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"Grass! Lefty!" Ai Hongwei immediately jumped out of the battle group after being punched by Zhang Xionghao. Looking at the bruises on his face, it was obvious that the punch was not light, but Ai Hongwei looked at Zhang Xionghao and smiled. explain. 【_】

"Ha, I'm not left-handed!" Zhang Xionghao was complacent because he fought back against Ai Hongwei, and he didn't suffer any disadvantages. He said in a not innocuous way: "My left and right hands are the same, and they both work equally well!"

I Cao!Hearing Zhang Xionghao's words, I couldn't help being surprised, and I was even more envious and jealous. It is said that left-handed people are smarter. This seems to have something to do with exercising the left and right hemibrains, but Zhang Xionghao is as flexible as his left and right hands. Could it be that this is the legendary technique of fighting left and right? Remember this is the unique skill of the old urchin Zhou Botong, how did he practice it?

I know that Zhang Xionghao is definitely not from time travel, because I don’t remember that the old naughty boy had his apprentice, so I can’t help but viciously imagine that he was practicing with his left and right hands at the same time while masturbating every night. This kind of kung fu, you must know that most boys use their left hands.

Although I have never masturbated because I have just developed to the point of nocturnal emission, I have seen Chen Yang masturbate with his left hand.

I remember it was noon one day, when I was taking a nap, I was woken up by a burst of shortness of breath and the sound of "oh, oh". I couldn't help lying on my upper bunk and looking down. Where did she go to flirt, only Chen Yang was lying on the bottom bunk next to him.

At this time, Chen Yang was lying flat on his bed, shirtless, and his big flowered underpants had been retreated to his knees, and his left hand was holding his younger brother who had already stood at attention, and was flicking it up and down quickly. , making a sound similar to that made when feeding chickens, with an expression on his face that was painful or relieved, and his right hand was holding a piece of Zhou Huimin's stickers.

"Fifth, what are you doing?" I couldn't help asking in surprise.

My inquiry undoubtedly sounded like thunder to Chen Yang. Although I swear my voice was not loud, Chen Yang's body twitched like an electric shock, and then he quickly pulled up his underpants, But I just took my younger brother back into the tent, and most of my buttocks were still exposed outside, which made me dizzy for a while.

"Crap! When did you wake up?" Chen Yang leaned over and raised his head to ask me, his expression was extremely tense, and his coquettish long hair was wet and clung to his face because of a lot of sweat.

"I just woke up, I was woken up by you!" I said with a smile, but I already understood something in my heart.

"Oh, that... don't talk nonsense!" Chen Yang said to me with an embarrassed expression, his face flushed, I don't know if it was because of embarrassment, or because the lingering rhyme was still there.

"Haha, that depends on how you bribed me!" I sat up excitedly.

"Nimma, Xiaobi Jiuer, let's find a plan!" Chen Yang dared to threaten me.

"Then you try it!" I fought back without any fear, who made his little braid...wrong, it should be my little brother who was caught by me.

In the end, Chen Yang had no choice but to compromise with me, obediently treating me to ice cream for a week, which made Chen Wei and the others very puzzled, when did Chen Yang treat me so well, and even suspected Chen Yang's physical and psychological During the development process, Chen Yang didn't develop well, and he had the habit of breaking his sleeves. That week, Chen Yang was depressed.

In the end, I still got drunk one night, and I got carried away and said that I was bald, which revealed Chen Yang's secret to the world, and my end was that my little brother almost didn't peel off... ·

Okay, I got off topic a bit, I really shouldn't have made Chen Yang feel ashamed again after so many years, but fortunately he is a person who doesn't like reading, so let's get down to business.

After Zhang Xionghao finished his stinky show, Ai Hongwei just glanced at his mouth and said, "Fuck! What a lot of feathers!"

After speaking, he swayed and came straight to Zhang Xionghao, then jumped up, kicked in the air, and kicked towards Zhang Xionghao.

Naturally, Zhang Xionghao didn't dare to take Ai Hongwei's kick hard, so he just dodged to the side and dodged it.

But after Zhang Xionghao avoided Ai Hongwei's kick, he quickly bullied him, trying to fight back before Ai Hongwei turned around.

However, Ai Hongwei had obviously thought that Zhang Xionghao would launch a sneak attack behind him. He had just landed on the ground, and before he turned around, he kicked backwards again without turning his head. It landed on Zhang Xionghao's stomach and kicked Zhang Xionghao staggeringly.

"Okay!" Our side cheered loudly again.

"Cut!" But all the animals in the eleventh middle school made contemptuous voices, and some even raised their middle fingers at Ai Hongwei.

I understand why the animals in the Eleventh Middle School reacted like this, because Ai Hongwei's move can be said to be a blind cat meeting a dead mouse, which is purely Mongolian, because if Zhang Xionghao can't bully him, then Ai Hongwei's move It would be empty with one kick, and the image of Ai Hongwei who was kicking in the air at that time was no different from a dog peeing, which was extremely indecent.

But it’s like we encountered a problem in the exam. If you don’t know how to do it, you can only catch it. If you don’t get it right, it’s better than blank, but if you get it right, then you can score. There is a saying, don’t care A white cat is a black cat, a cat that catches mice is a good cat.

Obviously, Ai Hongweimeng was right, Zhang Xionghao was the mouse that was caught, so we also responded with the middle finger to the people in Eleventh Middle School.

After Zhang Xionghao's stomach was hit, he took two steps back, and covered his stomach with his equally flexible hands, his body bent slightly, and Ai Hongwei had turned around at this time, seeing Zhang Xionghao like this , How could he stop giving a hard blow, so he quickly rushed towards Zhang Xionghao again.

But at this time, although Zhang Xionghao was still in the pain of clutching his stomach, he did not carelessly lose his defense against Ai Hongwei. When he saw Ai Hongwei rushing towards him, he kicked his legs violently, and threw his whole body towards him. Ai Hongwei was hit, and he hit Ai Hongwei's chest with his own head.

Such a "iron head skill", how could Ai Hongwei have imagined that Zhang Xionghao had trained his whole body to be a weapon, and dared to use his precious head to attack him, and besides, he was also rushing towards Zhang Xionghao's body. During the exercise, he couldn't dodge for a while, and collided with Zhang Xionghao firmly, and then, the two fell to the ground together as if they were embracing a couple who were about to have sex.

But after all, Ai Hongwei was in the unfavorable position where female couples were usually at the bottom. After he fell, Zhang Xionghao pinned him on top of him.

Before Ai Hongwei could struggle and push Zhang Xionghao away, Zhang Xionghao got up first, sat directly on Ai Hongwei's body, and raised his fist to greet Ai Hongwei's face.

But Ai Hongwei is not a vegetarian either, so he is not willing to let Zhang Xionghao be a "Wu Song" and himself a "tiger". When he saw Zhang Xionghao's fist rushing towards him, he immediately stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhang Xionghao's hand. Zhang Xionghao hit with another fist, and Ai Hongwei grabbed Zhang Xionghao's hand with his other hand.

At this time, the two people are completely competing with each other. It depends on which of the two has more energy, then there will be a chance to turn defeat into victory. This is like two martial arts masters in a martial arts movie. Will be shocked by the opponent so that the seven holes bleed, and go crazy.

It's just that when masters in martial arts movies compete for internal strength, they either stand or sit, unlike the ambiguous postures of Ai Hongwei and Zhang Xionghao now, where one is lying down and the other is sitting.

What's more, when Jianghu masters are competing for internal strength, others can't help them. If they help, both of them will suffer serious internal injuries, but Ai Hongwei and Zhang Xionghao are fine. It's too much, but others can help from it.

That is to say, when the two were fighting, people on our side began to rush to help, because although Ai Hongwei could still fight Zhang Xionghao at this time, after all, Ai Hongwei was in a disadvantageous position , he is lying down, and his hands need to be pushed upwards, but Zhang Xionghao is sitting, and his hands are pushed downwards. After a long time like this, Ai Hongwei will definitely be unable to do what he wants, so people on our side think that Ai Hongwei will suffer. Someone started rushing towards them.

As soon as the people from the Eleventh Middle School on the opposite side saw someone rushing up from our side, they also started to run over.

Only Wang Dong shouted at this time: "Calm down, this is a one-on-one!" But no one paid attention to him.

Because our people acted first, they naturally ran to Ai Hongwei and Zhang Xionghao first.

But before our people could make a move, Ai Hongwei suddenly yelled: "No one is allowed to come over!"

When Ai Hongwei yelled, our people stopped, and everyone in the eleventh middle school also stopped. At this moment, Ai Hongwei suddenly yelled "Ah", and then he straightened up suddenly. After turning Zhang Xionghao up a little bit, he suddenly turned over again, unexpectedly turning Zhang Xionghao off his body.

Afterwards, Ai Hongwei got up quickly, pressed Zhang Xionghao under him again, and said again: "I am Cao Nima!" Then he punched Zhang Xionghao in the face.

But Zhang Xionghao tilted his head, and Ai Hongwei punched the ground. I could see blood coming out of Ai Hongwei's fist. It should be that the fist hit the ground and broke the skin.

Before Ai Hongwei punched again, Zhang Xionghao stretched out his hands suddenly, and hugged Ai Hongwei's waist, and then with all his strength, he hugged Ai Hongwei and rolled. Zhang Xionghao rode on Ai Hongwei again.

Ai Hongwei did the same thing, he also started rolling with his arms around Zhang Xionghao, and then rode on him. In this way, the two started a rolling competition. In this court, they rolled like two naughty little bears, which was very funny. .

"Well, it's almost the same, it's meaningless to continue fighting!" Chen Wei said suddenly at this time, and then walked towards Wang Dong from the Eleventh Middle School. I was afraid that something would happen to Chen Wei, so I quickly followed him. up.

As soon as Chen Wei and I walked into the camp of the Eleventh Middle School, the people in the Eleventh Middle School all looked on guard, as if we would attack in groups if we made a slight move.

However, only Wang Dong quickly came to Chen Wei's side and said, "Ge Wei, what's the matter, what do you mean?"

"Well, I don't think it's interesting to continue the fight. These two people are equally divided. I don't think anyone can really do anything to the other. Since you are here as a peacemaker, I think you should pull them apart. Don't let them fight!" Chen Wei said with a smile.

As soon as Wang Dong heard it, he was of course eager to do so, and quickly agreed with "well", and ran over to Ai Hongwei and Zhang Xionghao.

"It's okay, it's okay, stop fighting!" As soon as Wang Dong reached the side of the two, he quickly separated them.

"Damn Nima pen, get out!" Ai Hongwei who was separated was still yelling at Wang Dong.

"Second brother, it's almost done. If the fight continues, it will be like this. Neither of you will cure the other!" Chen Wei also walked up to him and shouted at Ai Hongwei.

Ai Hongwei didn't say anything, but his face was full of dissatisfaction, he tilted his head, and didn't look at anyone.

Zhang Xionghao also let out a "cut" in his mouth, his face full of displeasure.

"Come on, if you want me to say, you are both men, you are both men, you two are good at fighting, it's not acquaintances, let's just do it today, it's good, no one is doing anything wrong, let's go drink, I Treat, okay?" At this time, Wang Dong started to make love again.

"Okay, let's go drink, but you don't need to invite us. We are all students, and no one has much money. In this way, everyone just drinks together. After drinking, everyone pools the money, okay?" Chen Wei also laughed speak.

"Okay, okay, that's good!" Wang Dong said with a smile, in fact, if it was really his treat, he would definitely not have so much money.

Just like that, this one-on-one fight is over, Chen Wei dismissed all the people on our side, and asked them to go home and go back to school, and Zhang Xionghao also let his group of people Each went back to each house, and each went to find each mother.

In the end, there were eight brothers on our side, plus one Wu Jiaguang, and Zhang Xionghao and Wang Dong over there also left Zhao Yubo and nearly seven or eight good friends. The two groups of more than ten people found a restaurant and started drinking. .

It is said that deep feelings are boring and deep feelings are licked, but after the two groups of us sat together, we didn’t lick them. At the beginning, everyone still had grievances, but after Wang Dong's conciliation and persuasion, after a few glasses of wine, everyone began to feel better like old friends who hadn't seen each other for many years.

Especially Ai Hongwei and Zhang Xionghao, both of them were displeased and unconvinced at the beginning, and they also launched a second round of heads-up on the wine table, that is, a wine fight.

However, when both of them were blushing from drinking and their necks were thick, the two of them actually started to cherish each other. They hooked shoulders and shoulders and called each other like brothers. They admired each other's fighting skills and looked at me who didn't drink much Angry, he scolded Ai Hongwei in his heart for having no integrity, no principles, and no distinction between the enemy and the enemy. Why would Zhang Xionghao and other animals beat me every time?

At the dinner table, Chen Wei and Wang Dong were always exchanging parting feelings, reminiscing about the past in elementary school. Later, when I was bored, I listened to some conversations between them. The specific content is as follows:

Wang Dong: "Brother Wei, how did you and Haozi fight?"

Chen Wei: "Oh, you didn't mention it, I forgot, is there a guy named Xu Zihou in your school? In fact, our brothers went to your school to find him that day!"

Wang Dong: "Xu Zihou? Well, there is such a person!"

Chen Wei: "How is this kid, he is very good in your eleventh school?"

Wang Dong: "Him? A few ox pens, a dog basket, what, are you going to fuck him?"

Chen Wei: "Well, I was entrusted by someone, if it wasn't for the conflict with Haozi that day, we would have fucked him!"

"Who... who? Viagra, you talk, we... buddies will be brothers in the future, you can do whoever you want... just one sentence, Brother, I'm going... through fire and water!" At this time, Zhang Xionghao heard Chen Wei's words, and shouted at Chen Wei in a drunken way with his tongue out.

"Okay, that's enough...that's why...he's a brother!" Ai Hongwei didn't drink lightly, and his mouth was also frivolous.

"Haozi, Viagra is talking about Xu Zihou!" Wang Dong said to Zhang Xionghao with a smile.

"Oh, Xu... what the hell, fuck him, you have to do... him, Viagra... one word!" After finishing speaking, Zhang Xionghao lay down on the table and fell asleep. up.