Lele goes back and spreads out the condoms in the village. The spectacular scene of all the children blowing up balloons together, if a discerning adult sees it, he will break it with a word, and then everyone in the village will Everyone knows that the children use the condoms provided by Tiewa as balloons... The old face of the old Xie family can no longer be mixed in the village...

Therefore, you must not let your mother-in-law bring condoms home.But I couldn't think of an excuse to stop it.Sun Beibei was so anxious...

But Sun Beibei hadn't figured out how to deal with it yet, so Mother Xie sentenced her to death.

"You go and get it, take it all, share it with your little friends, let them see the balloons in the city..." Mama Xie would never do such a greedy thing, often Bei Bei would buy things for her, She will always refuse, and take a small amount of what she has, how can she greedily sweep it all like she is now.

If Beibei had calmed down a bit, she would have discovered the flaw, but luckily she didn't, otherwise, she would not know how to face such a kind mother-in-law at this moment.

Sun Beibei really wanted to cover her face and scream, she just watched her mother-in-law put all the suits in a plastic bag.

Ah... what should I do?Just as Sun Beibei was struggling, Xie Tiejun also walked in. Seeing his mother stuffing a condom into the bag, his eyes almost fell out of his eyes.

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