Joining the Army for Father: Lieutenant Colonel with a Black Belly

Xie Tiejun cooked a sumptuous dinner for Xie's mother to practice.

After bringing all the food to the dining table, Xie Tiejun went to the living room to prepare for everyone to eat.

"Mom... eat..."

After dinner, he swallowed the word directly.Countless black lines flashed across Xie Tiejun's forehead, he was wrong, he probably ate the bomb for nothing, and was blown into charcoal all over his body.

Xie Tiejun, like Sun Beibei, stared blankly at Xie's mother packing boxes of condoms in plastic bags, and he was suddenly struck out of his wits by lightning.

Oh my god, where did my mother get this loot!Why does it look so familiar!

This... This is clearly the bulletproof vest he used to charge into battle every night these days, how could it fall into the hands of his mother so tragically?When did my mother play a guest role on a whim and the ghosts enter the village to sweep up the house?

So it seems that mom knows about contraception?

But, it doesn't seem right?

Now that my mother knew, why didn't she force the palace with the criminal evidence, but put it in her bag.bring home?For dad?

Xie Tiejun looked at his mother incredulously.

Could it be?or?real?Mom and Dad are still old at this age, maintaining the spirit of the dragon and horse?

"Mom, you are..."

Xie Tiejun took a deep breath, still not confident enough to say the following words, and used a lot of ellipsis to let his mother supplement her own imagination.

Silence is better than sound is used at this time.

Xie Tiejun didn't directly point out that this embarrassing and sad window paper can still be pasted intact for the time being.

"Oh, Lele said this balloon is fun, so I'll take it home to play with the children at home..." Mother Xie zipped up the bag and explained to Xie Tiejun.

These days, I have watched a lot of black-bellied TV and novels. Men, women, and children are all polluted by black-bellied people. Even a virtuous village woman like Mama Xie has become invincible and black-bellied, telling such scary cold jokes.

Xie's mother said calmly, she thought to herself, just pretend to be stupid for me, try your best to pretend to be stupid to deceive me, and I will follow suit to pretend to be stupid, to see who can be stupid to the end.

"This..." Xie Tiejun was very frightened by his mother's words. This time, he didn't omit words on purpose this time, but was directly suppressed by his mother's strong imagination and choked his throat. Shout in my heart.

my darling!

The mother actually used the body armor as a balloon to take back for the children to play with. Isn't that more terrifying than a tsunami?Mom, what you say now is more creepy than the dub of a horror movie!

Still a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, Xie Tiejun was trembling with fright, but Lin Lele was still playing with balloons with an innocent smile on his face.

"That's right, brother-in-law, this is the secret I discovered..." Lin Lele, the culprit, confessed without fear of death.

Seeing the condom Lin Lele was holding, Xie Tiejun strung together all the clues and basically wanted to understand why such a situation happened.

It must have been a spoof by a genius like Lele.

Mom, don't be as knowledgeable as a child, a child has no knowledge at all, and has no shame at all.Take this out, don't make people laugh out loud!

Xie Tiejun was in doubt, wondering if his mother really didn't know, or if she was confused and pretended to be stupid.

He didn't dare to try.

Sun Beibei had already recovered from the initial shock, and quickly gave Xie Tiejun a wink, telling him to keep quiet. Naturally, Xie Tiejun would not foolishly hit the south wall.

"Mom, I have to catch the train later, let's eat first..." Sun Beibei tried her best to squeeze out a relaxed smile to break the weird atmosphere.

People can't do bad things, they will be exposed one day.And before being exposed, it is tormenting oneself.

Xie Tiejun felt that he promised his mother to work hard to have a baby, but secretly engaged in contraception. This is really guilty for the old man who came all the way just eager to have a grandson.

What he was most afraid of was that Xie's mother knew about their couple's contraception. It must be a very heavy blow to his mother.

Eating and drinking with my mother these days has won her favor. If it is because of the discovery of the secret of contraception before leaving, all the previous efforts will be in vain.

Originally, I wanted my mother to go back happily, but I didn't expect that in the end, I let her leave sadly.

This is the last thing Xie Tiejun wants to see.

In the case of unknown life and death, I can only pretend that Xie's mother doesn't know.

Fortunately, Beibei changed the subject cleverly, and Xie Tiejun quickly echoed: "Yes, Mom, the food is ready, let's go eat..."

Xie Tiejun took a peek at his mother's bag, that bag of condoms must never be taken away by his mother, it is not a bag of bombs, it is simply a missile, it will blow up the old Xie's house and destroy Xie Tiejun The couple were blown up to death.

I'll figure out how to hijack it later.

"Okay, let's eat, we have to catch the train later..." Mother Xie nodded as if nothing had happened.

Xie Tiejun and Sun Beibei couldn't guess what their mother was thinking, so they could only take one step at a time.It should be late.

"Lele, it's time to eat, wash your hands first..." Sun Beibei didn't wait for Lin Lele to agree, and hurriedly dragged her into the bathroom.

Sun Beibei looked at the condom in Lin Lele's hand, it was too eye-catching.I'm really worried that this child will become a human being at such a young age!Will it be premature in the future?

Sun Beibei was afraid of teaching the children badly, and afraid that the clever Lin Lele would have an epiphany too early, so she threw the balloon in Lin Lele's hand away as soon as she entered the bathroom, so as not to let such a shameful thing pass the market and then dangle in front of everyone. People have a headache.

Once in the bathroom, Sun Beibei snatched the condom from Lin Lele's hand and threw it into the trash can, disposing of this hot potato in time.

Lin Lele loved this balloon so much, she was not happy about being thrown away so violently by her aunt, her little mouth pouted and gasped.

Sun Beibei was afraid that Xie's mother would be suspicious, so she lowered her voice and explained softly: "Lele, this balloon has been playing for a long time, so I don't want it if it's a little dirty. You like balloons so much, I will buy them for you later... ..."

Lin Lele asked with twinkling eyes: "Really?"

Sun Beibei replied with a smile: "Of course, my aunt always counts..."

The child is so easy to coax, just one word made Lin Lele, who was about to have a rainy day, burst into laughter immediately, and went to the restaurant in a naughty manner after washing his hands and butts.

It was at this time that Sun Beibei, who had always been scheming, suddenly had a flash of inspiration, frowned, and thought of a way to solve the problem.

Isn't the mother-in-law going to give balloons to the children at home to play with? Then I will make a trick without anyone noticing.

So, Sun Beibei picked up her mobile phone and sent Xie Tiejun a text message: I will buy real balloons later.

Xie Tiejun didn't dare to show his anger, and dealt with Xie's mother tremblingly. When the text message sounded, he was pulling the stool for his mother. After Xie's mother sat down, Xie Tiejun picked up the phone and looked at the text message. My heart finally relaxed.

The dinner was very sumptuous, and Lin Lele had the happiest time eating. She ate with chopsticks and ate with great relish. It was not a compliment: "Uncle's cooking is really good, very tasty..."

The children had a lot of appetite, but the three adults had no appetite at all. Facing the dinner carefully prepared by Xie Tiejun, it tasted like chewing wax, and they didn't even feel like eating it.

Xie Tiejun and his wife did something bad, and they couldn't figure out what Xie's mother was thinking, so they didn't want to eat.

And Xie's mother felt even more uncomfortable.

The purpose of her trip is to be a supervisor, supervising the childbirth of her son and daughter-in-law.

Who would have thought that he would be deceived so much that he didn't know where to go, where he came here for a week, and went out to eat and drink every day. After spending so much money, his purpose of this trip was not achieved.

Xie's mother was very depressed, but she couldn't vomit quickly, her heart was almost suffocated, could she still have an appetite?Even delicacies from mountains and seas are treated as dung in front of them.

She didn't eat and she was afraid that the young couple would be suspicious and worried about her safety along the way, so Mama Xie had no choice but to take a few mouthfuls of food and say she was full.

Seeing that his mother was so abnormal, Xie Tiejun thought something bad happened, and his mother might have discovered the secret.

what to do?what to do?Xie Tiejun looked at Sun Beibei, but there was nothing she could do.

Forget it, as long as my mother doesn't tell the truth, let's just pretend I don't know.

"Mom, why do you eat so little?" Xie Tiejun asked with concern, and wanted to bring food to Xie's mother, but she refused.

"I've eaten enough for lunch, so I'm not hungry at night. Eat more..."

This meal was the hardest and most boring meal this week, and the practice meal ended hastily in a low atmosphere.

After dinner, there was no time to sit down and chat, so everyone rushed to the train station with their suitcases and children.

While Xie Tiejun went to buy tickets, Sun Beibei went to buy a pack of balloons with pumps.

While resting in the waiting room, Xie's mother took Lin Lele to the bathroom and dropped the missiles in the bag.

Sun Beibei got the condom, threw it into the trash can quickly, and finally snuffed out the fuse before the bomb exploded. Sun Beibei and Xie Tiejun both let out a long sigh of relief.

There is still half an hour until the train leaves.

We are about to leave, and we don't know when we will see each other next time, Mama Xie feels very sad.

Mother Xie looked at Sun Beibei and Xie Tiejun and saw that they were superficially intimate. She would be very relieved before night, but knowing the secret that they did not have children, she no longer dared to guess the relationship between her son and Xie Tiejun. The feelings of the daughter-in-law are somewhat true.I really worry about my son and their marriage.It always felt like something was wrong between them.

Mother Xie, who had been holding back all night, thought about it, but couldn't think of an answer, and finally she couldn't hold it back anymore.

She must ask clearly before getting in the car, otherwise she will not feel at ease when she goes back, let alone explain to Xie Daquan.

Of course, you have to avoid Sun Beibei when you say these things.

Even if she reprimanded her, she could only say that it was her son's fault, that he was unable to tie Bei Bei.

Xie's mother asked Beibei to buy yogurt for her on the pretext of wanting to drink yogurt.

Beibei didn't care too much, her mother-in-law didn't eat much at night, so she had to satisfy her naturally.

After Sun Beibei left, Mother Xie lowered her face.

When Xie Tiejun saw it, he sighed in his heart that it was not good. Looking at his mother's face, he knew that the matter must be revealed: "Mom, what's wrong with you, what's wrong?"

Xie's mother said sullenly: "I feel uncomfortable..."

"Why do you feel so uncomfortable?" Xie Tiejun continued to talk nonsense with his eyes open.

Mother Xie vomited blood when she heard it, raised her index finger and poked Xie Tiejun's forehead: "You can really pretend! If I don't clean up you, you can pretend to be like me!".

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